This is the official showderp thread. If you leave, and try to start a new one, no one will follow you, and you will be ostricised my everyone else. Now for rules: 1: You give the champ 6 pogemanz, and he uses them. WHATEVER THE FIRST SIX ARE, REGARDLESS OF THE TIER, YOU USE THEM. OU tier is what we fight in. 2: We don't respond to faggoras. 3: We never heckle to much. Enemy and confused 4feits are our friend 4: we ruse the lobby, it's literally lung cancer 5: We have fun (Real rules: -When a champ resigns, he must pick another or the first volunteer is the champ -Cannot request in advance, cannot ask for more than one pogeymonz, description can be as detailed or vague as you want.
Anonymous
>>13768234 SIEG HAIL glaceon with hail, 3 more ice moves and ice gem
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
>>13768265 We haven't got a champ yet. I'd offer myself but I only started smogon/competitive a week ago and I seriously lack experience and general knowledge.
Anonymous
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>>13768277 oh, sorry. me too, so I'll just wait
Anonymous
Anyone can be a champ? Or you need to not suck?
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
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>>13768292 ANyone can be champ, but if you start to fuck up you'll be frowned upon.
You can be champ to get things started, sure.
Anonymous
>>13768292 you are allowed to suck, but everyone will make fun of you
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
Guys guys guys, we already have a champ. Next time you make a new thread link it in the old one. Current champ is ShaqAttaq. I'll link the old thread to this one and we can continue as normal. Also, make sure you put "SHOWDERP" in the subject field of new threads.
ShaqAttaq
thanks for showing up guys
Anonymous
ShaqAttaq
ShaqAttaq
MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
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we are the 1%, we are 'MERICA
ShaqAttaq
ShaqAttaq
ArkWelder !!j2NnOoEO1xN
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
>>13768543 >>13768574 Apologies, I'm still quite new to this and there wasn't a showderp thread in the catalogue.
ShaqAttaq
Anonymous
>>13768769 yes there was. And there still is. You can Ctrl+F to find it. Please check properly next time
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
Anonymous
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>>13768810 um yes I will. It stops very confusing situations where we have two champs. We could've had two concurrent champs because you made a thread without linking it to the new one, which is very messy.
ShaqAttaq
Anonymous
>>13768835 scarf tri attack togekiss, will go into detail in a bit
Anonymous
>>13768835 black sludge shedinja named "Lesser YHVH"
MrWhite !.MethC5dzE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13768842 ok, modest nature, serene grace, max hp and special atk, scarfed, tri-attack, three coverage moves preferably with secondary effects name it BOOM BOOM REDUX
Anonymous
>>13768843 >tfw someone figured out something even more useless than specs weedle Anonymous
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>>13768855 its not bad with trick
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13768842 (modest nature, serene grace, max hp and special atk, scarfed, tri-attack, three coverage moves preferably with secondary effects name it BOOM BOOM REDUX)>>13768843 >>13768844 >>13768845 >>13768847 >>13768858 TEAM.
Anonymous
>>13768858 Fuck stop suggesting this shit every day, it's not funny
Anonymous
>>13768871 Fuck you. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads, you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS.
Anonymous
>>13768858 Can we ignore this next time?
ShaqAttaq
Anonymous
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>>13768878 How about fuck you?
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Anonymous
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>>13768878 no, don't be a pussy
Anonymous
Sperminator
>>13768878 You don't want to open that can of worms. If you do, it'll draw a swarm of retards who'll accuse you of nofunallowed. It causes a shitstorm every fucking time.
Anonymous
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>>13768878 Take the fucking specs weedle like a man
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
Anonymous
Since you have both specs weedle and blacksludge shedinja, you can ignore one of them.
Anonymous
>>13768875 >wanna know why I tripfag? >doesnt use tripfag Ok what
Anonymous
>>13768920 it's a pasta m8
Anonymous
>>13768911 actually this is true, originally showderp only allowed one mon that couldn't learn TMs per team
>>13768920 lurk moar
Sperminator
ShaqAttaq
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>>13768911 oh thank god, at least black sludge shedi has some us
Anonymous
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Keep the specs weedle and stick with the same team until you win without an auto forfeit. This team is bad enough that it will take a long ass time to win. Eventually people will get so sick of it that it might lead to some changes about that shit.
