Here, we call for a champ - the first person to respond when "new champ" is called by the previous one claims the position.
It is recommended that champs use a tripcode in order to prevent confusion.
Showderp viewers will then suggest any six Pokemon: the suggestions can be as vague as "your favorite RU Pokemon", or detailed down to EVs and moves. This is entirely up to the user's discretion.
Shitmons (such as Heal Pulse-only Slowbro and Black Sludge Shedinja) can be fun for a while, but they will usually serve as only dead weight on a team. We therefore recommend suggesting Pokémon that have a chance in OU.
The champ will take the first six Pokemon suggested, and with them, attempt to challenge the OU tier (sometimes Ubers or even LC) with his or her ragtag band of misfits.
After some battles, the champ may call for a new team before battling again, or he may step down from the position and call for a new champ.
Thus the unending cycle continues.
There's a lot of other stuff, but the newfags can figure that out on their own. Have fun and be most excellent to each other!
We already have a champ at the moment, current game is:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50587159
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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http://pastebin.com/02zTuyJQ [23:11:31] puckingfrick: yfw thats my little brother
[23:11:43] puckingfrick: lmao like i'd fucken show you my face
LEL FRICK IS UNDERAGEB&
Anonymous
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not sure if it was me or if he just got frustrated at snips.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Want to request a pokemon for next team Mismagius @ leftovers Named: Miss Terry -Mean look -Perish song -Protect -Destiny bond EV's in HP/Speed
Anonymous
>>13795846 That's not how it works.
Anonymous
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>>13795846 can't request earlier
but I'll link to your post when he asks for new team
Anonymous
Anonymous
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snips wins. again.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>1500 after five battles with a username I made today lel ok
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50591340 Anonymous
>>13795846 D you even showderp?
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Quoted By:
>>13795865 Hey hey, be nice to the newfags.
Anonymous
>>13795846 At this time of day you'll likely have about 30 seconds to post your request.
Anonymous
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>>13795881 >>13795865 >>13795856 >>13795871 I know, I was posting a moveset in case any anons with a better connection were cool enough to request. It's a trolly moveset so I just wanted to request it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What would an all-star showderp team look like? Skydoge Citizen Snips Blood Totem ??? ??? ???
Anonymous
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>>13795997 magnemite
Bass cannon
Anonymous
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>>13795997 pls u newf ags dont know shit baout showderp we older gentlmen know whats up
-subpunch gengar
-scraggod
-bill
-blud totem
-idk
-lol
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13795997 Boom Boom and Song of My People would be there.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13795997 No Kidding has does serious work everytime I've seen him, although it's not really a Showderp set. Bass Cannon probably deserves a slot.
Anonymous
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>>13795997 Our lord regice
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13795997 Funbro
Specs Weedle
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13795869 Pls repot smogon for hex
New team
Anonymous
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this is why snips is the best dat battle armour
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13796080 Volcarona named "fire buge doge"
Anonymous
>>13796080 subcm terrakion
IT A BAIT !JcVUD9jRE6
Choose your poke champ MUH PP (Dusclops) @ Eviolite Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Spite - Rest - Sleep Talk - Seismic Toss BATON DOGE (Vaporeon) @ Leftovers Trait: Water Absorb EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk Calm Nature - Scald - Aqua Ring - Acid Armor - Baton Pass NIGGA STOLE MY ITEM (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def Adamant Nature - Thief - Fling - Earthquake - Protect NOICE WEATHER m8 (Altaria) @ Leftovers Trait: Cloud Nine EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Roost - Toxic - Sunny Day - Rain Dance NICE STATUS m8 (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Imposter - Transform NO 6-0 NIGGA (Victini) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Victory Star EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spd Jolly Nature - Final Gambit 20% MORE FAGGOT (Keldeo) @ Leftovers Trait: Justified EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef Timid Nature - Secret Sword - Hydro Pump - Hidden Power [Fire] - Calm Mind
Anonymous
>>13795997 mastermite should be in there i think
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Faggot !GaybOYmIqU
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolling for roulette
>>13795843 Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13795997 BOOM BOOM, Bill, Sleepy Totem, BigBarabutton, GIGA NIGGA, specs weedle, shrekle
Anonymous
>>13795997 ruse arceus and shuckle
mrdittomansir
>>13795997 dont forget muh america
Anonymous
>>13796101 >Shedinja Possibly worse than specs weedle
Anonymous
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>>13796094 You rock, thanks dude.
