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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:10:15 No.13771407 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13771538 >>13771555 >>13774071 >>13774281 >>13775641

>be in band class 7th grade
>trombone kid in front of me says he wants to show me something after class
>put instruments away
>takes out his pokemon card binder
>holographic alakazam card
>I know you've been looking for it anon
>wow want to trade?
>no
>i stare, i don't understand
>ask why he would show it to me then
>i know you wanted it and i just wanted you to see that i had it
>fucking trombone kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:18:34 No.13771518 Report

Quoted By: >>13771538 >>13771555 >>13772277

>be 5 move into a new neighborhood
>make friends with the kid that lives behind us
>some years later Crystal is coming out
>"Hey Anon did you know that in Crystal you can make your own moves and decide what they look like?"
>still ignorant of the evils of man since nobody has every really lied to me before
>believes him so excited for Crystal
>I forgot about it until halfway in to Crystal
>realize I was lied to
>realize he lies all the time
>I am no longer ignorant to the evils of man
>fuck you Patrick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:20:13 No.13771538 Report

Quoted By: >>13782084

>>13771407
>>13771518
let's not even get started on the nidogod, pikablu bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:21:32 No.13771555 Report

Quoted By: >>13775978 >>13782571

>>13771407
>>13771518
I always wondered, what the fuck is wrong with those kids?

And I understand shit like working together to try to access the garden behind Bill's House but nothing working, or talking about the Mew behind the truck, but flat out lying with no basis for it whatsoever just leaves me wondering why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:23:59 No.13771586 Report

Quoted By: >>13771615 >>13771652 >>13771791 >>13774778 >>13782827

>be at Books a Million pokemon card league
>have some battles
>make some trades
>all in all a productive day
>little brother is crying
>ask him what's wrong
>some kid wanted to trade him for his holo clefairy for a really rare card
>he found out that the kid lied
>kakuna is really not rare at all
>tell him to show me the kid
>he points him out
>smug asshole in an ash hat
>walk up to ash
>try to nicely reason with him like the big kids we are, ask for clefairy back since the trade was not fair
>laughs in my face
>lol no way
>demand clefairy back
>he says no again, tells me if i ask again he will go get his mom
>I say fine go get your mom
>Ashhole walks off
>I wait
>he doesn't come back
>Little brother is still crying
>go looking for other kid
>looks like they just went home
>dad comes to get us so brother and I have to go home too
>give brother my Ninetales to make him feel better
>plot my revenge all week
>next week at pokemon league
>spot ash in his same stupid had with the same smug look on his face
>the gym leader is talking about something, everyone and their parents are listening and are gathered around the table
>pretend i have to go to the bathroom
>walk by the place where everyone's stuff is
>grab Ashhole's binder on the way to the bathroom, remember those ugly pikachu stickers on the front
>go in the bathroom
>open the card book
>see charizard on the first page
>take it out
>put it in the toilet
>pee on charizard
>this is fun, get an idea
>cut my pee off and take out a few other holos from the book, blastoise, gengar, zapdos
>pee on them too
>feels good
>start to look through the binder, going to get bro's clefairy back
>can't find clefairy
>there's no clefairy
>that asshole must have traded it already
>oh well, my thirst for revenge is satisfied even though I didn't get the clefairy back
>leave the bathroom
>pandemonium in the group
>some kid that is not Ashhole is crying because his binder is missing
>oh shit
>to be continued

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:25:40 No.13771615 Report

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>>13771586
>some kid that is not Ashhole is crying because his binder is missing
Holy fucking shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:27:22 No.13771630 Report

Quoted By: >>13771663

> be 9 year old me
> at pokemon tcg weekend event at local books-a-million
> have new pokemon yellow in my old ass grey brick gameboy.
> see a trivia game come up for a chance to win some free cards
> end up leaving gameboy on the ground like a dumbadd
> come back after losing the trivia game only to notice my yellow version has been stolen from my gameboy
> I miss you, Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:29:10 No.13771652 Report

Quoted By: >>13771704 >>13774011 >>13782827

>>13771586
>realization dawns upon me
>realize i have peed on someone else's charizard
>cards are still in the bathroom
>start to sweat, start to panic
>do the only thing i know how to do
>tell dad i'm feeling really really sick and we need to go home
>dad takes me and little bro and we go home
>freak out for about a week
>afraid police are going to fingerprint the cards i peed on and i will be taken to jail
>don't go back to pokemon league for two weeks
>finally return after two weeks only to have Ashhole beat me in a battle
>depression ensues
>feel like i deserve it for peeing on that one kid's cards
>every time something bad has ever happened to me in life, i think that karma is getting me back for peeing on the charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:29:34 No.13771663 Report

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>>13771630
>Faggot not stealing your gameboy too

Don't worry anon he was even more retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:29:56 No.13771669 Report

Quoted By: >>13772557

>be 10
>go to toys r us pokemon tcg thing every Saturday
>run by some cool guys who were in college
>one guy was a complete asshole who used all his income on pokemon cards
>had a damage swap deck
>beat everyone because everyone else was just scrounging about using whatever they could afford or their parents bought them
>bragged about being the best
I think his name was AJ. Fuck you AJ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:32:09 No.13771691 Report

Quoted By: >>13771767 >>13775178

>get one of the first decks of Pokemon cards that come out
>comes with holographic Charizard
>on the bus with some older kid
>asks me to trade
>shows me a holographic Erika's Clefable and a bunch of other cards
>begs me to trade him all day
>vice principal finds us later
>she takes all the cards away
>a few years later in my last year of elementary school I go to her office and try to get them back
>they're fucking stapled to a piece of paper in her desk

What a bitch. Also, here's the coolest looking card I could find in my old binder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:33:33 No.13771704 Report

Quoted By: >>13771728

>>13771652

You shouldve taken the Gengar at least to give it to your brother.

What hsppened to your brother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:33:49 No.13771709 Report

Quoted By: >>13771755 >>13775055 >>13775423

>be in fourth grade
>really quiet kid
>don't have any friends
>have one of these
>teacher notices i spend all of my time on the playground playing with it instead of other kids
>tells my parents
>actually holds a serious parent teacher conference with them
>mom and dad take away my pikachu
>mom and dad tell me I can have pikachu back when I make three friends
>rest of the school year is miserable
>kids make fun of me
>lost my only friend
>mom finally gives pikachu back at the end of the school year out of pity
>doesn't work
>pikachu...

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:33:57 No.13771710 Report

Quoted By: >>13772581

>Be 6 on the school bus
>Mexican kid who lived near me talked to me about pokemon a lot
>"HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET A TOGEPI BY GOING TO [email protected]"
>I've never heard of email addresses
>Keep typing it into the address bar but nothing happens
>Afraid I'll get the family computer a virus for a few days
>Fuck you Eduardo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:35:14 No.13771728 Report

Quoted By: >>13774826

>>13771704
we kept going to pokemon league for a while
he stayed interested in pokemon for a few more years, but not as long as me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:37:40 No.13771753 Report

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>be me
>be at books a million
>pokemon card league everyweekend
>trick some little shit into trading holo clefairy for kakuna
>laughing ass off
>smug as fuck
>older borther comes over
>tries to get card back
>hahahaHAhhahaaaHaahahaa go away diglett

Sharktopus !!QhUIk0dJ+tx

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Sharktopus !!QhUIk0dJ+tx Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:37:48 No.13771755 Report

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>>13771709

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:38:01 No.13771757 Report

Quoted By: >>13772328

>be at my friend's house
>don't really like her but our parents made us play together
>trying to color but she won't let me use any of the crayons
>go in her closet to wear her shoes because i'm bored
>holy crap she's got a box of a lot of pokemon figures
>see a dragonite
>oh man i love dragonite and i don't have him
>put dragonite in my pocket
>feel like i deserve him because my friend is an asshole

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:38:46 No.13771767 Report

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>>13771691
>they're fucking stapled to a piece of paper in her desk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:40:41 No.13771791 Report

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>>13771586
Funny thing is I went to one of those things when I was 5 and I actually got scammed with a Kakuna.

I had somehow never seen the card before and the kid traded me one my Gyarados. When I got home I was on my next door neighbor's back porch who also went with us and I told her about the trade and she was like "You fucking baka anon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:41:45 No.13771802 Report

Quoted By: >>13771930 >>13773028

>be a kid
>have all the pokemon action figures
>my charmeleon's tail comes off
>crap i don't want it anymore
>parents won't buy me a new one cause i already have him
>take charmeleon to school
>leave him in my school desk one day, hoping one of the other kids who sits in the desk in a different class will take him and give him a good home
>i can get a new charmeleon with a tail
>get on the bus to go home after school
>little brother gets on the bus
>sees me
>comes over
>tells me he found my charmeleon in his desk in math class
>tells me he knew it was mine because there's no tail
>pulls charmeleon out of his pocket
>apparently my brother and i sit in the same desk in different classes
>die a little on the inside as i tell him thank you
>buttless charmeleon why have you come back to me ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:42:15 No.13771807 Report

Quoted By: >>13772114

>Red and Blue are released, pokécraze sweeps the world
>Get the game, become engrossed in it
>Friend tells me about Missingno.
>Catch it, it destroys everything in battle
>Take that glitch to the Elite Four, get my team in the Hall of Fame
>Gamefile erased, all my bros and nigh-complete pokédex lost forever
THANKS CLINTON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:43:40 No.13771830 Report

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>be young and stupid
>have a bunch of good cards because dad is cool
>older brother's friend shows me this "ultra rare card"
>gen 2 cards came out in japan and I haven't seen one of these ever before
>a worthless ledyba
>be really excited to find a brand new pokemon so it must be rare
>he makes me trade all of my holographic cards for it
>father finds out and makes him trade cards back with me
>never like ledyba ever again

Thanks dad, some people are real assholes. Fuck you steve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:49:50 No.13771930 Report

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>>13771802
I have a Butterfree with two snapped antennae.... and a Dodrio with no tail....

