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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 02:38:58 No.13869419 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13869792 >>13870833 >>13871042 >>13871109 >>13871138 >>13871322 >>13871350 >>13871699 >>13871851 >>13871923 >>13872613 >>13872921

ITT:
>your favourite pokémon
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret

Come on /vp/, let's hear those stories about how you and your little brother cosplayed as Ash and did inappropriate things to each other leading to you being gay 12 years down the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 02:41:46 No.13869461 Report

Quoted By: >>13869497 >>13871503

I train in the missionary position for the sole purpose of leveling up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 02:44:06 No.13869497 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869461
Sounds dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 02:47:09 No.13869546 Report

Quoted By: >>13869568 >>13871004 >>13871031

Sandslash
I would pretend that my favorite pokemon were chilling on the train with me or running along side it as I was going to or coming home from University.

I legitimately thought Narwhals were a mythical creature up until about Senior year of High School.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 02:49:08 No.13869568 Report

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>>13869546
I didn't even know what a narwhal was until Samurott

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:00:20 No.13869732 Report

Quoted By: >>13869954 >>13870122 >>13870153 >>13871416 >>13871642 >>13871708 >>13871727 >>13871736 >>13871740

Whimsicott

I love reading raunchy poke fanfics.

I've cheated on every boyfriend I've ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:03:58 No.13869787 Report

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>Favorite pokemon:
Dunsparce
>Most embarrassing pokemon related secret:
I legit thought that I'd missed the chance to get to Deoxys and/or Jirachi in Ruby since when I heard about the white rock myth my rocket launches were at 116.
>Most embarrassing non pokemon secret:
I'm 19 and I still pick my nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:04:09 No.13869792 Report

Quoted By: >>13869952 >>13870854

>>13869419
Vileplume
I remember rubbing my dick on a Pikachu plushie when I was younger.
I had the hots for my older sister when I was younger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:05:55 No.13869827 Report

Quoted By: >>13869862 >>13869906

Maractus

I found my first shiny in Diamond and turned the game off because I thought it was glitched.

I once masturbated to my high school English teacher in class. Didn't get caught though I'm pretty sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:07:23 No.13869852 Report

Quoted By: >>13870077 >>13870871

Scraggy.

I was so horny I once masturbated to pokemon related rule34.

When I was younger I tried killing myself many times. Now I'm an eccentric, overly confident part-time model who will tell anyone anything, like an open book.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:07:48 No.13869862 Report

Quoted By: >>13869945

>>13869827
>I found my first shiny in Diamond and turned the game off because I thought it was glitched.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:10:36 No.13869906 Report

Quoted By: >>13869945

>>13869827
>I found my first shiny in Diamond and turned the game off because I thought it was glitched.

Even though you didn't know that was a shiny, that's still a retarded thing to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:13:09 No.13869945 Report

Quoted By: >>13869981

>>13869906
>>13869862
Sorry, I never caught one before and didn't know.

It's even worse because I've battled the red Gyarados so I have seen a shiny prior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:13:30 No.13869952 Report

Quoted By: >>13871462

>>13869792
what else did you do as a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:13:31 No.13869954 Report

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>>13869732
Whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:14:30 No.13869965 Report

Quoted By: >>13870011 >>13870068

>Favorite pokémon
Togekiss
>Your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I'm an author of various Pokemon vore stories.
>Your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
When I was like 15, my cousin who was like 12 had to spend a year at our house because his mother was going away for a while. I would regularly sneak into his room while he slept and worship his feet. He almost never took a shower, so they always smelled and tasted horrible, and I loved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:15:49 No.13869981 Report

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>>13869945
Did you think the red Gyarados was a glitch too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:15:50 No.13869982 Report

Quoted By: >>13870113 >>13870127

Scrafty

I fap to him on a daily basis and everytime I do I feel like scum.

Even though I've never had romantic feelings for men, I find some attractive. Nobody knows that in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:17:23 No.13870005 Report

Quoted By: >>13870035

Keep coming with secrets, /vp/. Please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:17:43 No.13870011 Report

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>>13869965
>that last one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:17:49 No.13870012 Report

Quoted By: >>13870135 >>13870290 >>13870899

Snorunt

I got Pearl when I was six.

I truly care that October is not the eighth month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:19:38 No.13870035 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870005

NSA pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:21:31 No.13870063 Report

Quoted By: >>13870159

Ivysaur

I deleted my favourite bros by accident.

My boyfriend dipped a cup in the toilet and tipped the water into my mouth. I drank it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:22:05 No.13870068 Report

Quoted By: >>13870167

>>13869965
>That second one
... Link please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:22:23 No.13870077 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869852
I'll bite. Tell us more pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:24:53 No.13870113 Report

Quoted By: >>13871919

>>13869982
>I feel like scum
I know that feel
[/spoiler:lit]>tfw I draw lewd of it[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:25:31 No.13870122 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869732
you monster Frisbee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:25:55 No.13870127 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869982
whut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:26:21 No.13870135 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870012
>I got Pearl when I was six.
Waaaaiiiit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:26:51 No.13870145 Report

Quoted By: >>13870918

Drapion

When I first played Pokemon Yellow I grinded my Pikachu until I learned Slam and then spammed it to defeat Brock

When I was young I used to pretend I was one of the girl fighters from Mortal Combat. I loved the weak pose they had at the end of the match when you lost, and wished someone would "finish me."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:27:21 No.13870153 Report

Quoted By: >>13870181

>>13869732
Are you me?

No, you can't be me, I never had a boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:27:37 No.13870159 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870063
W-why would he do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:28:43 No.13870167 Report

Quoted By: >>13870266

>>13870068

I certaintly would, if this was not /vp/. I just know that my profile would be bombarded with spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:28:58 No.13870170 Report

Quoted By: >>13870381 >>13870481 >>13871533

>your favourite pokémon
Whimsicott But now It's Meowstic
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I Enjoy feral pokemon R34
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I was spending time in bed with my boyfriend, I had to pee really bad so I jumped out of bed to go, started to run to the bathroom but I tripped on his pants. Not only did I hit my head, but I ended up pissing all over his carpet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:29:46 No.13870181 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870153

I could be your boyfriend Anon... ;3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:30:28 No.13870192 Report

Quoted By: >>13870234 >>13870258

Darkrai

I had a giant charmander plush when I was 10 that I regularly humped fervently

My best friend and I practiced french kissing on each other in a hammock when we were kids I really hope she doesn't remember that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:33:10 No.13870233 Report

Quoted By: >>13870408 >>13870932

>your favourite pokémon
Blaziken. Thanks for the Speed Boost, GameFreak.
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
After my cousin beat me by getting incredibly lucky, I PokeGTS'd a ridiculously good team and stomped him. Felt a little bad after that.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I've been having sexual relations with my step-sister for about 12 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:33:12 No.13870234 Report

Quoted By: >>13871005

>>13870192
She likes to tell her friends what a shitty kisser you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:33:40 No.13870243 Report

Quoted By: >>13870256 >>13871615 >>13875386

>Cinccino
>Said Pokemon is mai waifu.
>There was one time I used a porta-potty, forgot to close the door since I was in a rush, dropped my pants by accident while in there, and I ended up mooning a ton of people because of it. This happened last year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:34:36 No.13870256 Report

Quoted By: >>13870298

>>13870243
Are you 'that' Cinccino anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:34:43 No.13870258 Report

Quoted By: >>13870273

>>13870192
>she
ruined it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:34:49 No.13870260 Report

Quoted By: >>13870318 >>13870481 >>13871520

Wooper

I let /vp/ nickname the first shiny I ever caught. It was a female Pikachu named DICKSTRAP.

