>>13771872NO ITS NOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
THAT'S CALLED BEING A GODDAMN HYPOCRITE. YOU SAY HE'S A HYPOCRITE OR ANY VARIATION OF THE GODDAMN WORD BUT YOU DO NOT SAY THE SITUATION IS IRONIC.
YOU.FUCKING.DO.NOT.SAY.IRONIC.BECAUSE.IT.IS.FUCKING.STUPID.
IRONY AT ITS GODDAMN CORE IS A THING, "A", HAVING THE OPPOSITE INTENTION AND/OR CONSEQUENCES. A SITUATION OR A STATEMENT IS ONLY IRONIC IF THE EFFECT IS THE EXACT GODDAMN OPPOSITE. NOTHING IN HIS POST WAS IRONIC. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING YOU GODDAMN WHORESON. WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS NOT THAT YOU ARE BUTTFUCKING WRONG ITS THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOU ARE BUTTFUCKING WRONG AND ARE ARGUING IT ON THE INTERNET IN MY PRESENCE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, FOUR YEARS ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMBFUCKS JUST GRAVITATE TO /A/.
NO YOU ARE NOT USING IRONY CORRECTLY.
NO YOU ARE NOT USING PRETENTIOUS CORRECTLY.
ALL THOSE SHITTY BUZZWORDS YOU USE TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING EVER IN THE ASININE ATTEMPT TO SOUND SMARTER AND MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU REALLY ARE IS BEING USED INCORRECTLY.
JUST KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO WAIT FOR A GODDAMN RESPONSE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUDDENLY GET WISER, AGREE WITH ME AND BECOME A BETTER PERSON. NO INSTEAD YOU'RE GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME LIKE A DICK TWAT. FUCK YOU, YOUR MOM AND THE DOCTOR WHO HELPED DELIVER YOU.