Anonymous
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
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>>13768920 It's an obvious pasta
Anonymous
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>>13768938 anyone who isn't a newfag would know this
Anonymous
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>>13768938 anyone here for 4 months can tell you that he's correct
Anonymous
>>13768911 But shedinja do learn moves by TMs
Anonymous
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>>13768925 >>13768926 >>13768928 Oh I haven't been on showderp since SlamJam days
Anonymous
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>>13768938 lurk moar. It is a LC Guy rule from the very beginning to curb specs weedle faggots
Anonymous
>>13768938 and here ya go m8 first ever showderp thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13768960 >tfw I suggested the sunkern in the first ever thread Sperminator
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>>13768938 It's true. However, the rule can't be applied in this case because Shedinja does learn TMs.
Also, it's worth saying that BS Shedinja is actually not that terrible because it can learn trick to deal with it. You just have to lead with it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13768938 Specs weedle guy detected
Anonymous
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>>13768968 oh it does? huh. ok specs weedle and sheddy it is I guess, just build the team already
Anonymous
>>13768963 Does not use the name "Showderp", thus it cannot be applied to Showderp.
Anonymous
ShaqAttaq
am i using weedle or not? got the team built without it.
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
Sperminator
Anonymous
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>>13768980 Oh wow, in all my life I never thought I'd see this,
An actual faggot!
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
Anonymous
ShaqAttaq
Anonymous
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>>13769000 We must shake free from the shackles of the past, holding us back. Glory only lies in store for those who dare make a move forward, not for those who dwell on the past.
ShaqAttaq
new champion, i gotta head off now. but seriously, fuck you whoever suggested weedle.
Anonymous
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>>13769020 >-I can't change a team without winning at least one battle, and I must play at least 5 battles. Is that rule still respected? I don't think so. Therefore, it makes no sense to apply the other rule.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13769062 any pokemon with knock off
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
Anonymous
If 0: Ninetales with no item named "FINAL DESTINATION" with Flash Fire If 1 or doubles: Your choice If 3: Anything with Red Card If 4-8: Any SubSeeder named Kudlak If 9: black sludge shedinja named "Lesser YHVH" without any way of removing the item on its own (overrides any of the above) If anyone suggests specs weedle for this team: Specs caterpie
Anonymous
>>13769062 Any pure ICE-type.
Anonymous
>>13769062 any pokemon with metronome
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
>>13769062 ninjask (standard baton pas)
Anonymous
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>13769065 >>13769067 >>13769068 >>13769075 (Any SubSeeder named Kudlak)>>13769077 >>13769078 So many options. Surely you can make a decent team outta this.
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
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>>13769065 Why won't you go fuck yourself with a cactus?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Please can we just start ignoring the specs weedle/specs shitmon suggestions? Once or twice fine but this is retarded
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
>>13769068 What are skippy's evs?
ShowDerp: Chespin edition
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>>13769114 Come on champ... parXeis appears
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>13769186 It's smeargle.
Hp and speed.
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Anonymous
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
Anonymous
Champ which is the knock off Pokemon?
Anonymous
>>13769569 >room doesn't exist Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
>>13769573 Spec Weedle, why?
Anonymous
>>13769583 Weedle can't learn Knock Off
Anonymous
>>13769583 Does Weedle even learn knock off, what?
Anonymous
>>13769583 One of the suggestions was a pokemon with knock off, but it doesn't look like you included it
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
>>13769589 >>13769590 >falling for the ruse Stay pleb /vp/
Anonymous
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>>13769595 >skipping pokemon Shame on you Champ
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
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>>13769583 try harder fagget
>>13769573 It's clefable now, sorry
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13769598 Specs Weedle has now forsaken thee. Thy next battle shall be a loss.
Anonymous
Boy, I cannot wait for this shitty Specs Weedle joke to die.