I once accidentally pissed on my own face during sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:35:16 No.13870264 Report

Quoted By: >>13870280

I like strong pokemon and got no favorites
I never EV trained anything and I hack whatever I want, I also copypaste teams
I like to pretend I'm a badass anime character. I'm always serious, dont socialize and I try my best to be an overachiver so that people hate me and feel enadequade near me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:35:22 No.13870266 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870167
Would you send it via email? I have two, so I'm not concerned about spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:35:43 No.13870273 Report

Quoted By: >>13870285 >>13871005

>>13870258

I'm a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:36:16 No.13870280 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870264
>enadequade
Try harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:36:31 No.13870285 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870273
Aaand now is 200% better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:36:39 No.13870290 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870012
>Pearl released '07
>Got pearl when was 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:37:24 No.13870298 Report

Quoted By: >>13870322

>>13870256
Maybe, I don't know of any others.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:37:54 No.13870308 Report

Quoted By: >>13870410 >>13870437 >>13870520 >>13870576

Zigzagoon, my pickup bro.

Sapphire was my first Pokemon game and I've never played the original GSC or RBY because I've heard they were outdated as fuck.

I've written 3 separate scat fics about Ms. Mowz, all of which I fapped to, that I keep stored away in an encrypted USB with other shameful fics that I've written.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:38:37 No.13870318 Report

Quoted By: >>13870421

>>13870260
huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:38:56 No.13870322 Report

Quoted By: >>13870340

>>13870298
I saw a Cinccino person in a waifu/husbando thread a while ago. Are you the guy who said was in love with Cinccino but didn't want to fuck it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:40:23 No.13870340 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870322
Yep. As said, I don't know of any others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:44:13 No.13870381 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870170
That's not embarassing. That's very sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:46:47 No.13870408 Report

Quoted By: >>13870471

>>13870233
I've been doing the same with my step-brother. Feels good right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:46:49 No.13870410 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870308

>Awww yeah, Ms. Mowz, she was my favorite partner in m-
>Mfw reading the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:47:57 No.13870420 Report

Quoted By: >>13870439

>Scrafty

>I once put a Dratini marble up my ass

>Vinyl Scratch is best pony

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:48:14 No.13870421 Report

Quoted By: >>13870434 >>13870481 >>13871746

>>13870318
To make a long story short, anon, don't ever stimulate your dick tip just after blowing your load. Usually it's a horrible feeling, but that day I kept going.

We had just finished having sex, and I kept rubbing one out as we made out and I groped her because it felt good. I was on my back, and her on her side. When I thought I was about to cum, large spurts of piss instead shot out of my boner and flew across my chest and onto my face. Not a drop hit her, and she laughed at my shriveled dick and piss-drenched face as I lugged my pathetic body into the shower.

Yeah, we're not together anymore.

She dumped me. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:49:52 No.13870434 Report

Quoted By: >>13870481

>>13870421
Daddy likes it when I suck on the head after he's cum and he pisses in my mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:50:04 No.13870437 Report

Quoted By: >>13870463 >>13870481

>>13870308
>Fapping to your own work
That's like drinking your own piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:50:22 No.13870439 Report

Quoted By: >>13870464 >>13871671

>>13870420
>Vinyl Scratch
Disgusting. That's not Zecora

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:52:00 No.13870463 Report

Quoted By: >>13870783

>>13870437
Who else would've fapped to it? It's not a well received fetish as I'm sure you're aware.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:52:03 No.13870464 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870439
>liking niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:52:28 No.13870471 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870408
/vp/ brings family together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:53:20 No.13870481 Report

Quoted By: >>13870576

>>13870170
>>13870260
>>13870421
>>13870434
>>13870437
So much yellow rain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 03:57:21 No.13870520 Report

Quoted By: >>13870576

>>13870308

>Mfw I have a scat fetish

C-can I please see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:03:17 No.13870575 Report

Quoted By:

>Crobat.

>I don't even play the Pokemon games, I just play the simulators.

>I want to transition to be MtF.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:03:20 No.13870576 Report

Quoted By: >>13870603

>>13870481
>>13870308 here.
I also have some piss fics in there of various other characters.

>>13870520
No, they're for me only. Does it hurt you to know that I'm probably the only one to write scat smut about her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:05:32 No.13870603 Report

Quoted By: >>13870957 >>13870970

>>13870576

Not if I can help it. To LibreOffice!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:06:36 No.13870612 Report

Quoted By: >>13870652 >>13871565

Politoed

When we were kids, my cousins and I would pretend to be Pokemon trainers, and designated various places around the neighborhood as the (Kanto) gyms where we would go and train

I used to prostitute myself. I'm a guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:07:39 No.13870625 Report

Quoted By:

>Pic related

>Husbando material

>I was in my high school band and screwed up multiple performances because of my stage-fright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:08:52 No.13870642 Report

Quoted By:

Wow, I didn't know so much of /vp/ was this fucked in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:09:27 No.13870652 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870612

>Tfw considered prostitution to pay the bills when I got laid off and couldn't find another job

Thank god I went to my sister for help

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:10:13 No.13870669 Report

Quoted By: >>13870692 >>13870724 >>13871578

>sableye

>I once caught a shiny groudon (first shiny encounter) and my friend told me he had pokemon cancer and if I didnt release him it would spread to my other pokemon and they would all die forever

I released him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:10:19 No.13870671 Report

Quoted By: >>13870985

Poliwag
When I learned a girl I liked liked playing Pokemon, I took a big handful of sawdust and yelled "Sand Attack" and blew it into her face. We were both in sixth grade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:12:12 No.13870692 Report

Quoted By: >>13870739

>>13870669

>pokemon cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:14:45 No.13870724 Report

Quoted By: >>13870739

>>13870669
>pokemon cancer
>cancer being contagious
I'm glad you released him, better off being nonexistent than with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:16:07 No.13870739 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870724
>>13870692
I was 11 at the time, give me a break.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:20:43 No.13870783 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870463

There is 7 billion people on the planet.

At least a 1/4 have working internet

You can find a few hundred people who would be grateful not me thoug cause scat is a shitty fetish

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:22:09 No.13870798 Report

Quoted By: >>13870809

Hydreigon

The first non-Gyarados shiny I saw was an Onix in G/S in the mountain where Red is at the end. I didn't notice the different color though, and because I was a stupid kid, I thought the "sparkle" animation was just Onix using flash.

I ran away.

I fapped to every girl in my class in grade 12. Even the ugly fat ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:22:58 No.13870809 Report

Quoted By: >>13870875

>>13870798
That's not embarrassing, that's completing a challenge. Congratulations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:24:51 No.13870833 Report

Quoted By: >>13870862 >>13870879 >>13870880

>>13869419
>your favorite pokémon
Gallade
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I killed a shiny spinda in emerald because i thought it would corrupt my game if I caught it.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
whenever people are nice to me I always think its because they want to mess with me later.yes i know its retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:26:08 No.13870851 Report

Quoted By: >>13871592

Helioptile, despite games not being released yet.

I trained a Lilligant, just to fap to its sprite animation.

I used to have the attributes of an autist, (Social-wise and the ways you see on DA) but now I cleaned up my act, and cringe whenever I think of that time of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:26:20 No.13870854 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869792
>I had the hots for my older sister when I was younger.

I like to tell myself everyone does.

>tfw no kawaii imouto to love, cherish and have wild sex with for eternity...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:26:49 No.13870862 Report

Quoted By: >>13870880 >>13870916

>>13870833
People are, for the most part, untrustworthy assholes who ultimately only have their own best interests in mind.

It's logical that you'd think that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:27:29 No.13870871 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869852
You sound like a cool guy. Tell us more about your life and also what sort of Pokemon R34 you fapped to.