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13796085 (Yes I am counting this. What is Blood Banana?)>>13796087 >>13796088 >>13796089 >>13796090 (Probably Victini, 2 lel 2 not)>>13796092 (Also counting this)Unless strong hate toward using two non-suggestions, team
Anonymous
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
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>>13796144 At least it can break a sash.
Anonymous
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>>13796157 it's tropius with harvest/starf berry/substitute/I think rest? or synthesis?/some other stuff
it's like acu with berries
Anonymous
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>>13796157 those two are in response to another post.
Anonymous
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>>13796157 blood banana is tropius.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13796138 Actually, as much as I love sky doge, Ruseus probably deserves the Uber slot on that team for being an actual Showderpy set. Whereas sky doge's normal set just happens to be very good for showderping.
Anonymous
>>13796157 fuck you, champs don't get to pick and choose unless you get shitmons dumped on you, you get this:
>>13796160 lighprayer
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>>13796101 >no metronome on togekiss Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796157 Blood Banana is tropius with sub, harvest, roost, and the berry which sharply raises a randoms stat (starf?)
Anonymous
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>>13796157 >mastermite >non suggestion DR. MASTERMITE (Magnemite) @ Berry Juice
Trait: Sturdy
Level: 1
Serious Nature
IVs: NaN HP
- Magic Coat
- Recycle
- Toxic
- Protect
no idea what banana is though
Anonymous
>>13796157 dude stick to suggestions. it isnt neccessarily fair to us who were paying attention
Anonymous
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>>13796157 Blood Banana:
Tropius @ Starf Berry
Harvest
-Substitute
-Leech Seed
-Air Slash
-Giga Drain
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796157 stick to suggestions ass
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13796166 Because you keep hacking whenever you're in a tight spot.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
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>>13796157 Blood Banana is tropius, don't remember what set
Anonymous
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ManyCookies you're such a super adorable and polite young man :3
Anonymous
For those wondering, Bass Cannon OUTDAMAGES non-Specs Kyogre's Water Spout. 252+ SpA Choice Specs Adaptability Porygon-Z Hyper Beam vs. 4 HP / 252+ SpD Blissey: 322-380 (49.38 - 58.28%) -- 64.45% chance to 2HKO 252+ SpA Kyogre Water Spout vs. 4 HP / 252+ SpD Blissey in rain: 262-310 (40.18 - 47.54%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Anonymous
>>13796312 Well yeah, but it also needs to take four turns to hit those two times.
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13796342 Blissey was just used as an example, in practice you wouldn't use either Kyogre (unless it's full health Specs, which no one runs). or Bass Cannon to actually punch down Blissey.
Anonymous
im not the fucking champ guys
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796385 SHD U WINE-E CUNT NOW WOOD YA?
Anonymous
>>13796429 HE WAS IN THE LIBRARY GUYS B QUIET
Anonymous
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>>13796429 >go to fuck all of you,motherfuckers Anonymous
Quoted By:
GO TO FUCK ALL OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS
lighprayer
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796429 because the chat is so loud. That damn loud-ass text!
Anonymous
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YOU ALL WOULD YOU JUST BE QUIETE HERE,PLEASE?
lighprayer
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>>13796529 >http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50597779 Shuda3173: sorry Iansy,have to go,these motherfuckers are ruining the fun,have fun going on with the battles on here
Shuda3173 left.
Oh goooood
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50597505 Anonymous
Quoted By:
GOTTA BE QUIET IN HERE GUYS DON'T WANNA BREAK SOMEONE'S FOCUS
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Good cookies New team, but I will ONLY ACCEPT POSTS WITH RELEVANT IMAGES ATTACHED bcuz lels
Anonymous
make a gimmick set for roserade. it doesn't have to be a good gimmick
Anonymous
mrdittomansir
Roserade named Caesar
>>13796929 Anonymous
>>13796929 something with gravity
Anonymous
>>13796929 An actual slowbro set.