Your story brought up feels I forgot I had, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:54:40 No.13772011 Report

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I don't like to think of myself as 'that kid', but here's a story from the other end of the spectrum:

>Be on holiday in Spain when I was like 6 or 7 (I was born in 1993)
>Pokemon craze is in full swing
>See very cheap Pokemon cards in Spain so I buy a bunch of packs with my spending money
>Every card is holographic all over, think they must be super rare
>Get home to Britain, show the kids in my street my ultra rare cards from a land far away
>They're all mega jelly and beg me to trade
>They trade me all of their holo cards (Blastoise, Charizard, Gengar, Zapdos) for my cards
>Really happy with my trades
>Kids come back shortly after
>Demand their cards back, saying I ripped them off
>Turns out the 'rare cards from Spain' are actually counterfeits which are actually just holo stickers, they peel right off the backing
>Give them their cards back because I'm not a dick

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:55:58 No.13772034 Report

Quoted By: >>13772065 >>13772109 >>13772110 >>13772169 >>13772183 >>13772355 >>13772623 >>13773105

>be a young girl
>it's christmas
>by brother and i are super into pokemon
>all of our relatives buy my brother lots of pokemon stuff for christmas because that's what all the boys are into now lol
>i get no pokemon stuff
>i got a barbie, a furby, and a bible
>become an athiest 9 year old
>if god was real i would have gotten pokemon for christmas instead of a bible
>all hope is lost
>oh wait there's an extra present
>dad got me the big stuffed pikachu just like the one in the picture
>i love you dad
>but i'm still not going to read the bible your sister got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:57:09 No.13772051 Report

Quoted By: >>13772240 >>13772265

>First Grade
>Kid named Mark is telling me that his brother speaks Japanese
>Mark is whiter than white
>Says his brother owns a Green version
>It has Venusaur on it
>I call him a liar every day
>Move away years later
>Find out he was telling the truth
I'm sorry Mark, I should have believed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 16:58:02 No.13772065 Report

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>>13772034
>Giving a bible to a 9 years old
Wow, you aunt is a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:00:52 No.13772109 Report

Quoted By: >>13772122 >>13772370

>>13772034
>>become an athiest 9 year old
>>if god was real i would have gotten pokemon for christmas instead of a bible
What a spoiled brat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:00:55 No.13772110 Report

Quoted By: >>13772140

>>13772034
>btw I'm a grill~ ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:01:04 No.13772112 Report

Quoted By: >>13772166 >>13775070

>be in 7th grade
>have pikachu pencil case
>9/11 happens
>all the parents start coming to school to get their kids in a rush
>in the rush i forget my pikachu pencil case in class
>oh shit
>when we go back to school i can't find my pikachu pencil case anywhere
>never seen another one like it
>fucking terrorists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:01:20 No.13772114 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771807
>gamefile erased
bro did you even play RB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:01:50 No.13772122 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772109
To be fair I don't know of any nine year old who would rather get a bible instead of pokemon for christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:03:15 No.13772140 Report

Quoted By: >>13772206

>>13772110
Contain your assburgers, it's relevant to the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:03:51 No.13772147 Report

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>neighbor friend has promo entei card
>freak out because ive never seen it before
>ask him where he got it
>he wont tell me
>beg for weeks for him to tell me
>tells me his mom works for pokemon
>tells me she has box loads of them
>says she has so much of them that she just throws them out the window of her car because she doesnt care
>she only comes around on the weekends to pick him up
>finally i see her
>i ask her about it
>she laughs in my face
>he laughs to
>they drive off
>beat him him in twisted metal the next week as revenge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:05:14 No.13772166 Report

Quoted By: >>13772219

>>13772112
i fucking lold

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:05:18 No.13772169 Report

Quoted By: >>13772602

>>13772034
Pokemon has made at least two atheists. Here's my story:

>Mom starts forcing me to go to church
>Play Pokemon throughout mass
>Go to Sunday school
>Everyone is stupid as fuck and reads out loud stuttering, autistically
>Bored and irritated
>Don't believe any of these stupid stories
>Start drawing Pokemon
>Start to believe Pokemon could be a real thing
>Pray for Pokemon for a solid two hours
>Next morning, no Pokemon
>That's it, this god doesn't exist

And to this day I pray to Mew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:06:18 No.13772183 Report

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>>13772034
>own that pikachu forever
>just found it a year ago
>shoot my pellet gun at it
>get it in the eye and alll throughout the body
>immediate regret

god im a monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:06:45 No.13772191 Report

Quoted By: >>13772754

>pick a scab on my arm
>it starts bleeding
>man, now what
>grab some of my panties and wipe the blood off my arm
>continue playing in my room
>later that day mom does laundry
>thinks i've started my period
>gives me the talk
>what the fuck is going on
>explain what really happened
>mom takes away my pokemon cards as punishment for wiping blood on my undies
>goddammit mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:07:30 No.13772206 Report

Quoted By: >>13772255 >>13772283 >>13772308

>>13772140
>Be a young girl
>Be a kid

See how I started my story without declaring to the world that I'm a femanon? If she wasn't an attention whore she would have left the author to determine her gender (the barbie for Christmas would have given it away)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:08:14 No.13772218 Report

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>be 7 or so
>this bro Ryan tells me they're making real Pokemon in Japan or something
>believe it
>tell parents
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:08:15 No.13772219 Report

Quoted By: >>13772244 >>13772248 >>13777426

>>13772166
Holy fuck, 7th grade when 9/11 happened? What are you, 30?

I was fucking 6 years old playing Crystal when 9/11 happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:09:52 No.13772236 Report

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>be on the playground
>some kind calls me jigglypuff because he thinks i'm cute
>mom overhears
>mom doesn't understand pokemon
>thinks he's insulting me for being chubby
>mom goes into rage mode
>mom calls him a stickypuff
>laugh all the way home
>oh, mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:10:06 No.13772240 Report

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>>13772051
Poor fucking Mark, I died laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:10:24 No.13772244 Report

Quoted By: >>13772299 >>13772527

>>13772219

I'm 25. -_-

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:10:33 No.13772248 Report

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>>13772219
I was in 4th grade, 21 now
so anon would be 24 or 25

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:10:50 No.13772255 Report

Quoted By: >>13772299 >>13772302

>>13772206
>implying you wouldn't just call him a fag for getting barbie dolls as a boy
Sarcasm and subtlety don't translate well on the internet. Don't be a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:11:46 No.13772265 Report

Quoted By: >>13772411

>>13772051

Oh man, so many stories to tell.

>be in third grade probably
>attend a Christian school where you actually attend a church service as one of your class periods
>Pokemon are 'pocket monsters' and therefor Satan's work
>I love Pokemon and draw them a lot
>one time when I was doing a project at the last minute I ran out of paper so I used the back of a sheet I'd drawn a Vaporeon on
>forget about it
>sitting at my desk waiting for my turn to present my piece of shit project and I'm flipping through the sheets
>see Vaporeon when I turn a page
>laugh at the girl next to me, "Oh, I completely forgot I drew this on here!'
>she immediately raises her hand, calling out 'Mrs.I-Don't-Give-Enough-Fucks-To-Remember, anon has pictures of Pokemon!"
>lose some faith in humanity at the age of 7

More to come.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:12:32 No.13772277 Report

Quoted By: >>13772299 >>13772313

>>13771518
>evils of man
go back to reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:12:51 No.13772283 Report

Quoted By: >>13772302

>>13772206
Who the fuck gives a shit over your distaste that she said she was a girl you're the only one who cares

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:14:48 No.13772299 Report

Quoted By: >>13774999

>>13772277
>>13772255
>>13772244

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:14:53 No.13772302 Report

Quoted By: >>13772346 >>13772406

>>13772255
>>13772283
White Knights of Anonia, UNITE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:15:09 No.13772308 Report

Quoted By: >>13772321

>>13772206

In this particular case, I really don't think it was done for attention. I think it was just part of the story, and somebody (you) is severely overreacting to the simple fact that she stated her gender in a post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:15:27 No.13772313 Report

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>>13772277
Not that guy, but, that's a reddit thing now? That makes me feel kind of sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:16:16 No.13772321 Report

Quoted By: >>13772365 >>13772497 >>13772855

>>13772308
Fear not fair maiden, your internet knight in shining armor has arrived!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:17:03 No.13772328 Report

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>>13771757
mfw when I did exactly the same thing but with my friends Ratata figure

That kid used to sit and break them/melt them because she was a spoilt bitch so I felt justified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:18:27 No.13772340 Report

Quoted By: >>13773763

>Be in 2nd grade
>Kid in 4th grade I looked up to would always battle me
>He always won
>Train my team all week
>Battle him
>About to win
>He turns his game off

What a cunt. Fuck you, Andrew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:18:28 No.13772341 Report

Quoted By: >>13772410 >>13777453 >>13786573

>be a young 13 year old girl
>have first masturbatory experience while thinking of Tracey Sketchit
>well that was strange
>think of him many times when i do it as a young teenager
>sometimes occasionally now as an adult
>what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:18:49 No.13772346 Report

Quoted By: >>13772399

>>13772302
We're just making fun of you for spilling your spaghetti. You're anonymous, there's no need for damage control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:19:34 No.13772355 Report

Quoted By: >>13772436

>>13772034
you go back to reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:20:28 No.13772365 Report

Quoted By: >>13772436

>>13772321
Fucking furfags get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:20:46 No.13772370 Report

Quoted By: >>13772436

>>13772109
christian detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:07 No.13772399 Report

Quoted By: >>13772412

>>13772346
>We

I didn't realise 4chan came with co-op mode. Sucks that you need a friend to help you win an argument on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:41 No.13772406 Report

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>>13772302
>Being this mad for being called out on your shit

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:52 No.13772410 Report

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>>13772341

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:52 No.13772411 Report

Quoted By: >>13772472 >>13772473 >>13775178

>>13772265

>be in fourth grade now, thankfully transferred out of that fuck all Christian school because my mom didn't want to keep paying the outrageous tuition fees
>somehow end up in another hell called public school in a shitty neighborhood so I'm surrounded by black kids who cause nothing but trouble
>not sure which was the worse school tbh
>one day I'm walking down the hall because I got called to the office for something
>pass by the vice principle, a real cunt of a woman, who was digging through some kids backpack and was producing Pokemon cards
>despite being a kid I have strong ideas about injustice
>stop right there in the hall and dead stare at her with the strongest look of 'are you serious?' I can muster
>she finally notices me and looks up from digging in the backpack, says "can I help you?'
>reply in a snotty tone 'no'
>keep standing there
>she gets huffy and tells me to mind my own business
>I give her the stink eye, look at the kid who refuses to say anything to stand up for himself, shake my head and continue on my way