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:28:09 No.13870875 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870809
Thank you anon. It was truly an arduous task

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:28:18 No.13870879 Report

Quoted By: >>13870916

>>13870833

>le schizophrenia face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:28:22 No.13870880 Report

Quoted By: >>13870958

>>13870833
>>13870862
>being 14 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:29:59 No.13870899 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870012
>I truly care that October is not the eighth month.

lol'd

My brother was telling me about some calendar some civilization used where they made more sense, like september was seventh and october eighth, december tenth, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:31:30 No.13870916 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870862
Thanks anon makes me feel better about it.
>>13870879
That therapist was a quack he couldn't prove shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:31:46 No.13870918 Report

Quoted By: >>13871028

>>13870145
>wished someone would "finish me."

holy hell m8 that's lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:32:09 No.13870924 Report

Quoted By: >>13870986

>tie between emolga and mawile
>i made a mawile tulpa that i sleep with and hug__
>i once said OUT LOUD that our substitute teacher was hot in 3rd grade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:33:00 No.13870932 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870233
>I've been having sexual relations with my step-sister for about 12 years

I'm so jelly. Blood related or not I've always had sister fantasies, everyone says it's because I don't actually have a sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:35:16 No.13870957 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870603
>LibreOffice!
I think I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:35:24 No.13870958 Report

Quoted By: >>13870975 >>13870992 >>13871062

>>13870880
It's true though. People need something, whether it a physical object, mental satisfaction, or social approval, before they'll do something for someone.

There are plenty of manipulative bastards out there, someone being nice for no reason is suspicious. I don't live in a big city so don't pull that card out either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:36:25 No.13870970 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870603
You better not be joking. I'm interested in reading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:36:43 No.13870975 Report

Quoted By: >>13870999

>>13870958

2edgy4me

How's that fedora fit you, sonny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:37:31 No.13870985 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870671
alpha

so fucking alpha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:37:33 No.13870986 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870924
>>i made a mawile tulpa

FUCK
THAT
SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:38:25 No.13870992 Report

Quoted By: >>13870999

>>13870958

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:39:03 No.13870999 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870975
>>13870992
Are you just mad that I'm right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:39:34 No.13871004 Report

Quoted By: >>13873376

>>13869546
>I would pretend that my favorite pokemon were chilling on the train with me or running along side it
I did that with rapidash until middle school

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:39:34 No.13871005 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870234
see
>>13870273
I was a strange child.

Another secret: I cried when I beat blue because I thought it would make me start a new game all over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:41:00 No.13871028 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870918
What's weird is I didn't know anything about sex really at that point, I just wanted to be a girl and get knocked out by a strong man.

Holy shit I think I have a rape fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:41:15 No.13871031 Report

Quoted By: >>13871075

>>13869546
>I legitimately thought Narwhals were a mythical creature up until about Senior year of High School.
>I didn't even know what a narwhal was until Samurott
I just met 2 people who didn't know what a narwhale was the other day and ahd to draw it for them and they were really mystified, are they really that obscure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:42:21 No.13871042 Report

Quoted By: >>13871058 >>13871071 >>13871134

>>13869419
>your favourite pokémon
Flygon.
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I don't have one.
I can't even imagine what that would be.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related
secret
I have huge lolicon, shotacon, and gay furry porn collections.
I'd rather no one found those.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:44:24 No.13871058 Report

Quoted By: >>13871083

>>13871042
>Lolicon
So?
>Shotacon
And?
>Gay furry porn
>>>/out/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:44:35 No.13871062 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870958

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:44:45 No.13871064 Report

Quoted By: >>13871085 >>13871168

>Favorite Pokemon
Normally it's Eevee, but lately, it might change to Fennekin.

>Most embarrassing pokemon related secret
I always keep an Eevee on my team, and never evolve it. I make it my main pokemon, and once even made an Eevee beanie.

>most embarrassing non-pokemon related secret

My big-bro when I was pledging for a frat last year made me suck his dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:45:03 No.13871071 Report

Quoted By: >>13871083

>>13871042
>lolicon, shotacon, and gay furry porn collections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:45:43 No.13871075 Report

Quoted By: >>13871088

>>13871031
Honestly it took me watching a flash about narwhals "being the jedi of the sea" sometime around middle school to learn they existed. They are kinda like red pandas in the sense you don't know about them until you randomly find out about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:46:41 No.13871083 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871058
I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUDGMENT-FREE ENVIRONMENT!!

>>13871071
We're talking over 200GBs, here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:46:52 No.13871085 Report

Quoted By: >>13871097 >>13871123

>>13871064

What's a "pledging for frat"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:46:58 No.13871088 Report

Quoted By: >>13871110 >>13871133 >>13871181

>>13871075
>red pandas

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:47:39 No.13871097 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871085
fraternity, some weird college cult shit I think

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:48:29 No.13871109 Report

Quoted By: >>13871115

>>13869419
>Favorite Pokemon
Pic related
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
[insert depraved fetishes here]
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
[insert depraved fetishes here]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:48:50 No.13871110 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871088
The "Fire Fox". The thing used in the Firefox logo/mascot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:49:16 No.13871115 Report

Quoted By: >>13871189

>>13871109
Wait, that's all you're giving us?
C'mon, buddy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:49:18 No.13871116 Report

Quoted By: >>13871141

>your favourite pokémon
Ludicolo
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
Besides being a slight pokephile, there are none.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I shat my pants in the back of my best friend's car when I was 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:49:34 No.13871123 Report

Quoted By: >>13871150 >>13871610

>>13871085
When you want to join a fraternity in college, you have to be a "Pledge" for a semester. Basically a slave, you have to dress up in a shirt, tie, and slack almost every day, and do whatever the brothers of the fraternity ask you to do. Then, on "Hell Week", they torture you for an entire week, hazing you. They deprive you of food, make you sleep on the lawn of the frat house, make you do extreme work outs and insane runs, beat you with paddles, force you to drink until you puke, then eat the puke, and whatever else a frat-brother wants you to do. After Hell Week, you become a member of the fraternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:50:21 No.13871133 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871088
They look more like raccoons, really cute critters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:50:24 No.13871134 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871042

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:50:32 No.13871136 Report

Quoted By: >>13871204

How do you guys determine your favorite Pokemon? I can't decide on anything. I like Articuno a lot when I played Fire Red but I feel like my favorite can't be a legendary and I don't know that I actually liked Articuno that much besides for battling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:50:42 No.13871138 Report

Quoted By: >>13871161 >>13871170 >>13871178 >>13871188 >>13871191

>>13869419
>your favourite pokémon
Xatu or Wooper.
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I've never won a battle against anybody.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I was once convinced that I was kidnapped when I was four because I didn't understand what moving was. I broke out of my parents' car at a gas station and made my way from Florida back to Denver alone. When I went home and somebody other than my mom opened the door I screamed, pooped myself, and ran across the street and got hit by a car. My parents ironically thought that I had been kidnapped. The police fined them and I was then given a leash. I had to wear it for four years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:50:50 No.13871141 Report

Quoted By: >>13871160

>>13871116
Your best friend had a car when you were 8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:51:31 No.13871150 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871123

Sounds more like a gay fetish orgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:52:09 No.13871160 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871141
Their dad had a BMW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:52:09 No.13871161 Report

Quoted By: >>13871176 >>13871332

>>13871138
holy shit are you serious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:01 No.13871168 Report

Quoted By: >>13871214

>>13871064
>My big-bro when I was pledging for a frat last year made me suck his dick.

