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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:18:55 No.13707010 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13707104 >>13707126 >>13707256 >>13707309

This guy comes into GameStop and slaps your waifu doll on the ass. Wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:25:08 No.13707104 Report

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>>13707010
I cower away and cry in my car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:27:09 No.13707126 Report

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>>13707010
Damn...

Those legs...

Those legs aren't that bad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:29:29 No.13707155 Report

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wash the pillow cover

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:29:33 No.13707157 Report

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tell fedora dood over there to fite me there and if i win ill take the man next to him. taht'll teach im!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:34:31 No.13707209 Report

Quoted By: >>13707246 >>13707308 >>13707576

>knock off that disgusting thing on his head
>pants the fuck outta the bastard
>push him onto the floor hopefully hitting a rack or two at the same time elegantly commenting on that faggot colored shirt he's wearing
>then pee on him, making him a toilet

>Then walk about 5-8 feet away
>Turn around and say
>"Get a fucking haircut"
>turn back around then zip my pants
>Go around the corner to Wetzel's Pretzels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:38:42 No.13707246 Report

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>>13707209
you are so strong and dangerous and edgy please make love to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:39:37 No.13707256 Report

Quoted By: >>13707282

>>13707010
>tfw the whole time he was talking to the female gamestop employee
>mfw she stopped talking to him to talk to OP because of their "LOL POKEMON IS nimal abuse but that's just japan xd" convo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:39:49 No.13707257 Report

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rape him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:42:31 No.13707282 Report

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>>13707256
Forgot my reaction.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:44:55 No.13707308 Report

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>>13707209
>Wetzel's Pretzels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:45:01 No.13707309 Report

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>>13707010
Stop being a stupid bitch and having a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:46:47 No.13707330 Report

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dump waifu, slap his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 20:55:13 No.13707410 Report

Quoted By: >>13707576

>Time freezes
>Analyze his body stats
>Analyze shoes and floor grip
>Have advantage?
>[yes]/[no]
>If[no]
>walk away with my head down
>If [yes]
>Knee to the groin
>hammer punch his back
>throw him over the counter
>take out the nailgun from my fannypack
>nail him to the wall like Jesus
>"Not so atheist now, faggot?"
>leave with head held high

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:05:47 No.13707576 Report

Quoted By: >>13707798

>>13707209
>>13707410
Wow, you guys act so overprotective. Ideal husband material right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:10:03 No.13707632 Report

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Kick those chicken legs and tell him to have more respect with other's woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:13:57 No.13707679 Report

Quoted By: >>13707715 >>13707765 >>13708031

>Having a imaginary anime/game wife (especially a doll) in the first place
Call me names all you want but I find the idea of having a "waifu" is STUPID.
You're begging to be bullied by some people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:16:39 No.13707710 Report

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>implying I have a waifu
>implying I'd waste my time on this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:17:27 No.13707715 Report

Quoted By: >>13707876

>>13707679
>being this asspained

And you're telling people that they're begging to be bullied?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:22:27 No.13707765 Report

Quoted By: >>13707876

>>13707679
>Actually replying to sarcasm with anger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:25:18 No.13707798 Report

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>>13707576
Thanks dude. My waifu is a bit tsundere so it feels good to be appreciated somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:27:04 No.13707817 Report

Quoted By: >>13711463

Get my shiny Dialga, turn around, and leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:27:48 No.13707826 Report

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I'll do that move which my Annie the Waifu from Shingeki does and own his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:31:02 No.13707876 Report

Quoted By: >>13707994

>>13707765
>>13707715
>Implying I'm mad
Where did you guys even get this from?
I'm not even mad, I'm just posting my opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:40:03 No.13707994 Report

Quoted By: >>13708084

>>13707876
>feeling the need to sage
>feeling the need to capitalize the word stupid for emphasis
>feeling the need to post your opinion in a thread where the OP was clearly a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:43:20 No.13708031 Report

Quoted By: >>13708138

>>13707679
Unless you're offending someone or in some way harming them, you shouldn't be begging to get bullied. What the fuck kind of logic is that?
"Hey guys look this kid has a different interest than us let's go fuck with him for not liking what we like"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:47:38 No.13708084 Report

Quoted By: >>13708176 >>13709497

>>13707994
>Sage
I want to sage because of OP's shitty thread.
>Capitalising a word
You just said it. I want to make a point.
>Posting an opinion in a joke thread
But what IF OP is not joking? You and I have no proof of that OP was kidding around or being dead serious. We were Implying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:50:55 No.13708138 Report

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>>13708031
You literally just explained 4Chan in a nutshell on handling about opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:53:35 No.13708176 Report

Quoted By: >>13708221

>>13708084
I know OP is joking around without implications. Who the fuck makes these threads with a serious intent to know what people would do anyways? That's like coming to 4chan and expecting posters to not have waifus.

Oh wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:56:54 No.13708221 Report

Quoted By: >>13708253 >>13709497

>>13708176
And like I said before, you are IMPLYING that OP is joking around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:59:04 No.13708253 Report

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>>13708221
>implying I don't know for a fact that OP is joking around

Your validation means nothing, puny anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 21:59:06 No.13708254 Report

Quoted By: >>13708986

>Ha! This loser is wearing a /hat!/ Let me take a photo of him and get my personal army to mock him for me! That'll show... him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 23:00:37 No.13708986 Report

Quoted By: >>13709029

>>13708254
It wasn't just a hat. Here's some quotes from our friend:

"Charizard! Use AK47 attack!"
"What if I threw this toy pokeball and a real pokemon came out?"
"My girlfriend wouldn't like me talking to a pretty girl at gamestop."

But no, you're right, I should have waited for this guy to come home and post on /vp/ how he got the girl at gamestop to give her real number which isn't fake this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 23:03:18 No.13709029 Report

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>>13708986
Or you could've provided this context up front. How were we supposed to glean any of that with just a picture?

It's clear you saw a guy a fedora and said "ooh boy! I know my friends online will just eat this up! Because in our club, fedoras are bad things!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 23:41:33 No.13709497 Report

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>>13708084
>>13708221
Inferring. The word you are trying to use is inferring, not implying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 02:28:27 No.13711463 Report

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>>13707817
why did you wait until the last day to get it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 02:56:38 No.13711793 Report

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Do him anally.
Then report him for sexual harassment.
Then fuck him mother.

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