It’s a horse… on fire.
That’s it; it’s just a plain old horse on fire. Oh wait, no. It’s not just a horse but a sissy ass unicorn. It’s like game freak is trying to turn this generation of kids into a rabid bunch of flaming faggots.
Homo hypnosis aside, what kind of lazy design is this anyway? That’s like me drawing a picture of a drowning sloth and calling it a water type.
But no, it’s not enough for Rapidash to be a steaming piece of shit on his own time, he has to go and make life for other Pokémon a constant struggle to. How are the others supposed to lead a happy life with this fucker when he is constantly leaking flames and setting everything on fire? Happy Meadow? Nothing but ash and charred baby kangaskhan corpses. Yeah, some neighbor huh?
People are always giving Keldeo shit (manely because he is shit, mind you) but I don’t get why people would gladly crucify Keldeo on the cross and yet let this sadistic fucker run free? It just baffles me to no end.