That's fucked up, is being in a frat really that good?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:05 No.13871170 Report

Quoted By: >>13871332

>>13871138

Oh my god that's fucking great. You can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:15 No.13871174 Report

Quoted By:

Gengar
I've started regularly getting off to porn of garchomp every since the mega came out and I can't stop I'm a girl
I used to smell the girl I was living with panties when she was gone it was when I found out I like chicks was weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:19 No.13871176 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871161
Yes, I mostly ate bugs, stole from stores, and told the police that I lived in Denver. At one point I rode a train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:23 No.13871178 Report

Quoted By: >>13871332

>>13871138
How much were you payed for the movies rights?
I'LL PAY DOUBLE! NO TRIPLE!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:53:53 No.13871181 Report

Quoted By: >>13871194

>>13871088
fluffy fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:54:07 No.13871188 Report

Quoted By: >>13871226 >>13871240

>>13871138
>when i was four i did this thing that's completely impossible, and also i pooped myself lol so embarrassing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:54:13 No.13871189 Report

Quoted By: >>13871215 >>13871233

>>13871115
Well, if you insist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:54:22 No.13871191 Report

Quoted By: >>13871252 >>13871332

>>13871138
Holy fucking shit. You had a real life Pokemon adventure and got your shit slapped by a legendary pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:54:31 No.13871194 Report

Quoted By: >>13871257

>>13871181
Swole as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:55:02 No.13871204 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871136
usually has to do with design, but sometimes you grow an attachment to pokemon when you play the games

you can favor a ledgendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:55:33 No.13871214 Report

Quoted By: >>13871249

>>13871168
now, yes. During my first semester when I was a pledge? Fuck no. That was fucking terrible. I can play pokemon in fucking public and everyone thinks its funny as shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:55:37 No.13871215 Report

Quoted By: >>13871234

>>13871189
Holy fuck you're disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:56:07 No.13871226 Report

Quoted By: >>13871247

>>13871188
>I've no experience with the world as it was in the late 80s so therefore my narrow world view is correct

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:56:30 No.13871233 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871189

l-lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:56:37 No.13871234 Report

Quoted By: >>13871246

>>13871215
You brought this on yourself anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:57:11 No.13871240 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871188
Pooping myself wasn't embarrasing. Being a stupid kid and being put on a leash was.

Make Way for Greenway

Make Way for Greenway Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:57:16 No.13871242 Report

Quoted By: >>13871270

Garchomp

one time my girlfriend told me if I caught a dratini she'd blow me, and it happened

I've masturbated while driving on a highway once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:57:47 No.13871246 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871234
Nope.
I'm done.

I can't be in the same thread with this kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:58:01 No.13871247 Report

Quoted By: >>13871259 >>13871271

>>13871226

>80s
Go to bed, grandpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:58:04 No.13871249 Report

Quoted By: >>13871263

>>13871214
was it like one suck or did you have to make him finish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:58:14 No.13871252 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871191
Literally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:58:41 No.13871257 Report

Quoted By: >>13871275 >>13871359

>>13871194
I used to have a gif of a red panda freaking the fuck out and being scared half to death because some guy randomly jump near it. Sound evil but the reaction was cute as fuck. Sadly my hard drive needed to be replace so I lost it.

They are very entertaining to watch and once in a while firefox do a red panda awareness thing where you can watch a livestream of them in some zoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:58:56 No.13871259 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871247
>dat b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:59:09 No.13871263 Report

Quoted By: >>13871272

>>13871249
finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:59:36 No.13871270 Report

Quoted By: >>13871292

>>13871242
what did you fap to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:59:38 No.13871271 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871247
Many people here and/or their older siblings were born in the "late 80s".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 04:59:44 No.13871272 Report

Quoted By: >>13871297

>>13871263

Did you enjoy it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:00:08 No.13871275 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871257
That one needs to work on his vertical.

Make Way for Greenway

Make Way for Greenway Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:01:37 No.13871292 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871270
idk some porn scenario in my head prbly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:02:00 No.13871297 Report

Quoted By: >>13871309 >>13871316

>>13871272
nope. I cried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:03:05 No.13871309 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871297

>Not enjoying sucking a penis
what are you, straight?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:03:50 No.13871316 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871297
Just like my chinese cartoons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:04:27 No.13871321 Report

Quoted By: >>13871364 >>13871391 >>13871570

>Favorite Pokemon
This motherfucker.
>Most embarrassing Pokemon secret
In middle school i knew this faggot who kept talking about competitive battling. It was like gen 2 at the time so I had no idea what he was talking about. Anyway, I really fucking hated him, and he got back in contact with me until I found out that he was chaos. I almost shit myself from anger.
>Most embarrassing non-pokemon related secret
I took a picture of a girl in junior high because I was the most beta faggot growing up. My parents almost got sued and it caused my family to begin to deteriorate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:04:43 No.13871322 Report

Quoted By: >>13871346

>>13869419
Gardevoir

I cannot masterbate to anything but Gardevoir anymore. nothing else does it for me.

I was molested when I was 10 by my babysitter. This has caused all sorts of issues and fetishes. She had the same hairstyle as Gardevoir and she had a similar haircut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:04:48 No.13871326 Report

Quoted By:

This thread in a nutshell:
>pokemon
>i fap to pokemon porn
>i fap to weird stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:05:12 No.13871332 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871161
>>13871170
>>13871178
>>13871191
You are all genuinely retarded if you believe that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:06:04 No.13871346 Report

Quoted By: >>13871425

>>13871322
make /b/ thread and keep talking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:06:13 No.13871350 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869419
>fav pokemon
gengar
>most embarrasing pokemon related secret
i restart every time i get a bad nature in game
>most embarrassing non-pokemon related secret
one drug leads to another experiment and i'm worried i'll end up one day trying heroin or crack and getting addicted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:06:27 No.13871353 Report

Quoted By: >>13871607 >>13871633 >>13872578

relicanth

im too chicken to go on showdown with my own teams cause im a pussy

when i first met my long distance internet gf she broke up with me and it i got suicidal and depressed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:06:48 No.13871358 Report

Quoted By:

Totodile.
Sometimes I run around my room flapping my arms humming Lugia's song from Pokemon 2000.
My homophobic mother dragged myself and my girlfriend to church one time, she pretended she needed to vomit, I pretended I was going to the bathroom with her to comfort her, ended up having sex in the back room being watched by a huge statue of Jesus. Creepy as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:07:00 No.13871359 Report

Quoted By: >>13871379 >>13871401 >>13875359

>>13871257

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:07:16 No.13871364 Report

Quoted By: >>13871370

>>13871321
>he was chaos
Like, a Space Marine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:07:40 No.13871370 Report

Quoted By: >>13871408

>>13871364
Founder of Smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:08:15 No.13871379 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871359
Thanks! Good thing I stay in the thread to read some of the posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:09:01 No.13871391 Report

Quoted By: >>13871406

>>13871321
What kind of kid was chaos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:10:04 No.13871401 Report

Quoted By: >>13871429 >>13875359

>>13871359
Goddamn, that is like the worst reaction to perceived danger I've ever seen.
How do they even survive in the wild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:10:25 No.13871406 Report

Quoted By: >>13871535

>>13871391
Imagine the most beta faggot you could ever meet. I don't remember if he was fat though. I think he was tiny and scrawny and kept getting bullied by pretty much everyone. Although the little shit stalked my group of friends like it was his right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:10:29 No.13871408 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871370
I don't know whether that's better or worse than a Chaos Marine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:11:18 No.13871416 Report

Quoted By: >>13871740

>>13869732
you go girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:12:13 No.13871425 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871346
Not much to tell. She was my babysitter from the time I was 10-13 and molested me the entire time. I dont hate her for it or anything but when my parents decided I was old enough to take care of myself I never saw her again. Caused some major issues that I am still working out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:12:39 No.13871429 Report

Quoted By: >>13871446 >>13875359

>>13871401
They don't. They are very endanger and if I recall (though don't quote me on this) there are less red pandas then the great (black and white) pandas.

