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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:25:29 No.13782966 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13783001 >>13783014 >>13783072 >>13783357 >>13783430 >>13783501 >>13783713

IT'S HAPPENING

THE STARTERS' EVOLUTIONS FINALLY LEAKED

HAHAHAHAHA CHECK OUT THAT UGLY ASS KFC THIGH TORCHIC EVOLUTION

GROVYLE MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
ANY OF YOU PICKING COMBUSKEN ARE IN DENIAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:28:47 No.13783001 Report

Quoted By: >>13783071 >>13783085

>>13782966
You Treeckofags won't give up will you?

Watch as my Torchic eventually evolves into the Winged Dragon of Ra and you'll be stuck with a gay ass gecko

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:28:54 No.13783002 Report

Quoted By: >>13783025 >>13783107

>Ever wanting penis bird

Wow, anyone who wants that is obviously a faggot.

Can't believe you idiots thought it'd evolve into a taekwondo master. Enjoy your helicopter dick duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:29:51 No.13783010 Report

Quoted By: >>13783025 >>13783030 >>13783053 >>13783107

What the fuck did you plan to accomplish with this thread, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:30:07 No.13783014 Report

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>>13782966

>that chicken

Obvious furbait. I cannot imagine a fire starter ever becoming as furbait as him. I do admire his fire/fighting typing though, very unique.

As for Grovyle, he looks pretty boss, I'm pretty sure he'll become the best starter, ingame, in design, and competitively.

As for the water starter: piece of shit, and probably will become a piece of shit competitively too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:30:48 No.13783020 Report

Quoted By: >>13783030 >>13783053 >>13783083 >>13783107

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:31:12 No.13783025 Report

Quoted By: >>13783097

>>13783010
>>13783002
>Fags not getting the joke
>Being this new

If you don't know how threads like this go then get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:31:36 No.13783030 Report

Quoted By: >>13783097

>>13783010
>>13783020
Joke

-------

Your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:33:23 No.13783053 Report

Quoted By: >>13783084 >>13783097

>>13783020
>>13783010

In case you're new here, this is one of those threads where people apply the same sort of reactions from recent events (here being the unveiling of the second stages of the XY starters) to older generations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:34:01 No.13783071 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783001
pic related: torchica final evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:34:09 No.13783072 Report

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>>13782966
Damn, Grovyle is majestic as fuck. Nobody is going to pick that goddamned piece of shit called "Torchic evolution"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:35:21 No.13783083 Report

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>>13783020
this is funny because you clearly posted the slowpoke image to imply that the op is slow, when in reality op was making a joke which makes you the slow one

it's ironic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:35:23 No.13783084 Report

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>>13783053
This.

The general goal is to show how full of shit people are.

Everyone's assuming that Chespins auto-doomed because his second form looks like dickery, but as we can see here, Combuskin sucks shit, but no one cares because it evolves into a total badass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:35:32 No.13783085 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783001
Pic related: final torchic evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:35:47 No.13783089 Report

Quoted By: >>13783118

I had a good feeling about mudkip, and his new ground typing is great sense its only been done once with quagsire, its a really good typing.

Its about time the flying fags got put in their place, really why the fuck would a chicken evole into a flying type?
And if i had to guess, that gecko is going to evolve again into a grass/dragon T-REX or soemthing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:36:29 No.13783097 Report

Quoted By: >>13783115 >>13783121

>>13783025
>>13783030
>>13783053
>shitposting general

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:37:02 No.13783107 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783002
>>13783010
>>13783020
Even if you're new how would you not get such an obvious fucking joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:37:16 No.13783115 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783097

>tfw every newfag considers everything that isn't completely serious as either shitposting or trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:37:32 No.13783118 Report

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>>13783089
>Chicken evolving into a flying type.

Obviously /vp/ doesn't know their morphology. Implying chickens can fucking fly. God damn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:37:42 No.13783121 Report

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>>13783097

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:39:52 No.13783146 Report

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Is this really a joke thread or just chespinfags in denial implying that this will end like glorious blaziken?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:40:14 No.13783156 Report

Quoted By: >>13783222 >>13783238

oh shit guys IGN just leaked a new pokemon

Grass/Dragon Grovyle evolution??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:42:22 No.13783181 Report

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>Combusken isnt just a tall chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:46:56 No.13783222 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783156
ITTTTTSSSSSSSS HAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:48:20 No.13783238 Report

Quoted By: >>13783262

>>13783156
Those red circles are not it's eyes. They shield the actual eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:50:20 No.13783262 Report

Quoted By: >>13783298 >>13783356

>>13783238
Wait, what the fuck

Is that official art

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:51:23 No.13783271 Report

Quoted By: >>13783329

>fat and jolly
>cocky and ready to fight
>looks like a ninja
Wonder what the evolutions will be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:53:33 No.13783298 Report

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>>13783262
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:55:44 No.13783329 Report

Quoted By: >>13783388

>>13783271
>Cocky
I see what you did there
Because it looks like a dick, complete with balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:58:08 No.13783356 Report

Quoted By: >>13783701

>>13783262
Next you're going to tell me you didn't realize Armaldo's eyes aren't the red things on its head either.