Going off topic a bit but

>later on in 5th grade, I'm at the same school
>getting into manga
>I have volumes of Inuyasha and Ranma 1/2 which yeah have occasional nudity but I'm a stupid kid who didn't realize how that might be taken badly
>I take manga to school
>some kid happens to see a panel of nudity and apparently tells on me
>during the middle of class that cunt comes and confiscates my manga
>calls my mom and tells her I've been bringing porn to school (I'm a girl, so imagine how awkward that was overall)
>my mom flips the fuck out and takes all the manga out of my room
>she starts a bonfire
>forces me to throw all my manga into the fire by threatening to beat me
>cry the entire time
>still haven't forgiven her for that trauma
>I swore revenge on that cunt of a vice principle but by that time all the fight was beaten out of me and I'm now super beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:59 No.13772412 Report

Quoted By: >>13772461 >>13772472

>>13772399
>He doesn't play 4chan co-op mode
How's it feel to have no friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:24:39 No.13772436 Report

Quoted By: >>13772472 >>13772544

>>13772370
>>13772365
>>13772355
god damn normalfags just fucking leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:27:16 No.13772461 Report

Quoted By: >>13772472 >>13772485

>>13772412
>Le funny inside joke
Die cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:27:39 No.13772466 Report

Quoted By: >>13772478 >>13772479 >>13772508

>be 24 year old virgin
>NEET living off social security loopholes
>masturbate to doujins of women getting raped/beaten
>my face when I'm still more well adjusted than these autists
>I have no face and I must laugh
>btw I'm a guy
Not even using autist as an insult here, you guys make me feel good about myself. It's nice to see people more pathetic than me. I love you all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:28:07 No.13772472 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772411
α -> β: the greentext
feel sorry for you

>>13772412
>>13772436
>>13772461
get out, your stories aren't funny or interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:28:11 No.13772473 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772411
>she starts a bonfire
>forces me to throw all my manga into the fire by threatening to beat me
Jesus fuck
Your mom is literally one of those terrible people that gives history classes a reason to exist
Like seriously holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:28:31 No.13772478 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772466
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:28:34 No.13772479 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772466
>24
>virgin
>fapping to that shit
I feel sorry for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:29:05 No.13772485 Report

Quoted By: >>13772646

>>13772461
There's only one cancerous tumor here, anon.

Protip: It's you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:29:45 No.13772497 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772321
He's right though. Gender mattered in this case, her family didn't think girls liked pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:30:16 No.13772508 Report

Quoted By: >>13772549

>>13772466
>doujins

Not even real porn.

You fucking beta, all of the people in this thread are more alpha than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:31:18 No.13772527 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772244
Fellow class of 2007 Pokemon master?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:31:33 No.13772531 Report

Quoted By: >>13772551 >>13772619 >>13772646

Sometimes I forget that this board is inhabited by children, paedos and normalfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:32:10 No.13772544 Report

Quoted By: >>13772568 >>13772646

>>13772436
>normalfag
Athiest belong in reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:32:34 No.13772549 Report

Quoted By: >>13772593 >>13772646 >>13772660

>>13772508
>Not even real porn.
I used to do that, but it got boring. There's a limit to how much violence you can use in videos with real people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:32:44 No.13772551 Report

Quoted By: >>13772646

>>13772531
no its just edgy athiest and furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:33:03 No.13772557 Report

Quoted By: >>13774109

>>13771669
A guy named AJ runs the leagues in my area now. I'm scared to ask your state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:33:52 No.13772568 Report

Quoted By: >>13772599

>>13772544
>4chan is a wholesome christian website and I will not tolerate people of differing beliefs souring my pleasant posting experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:35:03 No.13772581 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771710
>"HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET A TOGEPI BY GOING TO [email protected]"

Fucking shitty spics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:35:24 No.13772593 Report

Quoted By: >>13772646 >>13772660

>>13772549
You clearly don't know how to internet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:35:43 No.13772599 Report

Quoted By: >>13772646 >>13772659 >>13772688

>>13772568
4chin is agnostic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:35:49 No.13772602 Report

Quoted By: >>13772725

>>13772169
>not praying to Arceus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:36:47 No.13772619 Report

Quoted By: >>13772647

>>13772531
>children, paedos and normalfags
It's kind of like the Water, Fire, Grass typing. Children beat normalfags, normalfags beat pedos, pedos beat children and it all balances out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:36:52 No.13772623 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772034
>lol
Go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:37:59 No.13772646 Report

Quoted By: >>13772909

>>13772485
>>13772531
>>13772544
>>13772549
>>13772551
>>13772593
>>13772599

janitors pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:38:03 No.13772647 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772619
My god, someone fund it.

Pokemon /vp/ Version 2: Electric Boogaloo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:38:20 No.13772653 Report

Quoted By: >>13772696

>By young me
>Invite friends over for sleepover
>One kid brings his Pokemon game
>Decide to play little joke on him
>When he's in the bathroom, I take his gameboy and go into my closet
>My goal is to box his party and catch 5 rattattas named "I" "Released" "All" "Your" "Pokemon"
>Get up to "I" "Released" when I hear bathroom door open in the distance
>Oh shit
>I hear joke target asking other friends where his gameboy went
>They cover for me and say they don't know
>He starts searching for it, they pretend to search for it
>Sweating wildly as I catch "all" and "your"
>He busts into the closet door
>I pause for a moment out of sheer terror, his face red with tears of rage
>He lets out a bestial roar and starts throwing chairs at me
>I'm dead fucking serious
>Other friends try to hold him back and calm him down, but nothing can quell his bestial rage
>This goes on for an hour
>Eventually he calms down and we all laugh it off
>I'm still terrified of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:38:51 No.13772659 Report

Quoted By: >>13772691

>>13772599
>4chan is one person
You just don't stop do you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:38:52 No.13772660 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772549
see this:
>>13772593

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:40:13 No.13772688 Report

Quoted By: >>13772726

>>13772599
>agnostic
Would you like a leather jacket with your fedora sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:40:18 No.13772691 Report

Quoted By: >>13772719 >>13772721

>>13772659
Sorry did your daddy touch you when you got your pikachu?

You own a fedora don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:40:38 No.13772696 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772653
No matter how many times I hear this one I always laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:41:50 No.13772719 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772691
Not even that guy, but ...

what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:42:03 No.13772721 Report

Quoted By: >>13772784

>>13772691
>Implying I'm an atheist
Like seriously you just keep doing the same shit over and over, like a bird that keeps slamming into a window

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:42:19 No.13772725 Report

Quoted By: >>13772740

>>13772602
4th gen was objectively bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:42:23 No.13772726 Report

Quoted By: >>13773296

>>13772688
He would, but he can't be sure whether leather jackets are real or not, so he won't buy one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:43:08 No.13772740 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772725
4th gen introduced a lot of god tier pokemon
And even the shit-tier ones are someone's favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:44:00 No.13772754 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772191
You have to admit what you did was pants-on-head retarded.
>using panties to clean blood
You should have used a tissue like a fucking normal person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:45:20 No.13772784 Report

Quoted By: >>13772795

>>13772721
>theist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:46:24 No.13772795 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772784
Wrong again, keep going this is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:46:56 No.13772798 Report

Quoted By: >>13772821 >>13773210

Is this thread supposed to be /vp/: /v/ edition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:47:31 No.13772808 Report

Quoted By: >>13772835

>be me in 5th grade i think
>90% play with the cards
>me and my little brother are one of the nerdiest
>some 4th grader has a deoxys
>trade his deoxys for a holo ivysaur and another pokemon
>find out its fake
>sonofabitch
>get pissed
>lil bro is even more pissed
>brother comes up to him and distracts him
>steal back my pokémons
>put them in my brothers folder behind other cards
>faggot thinks its me, looks through my folder and jacket
>he never finds them, doesn't suspect bro
>love my lil bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:48:05 No.13772821 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772798
/vp/ is for people too fanatical for /v/
This is worse than /v/
This is
Advanced /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:48:53 No.13772835 Report

Quoted By: >>13772869 >>13773202 >>13784657

>>13772808
>5th grade
>Deoxys
I know it's probably bait, but still

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:50:12 No.13772855 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772321
>HURR ARENT STEREOTYPES FUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:51:32 No.13772869 Report

Quoted By: >>13772907 >>13774327

>>13772835
>you are now aware 3rd gen came out 10 years ago
>you now feel old

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:53:34 No.13772907 Report

Quoted By: >>13773070 >>13774327

>>13772869
I-
Wait what
Fuck, man
Where did the time go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:53:48 No.13772909 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772646
Shh, we don't like people being onto us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:02:13 No.13773028 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771802
That story is actually really sweet though. Your brother didn't know you didn't want charmeleon anymore. He brought it back for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:05:37 No.13773070 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772907
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:06:58 No.13773087 Report

Quoted By:

>>1377183
And fuck Ledyba too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:08:19 No.13773105 Report

Quoted By: >>13773127

>>13772034

Oh, that reminds me of one of my stories

>be kid
>get a stuffed Pikachu that looks like the one in your picture
>accidentally make a whole in it
>get upset at first, then idea
>decide to play doctor
>start to "perform surgery" on the Pikachu by shoving marbles, mulch, rocks, pennies, and other things through the hole
>also take a lot of the inside fluffy stuff out of it
>the hole gets bigger
>pikachu toy looks like fucking shit
>my dog at that time started to fuck it up even further
>now there is mulch, marbles, fluff, and pennies all over the carpet and the Pikachu has holes everywhere
>mom threw it away as I got older

RIP

It's a lot like the other time I tried playing doctor, where I peed in a cup, and my mom came home. She asked me what was in the cup, I said it was lemonade, but unfortunately for me my mom wasn't an idiot and I got in trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:09:51 No.13773127 Report

Quoted By: >>13782025

>>13773105
Sid, go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:11:11 No.13773141 Report

Quoted By:

>start 7th grade
>i have a small eevee keychain
>dude notices it
>rarely talks to guys since everyone in my other school were complete faggots
>talk about pokémon, his friend shows up, i know him
>guy boasts about how he is undefeated by guy2
>we arrange a 1-1-1 battle.
>they have been playing diamond/pearl longer than i have
>guy1 uses giratina and some other legendarius and OU pokemon (i didnt know the tiers then btw)
>spamming shadow sneak, switch to chattot and win against him in every way
>win against guy2 in every possible way
>my lvl 70 something pokemons wins against their legendary lvl 80 something
>"BOW FOR ME, FOR I AM THE CHAMPION"
>first time battling against someone that wasn't in-game
>i dont even have a strategy
>i used a shitty in-game trade chattot.
>guy1 still boasts sometimes about his giratina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:16:22 No.13773202 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772835
i dunno, somewhere at that time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:16:57 No.13773210 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772798
No, it's /vp/: SRS Edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:17:06 No.13773214 Report