IT A BAIT !JcVUD9jRE6
Choose your poke champ (1 option eliminated) MUH PP (Dusclops) @ Eviolite Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Spite - Rest - Sleep Talk - Seismic Toss BATON DOGE (Vaporeon) @ Leftovers Trait: Water Absorb EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk Calm Nature - Scald - Aqua Ring - Acid Armor - Baton Pass NIGGA STOLE MY ITEM (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def Adamant Nature - Thief - Fling - Earthquake - Protect NOICE WEATHER m8 (Altaria) @ Leftovers Trait: Cloud Nine EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Roost - Toxic - Sunny Day - Rain Dance NICE STATUS m8 (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Imposter - Transform 20% MORE FAGGOT (Keldeo) @ Leftovers Trait: Justified EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef Timid Nature - Secret Sword - Hydro Pump - Hidden Power [Fire] - Calm Mind
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13796929 water type of your choice
Anonymous
>>13796929 exploud with overheat, giga impact, circle throw and zen headbutt
Anonymous
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
mrdittomansir
>>13796929 Roserade named Caesar
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796954 cookies in charge of not being a faggot
Anonymous
>>13796954 Reading is gay.
Have a pikachu instead.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796954 I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE IMAGE
i put it here
>>13796952 ;_;
Anonymous
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>>13796954 /vp/ in charge of preparing their posts before clicking submit
Anonymous
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>>13796954 >Champ in charge of not being a cum guzzling fag lord Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13796929 trick metagross with this
Anonymous
Quoted By:
SNATCH ME FIRST MEW
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
If we let champ make rules about what his team is, next thing you know he's going to say "no shitmons" or "only suggest OU". We need to nip this in the butt before it spirals out of control.
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13797004 M-muh slippery slope.
Anonymous
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>>13797004 champ is slave. thread is god
Anonymous
>>13797004 this was not even a rule on the team, just a random thing
Anonymous
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>>13797004 You're being a Madagascar, m8
Anonymous
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>>13797023 but muh imposed anarchy
Anonymous
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>>13797004 >no shitmons But that would be a good thing, as long as shitmon means Healbro/Sludgeninja/specs weedle and not "Waah they're in NU/NFE"
Anonymous
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>>13797004 >butt It's 'bud' but I kinda like 'butt' insteead.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Quoted By:
>>13797004 For an actual answer, the champion filtered in a non-pokemon biased discretionary way; every valid pokemon was still valid, just that you had to do something else that was roughly as easy/difficult for every pokemon.
Anonymous
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>>13797004 yeah no, people would actually get mad if that happened. this is just interesting
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Warning: Team es dumb
I really screwed the hooch on this one...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50605526 Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13797140 Nice work faggot, you could have had a real team if you didn't add your bullshit jabroni rule
Anonymous
>>13797140 what on earth is that roserade set meant to be?
Anonymous
zoroark is the king of ruse without him we are nothing
Anonymous
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>>13797239 NO ITS RUSE MAG YOU FAG
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
>Champ in charge of knowing how Focus Sash works Just commit sudoku already
Anonymous
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>>13797385 But if he tried he would be left at 1HP and in a lot of pain...
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
IT A BAIT !JcVUD9jRE6
>>13797140 >being sweeped by a brony Just commit sudoku already
Anonymous
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champ is chump new champ
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
I champ, let's do some Ubers.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13797476 Sure thing bruh
Right after this NEW UBERS TEAM
IT A BAIT !JcVUD9jRE6
Choose your poke champ (1 option eliminated) MUH PP (Dusclops) @ Eviolite Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Spite - Rest - Sleep Talk - Seismic Toss BATON DOGE (Vaporeon) @ Leftovers Trait: Water Absorb EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 SAtk Calm Nature - Scald - Aqua Ring - Acid Armor - Baton Pass NIGGA STOLE MY ITEM (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb Trait: Poison Heal EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def Adamant Nature - Thief - Fling - Earthquake - Protect NOICE WEATHER m8 (Altaria) @ Leftovers Trait: Cloud Nine EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Def Calm Nature - Roost - Toxic - Sunny Day - Rain Dance NICE STATUS m8 (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Imposter - Transform 20% MORE FAGGOT (Keldeo) @ Leftovers Trait: Justified EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef Timid Nature - Secret Sword - Hydro Pump - Hidden Power [Fire] - Calm Mind
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolling for roulette
>>13795843 Anonymous
Anonymous
mrdittomansir
>>13797601 electrode that only knows explosion named pressure cooker
lighprayer
Quoted By:
>>13797600 Arceus-steel (flying)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
new chump when
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13797601 Espeon with Syncrhonize
Anonymous
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13797600 And I thought I was better than that.
