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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 14:55:30 No.13807846 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13807867 >>13807881 >>13808057 >>13808496

I have an honest question for you people. I've been wondering this for a while now.

Would you rather spend an evening with your favorite pokegirl or your favorite pokemon?

Who/what would you pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 14:56:34 No.13807867 Report

Quoted By: >>13807878

>>13807846
I choose....

NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 14:57:28 No.13807878 Report

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>>13807867
This really. Just because I can spend an evening doesn't mean they would even like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 14:57:42 No.13807881 Report

Quoted By: >>13807891 >>13807988 >>13807989 >>13808858

>>13807846
Pokemon obviously.
I would test its abilities, run with it, basically dick around with it. Nothing autistic like most of you seem to think
>MUH SEX WITH GARDEVOIR ;_;
Pokegirl... well there are REAL girls here why would I want some 10-17 year old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 14:58:18 No.13807891 Report

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>>13807881
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:01:50 No.13807938 Report

Quoted By: >>13808159

Tell me what i can do with the girl, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:02:58 No.13807964 Report

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Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:04:37 No.13807988 Report

Quoted By: >>13808028

>>13807881
I would dick around with a Braixen if you get my meaning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:04:35 No.13807989 Report

Quoted By: >>13808028

>>13807881
>dick around
>MUH SEX WITH etc.

If you're not talking about sex don't fucking talk about dicks you retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:05:42 No.13807998 Report

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Easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:06:39 No.13808013 Report

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Braixen

I spend enough time with dumbasses...I mean, uh, women, IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:07:04 No.13808017 Report

Quoted By: >>13808048 >>13808076

>spend an evening hanging out with my childhood hero charizard or wasting my money on some spoiled boring bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:07:23 No.13808028 Report

Quoted By: >>13808049 >>13808072

>>13807988
>>13807989
>dick around
it's like you fucktards have little to no reading comprehension.
dick around means to do silly things and waste time hanging out or whatever.

it seems i made the gardevoirfags angry with my post.
stay autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:08:19 No.13808045 Report

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Women are horrible.

Always pick the Pokemon, whether your intents are sexual or not it's always the better choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:08:36 No.13808048 Report

Quoted By: >>13808076

>>13808017
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:08:46 No.13808049 Report

Quoted By: >>13808086

>>13808028
>implying I misread your post
>implying you don't just have the vocabulary of a prepubescent teen that can only say the word dicks

Stay uneducated, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:09:27 No.13808057 Report

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>>13807846
are you implying sex?
cus i would love to hang out with my favorite pokemon
see its crazy psychic shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:10:14 No.13808072 Report

Quoted By: >>13808124 >>13808163

>>13808028
>imply we didn't know what you meant
>imply anyone in this thread though you meant actually dicking your pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:10:24 No.13808076 Report

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>>13808017
>>13808048
OP didn't specified if your favorite Pokégirl didn't also had your favorite Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:11:22 No.13808086 Report

Quoted By: >>13808098

>>13808049
am i mature yet? xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:12:10 No.13808098 Report

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>>13808086
>XD
>/reddit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:13:52 No.13808124 Report

Quoted By: >>13808137

>>13808072
>imply being used in this tense
Do you even grammar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:15:27 No.13808137 Report

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>>13808124
>imply I give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:17:13 No.13808159 Report

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>>13807938
Anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:17:31 No.13808163 Report

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>>13808072
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:17:51 No.13808168 Report

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>2013
>not choosing pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:24:58 No.13808263 Report

Quoted By: >>13808284

Pokemon, obviously.
>Loyal
>Probably loves spending time with you
>Probably soft and and fluffy
Braixen is quickly becoming one of my favorite Pokemon. I would love to spend time with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:26:16 No.13808284 Report

Quoted By: >>13808315

>>13808263
Braixen is in my top ten now. I know how you feel.

A fucking stick used as a magic wand in it's tail for safekeeping.

God that's awesome.