Quoted By: >>13773477 >>13783209

>>Be 4th grade
>>Play for keeps
>>Me and this other kid kept winning, would come home with 2-3 decks a day
>>Rich boy got butt hurt he kept losing to a gurrl.
>>His parents called the school, complained I've "stolen" 5 decks worth of their sons cards
>>Explain to teacher what winner takes all means, told her it builds character.
>>Teacher gets pissed, says I need to give away all my cards at recess
>>Gave them all to an older boy who was the other kid who kept winning, he was the same as me, not a poor faggot but not spoiled by any means.
>>Get off the bus, walk up the road, he gave all the cards back to me.
>>Be bros for a couple years, he gave me a holographic Machamp. "This guy will take down anyone for you."
>>Kids mom dies, kid goes down hill from there.
>>Still look at the guy and think about the card he gave me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:22:29 No.13773280 Report

Quoted By:

>Cleaning through room near end of my high school years.
>Find old pokemon cards.
>I already got rid of most of them because I stopped collecting/playing tcg during middle school.
>The cards left over are either shiny, rare, or just cards that I really liked.
>Relatives come over.
>See younger cousins playing pokemon cards
>disistheurn.jpg
>Pass on my cards to my younger cousins.
>They love it and thank me a lot.
>Find out later from a friend that they probably wont be able to use those cards because of the modified format or w/e.
>Fucking kids. They kept those cards when I saw them during a holiday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:23:56 No.13773296 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772726
Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:25:14 No.13773311 Report

Quoted By: >>13773354 >>13773364

>be in toys r us
>the pokemon burger king toys are all the rage right now
>see the shellder squirt toy
>watch it for a long time while playing a game demo
>nobody around. looks like it doesn't belong to anyone.
>take it.
>in the car to go home, show my parents my great find
>parents flip the fuck out thinking I stole it
>finally get them to understand that it's a burger king toy that i found
>get a lecture anyway
>anon you shouldn't put any toys in your pocket in a toy store, even if the toy store doesn't sell them, they might think you were stealing
>fuck you mom and dad
>it's a great shellder toy
>no regrets

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:28:21 No.13773354 Report

Quoted By: >>13773365

>>13773311
holy shit. I think I still have that jigglypuff top. That shit was amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:29:20 No.13773364 Report

Quoted By: >>13773465

>>13773311
>have gameboy
>carry it with me when me and parents go shopping
>they give me the exact same talk when they find out I have it
>it's a grocery store
Fuck, this seems like a common thing that older people think, why do they think that? Was there a thing that happened a long time ago that made people think shit like that was bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:29:29 No.13773365 Report

Quoted By: >>13781187

>>13773354
The burger king toys were better than some of the official toys.

That light up Raichu. That light up Mew. That light up Charmander. That dragonite keychain that stayed on my bookbag for 5 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:37:18 No.13773465 Report

Quoted By:

>>13773364
Yes, terrorists stole things from stores and then claimed they owned it, which started a terrible chain of events.

You may know this event as "9/11".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:38:17 No.13773477 Report

Quoted By:

>>13773214
Well that is..
That is just heartbreaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:56:21 No.13773763 Report

Quoted By: >>13773796

>>13772340

> Pokemon battle friend
> I win
> several weeks later Demands rematch
> Gameshark'd his pokemon go they are all level 100
> I run Away from battle (In game)
> We both laugh hardily

George, you're awesome. wherever You are I hope you're doing Well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:58:28 No.13773796 Report

Quoted By: >>13773818

>>13773763
How did you run away from a trainer battle, I thought that was impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:00:17 No.13773818 Report

Quoted By:

>>13773796

In like gen 3 I think you Could run from link battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:12:38 No.13774011 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771652
This is the greatest story I have ever heard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:16:21 No.13774071 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771407
I've got that card.
If I remember right Alakazam is actually the rarest cared in the original base set, despite everybody liking Charizard better.
I'd have been willing to trade ya if I were there and you had something really good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:18:12 No.13774109 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772557
Sorry I'm late, but New York

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:25:34 No.13774236 Report

Quoted By:

God damn this thread makes me want to buy pokemon toys and cards for all the poor kids who got them stolen or taken away. Is that anon who lost all his plushies and never had anyone buy him Pokemon stuff here? I still wanna get you that plushie bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:28:34 No.13774281 Report

Quoted By: >>13778576 >>13779957

>>13771407
>behind a trombone
What are you, a percussion player? pleb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:31:00 No.13774327 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772907
>>13772869

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:42:09 No.13774518 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 9
>Pokemon yellow about to come out in 4 months or so
>Be social outcast because parents don't want me to play modern video games
>Have a sega genesis
>Classmates have N64 and playstation
>No friends
>Go to cousins house which is right next to grandparents
>Parents leave me there because I like playing with my cousin
>Cousin (year younger) wants a Gameboy color
>Aunt's (who is not related to family) sister, so my aunt once removed or whatever, is visiting
>Haven't seen each other in a while, said she was at my Baptism or whatever
>Don't remember that because I was a newborn
>She says we should both play pokemon together
>Can't because I don't have vidya
>Cousin already had Red
>Says to hop in the car
>Drive to Toys R Us, surprises both of us
>Gets us both GBC and pokemon red/blue
>Parents are okay with it, said I was old enough
>Thank aunt's sister a lot
From that day on, life started getting a little better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:44:36 No.13774578 Report

Quoted By: >>13774627 >>13774740

>be a kid
>be in toys r us
>want the brock action figure that came with the vulpix
>ask grandad if he will buy it for me
>grandad looks at it
>"why do you want the black boy?"
>awkward moment
>grandad buys me a grand champions horse instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:46:52 No.13774626 Report

Quoted By: >>13774689

>Second grade
>Pokemon cards are banned from school
>Bring some anyways
>Friend sees
>He buys a Seadra
>Show and tell
>Friend shows of Seadra and tells teacher I have more in my backpack

Fuck you Nico

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:46:53 No.13774627 Report

Quoted By: >>13774667

>>13774578
So he turned you gay instead. Interesting.

Also pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:48:47 No.13774667 Report

Quoted By: >>13774751

>>13774627
No, I'm a girl. Grand Champions was gender appropriate. Which is I guess why he bought it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:49:42 No.13774689 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774626
Just wondering, why don't teachers ever call students out on this bullshit?

If I was a teacher, I would tell Nico privately that he was being a bully for trying to get someone in trouble over something small.

Or I would just be like "why is that important?"

Or I would take his card away and only his because "pokemon cards are banned"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:51:19 No.13774712 Report

Quoted By: >>13774727 >>13774760 >>13774786 >>13782478

>be bullied in school
>want to join Team Rocket
>think if Team Rocket was real, they would accept me
>think if I start doing Team Rocket things, I can start my own Team Rocket in real life
>steal one of those TI-83 calculators from school
>what would team rocket do
>they are always digging holes on the show
>bury the calculator in my yard
>we team rocket now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:51:39 No.13774717 Report

Quoted By: >>13774794 >>13775462

> be 9 on a schooltrip
>loosing my charizard plush (pic related) while walking trough the forest
>crying after I noticed that I lost it
>sad all over the school trip
>3 days later walking trough the same forest again
>someone from my class found it and gave it back to me

charizard was my favourite pokemon back then and this plush was always with me ..until the day where I lost it forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:52:07 No.13774727 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774712
It is the perfect crime!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:52:35 No.13774740 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774578
He just didn't want colored great-grandchildren.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:53:21 No.13774751 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774667
I don't blame him. Nothing is worse than having a snicker licker daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:53:57 No.13774760 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774712
Is it still there to this day?

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:54:53 No.13774778 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771586
>>some kid that is not Ashhole is crying because his binder is missing

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:55:21 No.13774786 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774712
Speaking of Team Rocket

>be in middle school
>cut my bangs to look as much like butch and cassidy as possible
>don't understand why i'm not popular

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:55:52 No.13774794 Report

Quoted By: >>13774810

>>13774717
>9 carrying around a stuffed animal on a school trip
Are you autistic or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:55:53 No.13774795 Report

Quoted By: >>13780650

I was the kid who stole cards from beta kids. Blastoise was my first heist.
how does it feel, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:56:40 No.13774810 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774794
Probably a girl. There are a lot of them in this thread for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:57:41 No.13774826 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771728

>but not as long as me

he probably would have if you'd have gotten his clefairy back

this is all on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:01:37 No.13774877 Report

Quoted By: >>13774931 >>13774950 >>13775684

>be in art class
>free draw, we can draw whatever we want
>start drawing a pokemon card
>girl i like asks me what i'm doing
>tell her i'm inventing a pokemon
>she watches me draw and starts to laugh
>says it looks like a butt
>i didn't mean for it to look like a butt
>i like for her to laugh though
>make it really look like a butt to make her laugh more
>name it HoleButt, the Butthole pokemon
>teacher decides to collect papers as proof that we were actually doing stuff during class
>reads mine as she picks it up
>i turn really red
>she looks at me
>feel my cheeks burning
>girl i like not laughing anymore, pretending she doesn't know me
>have to stay in from recess
>had to write a 100 word paper on why buttholes are not art
>try to explain that it's not a butthole, it's HoleButt
>doesn't work
>fucking holebutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:02:59 No.13774904 Report

Quoted By: >>13774971 >>13776085

>Be 9 when pokemon red was out
>Don't have many friends
>Kids in my school were really mean to each other
>All Irish
>Fuck Irish people
>It's definitely because their fathers drink and beat them
>Anyway
>Kids think they are going to be the next Michael Jordan
>Play basketball on some kiddie hoop
>One asks be to hold his game and says I can play it
>Turn on
>Blank screen
>Ask him whats wrong
>He gets mad at me
>Takes game
>Turns on and off the power over and over while pulling and pushing the game in and out
>Takes game back because I'm not good enough
>Next day
>Kid confronts me
>Said I deleted his game file
>Tell him he deleted the file by what he did the day before
>Doesn't believe me
>Eventually transfers and becomes a gay prep kid at some expensive school
Fuck you Michael

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:04:22 No.13774931 Report

Quoted By: >>13774956

>>13774877
>Explains that buttholes are not art
How is this person qualified to teach art

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:05:12 No.13774950 Report

Quoted By: >>13774973

>>13774877
>buttholes are not art
what kind of shit art teacher did you have

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:05:28 No.13774956 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774931
They probably also rallied to get David removed from any museum and destroyed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:06:05 No.13774971 Report

Quoted By: >>13774990 >>13774991

>>13774904
Ey, fuck you, my best friend's Irish and he's not mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:06:15 No.13774973 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774950
Well it was 4th grade so yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:06:28 No.13774978 Report

Quoted By: >>13775076

>around 10
>go to sunday school
>my pack of cards falls out
>teacher says these are demonic and should be burned
>show her a pikachu
>"pikachu is the name of a demon"
>throws the cards in the trash
>to beta to reach in and get them
>we get kicked out later that week because of kids in my sunday class took the cards from the trash and showed their parents and shit
>years later the teachers son kills himself
She asked for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:07:05 No.13774990 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774971
He's just angry on the inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:07:06 No.13774991 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774971
Yeah mine too, was just joking.

