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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:33:32 No.13724390 View View Reply Original Report

PokéRap Thread!
Choose a Pokemon, make a rap.
Battles are encouraged

started this thread on /b/, but nobody is interested
maybe it'll do better here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:34:02 No.13724393 Report

Quoted By: >>13731614

My name’s Dragonite and I’m ready to fight
Can circumnavigate the globe in a 16-hour flight
Extreme speed! Move too fast for regular sight!
With my tiny wings, I get higher than a kite
I’m Dragonite you fuckers. You fags wanna step up?
Bring it on, new gen queers, with your dumbfucking Piplups
I’m the first dragon type in this whole battle game
If you queers think you’re cool
Then you queers be insane

It’s a challenge to attain me
If you beefin, it’s in vain, G.
I be packing on the pain, please
Don’t be dissin on my game, geez.
And do not make stupid claims, PLEASE
Like you have the ability to beat me
To me you’re just a small flea
I come from the deep blue sea.
And I’m pseudo-legendary.

Mewtwo

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Mewtwo Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:34:44 No.13724398 Report

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Well it seems to me
As if we need some psychic diversity
So why don't you let me lead
Mewtwo is all we need
Who's got the rhymes
That make you wanna cry?
Mewtwo, bitch
Teleke-throw you sky high
Need to beat the game just to get to where I am
You wanna recruit me worse than Uncle Sam
I'm the upgraded version of the most powerful Pokemon
Can't defeat me, cuz i got brain and braun

Humans may have created me
But they will not enslave me
This cannot be my destiny

With my superior language, intellect, and ability
I'm sure you can see
Why they do not need a Mewthree

You cannot defeat the master of minds
For I have the DNA of all Pokemon combined
I have no trust for any of mankind
So alone I find myself aligned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:36:20 No.13724412 Report

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you guys suck. try some internal rhyme or something, maybe you won't sound so white

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:37:08 No.13724422 Report

Quoted By: >>13724429 >>13725625

Saw this on /b/ like two years ago, was so crazy hype.
F5 F5 F5

Mewtwo

Mewtwo Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:37:47 No.13724429 Report

Quoted By: >>13725567 >>13725625

>>13724422
1 year, i started that thread too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 03:53:58 No.13724605 Report

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When I dig through Unova I slide slow.
I'm quick to fuck shit up and I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm five-0.
A hardcore life for those who act fool.
Nobody can step up to me, not even Zuul.
My only picture was a headline saying "catch me dead or 'live",
Bitch slappin' fools who try to fuck with my pokeblocks.
Claws got sharp, live action in the dark,
next thing I know I threw a car 'twas double-parked.
Streets were ran right by me and my man Flight
"cause I choose to use the sand don't mean that I can't fight.
Just need to break the mold down, barely one round.
Brick broke Tyranitar, fucked him up and then laid him down.
I can reverse your life, 'cause I'm part earth-type
I'll bring you straight down, that'll reverse the hype.
I rock steel claws, make you think twice and pause, Bitch-slap you, flying backwards like, FUCK WALLS!
You'll feel the wrath, maybe a little splash, but you can't fight back, turned your staff into a bloodbath, then laugh!
You get slapped like Nurse Joy is slapped. You're softer than Ditto, Jack.
I attack, you feel my wrath, then you're a joke like Zach Braff!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 04:13:31 No.13724790 Report

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So fast you can barely see
All the mons' that are after me
After all they want to defeat
This reptile that's so upbeat
You think your swords can cut?
With these arm blades I'll swipe your butt
I'm a god-tier badass gen3 starter,
Blaziken or Swampert? Behind me they shall falter
Spittin' these rhymes with 120 base speed
While you broke ass niggas can barely feed
So get ready, I'm dubbed as the king of the jungle
Cuz im reigning this bitches and without a bundle
Don't believe me? Ask your momma and all my creed
Cuz last night I sprayed her with my bullet seed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 04:14:05 No.13724799 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 04:21:02 No.13724884 Report

Quoted By: >>13728514 >>13728648 >>13728725

this thread is autism
and as you can see
it's stupid as fuck
so please leave /vp/

Scraff T

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Scraff T Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:01:30 No.13725260 Report

Quoted By: >>13725470 >>13731880

>>13724390
Alright, alright

Drop dis beat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhBg1Sb0ej8

Scraff T comin' in yaww

Ay yo

Ay

Ay

AYYY, the rap fiend, the man, the Scraff T
Hi jump kickin' niggaz aside, yeah dass me
Straight Crunch mothafuckaz, on land or at sea
Wanna battle, den you riskin' ya life, dass Chansey

Unh

More 'eons in my flows than Eevees dude
I can spit dat Sacred Fire, yeah believe me you
So fuckin hot it's like I'm choosin Charmander now
I'm on anotha level put them Rare Candies down

Or I'll break out

Level one hunnids, I got boxes
And a Muked-up flow fulla deadly toxins
My fuckin' team is as hard as Brock's is
And it's outta dis world kinda like Deoxys

Hah

Never did shit in the past at all
But now I get the job done like a Master Ball
Last to fall in a battle like a nasty wall
After all I'm the one that you bastards call

The very best
I get all the ladies fuckin' Gary gets
While you chasin' after Pidgeottos you can barely catch
I'm up in the Safari Zone fillin' my Pokedex
Man
Ya flow is like Team Rocket's, it jus leave me unpimpressed
I be da best

Sleepin on you bitches, imma Rest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:20:08 No.13725461 Report

Quoted By: >>13725722 >>13731880

Shut the fuck up. Ya'll are kids to me.
Pocket monsters on the playground calling up to mommy.
I'm the god of all creation. I made the fucking earth.
For shits and giggles I put the universe in reverse.