Anonymous
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>>13769612 You're not the only one
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Anonymous
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13769734 Geodude with Sturdy, Metronome, and Quick Claw
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13769748 >Suggesting mons for your... oh wait
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
>>13769743 Excuse me, but what is this?
>>13769755 >not noticing we have different trips Anonymous
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>>13769763 Snorlax with Belly Drum, Stockpile, Rest, and Ice Punch
item is chesto berry
ability is immunity.
Anonymous
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
>>13769785 WHY ARE CHAMPS SO SLOW
Anonymous
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>>13769871 Because champ = chump
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
>>13769871 I wanted to give the geodude autotomize, but it's not legal with metronome
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50329548 Sperminator
>>13769910 Why Autotomise? Just give it Rock Polish.
Anonymous
>>13769974 To increase the damage it takes from heavy slam, of course.
Anonymous
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>>13769910 >not using expert belt on the hydra champ pls
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13769974 >>13769996 Other moves? Why not Metronome every turn?
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Anonymous
Honestly though champ why do you take so long to post battles and make teams
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
jesus champ what the fuck are you doing between matches?
Anonymous
Sperminator
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>>13770080 Having gay sex with his boyfriend
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
>>13770059 My toaster is freezing and I had to leave anyway, new champ
Sperminator
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13770108 psychoshift latias
Strokes fanboy !!aE88G9aENC2
Anonymous
>>13770102 >Freezing playing showdown how.jpg
Anonymous
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>>13770102 >toaster is freezing u wot
Anonymous
>>13770108 baton pass gorebyss named gorespammer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sperminator
Anonymous
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>>13770123 My pc is pretty old and too many tabs were opened
Anonymous
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>>13770136 now go fightning
Sperminator
Sperminator
Anonymous
Sperminator
Anonymous
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>mfw specs blissey
Sperminator
Sperminator
Sperminator
>>13770579 http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-50336596 Colonel Samslash: i quit
Colonel Samslash: åwp<ajhozejhépa0j
New team!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13770674 Accelgor (F) @ BrightPowder
Trait: Hydration
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Final Gambit
- Bug Buzz
- Giga Drain
- Quick Attack
Anonymous
>>13770674 Because "No two pokemon that can't learn TMs!"
Mew @ Choice Specs
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Electroweb
- String Shot
- Bug Bite
- Hidden Power [Poison]
Anonymous
>>13770674 black sludge shedinja without any means to get rid of item
Anonymous
>>13770674 Cosmic Power Starmie
mrdittomansir
Anonymous
Anonymous
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specs caterpie
Sperminator
Anonymous
>>13770682 YOU ARE SO COOL AND FUNNY
Anonymous
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>>13770698 This team is fucking shite.
Anonymous
>>13770681 Mew does not learn string shot or Electroweb I don't think either
Anonymous
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>>13770709 NEXT UP: Specs weedle every fucking time
Anonymous
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>>13770719 Turn it into Smeargle then.
Anonymous
>>13770719 It does. that's right from showdown. plug it in to the teambuilder, it works.
Anonymous
>>13770698 Jesus. Whatever happened to Showderp teams being utterly silly but still somewhat viable? This is just shit.
Anonymous
>>13770731 How the fuck does it get String Shot? That's never even been a TM what
Anonymous
>>13770682 It's suggestions like this and healbro that make me wish we did have semi-stringent rules.
>>13770743 To be fair, the rest of the team is fine, except for Sludgeninja.
Anonymous
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>>13770761 No fucking idea. It just does, somehow.
Anonymous
>>13770761 HG/SS move tutor
Anonymous
>>13770761 Mew can learn it from a move tutor in HGSS.
Anonymous
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>>13770743 There's only one completely useless pokemon there. Mew looks like shit, sure but slowing pokemon down and hidden power. Shit typing, but it gets okay neutral coverage with electroweb
Anonymous
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>>13770772 >>13770776 top bullshit. thanks Obama
Anonymous
>>13770772 >>13770776 They had a move tutor for fucking string shot in HGSS? What the actual flying obese fuck on a pogo stick rapper singing hateful songs against ethnic groups.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13770761 Move Tutor
>>13770763 >>13770743 Sometimes I wonder if teams should be pick six instead of first six.