But these kids, holy shit man. They could make you wish to euthanize a nation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:07:28 No.13774999 Report

Quoted By: >>13775018 >>13775021

>>13772299
SHREK'EM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:08:26 No.13775018 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774999
>999
SEEK A WAY OUT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:08:36 No.13775021 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774999

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:10:26 No.13775055 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771709
I wish I could hug this anon ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:10:36 No.13775058 Report

Quoted By: >>13775093

>in class talkin bout pokemon n stuff
>start looking at eachothers cards
>think his sneasel is cool as fuck
>"hey man will you trade me something?"
>"no, and not because it's a bad deal for me, but because i don't like you"
>wtf like crazy
>kid starts to show off
>"haha watch this ill throw it out right in fronnt of you!"
>he fucking throws his sneasel into the garbage
>were in class and i know i cant go into the garbage can and dig it out
>everyone in the class thinks hes badass and hilarious and edgy
>i just wanted sneasel
>wait until after class
>begin to dig through trash can
>"sneasel ill save you!"
>continue digging
>teacher sees me digging through garbage can
>"WAT R U DOIN?!"
>explain the situation
>she says ok fine, but i need to be gone in 5 mins, she has to go
>start panicking
>throw garbage all over trying t find the card in less than 5 mins
>qt i like from class sees me from the hall and is about to start talking to me
>sees me acting like a scizophrenic maniac tearing through a nasty ass garbage can
>she just leaves looking shocked and appalled
>theres sticky shit at the bottom, peoples soda is all over pencil shavings and shit
>get gross shit all over me
>finally find the card i the last second
>its a fucking weedle
>a fucking weedle
>ive been fucking tricked
>hate that fat italian fuck for the rest of elementary

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:11:25 No.13775070 Report

Quoted By:

>>13772112
>>fucking terrorists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:11:38 No.13775076 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774978
THE SATAN CARDS MADE HIM KILL HIMSELF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:11:56 No.13775093 Report

Quoted By: >>13775151 >>13775175

>>13775058
i have other feels stories, with pokemon involved if you guys want

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:15:15 No.13775151 Report

Quoted By: >>13775273

>>13775093
Of course we want, where do you think you are

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:16:10 No.13775163 Report

Quoted By:

>young me
>watches first episode of pokemon animu
>watch following episodes
>think about how epic and interesting the rest of the series is going to be in the future
>be 23 now
>806 episodes
>with like 700 of them still being about Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:17:00 No.13775175 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775093
Yes please. This thread is making me feel so warm inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:17:13 No.13775177 Report

Quoted By: >>13776027 >>13778163

>have an entire case just fill of pokemon shit
>coins, gold cards, normal/holo cards
>must have been hundreds of cards
>one day mom throws them out without telling me
she has given my hundreds of dollars worth of stuff, so really I can't complain but still

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:17:14 No.13775178 Report

Quoted By: >>13775223 >>13775244 >>13782656

>>13772411
>>13771691
What kind of schools confiscate pokemon cards? What kind of fucking reason could they possibly have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:19:58 No.13775223 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775178
Most public schools....

And because of shit things like being afraid it will be a distraction or encourages gambling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:21:39 No.13775244 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775178
My school that I went to from Kindergarten to 3rd grade banned them.

I think they said it was because of gambling but it was mostly because they didn't want to deal with kids crying over bad trades and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:23:27 No.13775273 Report

Quoted By: >>13779821

>>13775151

>pokemon cards are just beginning to be available
>constantly talk about pokemon cards even though none of us have any yet
>my best friend says his dad is going to take him to get some later that night
>get really excited for him and myself because i'll finally see them
>friend comes to school next day and says he got a bunch but forgot them
>tells me he got pikachu
>holy shit pikachu!
>he says hes going to give me pikachu
>i can't believe it! i'm going to have pikachu!
>he gets there the next day
>shows me it
>it's a fucking lightening energy
>"dude that's not pikachu you retard"
>first time i've ever called anyone a retard
>he gets really offended and tells me i can't have it
>apologize and start to doubt my own intellect
>"ok fine you can have it"
>i take it home and sleep with it that night
>mfw it was a fake oddly shaped purple back fake ass card
>mfw it was a fake energy card and i still have it today in my binder with my good cards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:33:33 No.13775423 Report

Quoted By: >>13776043

>>13771709
I had to be listening to Bush when I read this.

Why the fuck did I have to to be listening to Bush when I read this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:35:15 No.13775462 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774717
I guess it rocked when you got him back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:35:39 No.13775468 Report

Quoted By: >>13775670 >>13775764

>Be in 5th grade
>Buy a Team Rocket booster pack
>Rare is Dark Weezing
>Weezing was one of my favourite Pokémon at the time
>Love the card more than my own mother (not literally obviously)
>Get Dark Arbok to go with it
>Leave Dark Arbok at my Dad's house
>Want to see the two together because I'm autistic like that
>Take Dark Weezing to school for the purpose of transporting it to my Dad's house to be with Dark Arbok
>Show it off to people like an idiot
>Get home
>Look for Dark Weezing
>Dark Weezing not there
>Shitstorm ensues
>Pokémon cards banned from school after that
>Get a replacement Dark Weezing from a flea market
>Never see original Dark Weezing again

One day time travel will be invented. On this day, I will travel to the date that the theft occurred. I will then catch the bastard in red handed, get my card back and leave him with several broken bones and a punctured lung. The cops won't find me because I will have returned to my own time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:41:43 No.13775563 Report

Quoted By: >>13775605

>Play Pearl
>Discover the glory of Nintendo WFC
>Got the USB and everything
>Use YahooAnswers to find people to battle with
>21 year old guy tells me about a website I can go to specifically for WFC
>Website is a forum with Clans and a section for game hubs of all Nintendo wifi games
>Join a clan and make a lot of friends
>One friend stands out in particular
>We battle A LOT and sometimes talk to each other with those ear piece mics
>Grow close over several months
>One day he gets banned from the website for something stupid
>Think I've lost him forever
>A lot of my friends that I met on there migrate to another website
>He's there and we have a happy reunion
>Eventually I stop playing pokemon and stop going to that site
>Try to backtrack to it a few years ago but can't remember the name of the new website we all migrated to and can't remember my password for my account I used on the first site

I hope we meet again someday, Alex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:44:13 No.13775605 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775563
good luck anon ;_;7

Phoenix 2337-3518-6581

Phoenix 2337-3518-6581 Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:45:53 No.13775641 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771407

don't feel bad, everybody picks on the percussion section; their really just space fillers that get an easy A.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:47:09 No.13775670 Report

Quoted By: >>13775731

>>13775468
yfw you go back in time to get the card before it gets stolen and get back to your own time and realize that you ARE the one that stole it

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:48:12 No.13775684 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774877
>>had to write a 100 word paper on why buttholes are not art

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:50:27 No.13775731 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775670

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:52:20 No.13775764 Report

Quoted By: >>13775784 >>13775866

>>13775468
Do you realize your original Weezing was lost because in the future you traveled back to retrieve it. Thinking: "Okay, now it's safe"
Only for your young self to swear revenge on whoever took it. Not knowing it was yourself all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:53:22 No.13775784 Report

Quoted By: >>13775822

>>13775764
beat you to it bbg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:55:30 No.13775822 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775784
Dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:56:44 No.13775866 Report

Quoted By: >>13775891

>>13775764
The Weezing skipped over the years in between and created a stable loop.

By the time young me realizes that it was myself who took it, he's already been back to get it, so it is safe in the future having skipped over the years between when it got stolen and when it was taken to the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:57:46 No.13775891 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775866
It is also why the thief was never caught, because the card did not physically exist during the time I was searching for the thief.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:59:12 No.13775923 Report

Quoted By: >>13776088

>be me 8 years old.
>give dad some of my strongest cards shiny blastoise, gyarados, and shiny machamp along with about 30 others
>tell him since he's my dad he should be the only person to be able to beat me and my shiny charizard and gengar
>fast forward 10 years
>moving and I am going though my dad's dresser drawers
>find the pack of cards along with the rubber band around them that I gave him
>mfw he kept them all these years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:02:10 No.13775978 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771555
Kids are assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:04:28 No.13776027 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775177
Shit could've been worth thousands though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:05:27 No.13776043 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775423
Did it increase your feels?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:08:04 No.13776085 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774904
>mfw when my name is michael

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:08:10 No.13776088 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775923
sounds like a good feel bro. got warm fuzzies just by reading this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:21:19 No.13776287 Report

Quoted By: >>13776643 >>13776928 >>13777023 >>13777136

>be 7 year old me
>parents buy a box of 40 booster packs
>say I'll earn one for every day that I finish all my chores
>comply for a few days
>sneak out at night
>figure out how to open the packs from the back seam so it looks sealed
>go through all the packs
>replace rares with energy and other trash to keep up appearances
>perfect crime
>ignore the chore reward system from then on
>in a few months they just give me box

and I'm a lazy piece of shit to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:49:16 No.13776643 Report

Quoted By:

>>13776287
you just became my hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:08:18 No.13776928 Report

Quoted By: >>13776972

>>13776287
Did you also open your presents before christmas morning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:12:45 No.13776972 Report

Quoted By:

>>13776928
I'm not a monster!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:16:42 No.13777023 Report

Quoted By:

>>13776287

You're fucking awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:23:31 No.13777136 Report

Quoted By:

>>13776287
damn you were lucky, dude, wish my parents did that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:43:20 No.13777426 Report

Quoted By: >>13777446

>>13772219
underage & ignorant

>>>/leave/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:44:38 No.13777446 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777426
Nope, if he was 6 in 2001, he would be 18 now, meaning not underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:45:01 No.13777453 Report

Quoted By: >>13777819

>>13772341
This is the greatest post in the thread thus far.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:06:58 No.13777819 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777453
agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:08:43 No.13777860 Report

Quoted By: >>13777893 >>13782264 >>13784453

>be in line with my brother to see pokemon the movie 2000
>super hyped
>we are the third and fourth kids in line in a long line that wraps around the theater
>kids talking about ancient mew
>no one really believes we are going to get them
>one kid says his cousin went to the movie and got a zapdos card instead of ancient mew
>time for the movie
>go get our tickets
>lady hands brother and I both ancient mew cards with our tickets
>HOLY SHIT
>I will never forget the look we shared
>I will never forget the purest joy I saw in his eyes that I'm sure was reflected back in my own
>our ancient mew cards were precious to us
>fast forward years later
>ancient mew is the only pokemon card i still have
>brother and I are both adults, early twenties
>really only see each other at christmas because of college and work
>it's christmas at our parents' house
>decide to go in my old bedroom and bring out my ancient mew card for laughs and memories
>see brother
>hey, remember this?
>pull out ancient mew
>brother grins a mile wide
>tells me to hold on a minute
>I follow him into his old bedroom
>ancient mew
>we stood there and teared up while holding our ancient mews
>though we have grown up and grown apart into two different people, we will always be united by our shared childhood memories of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:10:41 No.13777888 Report

Quoted By: >>13777986 >>13778037 >>13778066 >>13779175

>is 14
>pokemon pearl
>link battling is easy as fuck
>parents pay to send me to private school due to learning problems
>kids set up a wireless battle Pokemon league
>playground is huge as fuck
>spend a week battling gyms and champions of the different years till I could take on the 'grand champion'
>finally meet the 'grand champion'
>is snotty spoiled brat year 4
>think it will be easy win with my bros swampert, infernape, salamance, garchomp venusaur and arcanine
>he sends out a fucking shiny kyogre
>get him to his last pokemon
>see an evil grin on his face
>SHINY FUCKING ARCEUS
>jugement spam everywhere
>ko's garchomp
>ko's salamamance
>ko's arcanine
>ko's infenape
>kos venusaur
>been wearing his arceus down
>sends out swampert
>kos arceus wit a tiny sliver of health left
>kids watching cheer
>'champ' goes fucking nuts and accuses me of cheating because his team was 'perfect'
>goes crying to a teacher
>Basks in glory
>letter to parents next day
>Pokemon games are now banned due to students abusing each other over battles.
>next day
>kid smiles smugly at me
>the rest of the 'pokemon league' are mad as fuck
>kid gets hate for the rest of the term

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:11:04 No.13777893 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777860
Daww, that's heartwarming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:18:43 No.13777986 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777888
take pride, dubtrips, you ended that school as the champion, undefeated.

all that asshole did is secure your reign, long may it be

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:21:50 No.13778037 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777888
How does it feel to know you dethroned a faggot, literally destroyed a pokemon league, and ruined pokemon for your entire school with a team composed mostly of starters?

Like seriously though that's pretty badass for schoolyard batturu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:23:55 No.13778066 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777888
Were they mad as fuck at him or you?

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:31:08 No.13778163 Report

Quoted By: >>13778209 >>13778307 >>13778351

>>13775177
Similar story

>Be 16
>Have collected a shitton Pokemon,Yugioh and Magic cards over the years
>Two fucking plastic storage tubs full
>Come home from school one day
>Mom has cleaned my room
>Dumped all my Pokemon, Yugioh and Magic cards in a trash bag
>"Where's the trashbag mom?"
>"I already took it to the dumpster."
>Dumpster by the grocery store at the end of the road
>Passed said dumpster on the way home as it was getting cleaned out
>"What the hell were you thinking, mom?"
>"You should be grateful I did it, anon. Now that you don't have them eating up your time, maybe you can get a girlfriend."
>mfw I walked away

Coincidentally, I did get a girlfriend not long after. We regularly played all three games in my kitchen. Right in front of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:33:37 No.13778200 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw none of my friend will battle me because I always win

I even stopped using EV trained pokemon, but they kept complaining that

>all your pokemon use different moves
>some of them have no moves
>you keep healing
>you keep switching

forever showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:34:17 No.13778209 Report

Quoted By:

>>13778163
oh please, you gave her what she wanted. now she was validated and can hope of little nerdy grandkids or what the fuck it is moms dream of when they start pushing their kids to get a girlfriend.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:40:44 No.13778307 Report

Quoted By: >>13778352

>>13778163

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:44:14 No.13778351 Report

Quoted By: >>13784830

>>13778163
I know that feel of losing my Pokemon and Yugioh cards. My mom made me give them away.
I still have Magic cards, but that's because I only just got into it in recent years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:44:14 No.13778352 Report

Quoted By: >>13778421

>>13778307
Looks like I'll be naming my character Arin when I play X.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:50:11 No.13778421 Report

Quoted By:

>>13778352
You too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:54:25 No.13778493 Report

Quoted By: >>13778530

Alright guys, here Pokemon-related tale of frustration

>Be young, a little older than ten years old or so
>Going to visit dad for long while in another city
>He has a job, and doesn't want to leave me at home alone, so I am signed up for a daycare
>Think I'm a bit old for a daycare, but I don't cause a stink about it, and there are kids clearly older than me already there
>At the daycare there are "cubbies," or children's cupboards assigned to each of us that we are told to put our stuff in, and can even leave our stuff there over night for when we come back
>I bring my game boy color, and several games, to daycare and place them in the cupboard when I'm not using them
>Since the process of me getting picked up by my dad is typically pretty rapid, and he would probably prefer that I spend time with him rather than play on the gameboy, I usually end up leaving some or all of the stuff there overnight, except on weekends when I would take all of it back
>One day my dad picks me up in a rush
>Don't get my stuff
>In the car he tells me that was my last day at the daycare
>I tell him that we need to go back because I left my see-through purple Gameboy Color, Pokemon Silver, and many other games including a copy of Pokemon Red I had borrowed from a good friend
>He tells me we can't go back because they would want him to pay them
>I lost my games, and much sentimental value, because my dad couldn't pay the daycare fee

I've long since forgiven him, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 23:57:19 No.13778530 Report

Quoted By: >>13778605

>>13778493
And thats a big IF they charged. Which they probably wouldn't since you're just picking up left belongings. He was probably just being lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:01:08 No.13778570 Report

Quoted By:

These stories about parents throwing away cards and whatnot...

At that age aren't your parents the one primarily paying for said things? And then they just throw away all the stuff they spend money on? Thats crazy.

My experience would be the opposite, my mom would have gotten mad had I threw away or lost stuff she bought for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:01:26 No.13778576 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774281
>not playing percussion

Do you even music?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:02:32 No.13778605 Report

Quoted By: >>13778742

>>13778530

If they charge? They sure do charge for taking care of kids, which is the fee he was running away from.

There wasn't a "get your kids stuff back" fee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:11:30 No.13778742 Report

Quoted By:

>>13778605
So he was trying to skip out on paying them for their service altogether? Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:38:13 No.13779175 Report

Quoted By:

Another story from not long after>>13777888 happened

>few weeks since pokemon games were b&
>pokemon cards are now all the rage
>decide to bring my huge ass deck of cards into school to trade/battle and whatnot
>not as good at the card game as the games but get along fine
>pride of place in my deck goes to my holographic Feraligatr ex card(the first holographic card I got)
>school fair is coming up
>lil brothers class decides to sell pokemon cards
>put cards in my locker
>return later to find them gone
>OHSHIT.jpg
>run round school frantic looking for them
>run into bro
>hes acting suspicious
>he cant get away from me fast enough
>think nothing of it
>go down to fair depressed
>look at card stall
>half my fucking cards are there
>tfw i realize the only people who know my locker code are me and my bro
>mad as fuck
>confront him
>bro goes full on damage control and denial
>no 'solid' proof my brother stole them
>gets blamed on my forgetfulness

He still hasn't admitted he stole them and sold them off to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:02:14 No.13779666 Report

Quoted By: >>13779850 >>13779887 >>13780032 >>13780100 >>13783933

>thirteenth birthday
>family taking me and a bunch of friends to go see Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy
>movie goes on and mom gets antsy
>starts complaining how horrible movie is
>dad shushes her and she watches the rest of the movie
>fast forward couple years
>same movie is brought up
>mom reminds us how much she hated it
>tells me that dad told her, "If I had to sit through all those god damn pokemon movies you're sitting through this!"

It felt like a knife in the back
I thought we were having awesome dad son bonding time over those movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:10:48 No.13779821 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775273
>>i take it home and sleep with it that night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:12:19 No.13779850 Report

Quoted By:

>>13779666
your dad is satan

trip confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:14:22 No.13779887 Report

Quoted By: >>13779994

>>13779666
your dad is Satan

Trips confirm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:14:22 No.13779888 Report

Quoted By: >>13780028

>dad sells gamecube and pokemon coliseum for drugs

at least he said sorry many years later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:18:23 No.13779957 Report

Quoted By: >>13780110

>>13774281
Excuse me? What are you, some kind of entitled "flautist" faggot? Are percussionists not "true musicians" like yourself?
Fuck flute people. Such faggotrons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:19:59 No.13779994 Report

Quoted By: >>13780468

>>13779887
He may have been a dick with that comment but if it wasn't for him I never would have gotten into pokemon to start with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:21:29 No.13780028 Report

Quoted By: >>13780299

>>13779888
My sister sold almost all my N64 games for weed. She's never said sorry or even admitted it but I know she did it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:21:46 No.13780032 Report

Quoted By:

>>13779666
I remember going to see the Pokemon musical with some of my friends' parents. No adult should have to suffer through that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:25:27 No.13780100 Report

Quoted By:

>>13779666
>"If I had to sit through all those god damn pokemon movies you're sitting through this!"

