>>13867814High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda, where's the soda
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda!
Ash is sitting on a couch in his sweatpants and t-shirt again barefoot with other teens. They all drinks shots at the same time, but Ash spits his out because he didn't like.
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud
You're really drunk and you're looking sad
It's like a date rape ad
Ash in the white suit sings as the Ash in the T-shirt and sweatpants is leaning against a pillar and spots a depressed May holding a red cup in her hand. Her hair looks fuzzy and messed up. They both get up and join the rest of the party dancing in a club-like setting, still inside the house.
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I'm starting to grow down below, Shit! … Why did I wear sweat pants?
The piano Ash sings as the other Ash looks down at his crotch and silently says "Shit," as he looks around nervously and continues to dance with the intoxicated May.
Girl, you're bodies like what
conjunction junction, that's a fine ass but
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping sucking 'til you get to the nut
Then it shows Ash singing in a circle of a bunch of random teenagers like it's a music video.
And I said
Let's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we're taking a walk (wok)
…Nothing?
He said that as he looked around and saw no one left around him, and no one got the joke.
You're going to love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna to go to court for doing it
The Ash behind the piano looked around nervously at the mention of the last line.