Anonymous
>>13770677 I actually run a banded Ninjask on my OU, UU, and RU teams. Just U-Turn out and don't let pebbles appear. He's actually got huge attack and needs no extra help with speed
Anonymous
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>>13770808 Make sure Starmie has RS then OP
Anonymous
>>13770804 Pokemon need to learn string shot though! it slows down a pokemon, and has 100% accuracy. what more could you want?
Anonymous
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>>13770828 >100% accuracy You fucking fool.
Sperminator
Anonymous
>>13770807 >Sometimes I wonder if teams should be pick six instead of first six. The problem is, then champs could just pick out teams that can coast to victory easily. There's supposed to be a challenge and novelty to it, put Sludgeninja/Funbro/Specs weedle isn't challenging or fun, since it inevitably goes first, and dies ASAP. It isn't even a novelty any more, we've all seen it, and it's shit.
Anonymous
>>13770807 Nah, that would make things worse. specs weedle variations for 200+ posts because autists would have a hissy fit. better to just lose 3 battles then call new team.
Anonymous
>>13770840 Why can't we just ignore specs weedle and any variation of it
Anonymous
>>13770877 Because
>>13770843 It's happened before. One time the champ got a team with healbro and specs weedle, and refused to go along with it: I think he used beedril instead. The autists threw a shitfit.
Anonymous
>>13770877 because its against the rules. no one can just make up new rules
Anonymous
>>13770893 Showderp newfriend here, what is Healbro?
Anonymous
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>>13770905 Slowbro that only knows heal pulse. It was an interesting idea when it was first tried, but after the novelty wore off, people had to put it first to get it killed early.
Anonymous
>>13770902 But this is beyond ridiculous. It's annoying, unfunny, and shits up every team.
Sperminator
Anonymous
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>>13770839 >>13770808 You see? CB Ninjask is decent with SR support!
Anonymous
>>13770917 >But then what qualifies as a shitmon? champ can just cherrypick then! things like that.
Anonymous
>>13770917 >It's annoying, unfunny, and shits up just like 4chan.
just like 4chan.
Anonymous
Sperminator
Anonymous
>>13770940 This. You can argue that Feargle is a shitmon, or that Dr.Magnemite is, but they both have kills. Hell even specs weedle has managed to kill something. I think it was sturdy skarmory but it's a kill.
Anonymous
>>13771004 I get what you're saying about champ deciding what's a shitmon, but you have to agree: specs weedle/sludgeninja/healbro has gotten old.
Anonymous
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>>13771021 BUT OLD JOKES ARE FUNNY
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TOTEM
Anonymous
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>>13771021 I do agree. It's not funny to see anymore. I am guilty of giving champ shitmons myself (Flame orb synchronise/Refresh mew) but at least I thought it would do something.
But I don't think we should be changing the rules too severely. The only one pokemon that can't learn TMs rule serves fine for me.
Sperminator
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13771111 Specs Snorlax with Sleep Talk. (restswitch)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13771111 final gambit scarf shuckle
Sperminator
>>13771104 http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-50341190 Alright, that's enough of that.
NOW new team. Only taking applications after this post.
Anonymous
>>13771152 Sub calm mind Raikou
t-bolt/hp ice
Anonymous
>>13771152 final gambit scarf shuckle
Anonymous
>>13771152 Cubone @ Eviolite
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 10 SDef
Impish Nature
- Toxic
- Protect
- Rest
- Seismic Toss
mrdittomansir
>>13771152 Cheesy Puffs (Munchlax - Eviolite)
Thick Fat
Sleep Talk
Rest
Return
Curse
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13771152 Any pokemon with ONLY metronome
Anonymous
>>13771152 Muh FEAR (Mew) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Synchronize
Level: 1
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 HP / 4 Def
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- Trick Room
- Vacuum Wave
- Endeavor
- Hypnosis
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13771152 i liked banded ninjask, do it again
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13771152 Any pokemon with less than 30 Base power moves, and no direct status moves. Attacking moves CAN have secondary effects and leer/screech etc ARE legal
Sperminator
Anonymous
>>13771153 >>13771156 >>13771157 >>13771158 >>13771159 >>13771160 team. I suspect there's gonna be a lot more mew-versions of things like funbro
Anonymous
>>13771172 you can't use 2 eviolites IIRC
so, go with Focuszam
Anonymous
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>>13771178 By talking about shitmons you only encourage fags to choose them.