Ouch. I think I just felt some sympathy pain for you anon. tfw mom never bothered to even feign interest in anything I like. tfw I'd kind of prefer that to what you went through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:26:01 No.13780110 Report

Quoted By: >>13780351 >>13783751

>>13779957
>implying percussionists are "musicians" at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:26:27 No.13780118 Report

Quoted By:

tfw no story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:30:29 No.13780198 Report

Quoted By: >>13780241 >>13780264

>be at middle school
>bring pokemon cards with me to school like always
>teacher announces that pokemon cards are now banned
>all cards will be confiscated
>panic
>for some reason think the teacher is going to look in my bookbag and take my cards away
>reach into backpack and discreetly take my prize ninetales out of my binder
>ask to go to the bathroom
>put ninetales in pocket
>in bathroom, decide the teacher might check my pockets
>put ninetales in my underwear
>walk around with ninetales in my underwear for the rest of the day
>do not play kickball at recess
>make it home with ninetales still in my underwear
>that was close
>never bring pokemon cards to school again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:32:54 No.13780241 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780198
>not being paranoid and hiding shit in your underwear in case people check your pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:34:25 No.13780264 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780198
Oh god I did that with some smoke bombs I brought to school once and by the end of the day the fuses had popped out and i Had a multicolored penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:35:48 No.13780299 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780028
Did you ever have other things go missing? Over half my clothes went "missing" over a three month period.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:38:08 No.13780351 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780110
What about mallet players? Are we not musicians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:41:05 No.13780422 Report

Quoted By: >>13780479 >>13780530 >>13781974

>be 2nd grade.
>having computer class
>friends and I play Pokemon
>sit next to a random kid
>tells me that I could get cool facts and secrets at a website
>being gullibe I ask how
>tells me to go to pinkworld.com
>goes there
>fucking naked women and dicks
>being a boy, scream because thought girls were disgusting
>teacher comes by
>gets in trouble
>had to right "I will never go to pink world again" all over 3 sheets of paper back to back
>never talk to him again.
>fuck you Josh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:42:41 No.13780468 Report

Quoted By:

>>13779994
trips confirms anon

the trips never lie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:43:23 No.13780479 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780422
>yfw josh knew about pinkworld in 2nd grade because he was sexually abused

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:43:39 No.13780485 Report

Quoted By:

>grade 2
>kid tells me he has Pokemon Purple and Orange
>ask him to show it to me tomorrow
>next day
>"I forgot it at grandma's house"
>never brings it
>fuck you Graham

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:45:37 No.13780530 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780422
>had to right "I will never go to pink world again" all over 3 sheets of paper back to back
It's like they wanted that site to be engraved in your memory

streamless !!VZjSH4Zc03r

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streamless !!VZjSH4Zc03r Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:51:45 No.13780650 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774795

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 02:22:58 No.13781187 Report

Quoted By: >>13782049

>>13773365
I still have the light-up Gengar, he still works, and he's still rad as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 02:52:01 No.13781682 Report

Quoted By:

More stories, please! This is the best part of /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:11:45 No.13781933 Report

Quoted By: >>13781999 >>13782057 >>13782085 >>13782114 >>13782134 >>13782450 >>13784668

>be ten year old me
>get a random booster pack at target
>open it
>Holo Rare Raikou and my favorite of the beast
>run home laughing like a mad man
>first time masturbating ever that night
>take to school to show off
>friends circle jerk over the amazingness
>stereotypical older bully appears
>quickly realize the my error of judgement in letting the peons see my Raiwu
>bully takes card, rips it apart
>calls me a baby for still liking pokemon
>die a little inside
>seeds of vengeance are sowed
>ask around to learn more about him
>find out his dad walk out on him
>write a fake letter from his dad telling him to meet me at park at midnight and not to tell his mom
>hear him talking about it the next day, all excited
>that night I sneak out to go to park
>hes there, crying
>I feel nothing
>to this day hope he relives that sadness every day as long as he lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:14:34 No.13781974 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780422
Reminds me of the old "Pen Island" website trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:16:24 No.13781999 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781933
Damn son
Cold as ice
You did the right thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:17:53 No.13782025 Report

Quoted By: >>13782103

>>13773127

I'm not Sid. I feel like a missed a reference to something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:19:00 No.13782049 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781187
I still have that too, but mine doesn't light up anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:19:36 No.13782057 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781933

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:19:42 No.13782060 Report

Quoted By: >>13782108

>be me
>12 years old
>friend had an awesome card collection
>stole it out of his backpack
>never knew it was me, even 10 years later

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:21:39 No.13782084 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771538

Everyone I knew just called Marrill Pikablu until we figured out its real name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:21:43 No.13782085 Report

Quoted By: >>13782151

>>13781933
Holy shit. Some of the things on here are bad but this..... evil.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:23:42 No.13782103 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782025
I think it might be a Toy Story reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:24:04 No.13782108 Report

Quoted By: >>13782152

>>13782060
wow what an asshole you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:24:28 No.13782114 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781933
10/10. He shall know the horror that is true loss, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:25:53 No.13782134 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781933
if this is real, he deserved it for being an asshole. people like him do exactly what you did to him, daily.

feel no remorse for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:26:30 No.13782151 Report

Quoted By: >>13782215

>>13782085
No, anon, true evil is tearing up someone's pokemon card because you have deep seated emotional issues that make you a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:26:35 No.13782152 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782108
i know

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:30:37 No.13782215 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782151
it's true, cause you actually have to choose to do that kind of thing to people. it's very possible to NOT be an asshole, yet have emotional issues.

besides, if you can't take abuse, then why the hell are you dishing it out in the first place? why the flying fuck would you decide that making the world a WORSE place would make it any better for you?

you can't justify being a bully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:33:49 No.13782264 Report

Quoted By:

>>13777860
This makes me extremely sad. I lost a lot of my pokemon cards when my parents divorced because my mom was in such a rush to move out. Hell I rememer giving this kid $15 for a can of hairspray. He told that if I sprayed it on a weak guy and left it it the closet for 3 days, it would evolve.

Sometimes I feel like I still play pokemon to escape to a simpler time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:36:55 No.13782330 Report

Quoted By: >>13782513

>Be around 10
>Find 20 dollars on kitchen counter
>Take it to be Pokemon cards
>Parents ground me, it was meant for swimming classes
>Staying at school instead of swimming classes, younger girl sees my squirtle card, tells me she loves squirtle and will trade her mew for it.
>Didn't know it was rare, trade for it anyway
>Later my friend hands me a whole bunch of yu-gi-oh cards
>Later a school announcement about a bunch of yugioh cards missing
>To scared to give it back, friend blames me, I blame him back, he gets in trouble I get out free
>Nearly drown a couple of summers later because I never learned how to swim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:43:03 No.13782450 Report

Quoted By:

>>13781933
Good work. If the cnut hasn't been humbled by the experience yet, then he was a lost cause anyway.

Never forget, never forgive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:44:41 No.13782478 Report

Quoted By:

>>13774712
my goddamn sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:47:27 No.13782513 Report

Quoted By: >>13782611

>>13782330
I never understood how people can drown from not knowing how to swim
You would seriously have to be retarded to not figure out how to not die, all you have to do is flail your limbs in the general direction of "down", which all of your limbs naturally point to begin with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:51:13 No.13782564 Report

Quoted By:

>be in elementary school
>be in lunch line
>kid i know who is next in line turns to me with his game boy and shows me his mew in pokemon rby.
>tell him its cool and how did he get it.
>he tells me it was under the truck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:52:02 No.13782571 Report

Quoted By: >>13783692

>>13771555
He was probably lied to, himself. Also, don't forget that a lot of little kids are pathological liars. I used to do shit like that all the time when I was little and I even believed it myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:54:45 No.13782604 Report

Quoted By:

>Junior Summer
>Music program
>Friend finds out I play Pokemon
>Challenges me
>Accept and show him my team
>He starts coming up with excuses to back out
>He calls me out again in front of a crowd
>KO half his team with my Lucario
>He ragequits and runs away

Sam, you're still a faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:55:27 No.13782611 Report

Quoted By: >>13782713

>>13782513
some people just have drown's syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:00:36 No.13782656 Report

Quoted By:

>>13775178
Little kids at my school were being 'ripped off' in trades by older kids. The little kids just wanted cool looking cards but the older kids wanted good playing cards. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:04:44 No.13782711 Report

Quoted By:

>Be like 10
>Play tons of pokemon games at my friends' houses for years because my parents never got me a gameboy for some reason
>Finally see my chance when a new gamecube game captures my attention
>Sell my N64 and all the games I had to afford a gamecube and exactly one game
>Fuck yes Pokemon Channel, my dreams have come true
>Couldn't even buy a memory card, so had to keep the game on for an entire week to beat it
>Holy shit this game is neat
>Well this is kinda boring after a while
>Wait so there's no battling or anything
>Is this it
>Lifelong regret

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:04:51 No.13782713 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782611

Why do you even try anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:13:20 No.13782827 Report

Quoted By:

>>13771586
>>13771652

>some kid that is not Ashhole is crying because his binder is missing

I raged.

