>>13822709>P-please teach me, Master!!It's easy. Give a pregnant mother a stone to eat. Have that stone "MEGA" written on it.
The swallowed stone should hit the fetus on its head, making it evolve into a retard.
Now just wait til it gets out of the womb and we have a Megatoddlercon.
For those who can't wait... well, there's always a knife. Otherwise, just go to a Toddler-Con and add "Mega" on the title.
