>Mayor Porygon Z
>My first day in Dotpeakayem City...
>Day 1
>The mayor passed a law the day I moved in saying that all new residents are required to wear pretty dresses and photorealistic Pokemon masks.
>I am now known as the pretty purrloin.
>There is a gym in this town, but the door is broken. It's supposed to be an automatic door, but it just screams and slams together like a strange mechanical applause.
>The people inside look just as broken.
>Day 2
>While walking down the street I notice billboards emerging from the sidewalk at random. I have scraped my knees three times. They are advertising products I don't even like. However, the more I walk, the more focused they get. I grow paranoid. The Pretty Purrloin will get to the bottom of this.
>Day 3
>I realize I am the only person who has moved to town in five years. Just as I come to this revelation and send an email to my mother about this, the mayor has passed a law saying that one must pay taxes for one year or up to $1500 before moving out, which ever comes last.
>Under penalty of torture.
>I recently learned that the tax rate is 0%. I can't pay taxes.
>Day 4
>The mayor gave a speech today. As he was talking, the city hall disappeared. There was a panic and the mayor just laughed. His laughter seemed to carry to the clouds, its every chord and castrophany piercing the skin of everybody who heard it.
>Then they served hotdogs, lemonade, and plain cheeseburgers. They were well cooked. I had a good time.
>Then I went home and I lived with the mayor because his house had replaced mine.
>Timeskip
>Year 2 Day 1
>I L║VE╚═╠KEMΓN C▓▒░!┤
>PR█▓SE▄█ORYGON Z