Anonymous
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>NOT ZOROAK >NO RUSE
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13797645 you are really lacked cookies today sir
Villy
Quoted By:
Good to see showderp isn't dead.
Anonymous
>>13797653 the fuck are you doing champ
this isn't a buffet. you don't just ignore the shit you don't like
new champ, this one obviously has downs
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13797611 Is this a specific set?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13797684 the other two can be any move
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13797681 Skipped the ones that replied to fake champ
Obviously.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13797653 you cant just ignore shit you dont like
fuck off
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13797693 doesn't matter who they replied to, it's first six suggestions after you call for a team.
seriously, how do you not know this? either it's your first day observing showderp or you're clinically retarded.
Anonymous
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b-b-but zoroark is finally back in team
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13797681 People bitched when he did things correctly a little while back, see
>>13796157 and discussion around there. Be nice.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13797725 thanks you based god ManyCookies
Team almost finished
Someone post sky doge specifics pls
Anonymous
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>>13797715 it doesnt matter who they replied to, faggot, first six suggestions no matter what
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13797733 seed flare sky forme
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13797725 To clarify, there was an "What would showderp all-stars be", and there were two responses to that question after he called new team. He (correctly) included those responses in his team, but people bitched about that and he relented. Now, he had two submissions that were not directed at him, and so he did what people wanted him to do last time. Now he was right the first time, so all your complaints now are correct, but don't bitch at the champion for it.
Anonymous
>>13797752 last time they werent intending for them to be in the team, this time they were.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
>>13797725 So him doing the correct thing a few hours ago excuses doing the incorrect thing now?
Anonymous
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>>13797798 yeah pretty much
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Quoted By:
>>13797769 Moot point, they were valid pokemon named after the team call, hence the champion includes them regardless of extenuating context.
He SHOULD also be doing that here and use
>>13797654 , but in this particular case I don't blame him for thinking the opposite was correct.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13797798 It excuses him for the initial mistake; he wasn't trying to get a better team or whatever, he was trying to follow the rules.
Anonymous
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I knew it was you fags I was going against awhile ago
Anonymous
how 2 report people on Showdown pls?
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Quoted By:
>>13798005 " /me has reported NAME for the following reason(s): Reasons "
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13798005 /me has reported User for the following reason(s): insert reasons
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
Quoted By:
>>13798005 Don't forget to report users for bad behavior. You can do this by mousing over their name and pressing Ctrl + W; they will be muted until a mod or admin reviews the chat log.
Anonymous
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>>13798005 CTRL + W OPENS WINDOW.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13798040 Sky Doge saves the day, as usual.
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13798226 He should be holding Whisicott in that picture.
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
HoLy ShIt I'm So DoNe Chew namp
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
Anonymous
roseyraid !!W5q/1vJKOHU
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13798487 female conkeldurr
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Anonymous
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
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>>13798487 Your favorite pure Bug type.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
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>>13798493 No Kidding is Life Orb Sheer Force Nidoking with Earth Power, Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, and Ice Beam
Anonymous
Someone should make a pastebin of all the popular shoderp sets so teambuilding could be sped up
Anonymous
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>>13798527 I also made it as a completely new picture.
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
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>>13798563 No. We aren't pasebinfags.
Anonymous
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>>13798582 Can you play Ubers again next time with that team? Ubers always seems more interesting.
Anonymous
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
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>>13798730 DEM I HATE SUICUNES
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
If you fuckers don't stop following me
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13798913 SHIT HE 1 GUYS
WE SUK
Anonymous
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>>13799042 WE MUST BOW TO HIM
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13799028 Nice OU: The Team you got there.
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
mrdittomansir
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13799028 >using Morning Sun outside of a sun team how dumb are you from a scale of 10 to 10
Anonymous
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>>13799028 >flamethrower on volcarona Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13799059 Holy shit that was quick
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
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>>13799028 >morning sun >flamethrower Literally why
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
mrdittomansir
Anonymous
the pokemon that looks most like ur mum
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Quoted By:
>>13799099 TOTAL RANDOM:
go to
random.org for this
1-649
that is Pokemon
Reroll if out of tier, choose if multiple formes
Option to reroll if not fully evolved
Item:
Eviolite if NFE
Otherwise 1-12:
1. Choice Band
2. Choice Scarf
3. Choice Specs
4. Leftovers
5. Quick Claw
6. Focus Sash
7. Any Gem
8. Expert Belt
9. Any Berry
10. Life Orb
11. Bright Powder
12. Rocky Helmet
Ability:
Random roll between all legitimate abilities that have effects (eg ignore honey gather, illuminate, etc.)