Maybe their cuteness is the only thing keeping them alive. Humans pretty much step in and keep the species going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:12:44 No.13871432 Report

Quoted By:

>Sandshrew
>I used to think Pokemon anime logic applied to the games
>I cum too fast when having sex, but last for days when getting anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:13:16 No.13871441 Report

Quoted By: >>13871460

Gengar.
I never owned GSC as a kid and for some reason thought you could only catch the Unown on a Gameboy Pocket.
I'm a closet sissy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:13:36 No.13871444 Report

Quoted By: >>13871456

;_; To all of you that posted those sad things as non-pokemon related secrets, I just wanna hug you and tell you it's gonna be okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:13:46 No.13871446 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871429
Dammit pandas, get it together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:14:22 No.13871454 Report

Quoted By: >>13871479 >>13875386

Sentret

I stopped playing Pokemon for a while in 4th gen because I thought it was shitty compared to Spectrobes

I used to be a true sadist. Like, not the sexual or romanticized kind common in media today. Like, getting immense and unmatched pleasure from torturing things. I've changed but the damage is done and can't ever be taken back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:14:28 No.13871456 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871444
Trips confirm.
/vp/ it's time to cuddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:14:50 No.13871460 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871441
Muh sis!

Newt Gingritch

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Newt Gingritch Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:14:55 No.13871462 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869952
but you're also a sick fucking person

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:16:14 No.13871478 Report

Quoted By:

Gengar

No

People telling their secrets gets me hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:16:17 No.13871479 Report

Quoted By: >>13871528 >>13871621

>>13871454
I never understood Spectrobes. It was like mashing one button to attack, waiting for the tandem gauge to fill so do the super and repeat. The monsters looked kind of stupid, too. I only played the sequel "Beyond the Portal" though, so I don't know if that was worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:16:42 No.13871485 Report

Quoted By:

Glalie.
I never played RBY. I started with Silver and had the transparent purple gameboy.

I'm incapable of dealing with people because I crave attention, yet reject it when I actually get it, so I pretend to be a cynical dry humored asshole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:18:16 No.13871503 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869461
You son of a bitch you make me sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:19:09 No.13871512 Report

Quoted By:

Volcarona

Ive never actually EV trained shit, just pokesav

Same thing pretty much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:19:31 No.13871515 Report

Quoted By: >>13871855

>Favorite Pokemon
pic related
>Pokemon Secret
i wrote 4 chapters of a pokemon mystery dungeon fic when i was 11 that i'm sure if i could ever recover would make me cringe til my spine snapped
>Embarrassing Secret
when i lost my virginity i fucked a girl for 25 minutes but i couldn't bring myself to finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:19:43 No.13871520 Report

Quoted By: >>13871746

>>13870260
>accidentally pissed on my own face during sex
How in the fuck did you manage this?

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg

Yveltal !G7jzfPvOIg Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:20:22 No.13871528 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871479
Beyond The Portals WAS imo worse than the first one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:20:54 No.13871533 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870170
>Feral
>mynigga.png
Good Taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:21:04 No.13871535 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871406
He's getting a PhD now, what was he interested in?

Newt Gingritch

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Newt Gingritch Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:22:13 No.13871543 Report

Quoted By:

Alright, my favorite pokemon is quilava.

My pokemon secret isn't that interesting as everyone does it but i fap to digimon sometimes too

Irl, I got really drunk once and let a guy suck my dick. twas horrible .____.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:25:29 No.13871565 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870612
>When we were kids, my cousins and I would pretend to be Pokemon trainers, and designated various places around the neighborhood as the (Kanto) gyms where we would go and train
that's awesome and quite a normal pokemon like thing to do as kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:26:19 No.13871570 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871321
Was it like, a nude picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:27:11 No.13871578 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870669
what a troll of a friend, sorry about that one m8.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:27:18 No.13871580 Report

Quoted By: >>13871586 >>13871591

>See pic
>I genuinely worry sometimes if my pokemon are okay with their genders, specifically gallade/gardevoir and the gothorita line
>I can't even get off without crossdressing anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:28:10 No.13871586 Report

Quoted By: >>13871640

>>13871580
pics pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:29:05 No.13871591 Report

Quoted By: >>13871682

>>13871580
CIS scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:29:05 No.13871592 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870851
>faps to pokemon
>cleared up autist attricbutes
u wot m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:29:44 No.13871599 Report

Quoted By:

Charmander.

I have stolen Yellow then Blue because I want to see the differences between them then Red because "I gotta have em all and may as well". I also stolen Gold from the same person as well. I can't say I regretted any of it. I feel bad yes but the pros outweight the cons though I really did overdo it by taking three of the first gen games.

I really like pretty much anything that show up on /d/ and more. While I don't see myself as a furry I can still fap to it if the character is hot enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:29:49 No.13871600 Report

Quoted By: >>13871606 >>13871614 >>13871997

miltank
i still put hyper beam on everything
i eat feces from my wife, children and the ones produced by myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:31:33 No.13871606 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871600
Annnd I'm out.
It's been real, guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:31:36 No.13871607 Report

Quoted By: >>13871749

>>13871353
What was your girlfriend's initials?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:32:05 No.13871610 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871123
murrica ye gratest nashin in ye world

Porygon

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Porygon Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:32:06 No.13871612 Report

Quoted By: >>13871625

>Porygon
>I use Porygon in all my teams.
>I've been having gay sex for the past 2 years. I've fucked almost everywhere in the house with my gay sex partner. This has happened every weekend for the past 2 years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:32:15 No.13871614 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871600

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:32:25 No.13871615 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870243
Did anyone take a picture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:33:04 No.13871621 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871479
It was generally received as a shitty game. I mostly compared it to the underground and digging up the spectrobe fossils and such. It had gotten to the point where gen4 was out for a while and all I really did was go underground with my brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:33:11 No.13871625 Report

Quoted By: >>13871724

>>13871612
What position do you prefer?

Newt Gingritch

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Newt Gingritch Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:34:12 No.13871633 Report

Quoted By: >>13871749

>>13871353
the worst part of that statement was relicanth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:35:02 No.13871640 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871586
I can't post pics here I'm not pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:35:05 No.13871642 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869732

Blazi !!98jnvmMTqUD

pleb

Blazi !!98jnvmMTqUD Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:38:02 No.13871671 Report

Quoted By: >>13871683

>>13870439
> not glorious Discord
plebbiest pleb/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:39:22 No.13871682 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871591
>using words without knowing what they mean

Newt Gingritch

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Newt Gingritch Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:39:26 No.13871683 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871671
incoming shitstorm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:41:29 No.13871699 Report

Quoted By: >>13871714

>>13869419

>your favourite pokémon
When I was a kid it was Shellder. Now it's Machamp.

>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I have 2. I've never once encountered a shiny, and I've been playing since Red & Blue.
Secondly, I used action replay to cheat Pokemon in highschool. Take it from me, never cheat in Pokemon. It's a slippery slope and it quickly ruins the game.

>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I've had 2 e-girlfriends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:42:42 No.13871708 Report

Quoted By: >>13871715

>>13869732

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:43:34 No.13871714 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871699
Only 2? Gee that is embarrassing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:43:44 No.13871715 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871708
>replying to obvious bait

Porygon

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Porygon Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:44:47 No.13871724 Report

Quoted By: >>13871767

>>13871625
His ankles at his ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:45:01 No.13871727 Report

Quoted By: >>13871740

>>13869732
>I've cheated on every boyfriend I've ever had.
for sex right? good on you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:46:15 No.13871736 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869732
whore

>umbreon

>when i was like 5 i dressed up as psyduck for holloween

>Can't into relationships because scared of getting heartbroken again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:46:56 No.13871740 Report

Quoted By: >>13871842

>>13871727
>>13871416
>>13869732
>being degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:47:49 No.13871746 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871520
see
>>13870421

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:48:00 No.13871749 Report

Quoted By: >>13871808

>>13871633
tbh i just put relicanth as a second favorite, felt like i had put my actual favorite up too many times this week so i wanted to spice it up

>>13871607
uh why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:50:13 No.13871767 Report

Quoted By: >>13871878

>>13871724
Pics of bf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:50:34 No.13871772 Report

Quoted By:

Aipom

I thought I transferred my shiny wooper from HG to Platinum before restarted my file. I was wrong. :(

One time I had a really bad stomach flu but had to go to work and I totally sharted at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:53:56 No.13871799 Report

