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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:45:38 No.13880331 View View Reply Original Report

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So I'm joining the military in November to fight and protect our American freedoms. I got to thinking what Pokemon would be the best for military?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:47:15 No.13880348 Report

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>>13880331
Raichu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:47:37 No.13880353 Report

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>>13880331

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:50:41 No.13880399 Report

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I'm thinking if you had some Steelix, all the enemies would collectively shit themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:51:34 No.13880415 Report

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Who are you pillaging and raping this time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:52:10 No.13880430 Report

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A belt with 6 Electrodes.
Surge did it, you can do it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:53:51 No.13880463 Report

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Metagross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:55:55 No.13880484 Report

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IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION YOU FILTHY COMMIE TERRORIST REDCOAT?

TRY AND INTIMIDATE US, FAGGOT.
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE DEFIANT.
SUPERPOWER.
RETURN.
BRAVE BIRD.

Hopefully you can also U-Turn and get the fuck out of there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:56:12 No.13880487 Report

Quoted By: >>13880508 >>13880511 >>13880515 >>13880526 >>13880794

>>13880331
Ok I don't know if this is a troll or not, but please do not join the military. One of two things will happen to you.

1. you will die alone and afraid in some horrible 3rd world country.
2. you will be forced to kill incest people in the name of "freedom."

You are not doing anyone any favors by joining the military, you do not "owe" this country anything. Stay here, safe and free to play pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:57:35 No.13880504 Report

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Which evil 3rd world country are we fighting? I can't keep track of this shit anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:57:40 No.13880508 Report

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>>13880487
I think incest people deserve to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:58:13 No.13880511 Report

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>>13880487
Ex Army Combat engineer here

I went reserves to help pay for college, ended up in Iraq. Nearly got shot or blown up hundreds of times. And you also get treated like a piece of shit.

My advice: do not join.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:58:16 No.13880515 Report

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>>13880487
>not fighting for freedom and the best country in the world

terrorist detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:58:22 No.13880516 Report

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>>13880331
Snorlax. Because the Snorlax is the perfect representation of the kind of person you're favoring with joining the military - the rich, fat overlords that toy with your life, treating you like the pawn you are. Enjoy killing in dying for no other reason that lining a select few's pockets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2013 23:59:34 No.13880526 Report

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>>13880508
Dude what if it's consensual between adults behind closed doors without making kids what the fuck dude
>>13880487
Not if you join the navy as a tech guy, then you just do stuff that enables people dying, which you do anyway being an American citizen, or just living in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:01:22 No.13880546 Report

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>>13880331
I too, am joining the military in November. I've got pretty bad IBS at the moment and I'm hoping it will go away before I leave.

On topic: Abra to teleport around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:03:22 No.13880581 Report

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>>13880331
So, OP, you're telling me that you WOULDN'T bring Electric-types to war with you when you fight for America? You're NOT continuing the legacy of the Lightning American? What do you think you're doing, kid? You won't live long in combat! That's for sure! I tell you kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! And you honestly expect me to believe you're NOT already considering bringing them with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:03:24 No.13880582 Report

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>all these anti-military people
War is necessary, you don't even know. The world's not perfect and the only reason we fuck up third world shitholes because they're full of shitty people who deserve to get fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:04:36 No.13880600 Report

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>>13880511
>no one listens to the guy that actually did something

Also, OP, if you're going to join do ROTC. Which this guy failed to do.

flinkynook

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flinkynook Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:05:54 No.13880616 Report

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Definitely Mewtwo if we're talkin Murica.
If we're talkin China/Russia: Metagross or Ursaring
Britain: Something like Groudon

>look at me actually answering this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:11:08 No.13880691 Report

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Im in the army right now, you made a bad decision OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:12:46 No.13880716 Report

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>>13880331
>Metagross
>Mewtwo
>Hydreigon
>Dragonite

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:15:17 No.13880746 Report

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OP, just which military branch are you heading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:16:48 No.13880764 Report

Quoted By: >>13880820 >>13881330

I'm going Navy here soon. Sailin the seas, port to port. At least thats the dream..probably going to be doing paperwork in a dark room all day in an office in north dakota...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:18:27 No.13880794 Report