Anonymous
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>>13771184 >you can't use 2 eviolites IIRC ur dumb
Anonymous
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>>13771178 FEAR is actually useful though.
Anonymous
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>>13771184 Smogon formats don't have item clause.
Anonymous
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>>13771178 FEAR Mew could work, except Hypnosis has shit accuracy. Same concept as Smeargle though.
Sperminator
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13771004 >Hell even specs weedle has managed to kill something. I think it was sturdy skarmory but it's a kill. I doubt that, or if he did, Skarmony was already so low that pretty much any special attacker would have killed it.
252+ SpA (custom) (Move 1) vs. 224 HP / 32 SpD Skarmory: 49-58 (14.98 - 17.73%) -- 9HKO at best
Rusemite and FEARgle typically get at least a status, if not a kill (I nearly did a clean sweep with FEARgle in Ubers). Specs Weedle is outsped by basically everything and does 10% to something before dying, maybe 30% if against a Gyrados that then gets a Dragon Dance off.
Anonymous
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>>13771393 >Not noticing I said STURDY skarmory >It was taken down to 1 by a recoil move that fainted the user >Specs Weedle comes in >Outspeeds >Kills Anonymous
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>>13771393 Also damage on a dragon dancing Gyara is less important than keeping it's speed shit tier. Electroweb does that much.
mrdittomansir
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Cheesy Puffs for Uber
Sperminator
Anonymous
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CHAMP STRONG THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE
Sperminator
Sperminator
Sperminator
Anonymous
Anonymous
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TOP TIGER DOGE IM GLAD I GAVE YOU HIM
Anonymous
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>>13771683 Rektkou beats everyone.
Sperminator
Sperminator
>>13771776 http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-50347738 This team was so, so much better than I expected.
That's a good place to stop. New champ.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
bkbibcw
topfailboat !!CPTy6WAzSah
Anonymous
>>13771890 NoMoves-eon of your choice.
Anonymous
Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1
Sturdy Aggron with Salac Berry, Rock Polish, and Heavy Slam.
>>13771890 Anonymous
>>13771890 Ferrothorn. Iron Barbs, Rocky Helmet
Toxic, Leech Seed, Swagger, Protect
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13771890 Sub CM something.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13771890 imposter ditto that you can swap with whatever mon you revenge kill
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13771890 Alakazam Metronome Focus Sash Magic Guard
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>>13771893 You just asking to be champ, or do you want a copypaste of the team I used?
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>try to champ >miss opportunity to suggest specs weedle fucking shit
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>>13771892 >>13771900 (Specs Weedle-mon or something with Disable?)>>13771902 >>13771904 >>13771906 >>13771907 (It learns that?) Sperminator
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>>13771937 I think nomoves-eon is flareon
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>>13771937 Wish Salamence is an old gen 3 event.
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>>13771937 It's Flareon. IT HAS NO MOEVS
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>>13771937 I took the "eon" as meaning an Eeveelution with a bad moveset.
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>>13771937 An eevee evolution with no good coverage moves.
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>>13771936 the next logical step is to kill yourself
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>>13771957 So Flareon, Leafon or Glaceon?
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>>13771978 One of those yea.
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>>13771978 I say Flareon embodies the height of no-moves syndrome best, as not only does it have no coverage, it doesn't even have any good STAB.
Just pick the one you want to fuck the most.
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>>13772108 That's already how I decide which Pokémon to suggest.
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>>13772124 So gardevoir, Lopunny, Umbreon, and 3 fillers?
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Was that guy the faggiest opponent we've ever had?
Anonymous
>>13772259 Not by a long shot.