>tfw I almost don't want to evolve it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:28:31 No.13808315 Report

Quoted By: >>13808339

>>13808284
I'm really hoping the next evolution won't ruin that cute factor. It's going to be hard to top Braixen, but I'm excited to see what will come of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:30:57 No.13808339 Report

Quoted By: >>13808361 >>13808379 >>13808398

>>13808315
I'm not really a furry, but I wouldn't mind if they upped the 'sexy witch' factor. I think it would work well for the design

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:32:19 No.13808361 Report

Quoted By: >>13808379 >>13808398 >>13808484

>>13808339
I'm not a furry either, but Braixen gives me erections. I don't know what my penis will do if she gets even sexier after evolving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:33:27 No.13808379 Report

Quoted By: >>13808398

>>13808361
>>13808339
I know that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:34:42 No.13808398 Report

Quoted By: >>13808424 >>13808455

>>13808379
>>13808361
>>13808339
Jokes on the fags calling us furries; Normal human beans are SUPPOSED to be attracted to wide hips

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:36:38 No.13808418 Report

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Pokemon, because I don't like girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:37:05 No.13808424 Report

Quoted By: >>13808447

>>13808398
People care about "furries" way too much. When you've been on the internet long enough, your penis just kinda stop listening and does whatever it wants. I don't have a fursona, or a fur suit, I don't go to furry websites or anything like that. Most of the stuff I fap to is human related, but that doesn't stop my dick from wanting inside Braixen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:38:40 No.13808447 Report

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>>13808424
same thing here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:39:16 No.13808455 Report

Quoted By: >>13808475

>>13808398
Yes, but they're not supposed to be attracted to foxes you sick faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:40:37 No.13808472 Report

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>Spend an evening with
So, just an evening, and then never see them again? I guess the girl, then. If I got to keep them, then definitely the Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:40:54 No.13808475 Report

Quoted By: >>13808503

>>13808455
>wanting to fuck animals

and you're calling ME the faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:41:25 No.13808484 Report

Quoted By: >>13808516

>>13808361
I'm on a same boat.
I fapped to Braixen a couple of days ago. It was the first time I ever fapped to a pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:42:22 No.13808496 Report

Quoted By: >>13808528

>>13807846
No girl could possibly be better than spending an evening broing it up with my nigga Quagsire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:43:10 No.13808503 Report

Quoted By: >>13808534

>>13808475
It's definitely not in normal human nature to find an animal sexually attractive.
you weird pig fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:43:50 No.13808516 Report

Quoted By: >>13808553

>>13808484
What's your favorite thing about Braixen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:44:28 No.13808528 Report

Quoted By: >>13808575

>>13808496
But then imagine the hole in your heart when you realize that your brolationship with Quagsire would only last an evening, and an evening only. That's why I went with the girl. That way, it doesn't really have to mean anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:45:05 No.13808534 Report

Quoted By: >>13808571

>>13808503
To be fair, it's not an actual animal. It was designed by humans, with human sensibilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:46:16 No.13808553 Report

Quoted By: >>13808565

>>13808516
The entire lower half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:47:23 No.13808565 Report

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>>13808553
Same here. God, she must have such a cute little butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:47:36 No.13808571 Report

Quoted By: >>13808606 >>13808614 >>13808663

>>13808534
with the exception that it was
designed to look like a goddamn fox
You guys are looking for excuses to masturbate to glorified animals.
I understand all the Gardevoir shit, but Braixen?
Come on, fags, step it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:47:51 No.13808575 Report

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>>13808528
Sure it would be sad to let it go, but friendship is forever, much like my memories of that evening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:49:35 No.13808597 Report

Quoted By: >>13808613 >>13808803

In my headcanon, I imagine my waifu completely aware of her situation. She (and everyone in the game) knows of my existence, and sees my big ass face in the sky.

She totally loves me too, and wants to meet and spend an evening with me, as much as I want to with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:50:11 No.13808606 Report

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>>13808571
>designed to look like a goddamn fox

A goddamn antropomorphic fox with wide hips and black stockings.