I exist as every type. All I need is a plate.
Bringing Judgment down on you like bombs in Kuwait.
"The Original One" spittin to the Azure Flute.
So rare and unobtainable, it didn't distribute.

I'm the Alpha Pokemon. You think you can bring it?
Beta, please, your rhymes are more ruined than Mt. Coronet.
I've got 1000 arms; facial expressions? I'm mime.
Confess to your god, kids, I created rhyme.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:21:36 No.13725470 Report

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>>13725260
20/10 would recruit you for a rap single

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:32:26 No.13725534 Report

Quoted By: >>13725586

my name is squirtle, i am a turtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:37:04 No.13725567 Report

Quoted By:

>>13724429
no, these fucking threads are everywhere
you already killed it by admitting you go on /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:38:52 No.13725586 Report

Quoted By:

>>13725534
AEWWW SHIT NIGGA
WE JUST GOT SERVED

woah, my captcha actually says "o u serv glorious"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:43:05 No.13725625 Report

Quoted By:

>>13724422
>>13724429
There has been more than one rap thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:48:23 No.13725674 Report

Quoted By:

ITT: White people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:52:27 No.13725692 Report

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Call me the master, I'm about to catch 'em all
It's time to show this bitch who has the real Pokéballs
King of Card games, don't have a conniption,
just watch me Dark Magician girl in face-down position.

Or something like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:56:13 No.13725722 Report

Quoted By:

>>13725461
best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 05:59:17 No.13725747 Report

Quoted By:

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 06:09:44 No.13725834 Report

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Think you’re hot, think you’re cold
Think you’re fly? You’re getting’ told
My niggas roar through the mic,
Best get back on your bike,
Hide behind your weak-ass posse like a bitch
They get up, I dig into ‘em as I twist
Watch ‘em shake, watch ‘em twitch
Mad niggas hollerin’ “Man! That’s gotta be a glitch”
They try to spin, I get back out without hitch
Them bitches ain’t know shit, ‘cause I’m rulin’ it
Think you’ve a good hand of cards?
I’ll dig deep into your Charizard
I’m comin’ clean but I’m not mean
You’ve been a joke ever since I hit the scene
Come back twice? You better leave
Smogon chicks be all over me
I ain’t got no moves? Nigga, I am THE move
You better learn to match this groove
Or you goin’ down on Showdown
So you better make some room

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 13:35:30 No.13728514 Report

Quoted By:

>>13724884
What, did you get the cerebral palsy smacked into ya?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 13:48:53 No.13728614 Report

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Whuddup, motherfuckers? It's the three-headed menace.
Let's start some lyrical tennis, I'll chop you up like lettuce.

Motherfucker, I'm scary. Call me James P. Sullivan.
I'm sporting three heads, but your bitch can take all of 'em.
It doesn't matter how many other Pokémon you've netted
I know a weakness for each, and I'll make you regret it.
Packin' so much power that a Scouter can't read it.
Call it Naruto, 'cause you'd better believe it.

Come on and try me, I've got time to waste.
But know that compared to me, you're a waste of space.
I'm an uncrackable case, I hit hard like a mace.
Surrender to the Hydreigon master race!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 13:51:59 No.13728648 Report

Quoted By:

>>13724884
Ahahaahhaha. /thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 14:01:25 No.13728725 Report

Quoted By:

>>13724884
Tell this to a thread that really needs this, such as Showderp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 18:52:23 No.13731614 Report

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>>13724393
Like a phony chef, this guy serves reheated pasta.
You used to be cool, but now you're a fraud all washed up.
Nigga you ain't shit. Your criminal style ain't gangster.
Time for me to step up, please welcome "The Prankster"!

You're such a hack, my Gameshark had accepted that verse.
I'm serving lyrical justice, wipe your face off the Earth.
I'm gonna slay the Dragon with my Ice-cold flow.
You had your chance in the spotlight, but now it's time to go.

You're getting old, Dragonite. It's time to retire.
You think you're packing heat while I see no real fire.
Resort to copypasta? I'll make your pockets bleed spaghetti.
Lie crying on the ground with your head hanging heavy.
The other Pseudo-legends all agree and have shown you
you're of no use, outclassed, the other 5 have overthrown you.
You aren't the one that players go to, you need support from your own crew.
You'll be left all alone soon, and kicked out of OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 19:06:40 No.13731771 Report

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Electrode, diglett, nidoran, mankey, venusaur, rattata...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 19:11:15 No.13731818 Report

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>>13724390
>started this thread on /b/
get fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2013 19:16:54 No.13731880 Report

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>>13725260
>>13725461

I approve.

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