Moves:
Count out the number of all moves in Viable and Useful (Counting Hidden Power as 1 move)
Randomly generate 8 of these (ignore duplicates)
Pick up to four of these
EVs, IVs, and Nature:
Your choice!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13799099 Which ever pokeyman you'd fug
>>13799028 Just change your name why doncha
Or git gud faget
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
>>13799108 the fuck is an e-vire?
mrdittomansir
Quoted By:
>>13799208 why the fuck are you here if you dont know?
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
Anonymous
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>>13799462 i wish i had this image but with politoed edit
Anonymous
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
johnjoesmogon !alJ5K0f4/c
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
>>13799798 sup niggas qB^/
technoticacid !!Uog2fxo87cy
mami circular
Anonymous
>>13799800 Cresselia with Flame orb, Sleep talk, Psycho shift, Rest and Ice beam
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13799800 Special Speed Boost Sharpedo named "sanic doge"
Anonymous
>>13799800 Any bird pokemon
Anonymous
Anonymous
WatchAnon !SHjzCSZsqE
Quoted By:
choice scarf darmanitan
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13799800 any pink poke that isn't a legendary
Anonymous
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Anonymous
Mr. Peebles !1XJBwdi6AU
Quoted By:
>>13799839 This team has potential
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
Anonymous
>>13799816 If you don't know, THUNDERDOGE is shiny Manectric @ White Herb
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
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>>13799877 oh i was going to do guts luxray
Anonymous
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>(+277 for winning)
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13800421 TOTAL RANDOM:
go to
random.org for this
1-649
that is Pokemon
Reroll if out of tier, choose if multiple formes
Option to reroll if not fully evolved
Item:
Eviolite if NFE
Otherwise 1-12:
1. Choice Band
2. Choice Scarf
3. Choice Specs
4. Leftovers
5. Quick Claw
6. Focus Sash
7. Any Gem
8. Expert Belt
9. Any Berry
10. Life Orb
11. Bright Powder
12. Rocky Helmet
Ability:
Random roll between all legitimate abilities that have effects (eg ignore honey gather, illuminate, etc.)
Moves:
Count out the number of all moves in Viable and Useful (Counting Hidden Power as 1 move)
Randomly generate 8 of these (ignore duplicates)
Pick up to four of these
EVs, IVs, and Nature:
Your choice!
Anonymous
>>13800421 Toxic Orb Guts Swellow named so brave ;_;7
Anonymous
Anonymous
atcpenguin !OdWP00iOaY
Anonymous
Anonymous
mami circular
Quoted By:
>>13800421 Banded Dugtrio named dugscheckem
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>13800421 Batton pass this an Aqua Ring in sun and it can protect/sub stall indefinitely.
Exeggutor (M) @ Leppa Berry
Trait: Harvest
EVs: 212 HP / 44 Def / 252 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Ingrain
- Protect
- Substitute
- Giga Drain
atcpenguin !OdWP00iOaY
Anonymous
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13800426 >Option to reroll if not fully evolved Give the choice of "evolving" the pokemon you roll to the highest evolution.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Quoted By:
>>13800488 I thought about that, but then it biases toward pokemon with more unevolved forms
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
>>13800471 >>13800485 >>13800498 Mawile at Rocky Helmet.
oh sweet jesus yes EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
>>13800513 ability is intimidate
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13800539 There are 52 moves, and you can generate numbers in batches to do all 8 moves at once
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
>>13800553 someone figure out what moves these are while i build the rest of the team pls
Anonymous
>>13800582 Attract
Guard Swap
Ice Fang
Incinerate
Rain Dance
Rest
Shadow Ball
Sludge Bomb
Pick any 4.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13800582 Fire Fang
Ice Punch
Mega Kick
Pain Split
Sleep Talk
Sludge Bomb
Super Fang
Thunder Fang
(I'm thinking that in the future, if I want to do this random thing, I'll generate it myself, and then show the options to the champ)
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13800637 It's taken from Viable and Usable moves only
Anonymous
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>>13800665 and where are you getting them from?