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>>13880487
Mili-fag here, wrong and wrong. Depending on the job, you even get the chance to die a glorious death for country. He might be pushing papers, or cooking, like myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:19:18 No.13880805 Report

Quoted By: >>13880831 >>13880905

>>13880582
This is the reason of the Murrica maymay. The only reason you guys do it its because oil idiot, open your eyes. Regarding op´s question, i think Tyranitar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:19:21 No.13880808 Report

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Steel types because no one uses flame throwers anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:19:30 No.13880810 Report

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>>13880794
>cooking
why did I not know this. what else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:20:13 No.13880820 Report

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>>13880764
At least you won't get hurt in an office! Also I was thinking of joining the Navy myself. I've been training for bootcamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:20:42 No.13880831 Report

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>>13880805
one day, there will be a man who will find a new energy resource. Mark my words, the war on oil will come to an end someday. Behold, plantlife like algae, leaves, and grass with the sun will help us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:24:39 No.13880905 Report

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>>13880805
Oh yeah, certainly nothing at all to do with the Islamic extremists. Do you think those don't actually exist and were just made up by the government?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:25:36 No.13880925 Report

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>>13880905
I really hope this is bait. How bout the terrorist of Arabia Saudi and Israel that USA supports?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:27:10 No.13880946 Report

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>>13880905
Of course they do, but they're practically harmless to America and are merely a scapegoat so retards like you don't question the real reason why were over there in the first place.

>b-but muh 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:28:02 No.13880959 Report

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War isn't because freedoms, was is because money. No money no war. Everything should be free and available. No money = no war = no weapons = no violence = world lives in utopia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:28:53 No.13880974 Report

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>>13880925
I don't know, that is pretty bad, but Islamic extremists still hate America and would attack the US in an instant if it let its guard down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:34:07 No.13881051 Report

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>>13880946
Terrorist bombings happen all the time in america. Thenews media just doesnt talk about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:34:28 No.13881059 Report

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sometimes i wonder if he joined the marines so he could take the girl I love away from me. jackass. what's so great about the marines anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:36:30 No.13881097 Report

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A Blastoise, so this way you have at least two cannons to fire!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:36:45 No.13881105 Report

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>>13881051
The news are all over the attacks, thats the way they convince people to believe the bs so they can attack any country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:41:21 No.13881194 Report

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>>13881051
What the fuck are you on about. They make a point to talk about that shit.

It's a lot easier for the government to attack a country when a couple of unstable nutcases who share their country's common religion blow shit up. It's ingenious when you think about it, the government can do practically anything if they can convince the general populous that everyone who lives over there is a terrorist.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:42:41 No.13881216 Report

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>>13880831
>the sun will help us.
praise the sun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:45:21 No.13881262 Report

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>>13881216
sometimes I just wonder, what if the baby boomers who call us (the generation Y) lazy, but they're telling us to pick up the pace and fix their mistakes? old people need to step down from congress for god's sake. A 70 year old man/woman should be enjoying the final days of their life, not arguing over some bill or decision.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:45:58 No.13881274 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:48:04 No.13881319 Report

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>>13881262
>70 year old man/woman should be enjoying the final days of their life, not arguing over some bill or decision.
I don't know man I think they like to argue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:48:58 No.13881330 Report

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>>13880764
When are you shipping?
I'll be in basic next month

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:53:27 No.13881422 Report

Quoted By: >>13881502 >>13882231

>>13881194
Sorry, innocent casualties happen in war. We killed thousands of innocent people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but that's what put an end to the war. We have to do what we can to stop insane assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 00:57:22 No.13881502 Report

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>>13881422
But this war isn't about stopping insane assholes you brainwashed retard.

People like you are enablers for the government to do whatever the fuck they want when it comes to foreign affairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 01:06:45 No.13881651 Report

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If you want to go FULL ON AMERICAN, Braviary.
For practical use, I would say a steel type like Steelix that would be hard to kill, or Sableye, assuming its Prankster ability would allow it to slip behind enemy lines and fuck shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2013 01:47:24 No.13882231 Report

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>>13881422
>this retarded

confirmed for retarded murrican blind faggot, go back to macdonalds instead of murdering innocents and giving up your own freedoms to a corrupt facist government who shits in your privacy

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