Quoted By: >>13871812

>Blastoise

>Have never trained a Pokemon to 100

>I've hit a car and drove away. Hit and run. Never got in trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:54:57 No.13871808 Report

Quoted By: >>13871835

>>13871749
I might be dating her

Also I felt bad about the whole thing because she was kinda terrible to you if you're the right guy here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:55:16 No.13871812 Report

Quoted By: >>13871834

>>13871799

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:57:41 No.13871830 Report

Quoted By:

Spinda

I enjoy Pokeporn

I enjoy Yiff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:57:56 No.13871834 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871812
Funny thing is that I play Pokemon and not GTA...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:58:10 No.13871835 Report

Quoted By: >>13871853

>>13871808
probably a different guy but

[spoilers]initials lz[/spoilers]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 05:58:58 No.13871842 Report

Quoted By: >>13871852

>>13871740
>2013
>Not knowing a majority of Women use men
>Not knowing more men do whatever they can to get into a Woman's pants than the opposite
>Being a Lesser being
Stay pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:00:24 No.13871851 Report

Quoted By: >>13871859

>>13869419
>arcanine
>I live in a fucking sorority house and pokemon is my secret obsession. I hide it from everyone I know except a few
>I wet my pants once from laughing so hard but no one noticed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:00:27 No.13871852 Report

Quoted By: >>13871899

>>13871842
>proving my point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:00:30 No.13871853 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871835
Ah, alright. Different guy. But I hope you're doing alright and everything. Relicanth is cool, m8. Don't let anyone tell you any different and don't afraid of anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:00:47 No.13871855 Report

Quoted By: >>13871888

>>13871515
>>Embarrassing Secret
>when i lost my virginity i fucked a girl for 25 minutes but i couldn't bring myself to finish.

Wow, same. My experience was borderline rape (her raping me) and I was 13 but the rest is similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:01:32 No.13871859 Report

Quoted By: >>13871873

>>13871851
Pillow fights and lesbian experimentation. How often does it happen, and can you videotape it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:03:55 No.13871873 Report

Quoted By: >>13871885

>>13871859
>pillow fights
never, don't want to ruin my cute decorative pillows
>lesbian experimentation
never, except when drunk at parties. then sometimes girls kiss each other but nothing more

Porygon

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Porygon Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:04:47 No.13871878 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871767
not the time or place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:05:21 No.13871885 Report

Quoted By: >>13871891

>>13871873
Worst. Sorority. Ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:06:04 No.13871888 Report

Quoted By: >>13871946 >>13871954

>>13871855
i can't say i've ever been raped, but the nature of your experience probably explains why you couldn't cum. i still can't figure out why i wasn't able to finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:06:09 No.13871891 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871885
pretty typical actually, sorry to disappoint. lots of nudity tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:07:16 No.13871899 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871852
How is that girlfriend of yours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:11:20 No.13871919 Report

Quoted By:

>>13870113
Can we see it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:12:00 No.13871923 Report

Quoted By: >>13871941 >>13871968

>>13869419
>scraggy

>I've been through most of the massive as fuck Pokemon tag on rule34.paheal and intend to go through it all some day

Not the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened but this literally just happened like two hours ago so I'm going to share it.
>walking dog to the park
>see qt teenaged-looking blonde girl crouched in the street with her dog, struggling with something
>ask her if she needs help
>says yes and I see that her dog has cactus thorns stuck in it's ass
>pull them out
>we go to the park together and our dogs play while we talk for like an hour and a half
>she seems pretty cool
>before we say bye, ask her how old she is, thinking she'll say like 15-16
>she's 12
>she asks how old I am, I say 18
>"o-oh you look younger than that, like 15"

What the fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:12:27 No.13871930 Report

Quoted By: >>13871966 >>13872041 >>13872548

>Pic related
I got KO'd by a shiny patrat when I was doing a Nuzlocke. Tried to weaken it, and it got a crit off and wiped me.
I don't know how to use spoilers and I think of a lot of great scenarios in my head where they would be useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:14:44 No.13871941 Report

Quoted By: >>13871957

>>13871923
did you tap that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:15:33 No.13871946 Report

Quoted By: >>13871954

>>13871888
Well it was my first time, she was on top and being rather assertive, it was outside at a school playground at night in the fall/winter time and it was very cold.

To try and sum it up briefly we were hanging out under the slide not saying much and jokingly (I swear I even laughed) I said "Hey, we should have sex". She replies with "When?" and I said "Now". She says "Where?" and I say "Here". Suddenly she's on top of me pushing me down with lust in her eyes and unzipping my pants, pulling down my underwear, etc. She grabs my cold dick and inserts it into herself and persuades me to start sort of thrusting up at her (She was on top like I said before) so I went on like this for what honestly file like an hour but was more likely 25 minutes or less. The positioning was awkward with both of us not completely undressed and she was basically crushing my left nut with her awkward positioning. It honestly began to all feel like torture and I just barely managed to choke out "stop..." with a defeated tone of voice. She sounded excited and said "are you about to cum?!" I just awkwardly squirmed and said "no..". We didn't talk a lot after that, I don't remember if my mom gave her a ride home or not that night. I walked home (the school with the playground is just across the street from my house) and went to the bathroom. When I pulled down my pants there was red everywhere and it smelled awful. I don't know if I broke her cherry or if she was on her period or what, but I threw away the briefs and put the stained tan pants in the hamper. My parents had an awkward conversation with me later about the bloody pants and eventually connected the dots, leading to another awkward conversation about using birth control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:16:39 No.13871954 Report

Quoted By: >>13872018

>>13871888
>>13871946
Fast forward the rest of the relationship, we tried to have sex a few more times outside, I always put a stop to it early because it was never-ending. The last time we ever had sex was in my friend's bed while he had his back turned and was playing piano for us. As far as I know I finished inside her and she figured it out a little later than expected. After that we didn't hang out as much because I was worried it would lead to sex and we'd go too far again. She eventually cheated on me for some reason (probably lack of attention/sex) and we broke up and got back together on and off for a couple weeks, finally ending. I dated one girl after that and the relationship never got anywhere because I was basically scarred from this one. I've been forever alone by choice ever since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:17:10 No.13871957 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871941
Her and her dog too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:18:03 No.13871966 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871930
>I don't know how to use spoiler
If you need them that bad there's an FAQ on the site for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:18:34 No.13871968 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871923
>open side gate when i leave for uni
>dog sees another dog and sprints out of our backyard
>starts barking and growling at the other dog until the other dog rolls onto its back
>mfw the owner was a qt
so much shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:22:43 No.13871997 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871600
doesn't it taste really bad? even if looking at it turns you on I feel like it's gross no matter what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:25:18 No.13872018 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871954
Jeez. Hope you have a healthy relationship someday. You deserve it, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:27:28 No.13872041 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871930
put the world spoiler in brackets on the left of where you want them to start, and do the same on the right but put a / after the first bracket

[pikachu]heyguys[/pikachu]

replace pikachu with "spoiler" and then "heyguys" becomes spoilered text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:36:33 No.13872100 Report

Quoted By:

- Porygon-Z fo' lyfe
- I used my only masterball in Blue on a Ditto because I'd never seen one before, thought it was really rare, and all my other pokémon were too strong to not OHKO it. Had to catch Mewtwo frozen, with 2HP, and a hundred or so Ultra Balls.
- Lost Virginity at 23

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:39:45 No.13872121 Report

Quoted By: >>13872159

Tyranitar. Also, Blaziken, Metagross and Haunter almost tied with it.

As a kid (early teens) I owned a Magmar plushie. I cut a hole in it and used it to masturgate several times/humped it like a mad man. My mother almost cought me once. Also, I love pokeporn, especialy when it's between a girl and some pokemon acting like a dog

I have a bunch of 'em. The worst one, probably, is that I planned to murder my parents when I was 15. One night, I got so scared of myself that I swore to never act like that again, and change. As of now, I still feel that I have a potential psycopath inside, and try to never get mad and be a really fun guy to fight against that part of me and keep it caged.