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:58:11 No.13783357 Report

Quoted By: >>13783378

>>13782966
GET REKT SNIVYFAGS AND TEPIGFAGS BECAUSE THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE IT'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, TOTALLY THE BEST FINAL EVO, MARK MY WORDS, ITS GOING TO BE A BIPEDAL SWORDSMAN SHIT AND NOT SOME 4 LEGGED SEA LION LIKE U SAID BECAUSE I BASE MY OPINIONS OF 2ND STARTERS.
PIGNITE AND SERVINE PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT GET REKT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 04:58:43 No.13783363 Report

Quoted By: >>13783392 >>13783397

Grovyle looks so fucking cool. Look at those wings, it's turning into a dragon or some shit in its final evo.
Surely, it's not going to turn into a disappointing fat lizard with a christmas tree tail, r...right?

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:00:15 No.13783378 Report

Quoted By: >>13783511

>>13783357
I FORGOT PIC FUCKING RELATED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:01:01 No.13783388 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783329
>not because its a literal cock (chicken)
Stay pleb

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:01:18 No.13783392 Report

Quoted By: >>13783462

>>13783363
TOTALLY
GET REKT TORCHICFAGS
GRASS/DRAGON MASTER RACE REPORTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:01:39 No.13783397 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783363
>dragonfag
It's so obviously going to become flying. Did Charizard teach you nothing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:04:40 No.13783430 Report

Quoted By: >>13783462

>>13782966
pffffffffffffft look at that cock torchic, it'll probably be flareon 2.0 no moves
GROVYLE MASTER RACE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:07:05 No.13783462 Report

Quoted By: >>13783475 >>13783477

>>13783392
>>13783430
m-mark my words, its going to be fire/fighting with 120 AT with speed boost, i-im not lying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:07:34 No.13783475 Report

Quoted By: >>13783491

>>13783462
The fuck is Speed Boost? Like, Agility or something?

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:07:42 No.13783477 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783462
SO MUCH DENIAL
GROVYLE MATER RACE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:08:35 No.13783488 Report

Quoted By: >>13783504

/VP/ I COME FROM THE FUTURE, YOU HAVE TO BELEIVE ME
TORCHICS FINAL EVO IS A FIRE/FIGHTING TWO LEGGED CHICKEN WHICH BECOMES ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE METAGAME BECAUSE OF THE SPEEDBOOST ABILITY, IT ALSO GETS EVEN STRONGER LATER ON FROM A THING CALLED A "MEGA" EVOLUTION
I ALSO CAUSES A SHIT TON OF PORN, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT THIS, /VP/, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:08:41 No.13783491 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783475
THIS FAG IS JUST DESPERATE BECAUSE OUR MASTER RACE GROVYLE IS GOING GRASS/DRAGON AND HIS COCK CHICKNE IS GOING TO BE THE SHITTIEST EVO IN THE POKEMON HISTORY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:09:22 No.13783501 Report

Quoted By:

>>13782966
i like mudkipz

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:09:42 No.13783504 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783488
GET REKT FAGGOT
GROVYLE MASTER RACE
BASING MY OPINIONS OF THE 2ND STARTER EVOS SINCE 1996

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:10:17 No.13783511 Report

Quoted By: >>13783527

>>13783378
That's hilarious

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;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:11:38 No.13783527 Report

Quoted By: >>13783544

>>13783511
PFFF SNIVYFAG PLZ GO
MY TWO LEGGED OSHAWOTT FINAL EVO MASTER RACE
NO SEA LION SHIT, JUST WHAT YOU SEE IN THE FUCKING IMAGE NIGGA
BASING MY OPINIONS OF THE 2ND STARTER EVOS SINCE 1996

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:13:54 No.13783542 Report

Quoted By: >>13783560

My grandpa is the gamefreak.

This is the final evo for Grovyle. Mark my words.
You don't have to worry about some shitty lizard who can't even use his own special move because he's SpA based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:14:09 No.13783544 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783527

;_; !YTVxxKH.bU

;_; !YTVxxKH.bU Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:15:34 No.13783560 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783542
NIGGA CONFIRMED
GROVYLE MASTER RACE BITCHES!!!!
BASING MY OPINIONS OF THE 2ND STARTER EVOS SINCE 1996

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:17:51 No.13783587 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw they will introduce an ice type version of spikes that damage based on type
IT WILL HAPPEN, SUCK IT GROVILE LOVING FAGGOTS! ALWAYS PICK FIRE STARTER MASTER RACE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:26:37 No.13783677 Report

Quoted By: >>13783702

>mfw no love for my bro Mudkip

I can't be the only one who's catching him... right?
It's all "Combusken this" and "Grovyle that"...

why no one fight for marshtomp :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:29:37 No.13783701 Report

Quoted By:

>>13783356
the joke
------------------------------------>
you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:29:39 No.13783702 Report

Quoted By: >>13783732

>>13783677
marshtomp looks like a chubby mexican kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:31:45 No.13783713 Report

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>>13782966
Wow. Pokémon takes Cock Fighting on a double literal level.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:34:02 No.13783732 Report

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>>13783702
i think you have the wrong mon...

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