That Guy

That Guy Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:15:54 No.13782853 Report

Quoted By:

>be stupid pleb
>love Pokemon to death
>kid who had so much Pokemon toys it was unreal
>always wanted holo cards for 25 cent figurines
>always gave them to him
>he offers giant Rayquaza figure for my Ruby
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>accept deal
>months later must give away all my Pokestuff due to tyrannical father

Thinking about when I traded Ruby for a toy always made me feel stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:39:37 No.13783143 Report

Quoted By: >>13783280

>be me
>sitting in the back seat of the bus
>playing pokemon silver I got for 8th birthday
>older kid shows up and asks me to trade it for one of his sister's girly gameboy games
>tries to get me to trade silver for them
>say no
>he comes in the next day with this huge stuffed lion
>tries to trade it for my pokemon silver
>say no again
>the next day he has even more girly shit, trying to trade for my pokemon game
>when I say no he gets mad, threatens to take my game
>way older kid has been watching him pull this shit
>he tells him to lay off
>teen brought his gameboy and pokemon gold
>trade with/battle teen on the bus for the rest of the school year
>right in front of pushy kid every day

>bus friend was a senior, I never saw him again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:45:30 No.13783209 Report

Quoted By:

>>13773214
>This guy will take down anyone for you
I cringed, then laughed, then dawed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:52:20 No.13783280 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783143
>I was 17 when GS came out
>I wish I was that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:00:17 No.13783379 Report

Quoted By: >>13783408

>praying for Pokemon to be real

Holy shit I'm not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:01:17 No.13783391 Report

Quoted By:

>be a girl
>have guaranteed replies in this thread

no, seriously, I don't have much stories like this, at least not concerning pokemon, but this thread is fucking great

a friend of a guy I wouldn't even consider a friend, back when I was like 12 or something, stole like 1800$ from his parents and went on a pokemon-cards buying spree before the police got involved and stopped them, but I don't know the details apart from the fact that this guy was a chubby faggot

speaking of that not-even-a-friend, I remembered a couple of things as I was typing this

>this fucking guy
>russian, stole money back when he still visited our houses but none of us had any proof ever
>before that, he once told me to "fish 100 times in the same spot to get a Mew"
>waste some hours of my youth
>why did I even believe this buffoon, everyone knows he's full of shit
>one time he comes to me and says that he got pokerus and that he had to, and I quote, "open the cartridge and remove the parts of the game that contained the pokerus to fix it"

>be playing with the neighbors' kids frequently as a kid
>one day they claim their game boy advance + silver has gone missing
>they know this russian guy too
>visit best friend the day after
>russian douchebag is there
>he brags about having just bought a game boy advance with pokemon silver
>2+2=4
>I tell the kids parents
>they ask if I can do anything to solve the problem
>the older kid tells me that I need to check for a specific scratch on the cartridge to at least have proof
>two days later or so
>meet russian idiot
>ask him to see his new stuff for a bit and wait for him to turn around and talk to my best friend
>check
>nothing there
>give it back to him
>maybe I didn't check thoroughly enough
>maybe I misjudged my bullshit friend
>not fucking likely, he's an asshole, but I could never prove it
>still feel somewhat guilty about not being able to help
>skip 12 years later
>russian guy turns out to be a failure at life

so everything's good I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:02:48 No.13783408 Report

Quoted By: >>13783482

>>13783379
>Pokemon don't exist no matter how many people pray for it
atheists: 1 christfags: 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:07:55 No.13783482 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783408
>Pokemon will always exist in the virtual world, and as technology grows, will only exist harder
atheists: 1 christfags: 0 SCIENCE: 40

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:17:59 No.13783588 Report

Quoted By: >>13783621 >>13783627

All the faggots here getting wrecked by that kid. I was that kid.

>Born in Moscow
>Get into pokemon
>Fat, not got great looks
>Pretty girl in my class also into pokemon.
>Do bad shit like stealing from my parents to get her attention.
>get in trouble with the police
>try a different approach and try to impress her with pokemon, our common interest.
>Tell her secrets i read on the official prima guide.
>Learn to break into my cartridge and hack the game like action replay.
>Still not interested.
>Give up.
>Start doing bad shit again.
>Steal some punks silver and with what i learnt about opening cartridges swap the covers to remove the scratch.
>Dumbitch calls me out.
>Cartridge swap works she looks like a fool.
>Fast forward to now.
>I'm a loser now, but at least i'll inherent Daddy's stock portfolio and his buisness and i'll be alright.
>Last time i checked that girl was posting here on 4chan and is a attention whoring bitch telling us that shes a girl for guaranteed replies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:21:06 No.13783621 Report

Quoted By: >>13783694

>>13783588
>he wasn't the chubby one, he was the other one
>his dad and hiw shole family was broke, hence the stealing

eh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:21:43 No.13783627 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783588
Trying too hard/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:28:29 No.13783692 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782571
I can believe that. I wasn't like that but I now know my older brother was

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:28:50 No.13783694 Report

Quoted By: >>13783749

>>13783621
>hiw shole
>murp plinty humblescrootz
>buntuppely manoopa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:35:37 No.13783749 Report

Quoted By: >>13784012

>>13783694
I haven't slept in 24 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:35:40 No.13783751 Report

Quoted By:

>>13780110
>implying Pokemon is even a video game

Look I can do it too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:49:40 No.13783873 Report

Quoted By: >>13784031

>Be 10
>Ruby/Sapphire had just come out
>In some random store
>see the Team Aqua deck pack
>tell mom I want it
>says no because it's 20 dollars
>I beg
>she promises that if we win the lottery, she'll get it
>she gets a lotto scratch
>we win exactly 20 dollars
>never forgets the "you gotta be fucking kidding me" look on my mom's face
I still have all of those cards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:54:12 No.13783927 Report

Quoted By:

>be maybe 9 or 10
>I'd never had a videogame because my parents thought it'd distract me from the important stuff
>they liked that I read a lot, though, so I had all of the Nintendo and Pokémon magazines, and knew all about the games
>be in recess
>kid with a Gameboy Advance playing Pokémon, there's a crowd around him
>I manage to get close to him somehow
What version is that?
>he answers something like "opal" or "topaz"
>weird hammerhead shark-like pokémon on the screen
>he's showing off
That's not real
>"Yes it is"
No it's not, there isn't a Pokémon Opal/Topaz
>"What do you know, you can't even afford a Gameboy"
I can too, but my parents don't let me
>"Well go cry to them while I play my pokémon"
Enjoy your fake game
>he stands up, says my parents are poor
>I shove him
>his GBA falls on the ground
>he gets all mad and starts ragecrying, flailing his arms around and hitting me
>I land a few hits, one ends up on his face
>he falls and starts crying profusely
>teacher shows up, sees that I beat the kid to the ground
>I'm not allowed in the playground during recess anymore for like 3 months
>have to stay in the library with this old librarian woman called Ruth
>me and Ruth become friends, I read through all the comics in the school library
>Ruth asks me what kind of things they should order for the library next every week
>I read whatever I want everyday, learn about all kinds of myths and cool stuff
>if something I want isn't there, Ruth orders it for me and it shows up within a week
>even after I'm allowed out again, I just stay there reading
>livingthelife.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:54:47 No.13783933 Report

Quoted By: >>13784054 >>13784129

>>13779666
>look up to my grandpa more than anyone else
>he took me to see Pokemon 2000 when it came out
>asking me a bunch of questions about it while it's going on
>get mad and tell him to shut up
>realize now that he was just curious and I was being an awful kid for making him sit through it and then getting mad at him
Same thing for when he took me to see Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D
The glasses hurt his eyes so he didn't wear them and he must have been sitting there staring at the fucked up screen for 2 hours

He got hit by a car while out on a bike ride this morning
fuck
/vp/ stop making me think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:01:15 No.13784012 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783749
What makes you think that gives you the privilege to speak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:03:01 No.13784031 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783873
Ha ha, that's pretty rad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:05:12 No.13784054 Report

Quoted By: >>13784085

>>13783933
Shoulda been a better grandson, and maybe this wouldn't have happened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:07:37 No.13784085 Report

Quoted By: >>13784114 >>13784124 >>13784136

>>13784054
You have no idea
I didn't go with my aunt and uncle to visit them last week because they left on Thursday and said that my one 50 minute Thursday class was too important to miss for a 4 day visit

I feel so fucking bad now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:10:23 No.13784114 Report

Quoted By: >>13784153

>>13784085
Did he die when he was hit by the car?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:11:08 No.13784124 Report

Quoted By: >>13784153 >>13784160

>>13784085
That was a pretty not-nice thing to do, man. They won't be around forever.

Family always comes first.

Also, what's with these pictures that are a little image with a single really stretched out word underneath? I see them all over. Is that a "thing" now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:11:34 No.13784129 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783933

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:12:17 No.13784136 Report

Quoted By:

>>13784085
pls no
I don't want to catch your sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:13:37 No.13784153 Report

Quoted By: >>13784181 >>13784214

>>13784114
No, but he's been in the emergency room all day and it's not looking very good

>>13784124
Like I said, they wouldn't let me because they insisted that one class was important, and I didn't think as much of it at the time
But yeah, I feel really bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:14:20 No.13784160 Report

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>>13784124
Yes, it's been a thing for a while now. I kind of like it, it's at least different from the Impact font captioning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:16:21 No.13784181 Report

Quoted By: >>13784349

>>13784153
Well, I hope he turns out alright. Don't beat yourself up about what you did when you were a kid, I'd recommend spending some time with him when he gets better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:20:06 No.13784214 Report

Quoted By: >>13784349

>>13784153
Well, look. I'm sorry I was so heavy-handed. You can't be blamed for what you did as a kid - you weren't saying that to be mean, it just didn't occur to you. Kids are dumb. No sweat.

It also wasn't malicious on your part when you didn't go on the trip over a class. I would have done the same. You had no way of knowing he would be hit by a car later. It's not your fault,

All that said, maybe just let it serve as a bit of a wake-up call for you. Spend some time with him, with your family, and for the love of Arceus... thank gramps for going to the movies with you. Make him understand how much your treasure him.

You sound like a good kid, and I'm sure things will all work out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:33:39 No.13784349 Report

Quoted By: >>13784407 >>13784441

>>13784214
>>13784181
Thanks anons
Sorry for dragging the thread off track

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:39:46 No.13784407 Report

Quoted By: >>13784458

>>13784349
Don't worry about it, the thread's past its bump limit anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:42:22 No.13784441 Report

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>>13784349
Ahh, it's late. Posts in a thread don't cost anyone anything, anyway.

I'm glad knowing you feel a little better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:43:22 No.13784453 Report

Quoted By: >>13784489

>>13777860
Why'd you guys get Mew cards? Didn't they hand out Lugia coins for 2000?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:43:49 No.13784458 Report

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>>13784407
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should we start a new one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 06:46:20 No.13784489 Report

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>>13784453
I think maybe the coins came with the VHS?

Shoten

Shoten Fri 13 Sep 2013 07:06:52 No.13784657 Report

Quoted By: >>13784685

>>13772835
i was in 3rd grade i think when R/S came out. i remember a field trip to st.augustine and me and my froiends were ont eh buss playing ti and every break we got tthere lol

Anonymous

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>>13781933

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 07:11:09 No.13784685 Report

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>>13784657
Go to bed, man.

Shoten

Shoten Fri 13 Sep 2013 07:31:18 No.13784830 Report

Quoted By: >>13784868

>>13778351
a-are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 07:36:04 No.13784868 Report

Quoted By: >>13784911

>>13784830
You gave away your Pokemon and Yugioh cards AND just got into Magic somewhat recently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 07:42:10 No.13784911 Report

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>>13784868
do you even read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 13:02:29 No.13786573 Report

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>>13772341

No one can blame you.

"Draw me like one of your Kalos girls."

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