Yeah, I'm kinda fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:42:58 No.13872138 Report

Quoted By:

>Venomoth
>i am more vocal about my interest in pokemon as an adult than when i was a kid
>i see depression as a sign of weakness and therefore consider myself weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:46:09 No.13872159 Report

Quoted By: >>13872235

>>13872121
Do what I do and bottle up every single negative emotion you ever have and never let them out. Nothing bad can ever possibly come of that.

But yeah, you are a little fucked m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 06:59:58 No.13872235 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872159
I've learned to deal with my problems, and to tell myself that everything that may happen is of relative importance. The problem with that is that now I've become kinda lazy. I try not to bottle up too much shit, because I think it may be part of the problem.

Here, another one. I lost my virginity when I was 11. With a guy. In a gym's shower. And we had been playing with each other for two or three years before that. The worst part is that it seemed like he didn't enjoy when I fucked him for the first time, and that turned me on even more. For the record, I don't find guys attractive at all, but when I'm horny I can forget how much I love women. As someone once said "when in war times, every hole is a trench". We are still friends, and some times still have sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:13:49 No.13872322 Report

Quoted By: >>13872368

>Favorite poke
Arcanine and Feraligatr

>Embarrasing pokesecret
When I was 11 Mewtwo's movie came out so I got really in the mood for a pokemon adventure, I took a small casette recorder of my mom's and recorded myself as if I were in the pokemon and did the pokemon voices myself... It wouldn't had been so bad but my older sister found out and played it out loud for my friends to hear a couple of years later

>Embarrasing secret
Ugh...i have so many, I had some kind of incest/lesbian relationship with a cousin six years younger than me, last time i wet my bed i was 19...and it wasn't in my house... I secretly want to be gangbanged but im too much of a coward to make it come true

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:16:51 No.13872341 Report

Quoted By:

Cinccino
>be on 12 hour long trip in buss with other scouts
>50% playing on DS
>Loose bet, have to sing theme song.
>i wanna be the very best
>can feel spaghetti rising out of pockets
>some guy starts singing too
>>like no one ever was
>more start singing
>spaghetti retract
>can't believe this many can the theme song, we're not even English
>every challenge along the road, with courage i will face
>every one had stopped.
>shit, they don't know the longer version
>continue singing anyway.
>mfw i realise i started a musical

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:20:03 No.13872368 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872322
>I secretly want to be gangbanged but im too much of a coward to make it come true

This is actually not that uncommon in girls. I know a couple who like that, and you hear about that a lot as "dirty sex desires" that girls have

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:49:42 No.13872548 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871930

Press Ctrl+S in quick reply mode for quick spoilers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:57:42 No.13872576 Report

Quoted By:

>favorite Pokemon
Lapras

>Pokemon secret
I used to love reading F Salamence M Tyranitar fics when I was younger

>Non Pokemon secret
I had to wear a yellow dress for a school play when I was like 10 and with the bright lights on the stage you could see through the dress and all the parents saw my underwear

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 07:58:39 No.13872578 Report

Quoted By: >>13872586

>>13871353
Are you me? I have practically the same answer in regards to secrets, but my favorite pokemon is Swampert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:01:32 No.13872586 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872578
random battles for life man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:12:05 No.13872613 Report

Quoted By:

>>13869419
>>your favourite pokémon
Blaziken
>>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
If I had a wish to ask, I'd Pokémon were real. and I'm a poorfag
>>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
When I was 9 years old, I kissed a female friend of mine to get a chewing gum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:17:26 No.13872630 Report

Quoted By:

Spheal

I like pokemon I really do. but lately I've felt I continue to play the series of obligation, I don't like starting things and not seeing them to the end

I have a sexual relationship with my Step-father, It's fun to me doing things with him behind her back, and I secretly wish one day she finds out.and before anyone asks I'm 21 and he is 39 he looks good and young and our relationship is purely physical

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:17:30 No.13872631 Report

Quoted By: >>13872688 >>13872737

>favorite pokemon
Milotic

>embarrassing pokemon secret
I logged well over 1500 hours on Pokemon Diamond, and I beat the Elite Four at 10 hours. The rest of the time was catching Pokemon, breeding, and EV training.

>embarrassing secret
I have over 1000 pictures of Lady Gaga saved on my computer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:20:50 No.13872644 Report

Quoted By:

Magnezone

I have a 5 gig folder of girls in wedding dresses on my pc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:27:39 No.13872681 Report

Quoted By:

Piplup.

I don't really have any embarrassing Pokémon secrets, I was like 11 when the first games came out.

I took Beckii Cruel's virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:28:44 No.13872688 Report

Quoted By: >>13872699

>>13872631
holy shit talk about most interesting guy on /vp/

1500 hours on Diamond
1000 pictures of Lady Gaga

That's just.. amazing. You're really cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:30:17 No.13872699 Report

Quoted By: >>13872703

>>13872688
Th-thank you. I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:31:52 No.13872703 Report

Quoted By: >>13872727

>>13872699
It just shows dedication, and I think that's really great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:37:21 No.13872727 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872703
I think you're great too. Bless you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:39:42 No.13872737 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872631
muh nigga monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:50:22 No.13872774 Report

Quoted By: >>13872841

>tfw my getting Pearl when I was six post was deleted
Do mods/janitors even /vp/ meme's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 08:56:15 No.13872790 Report

Quoted By:

Raichu

I have never legitimately trained a Pokemon to level 100

I tried crossdressing before and fucking loved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:00:46 No.13872812 Report

Quoted By:

Totodile
I had a bulbasaur plushie I carried everywhere with me until I was ten years old.
I attempted to break dance at the school dance in 8th grade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:09:08 No.13872841 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872774
Maybe it was deleted because it was a meme. Normally for underage you only see "This user had been banned for this message."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:12:06 No.13872853 Report

Quoted By:

Porygon-Z

I didn't figure out Sudowoodo was a pun on Pseudo Wood until I was 23. I turn 25 this year.

I'm 24 and still don't know the months of the year. I've lived a very dull life and my secrets are also very dull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:16:16 No.13872866 Report

Quoted By: >>13872980

>your favourite pokémon
Mew
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I used my masterball in Diamond on a Floatzel for the guy who wanted to see pokemon in Solaceon Town. I got lazy.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I'm female and I can't masturbate using my hands. Ever since I was a kid, I masturbated by clenching and grinding my legs together. It's much faster and I find it more satisfying. It's also not obvious. I've masturbated in classes twice so far by crossing my legs and grinding them together. Once I had someone sitting right next to me, they didn't even notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:32:20 No.13872916 Report

Quoted By: >>13872982 >>13872996 >>13873004

Tyranitar

I don't know, there isn't a major one, but there are smaller ones like me thinking Totodile evolved into Rayquaza (dem eyes bro)

I was raped by a camel on vacation when I was 17

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:34:58 No.13872921 Report

Quoted By: >>13872973 >>13872989 >>13873199

>>13869419
>Pichu.
>I still sometimes mix up Pokemon type effectiveness.
>I totally have a diaper fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:47:08 No.13872967 Report

Quoted By: >>13873013

>favourite pokemon
noivern
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
i have several thousand pokegirl lewds saved on an external hard drive
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
i like lolis but not in a sexual way, i think they are adorable and if given the opportunity i will play as a loli in a game if given the chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:48:49 No.13872973 Report

Quoted By: >>13872983

>>13872921
>diaper fetish
oh what the fuck. ok it's time to stop posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:50:57 No.13872980 Report

Quoted By: >>13873016

>>13872866
>spoilered text

Wow, that's a bit surprising to me, honestly. I always thought masturbation must be easier and more fun as a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:51:26 No.13872982 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872916
>I was raped by a camel on vacation when I was 17
You can't just say things like that without elaborating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:52:10 No.13872983 Report