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13800653 Or let them pick moves to simplify things.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13799059 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1HvNNyI_Ow >Marilland, the founder of Smogon I'M SO HAPPY HE SAW THAT.
Anonymous
Not only is Smegmalord the worst champ of the day, he also gives the most annoying request and is just generally a poor quality human being.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13800721 Don't worry Smegmalord, I'll try to champ before the day is out.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
>>13800766 No "flashy" finishes this time please.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13800881 To be fair, my opponent fucked up by even giving me a chance to fuck up; Salamence would have died had he Rested immediately upon waking up.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Anonymous
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>>13801286 Damn, it looks like shit.
I failed you /showderp/
Zoruafag
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>>13801298 Hey, I personally think it looks great.
Saved.
Anonymous
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>>13801298 you did your best
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13801298 I think the battlefield itself just needs to be bigger
Anonymous
Fuck you Dominos. I know you're about to close in two minutes, but I'm ordering pizza anyways. SHOWDERP PIZZA PARTY, GOOOO
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
i retire in disgrace new champ
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
I chump, let's do some Ubers
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13801414 claiming for manycookies :3
Anonymous
>>13801420 Pickpocket Shiftry with Fling and Fakeout, (and another contact move if you like) holding any berry.
Remember that the berry's effects activate with fling.
Remember that some berries confuse certain natures.
Xyvre
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>>13801370 I'll take champ if he wants to resign after losing to snips.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Anonymous
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>>13801370 DID YOU GET THE CINNAMON STICKS
Also shreckle
Anonymous
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Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13801420 Giratina, details incoming
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13801427 Activate on the opponent or on me?
Anonymous
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ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
guys i havent chumped in like 4 days im dying of champ deprivation
Anonymous
>>13801493 Go fist your sister, Mr. Lister
Anonymous
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>>13801493 gobba go fast, man
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>13801504 i already did
shit was gross
Anonymous
>>13801493 you are the best champ.
Xyvre
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>>13801286 >2013 >demanding satisfaction Zoruafag
Anonymous
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>>13801484 you can choose ability
Anonymous
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>>13801541 worst champ is current one.
WatchAnon !MSdMzOAi.2
>>13801455 If you haven't decided which berry to fling, I recommend Mago or Wiki for the most likely confusion.
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
>>13801541 champing isn't the only thing im best at ;)
Anonymous
>>13801611 yeah, fucking your mum
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
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MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
Anonymous
Step aside, best doge coming through.
Anonymous
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woo pizza's here
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13802058 So seed.
NEW UBERS TEAM.
Anonymous
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these champ vs champ battles are always terrible
Anonymous
>>13802135 Minimize Pokemon with flash and bind for extra ruse.
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
Any NU sweeper, named BEEG DOMMAGE
Anonymous
>>13802135 sturdy metal sound red card bastiodon
Anonymous
>>13802135 Any pokemon from top 25 Ubers usage. However, you may not use any moves listed in Smogon's recommended sets for that pokemon or any of its form(e)s.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13802135 RANDOM:
Giratina
focus sash
Four of these eight moves:
Dragon Pulse
Shadow Ball
Destiny Bond
Draco Meteor
Frustration
Thunderbolt
Shadow Sneak
Hone Claws
Anonymous
>>13802135 Minimize Clafable
Anonymous
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>>13802135 Arceus-Flying named Arceus-Steel or Arceus-Steel named Arceus-Flying
Anonymous
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>>13802145 >tfw 7th suggestion >tfw no Genesect m-maybe next time bug bro ;_;
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
Anonymous
>>13802138 I think Drifblim's the only one
Anonymous
>>13802275 Chandelure should have those if you allow fire spin in place of bind
Anonymous
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>>13802297 And starmie with whirlpool
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13802275 >>13802297 Oh, I was using Starmie who had two of them.
>>13802143 Well it's a good thing I have that Sash, now I can live against... +4 Arceus Shadow claw when I normally couldn't.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-50666635 ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
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>>13802359 >Genesect made it in >It's even shiny #basedchamp
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13802655 NEW UBERS TEAM.