I really don't understand the Gardevoir shit, by the way. I can't see what's attractive about it. But to each his own.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:50:20 No.13808608 Report

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As much as I'd like to fly around with Rayquaza, an evening with May easily gets my vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:50:44 No.13808613 Report

Quoted By: >>13808739

>>13808597
>She (and everyone in the game) knows of my existence, and sees my big ass face in the sky

Anon that's fucking terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:50:48 No.13808614 Report

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>>13808571
Most pokemon are intelligent enough that it can likely give consent. Why do you seem so hung up on it's outward appearance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:54:49 No.13808663 Report

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>>13808571
Don't tell me you wouldn't consider tapping that if it said yes.

I personally wouldn't but what do I know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:56:35 No.13808685 Report

Quoted By: >>13808736

I'd shamelessly fuck a Braixen, it's Psychic type so it can probably telekinetically consent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:57:17 No.13808692 Report

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Girl. There's no point of a Pokemon if it can't be a lifelong companion. I can just pump and dump Flannery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 15:57:57 No.13808698 Report

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If the evening ends in sex, pokemon. Otherwise pokegirl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:00:16 No.13808736 Report

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>>13808685
But Shauna, on the other hand... I know I'm not limited to the Pokemon and Pokegirl in OP's picture but damn just those two are a tough choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:00:22 No.13808739 Report

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>>13808613
N-No!

they all love me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:01:55 No.13808759 Report

Quoted By: >>13808785 >>13808818 >>13809177

>most pokemon are sapient

where's your canon source for that one?
it sounds like furfag propganada to me ("it can totally consent I swear officer")

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:03:19 No.13808785 Report

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>>13808759
They can consent as much as a 10 year old can

("she can totally consent, I swear officer")

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:04:13 No.13808803 Report

Quoted By: >>13808826

>>13808597

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:04:45 No.13808818 Report

Quoted By: >>13808922

>>13808759
Why does that even matter anyway?

You're just fapping to them.

If you want to have fantasies about fucking them you can just pretend they're sapient, it's just a fantasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:05:10 No.13808826 Report

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>>13808803
Thats exactly how I imagined it

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:07:05 No.13808858 Report

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>>13807881
>Pokegirl... well there are REAL girls here why would I want some 10-17 year old?
Because Pokegirls are way better than the real thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:10:00 No.13808922 Report

Quoted By: >>13808948

>>13808818
because furfags apparently still care a lot how people perceive them

just look at all the attempts to justify their fetish

"I don't care, it's not real" is too simple an answer for the insecure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:10:47 No.13808931 Report

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The pokemon obviously, as it wouldn't cheat on you

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:12:14 No.13808948 Report

Quoted By: >>13808972 >>13808979

>>13808922
Yeah I guess you're right.

I'm honestly beyond the point of caring now.

I just follow my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:14:07 No.13808972 Report

Quoted By: >>13809048 >>13809090

>>13808948

I don't know man. I'm an oldfag. I've been here all summer. I'm still only on "girls." I don't know how accurate that chart is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:14:33 No.13808979 Report

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>>13808948
>I just follow my dick
This is the best way of life. Don't give a fuck about anything, just get off to what gets you going.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:14:34 No.13808980 Report

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Favourite Pokemon, obviously.

I'd bro it up with a Wobbuffet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:20:45 No.13809048 Report

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>>13808972
Give it time. Everyone succumbs sooner or later.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:22:57 No.13809090 Report

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>>13808972
I'm here since 2006, started on "hot girls" but now I'm on "humanoid" however I totally skipped the part where do you like dudes.

Monstergirls turn me on but not traps.

Answering OP, correct answer is always BOTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:29:20 No.13809177 Report

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>>13808759
There's nothing to say otherwise either so you're running on the same logic they are bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:49:30 No.13809490 Report

Quoted By: >>13809535

Well, my favorite Pokémon is Missingno., and spending an evening with it would let me become stinking rich, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:51:38 No.13809535 Report

Quoted By: >>13809610

>>13809490
Not if your 7th item sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:52:22 No.13809543 Report

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Pokemon because it's something different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2013 16:56:49 No.13809610 Report

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>>13809535
What, you're assuming we have to go into this rendezvous with no preparation? That'd spoil the plans of most of the folks ITT planning to wine'n'dine their favorites, unless they go around impeccably groomed and dressed all the time.

Obviously I'd be carrying a backpack that's empty except for six different valuable objects. It's only sensible.

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