>>13732343What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bidoof? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pokémon Trainers School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed faints. I am trained in rotational battles and I’m best Pokémon Master in the entire Pokémon league. You are nothing to me but just another sunkern. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Elite 4, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuzleafs across Unova, Sinnoh, Hoenn, Johto, and Kanto and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, weedle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HP bar. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you faint in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Pikachu. Not only am I extensively trained in triple battles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every Gym Leader and Champion and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Pokémon World, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit stealth rock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Charizard.