Anonymous
A pokemon with JUST outrage See if you opponents even notice.
Anonymous
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Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13802757 Kecleon
Color Change
Leftovers
Metronome
EVs in Special Defense and HP
y
Anonymous
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>>13802757 scarfed haxorus
Anonymous
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EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
>t-tar and shedinja no sandstream champ
Anonymous
>>13802802 Kyogre/Groudon are common enough that it might not matter, actually
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
Anonymous
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>>13802830 it would still be a bad idea to have sandstream
Anonymous
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>>13802802 unnerve ttar would be a better choice with sheddy on the team
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13802931 Wrong picture, but still kind of appropriate.
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
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Rosebud used Sludge Bomb! The foe's Tornadus-Therian lost 49% of its health! The foe's Tornadus-Therian's Air Balloon popped! The foe's Tornadus-Therian was hurt by its burn!
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13803237 Shedinja is sure a lot better against people that don't know what it does.
New chump!
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
>>13803303 Tentacruel with Acupressure, Aqua Ring, Rain Dance
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13803303 Anything you want, but with no viable moves.
Anonymous
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>13803303 the thing that reminds you the most of smegma
Anonymous
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ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13803315 By "Viable", I mean the moves in the Viable section on the Smogon Teambuilder.
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13803326 Yo how the fuck am I gonna put Charles Warren on a team
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13803334 You're the champ, I'm sure you can find a way!
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>13803326 Sweet! I get to be part of the team! ^_^
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>13803334 name one of your mons after me pls <3
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13803310 Is this a specific set?
>>13803309 Smeargle with Endeavor/Priority, yes?
Anonymous
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>>13803334 thats chad daddy to you
Anonymous
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>>13803372 You are correct with the smeargle set. You can do something like spore, trick room, dragon rage or w/e as well
Anonymous
>>13803372 Scraggy @ Eviolite
Ability: shed skin
-Bulk Up
-Rest
-Crunch
-Drain punch
I think
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13803372 FEARgle is level 1 Focus Sash with:
-Trick Room
-Spore
-Endeavor
-Night Shade
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13803407 >Night Shade Dragon's Rage, I mean.
Anonymous
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>>13803406 EV's are 252 HP/ 252 Sdef/ 4 Atk
Anonymous
>>13803420 won't night shade be better?
Anonymous
EdgeClaw34 !EyoS5AWf4c
>>13803427 >1 damage every time ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
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>>13803427 No, FEARgle is level 1, which would make Night Shade do 1 damage. Dragon's Rage is for killing pokes with leftovers.
Anonymous
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>>13803443 >>13803445 welp, thought it did damage based on opponent's level, not user's level
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
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>>13803923 lil squid instills toxic fear into his foes forcing them to flee.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13803923 Also, Squids OP
YOU'D BETTER WRITE SOME FUCKING TENTACOOL VOLCARONA SLASH REAL FUCKING QUICK MY COCK IS ALREADY HARD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-50679832 charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>13803923 tenta x volca fic incoming. Get your dicks ready boys.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13803977 hnnnnngh
>>13803975 lil squid's got me itching for some Little Cup action.
New LC Team
Anonymous
>>13804071 Special trapinch
Anonymous
>>13804071 something with rock wrecker
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
>>13804071 smoochum names charles jr.
Anonymous
SLS10 !!M+VOCCm7uhz
>>13804071 Mini-Snips with X-Scissor instead of Crunch
Anonymous
>>13803977 >I'm gonna rock yer world, baby >A-ah!! It's 4x effective! Anonymous
>>13804071 You fav named New Thread when
Anonymous
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>>13804071 Something with Attract and Bounce
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>13804087 or lil charles, your choice
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13804089 Good thinking, usually when we do Snips jr. people forget he's a bug.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13804114 we little cup now?
Anonymous
>>13804133 champ said LC team. Pls read thread before posting.
