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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:43:55 No.13717128 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13717140 >>13717242 >>13717278 >>13717343 >>13717358

How many Pokemon have you masturbated to?

I just counted and I got a number of 68

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:45:23 No.13717140 Report

Quoted By: >>13717152

>>13717128
>not masturbating to all the Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:45:37 No.13717146 Report

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all of them
ALL OF THEM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:45:46 No.13717151 Report

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None because I'm not a sick fuck who gets off to drawings of fictional animals from kid's games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:45:51 No.13717152 Report

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>>13717140
I-Im trying, s-sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:46:13 No.13717155 Report

Quoted By: >>13717263

None because I'm not a fucking freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:48:40 No.13717190 Report

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None although there's an unfortunate amount of fetish art for the actual characters within the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:50:50 No.13717222 Report

Quoted By: >>13717243

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:52:55 No.13717242 Report

Quoted By: >>13717280

>>13717128
Let's see... Machoke, Machop, Machamp, Geodude, Lucario, Meditite, Alakazam, Drowzee, Hypno, Hitmonchan, Tyrogue, and Buizel. That's it, 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:53:00 No.13717243 Report

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>>13717222
nice prediction

John Gamefreak

John Gamefreak Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:54:55 No.13717263 Report

Quoted By: >>13717311

>>13717155
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:56:23 No.13717278 Report

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>>13717128

None, but it's different with the human characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:56:28 No.13717279 Report

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about 15

John Gamefreak

John Gamefreak Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:56:39 No.13717280 Report

Quoted By: >>13717311

>>13717242
Autism is a terrible thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:56:55 No.13717288 Report

Quoted By: >>13717332

None. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 15:59:35 No.13717311 Report

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>>13717263
>>13717280
possible denial detected, captain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:01:20 No.13717332 Report

Quoted By: >>13717429

>>13717288
Go do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:02:43 No.13717343 Report

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>>13717128
This is gonna take a while, but I'll see...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:04:11 No.13717358 Report

Quoted By: >>13717370 >>13717372

>>13717128

0, because im not sad and pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:04:18 No.13717359 Report

Quoted By: >>13717383

You know what'd be a fun thread?

Post your LEAST favourite pokemon and the pokemon you're most embarrassed to have fapped to, and everyone tries to guess which is which.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:04:36 No.13717362 Report

Quoted By: >>13717372

This board is filled with some sick fucks.

No wonder we're almost as bad as /mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:04:38 No.13717363 Report

Quoted By: >>13717372

I can't understand how someone can fap to animals/monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:05:19 No.13717370 Report

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>>13717358
Where do you think you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:05:31 No.13717372 Report

Quoted By: >>13717410

>>13717363
>>13717362
>>13717358
Confirmed for underagb&

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:06:53 No.13717382 Report

Quoted By: >>13717394 >>13717406 >>13717425

Here's a list or everything I've fapped to at one time or another:

Charmeleon
Raichu
Eevee and its evolutions
Mew
Chikorita
Bayleef
Ampharos
Sneasel
Miltank
Lugia
Kirlia
Gardevoir
Masquerain
Shedinja (don't ask)
Delcatty
Medicham
Latias
Latios
Jirachi
Infernape
Luxray
Roserade
Buizel
Floatzel
Buneary
Lopunny
Cherrim
Mismagius
Garchomp
Weavile
Togekiss
Froslass
Mespirit
Cresselia
Shaymin (both forms)
Snivy
Servine
Serperior
Dewott
Samurott
Purrloin
Liepard
Simipour
Blitzle
Zebstrika
Audino
Whimsicott
Lilligant
Maractus
Archeops
Zorua
Zoroark
Minccino
Cinccino
Reuniclus
Deerling
Emolga
Mienfoo
Mienshao
Verizon Wireless
Reshiram
Zekrom
Meloetta
Fennekin
Sylveon
Helioptile
Spritzee
Swirlix
Bunnelby
Dedenne
Xerneas

I'd say I'm cumming along quite well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:06:52 No.13717383 Report

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>>13717359
Garbodor and muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:08:20 No.13717394 Report

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>>13717382
Holy shit son. Fantastic.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:08:50 No.13717406 Report

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>>13717382
Oh wow you have fapped to some that I would never think of jerking it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:09:09 No.13717410 Report

Quoted By: >>13717422

>>13717372
Yes people who think those who fap to cartoon animals made for kids are disgusting shitbrains are somehow underage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:10:28 No.13717422 Report

Quoted By: >>13717430 >>13717445

>>13717410
They clearly haven't spent enough time on the internet. Which is a clear sign of underage, which doesn't surprise me since this board attracts the most underage little faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:10:57 No.13717425 Report

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>>13717382
Wow you really should kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:11:38 No.13717429 Report

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>>13717332
I don't like to go to porn sites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:11:51 No.13717430 Report

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>>13717422
I'm well aware theres sick fucks on the internet, it doesnt change the fact they're sick fucks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:12:00 No.13717435 Report

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Mew, Raichu, Eevee, Espeon, Umbreon Glaceon, Leafeon, Flareon, Jolteon, Vulpix, Lucario, Kirlia, Gardevoir, Mewtwo, Celebi, Jirachi, Lopunny, Snivy, Serperior, Sableye...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:12:38 No.13717441 Report

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holy shit autism is a real problem with you fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2013 16:12:50 No.13717445 Report

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>>13717422

>having a life outside of the internet
>sign of underage

ok buddy

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