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Playing pokemen in toilet

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:31:21 No.13840784 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13840868 >>13841105 >>13841345

> take a shat, bring gameboy along
> occupy until mum knocks

Am i the only lad who did it?
I once sat there for 4 hours grinding my pupitar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:32:14 No.13840789 Report

Quoted By: >>13840843 >>13840847

>implying many of us don't still do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:39:26 No.13840843 Report

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>>13840789
>implying I am not toilet right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:39:43 No.13840847 Report

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>>13840789
In recent years I've managed to keep it under 30 minutes extra time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:40:32 No.13840855 Report

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Sometime i sat there without flushing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:41:24 No.13840867 Report

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I never left the toilet. I have a hose running to the sink. With a tap installed. And I've been cultivating mushrooms behind the toilet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:42:07 No.13840868 Report

Quoted By: >>13840877 >>13840963

>>13840784
why do mothers constantly feel the need to check on their pooping sons?

I thought mine was just crazy, i can't shit for 20 minutes without her on the other end of the door asking questions, what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:43:38 No.13840877 Report

Quoted By: >>13840917

>>13840868

She thinks you're in their wringing your willy out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:49:45 No.13840913 Report

Quoted By: >>13840956

>Taking long time to peepee
Did you wait to long to go poopy, allowing your poop to 'mash', and when you do go poop it gets stuck so you squeez REAL HARD until it comes out?

When you finally got up from the hurting in your butt you look down and there's blood in your poop and it hurts to wipe?

Is that what happened to you, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:50:45 No.13840917 Report

Quoted By: >>13840922 >>13840986

>>13840877
even if she thought that, why the need to ask awkward questions in awkward time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:51:57 No.13840922 Report

Quoted By: >>13840926 >>13840986

>>13840917
Are you okay in there, Sweetie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:52:53 No.13840926 Report

Quoted By: >>13840965 >>13840986

>>13840922
LEAVE ME ALONE MOM! I'M GOING POOP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:56:06 No.13840956 Report

Quoted By: >>13840981

>>13840913
No, it was liquid. Notlike water but soup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:57:45 No.13840963 Report

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>>13840868
When you're in there for 30 minutes to an hour, I think she can get worried

I used to attempt to play my game boy when I was peeing sometimes, but it usually resulted in piss all over the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:58:37 No.13840965 Report

Quoted By: >>13840986

>>13840926
Okay, Sweetie. If you need anything I'll be right here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 09:00:42 No.13840981 Report

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>>13840956
I had liquid the other day. Luckily I had a few awful farts before hand, kind of like the siren before an air raid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 09:01:12 No.13840986 Report

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>>13840917
>>13840922
>>13840926
>>13840965
All of this

for pete's sake mom, talk to me at any time except when there are things in my butt that im trying to excavate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 09:24:03 No.13841105 Report

Quoted By: >>13841340

>>13840784
>grinding my pupitar

No wonder your mom was concerned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:07:04 No.13841340 Report

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>>13841105
Well i didnt "grind" my own before i became 16

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:08:04 No.13841345 Report

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>>13840784
>grinding my pupitar
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