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>>13872973
These are my absolute favorite posts of all time. The reactions to the crazy shit. I'm laughing so hard right now. I don't get diaper shit either but I love the reactions when someone is into weird stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:54:20 No.13872989 Report

Quoted By: >>13873069

>>13872921
What do you like about diapers? Is this some branch of a scat fetish or do you like clean diapers? do you wear diapers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:55:36 No.13872996 Report

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>>13872916
>Was raped by a camel
Give us the story faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:57:07 No.13873004 Report

Quoted By: >>13873020 >>13873036

>>13872916
I have a feeling you're misusing the word rape. Now I'm wondering what a camel dick looks like. I don't REALLY want to know, but there's that part of me that can't unsee a horse dick and I almost want to compare them. I'm totally straight so this shit is just making me uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:58:33 No.13873013 Report

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>>13872967
>i like lolis but not in a sexual way, i think they are adorable and if given the opportunity i will play as a loli in a game if given the chance

I agree, however I think if given the opportunity I might have sex with a loli. I think of them as pure and wonderful and kawaii and how I'd want to play with them and cuddle and all that, but I think in the heat of the moment it would all turn into sexual desire for anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 09:59:14 No.13873016 Report

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>>13872980
It's not difficult, and there certainly are more options for us. None of them really get me off though. It's such a waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:00:16 No.13873020 Report

Quoted By: >>13873035

>>13873004
>I'm totally straight
>Can't look at dick without being uncomfortable
You don't have to stay in the closet for too long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:00:33 No.13873023 Report

Quoted By: >>13873044

>Espeon
>caught my first shiny which later got erased because muh nuzlocke
>step sister engaged in sexual relations with me at a young age. it was nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:03:44 No.13873031 Report

Quoted By: >>13873056 >>13873134 >>13874031

Heracross

I started playing pokemon when I was 16. (5 years ago)

I got expelled from High School in 10th grade for smoking in the boy's room. After that I didn't go outside for 3 years. At least now I'm in college and getting my life back on track.

they were newports

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:04:38 No.13873035 Report

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>>13873020
We're talking about camel/horse dicks. I'd like to say there's a difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:05:14 No.13873036 Report

Quoted By: >>13873056

>>13873004
I wasn't penetrated or anything, but my face got pushed into burning hot sand for twenty seconds and my pants were torn by the end of it. I didn't get a glimpse of the camel dick, but it didn't seem as big as a horse's (not that I would know). So I guess 'attempted rape' is more accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:06:34 No.13873044 Report

Quoted By: >>13873054

>>13873023
You're the fourth person I've seen say they fucked a step sister in the last twenty four hours. I'm so fucking jelly. I've always wanted a sister and people kept telling me if I had one I wouldn't want to do stuff with her, and here I am hearing it really does happen.

I just want a little sister to love, cherish, hold hands with, play with, and have sex with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:09:03 No.13873054 Report

Quoted By: >>13873058

>>13873044
i was 5, she was maybe 12. i couldn't get it up so it was just some rubbing and the discovery that unwashed genitals taste bad. also apparently we got caught though i have no memory of that. you aren't missing much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:09:20 No.13873056 Report

Quoted By: >>13873067

>>13873036
Wow, that's pretty scary.

>>13873031
>I didn't go outside for 3 years

Do you really mean you didn't leave the house at all in three years?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:10:27 No.13873058 Report

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>>13873054
>you aren't missing much.

Oh there's that familiar feeling of my dreams being crushed. I will never know sisterly love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:12:30 No.13873067 Report

Quoted By: >>13873085

>>13873056
Never left the property. I did the rest of my schooling online, worked out at home, and only went outside to smoke. It helps to know that I lived in the woods, so I wasn't exactly inside all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:12:39 No.13873069 Report

Quoted By: >>13873098 >>13873199

>>13872989
Well, I don't like scat or anything along those lines. Anything non-hygienic icks me right out, but diapers themselves? (Not dirty.) It's really puzzling to me why I like what I do.

Also... Yes I do sometimes.
It's just fun to diaper up, grab a beer, and marathon something. It also makes the world your sofa, everything you sit on becomes ridiculously soft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:19:22 No.13873085 Report

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>>13873067
That sounds like my dream.

Thanks for the response, btw. I was worried you'd leave me hanging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:21:44 No.13873098 Report

Quoted By: >>13873169

>>13873069
That's a fetish I can get behind, sorta. I get grossed out by dirty stuff pretty easily too. I find myself washing my hands with water all the time because I can't stand my hands feeling stick or slimy at all. It makes typing and using a mouse feel filthy even if it's just my natural oils.

I haven't worn a diaper since I was a baby, but I think after hearing your explanation I find furries and scatfappers worse than diaperdudes. Thank you for your time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:32:11 No.13873134 Report

Quoted By: >>13873177

>>13873031
Teddy?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:42:31 No.13873169 Report

Quoted By: >>13873199

>>13873098
It's also technically a SFW, and non-intrusive fetish. Doesn't stop it from being all kinds of weird though.

But I could post all kinds of art by people that share the same interest as me, and people would either not bat an eye, or just find it cute. (If it is in a neutral context and doesn't have fetishy tones of course.)

I could also wear whenever I want without subjecting anyone since one can be surprisingly discreet about it.

On one hand, it's a ridiculous fetish. On the other, it's kinda cool how versitile it can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:43:54 No.13873177 Report

Quoted By:

>>13873134
No, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 10:51:53 No.13873199 Report

Quoted By:

>>13872921
What the fu...
>>13873069
>>13873169
...I am strangely ok with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 11:24:11 No.13873376 Report

Quoted By: >>13874339

>>13871004
I did it with Ponyta or animals when I was young
Is this quite a common thing people do or is this just a coincidence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 13:29:10 No.13874031 Report

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>>13873031
That all sounds fine except Newports. Why the fuck would you Newports, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 14:21:04 No.13874339 Report

Quoted By: >>13874714

>>13873376
Probably very common
I did much the same while in a car imagining the origami man from Jackie Chan Adventures

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 15:17:16 No.13874714 Report

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>>13874339
I always imagined a skier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 16:44:22 No.13875359 Report

Quoted By:

>>13871359
>>13871401
>>13871429
Well this explains why Spinda is such a worthless shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 16:47:15 No.13875386 Report

Quoted By: >>13875602

>>13871454
Hey you wouldn't know me but I've seen you before.

>>13870243
Are you a grill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 16:54:57 No.13875435 Report

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Marowak. Ever since HGSS, I can't play Pokemon without it. I even traded one into White2 because with all the other other-gen 'mons in Unova now, I didn't feel too dirty taking a cubone, too. It has strong parents though no egg moves or perfect IVs

ive only trained 3 Pokemon to level 100 - Feraligatr/Lugia on Silver, and Scrafty on white 1; Ive never played a Sinnoh-based game, and I only played Emerald on emulator while waiting for Black/White to come out

I talk about sex with my cousin, and I want to make love - not just fuck - to her. I know her history, and I have none.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 17:08:59 No.13875562 Report

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>your favourite pokémon
Magmar
>your most embarrassing pokémon related secret
I punched my cousin in the nose after erasing my first copy of Pokemon Red, I then started crying cause I knew it would happen but, my mom told me to let her play it anyway.
>your most embarrassing non-pokémon related secret
I thought I invented Masturbation, so naturally I told my friends about this new method i'd developed. Needless to say..they simply said "you mean jerkin it?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 17:13:27 No.13875602 Report

Quoted By: >>13875614

>>13875386
Where was that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 17:14:14 No.13875614 Report

Quoted By: >>13875640

>>13875602
In these threads I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 17:16:19 No.13875640 Report

Quoted By: >>13875988

>>13875614
Are you the guy who called me Mr. Yuk?

I think about that every so often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 17:46:49 No.13875988 Report

Quoted By:

>>13875640
Nope no idea who that is

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