Anonymous
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>>13804133 It's like every time I try to tell you the simplest of things, you take two penises, and put them in each of your ears
You're just like your grandfather
Anonymous
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>>13804165 Didnt really read the post, my bad.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
>>13804332 Gosh, I hope we get more opponents like that guy, that was glorious.
charleswarren !vL9HMBAeZs
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>>13804332 tfw my little girl has been benched the whole time
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
>>13804090 where the fuck is uncle willy and that volca x tentacool fic? MY BONER NEEDS IT
Anonymous
>>13804554 Actual smutwriter here. Let me finish my malibu and I'll get something worked out, if you guys want. Any specific fetish requests? I could try my best. Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13804554 for real. I even drew this picture to use as the cover, and it's just not cumming. >:|
Anyway, new champ
Anonymous
>>13804570 just volcarona x tentacool, be creative and GRAPHIC AS ALL FUCK
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13804571 whoops, forgot pic
Anonymous
>>13804578 Trump Card anything.
5pp only so it doesn't suck as much.
Anonymous
>>13804577 Gotcha; what were the pokemon names again?
Anonymous
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>>13804578 kekleon with magic coat
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13804570 young lil tentacool and milf volcarona, obviously. Abusive relationship. Poison. These manner of things
Anonymous
>>13804578 Something with Attract, Toxic, Protect, and Bounce.
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13804583 lil Squid - Tentacool (male)
Volcarona, no name (female)
Anonymous
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>>13804583 tentacool was lil squid and the volcarona wasn't nicknamed
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
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>>13804592 suggesting Jigglypuff named Breast Implant
Anonymous
>>13804596 Gotcha. Give me 15-20 minutes max. Hopefully I can write something worthy of you fine folks.
Anonymous
>>13804579 smegma, that's beautiful.
>>13804583 smutwriter anon, pls include "she wants the T[oxic]" somewhere in the fic
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
Anonymous
Smegmalord !9geYL0TyN6
>>13804616 I thought T was short for Tentacle
Yeah, tenta rape is a thing btw
Anonymous
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>>13804608 SHE WANTS THE T
Anonymous
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>>13804622 oops, my bad, I thought the T was for toxic because of the context of the battle.
Anonymous
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>>13804638 any this since venomoth was deleted
>>13804592 Anonymous
‘I should have taken a different route home,’ Volcarona thought to herself; this wasn’t the best part of town under normal circumstances, but at this time of night it could be positively ghastly. Stones and spikes littered the ground, forcing the nervous bug to watch her step. She had wanted to simply wait for a bus at her normal stop, but a group of unevolved hoodlums had been meowthcalling her every day this week. “It doesn’t matter,” Volcarona whispered to herself as she turned down an alleyway, eager to get home fast. “I’m almost out of this crummy neighborhood., and soon this whole mess will be behind me.” “Aye girl, you gonna have a mess behind you,” a sly voice behind her intoned. “But it won’t be the kind you thinkin’ of.”
Anonymous
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>>13804667 Bleh, fucked up spacing; I'll fix that as I write more, sorry.
Zoruafag
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>>13804667 I think it looks great so far.
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Anonymous
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>>13804667 nice so far, moar pl0x
Anonymous
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>>13804691 16 turns
thats o-oka champ, that was just a warm up!
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Anonymous
http://pastebin.com/0NzAZnvX Sorry about the delay, everyone; I really hope I did an acceptable job.
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Smegmalord !kHVv2gzang
>>13804896 Fucking.
Glorious.
Came buckets
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13804919 gyarados with moxie, dragon dance, and 3 attacking moves
Anonymous
>>13804919 Nidoqueen
-Body Slam
-Attract
-Flatter/Swagger
Anything but sheer force.
Anonymous
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Smegmalord !kHVv2gzang
>>13804919 the jizziest pokemon possible
Anonymous
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>>13804935 castform, vanil...,
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>>13804896 god damn, my liquid ooze is everywhere. Damn fine work, ol' chap.
Anonymous
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>>13804935 muk would be my guess.
Anonymous
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Anonymous
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>>13804981 >>13804970 >>13804920 J-jeez, its not like I wanted you guys to make a big sticky mess or anything...
Glad you liked it, happy to give back to my favorite threads and people on /vp/ Anonymous
>>13804896 >“Get ready, girl, get ready…” Lil Squid groaned out behind her. “I’m gonna rock yo’ world!” > “N-no!!! I…It’ll be 4x effective!!” She whimpered back at him Glorious
Anonymous
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what is the obsession with red?
Anonymous
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>>13805029 I came again re-reading that line. My keyboard....i'm surprised it still works.
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Jammin' Barkley
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waiting for my chance to jam for you guys as champ
TheJollyFlyingMan !fd25rUKdqQ
Anonymous