>>13711934What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Squirtle? I’ll have you know I beat the Elite Four top of the Hall of Fame, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed faints. I am trained in fire/dragon warfare and I’m the top physical wall on the entire team. You are nothing to me but just another water-type. I will wipe you the fuck out with cuts the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Bulbasaur. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Genwunners across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Flameburst, maggot. The Flameburst that sweeps the pathetic little thing you call your Uber tier. You’re fucking fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Fire-type attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in Fire-type combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Dragon-type moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Stealth Rocks. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fire all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