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>>13772292 there's the guy who thought trapinch evolved into scizor
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>>13772259 Within recent memory we had the ubers guy who had never seen any UU pokemon before
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>opponent attacks through 4+ turns of confusion everytime
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
Strokes fanboy !NfPRk32m2.
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>NO ITEMS FD used Metronome! >Waggling a finger let it use Horn Drill! >The foe's Blissey lost 100% of its health!
Anonymous
Showderp ever does doubles?
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THE BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>13772474 when i do doubles i only use ur mum
Anonymous
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>>13772474 It's been tried a few times. It's failed pretty bad every time I've seen it done, though.
Anonymous
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>Champ gets godly metronome OHKO to save him from stroke >STROKES AGAIN
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THE RNG GODS BLESS YOU WITH METRONOME HORN DRILL AGAINST A BLISSEY THEN YOU JUST GOT TO FUCK IT UP
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NOW YA FUCKED UP YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
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>>13772359 [STROKING CLIMAXES]
I-I just wanted a Fly finish.
NEW UBERS TEAM.
>>13772474 I do from time to time, it's fun.
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YOU COULD'VE HAD IT ALL YOU ARE A LIVING FAILURE
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Chump confirmed for frothing retard
Anonymous
>>13772505 gengar
substitute, disable, sb, fb
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>>13772505 Anything with brightpowder and double team
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>>13772505 attract and charm male gardevoir
or physical exeggutor
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>>13772359 http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-50353184 >GETS HORN DRILL ON METRONOME, ENSURING THE WIN >FUCKS IT UP WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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>>13772513 dude u r so funny omg
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>>13772509 >>13772512 >>13772513 >>13772514 >>13772515 >>13772516 Only 2 actual ubers...
Better use SS Magikarp with Flail and Sash and hope for Kyogre.
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>>13772522 NEW RULE
Champs must be competent
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>>13772514 Can I use minimize for this?
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>>13772543 NEW RULE
Mons have to be from the indicated tier
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Ok new uber team is up:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50352527 Let's actually win this time.
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>>13772595 I tried once but got outsped on the draw
All other times were late at night when I was minutes away from sleep
Anonymous
How did that Victini have 1 turn of sleep from rest anyways?
Anonymous
>>13772596 Ok, you can post the actual link now.
Sperminator
Playing in Ubers is a mixed bag. Obviously, the typical Showderp team is no match for the average Ubers team in terms of straight-up power. However, a lot of ubers players are terrible, so a competent and imaginative champ backed up by 6 usable pokemon can sometimes pull off wins.
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>>13772639 Never mind. It didn't.
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>>13772670 I've seen Flail-Karp catch Kyogre teams off-gaurd.
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>>13772670 That's true. The lower end of ubers is "Lol I want to use mewtwos cos their my favourite people shouldnt say it should be banned i like it because its strong"
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requesting flame orb on blob
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>>13772709 You can run from it.
You can hide from it.
But you cannot hit it.
It will come for you.
This Summer.
The Blobbening.
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>>13772833 Champ got lucky. Clefable got attacked around 15 times and not once was there a crit.
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>>13772885 I don't think crit even killed, actually. And even then, 15 attacks gives a 65% chance to crit.
A challenger appeared!
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>+6 evasion gives 100% accuracy attacks 33% accuracy >hit twice in a row fucking hackers
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Is the sound/music fucking up for anyone else?
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>>13772910 italianspy: gg chump :)
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>>13772910 Not even the shrekle can stand up to the Blobbening's might.
NEW UBERS TEAM.
Heracross !8q.C/sINV6
Weavile with fling holding a master ball
has pickpocket as an ability, name it THIEF
>>13773001 Anonymous
>>13772994 Yeah usually when I take the link int othe fight
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>>13773001 Arceus of your choice with Double-team
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any pokemon you never used before
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>>13773007 Ah ok, I wasn't sure if if it's just my PC.
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>>13773133 rekking around at the speed of sound
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has the server restarted since two days ago? im still very banned im gay
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Heracross !8q.C/sINV6
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