>>13757795Okay, so, I've got some mathematical pseudoscience here to prove you wrong!
1. All dogs go to heaven
2. Most of all humans go to hell
3. Therefore, the number of dogs in heaven is higher than the number of humans.
4. Animals usually do not have souls. But dogs do. Therefore, the only entities in heaven are dogs and humans, and dogs are the larger part.
5. Therefore, dogs~=Heaven, and if you hate heaven then you must be satan.
Checkmate, atheists.
