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Our server is up, the DNS is (0)83.141.160.207 Random distribution of Rare events, legendaries, shinies, Dream World abilities, good natures/IVs/egg moves, etc>Added Electivire, Maractus, Fem DW Mightyena, and Fem DW Zangoose; all EV trained + 1day pokérus, all lvl 70, smogon sets and PPmax'd. Shiny and regular versions. Ask away. Captcha: youCha Royal
Anonymous
does this pokemon get past the legit check of BW?
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>>13890820 Are you new to distros?
Anonymous
>>13890820 Yes
Tfw i will not have the sableye with octazooka released only on japan
tfw i have all my boxes full
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13890906 Hang on I forgot about that Sableye. Added it to the list and distro'ing it right now.
Anonymous
Sup distrobro. Would you mind putting up the gamestop shiny Dialga and Palkia for a few minutes?
Anonymous
>>13890820 from BW yes
but maybe not for pokebank, since most pokemons are cloned, they'll notice if the same shiny legendary was uploaded two hundred times in two hundred different banks
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13891008 That's why you guys have to learn how to make your own.
>>13890989 Okay!
Anonymous
How long will the server be up?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13891048 Depends on the influx.
Anonymous
can someone explain what a distro is? Google didn't help me.
Anonymity everywhere
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>>13891048 FOREVUR...
FOREVUR...
FOREVUR...
I-i want it to be...
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>>13891041 Thank you based distrobro. Now I don't have to show my spaghetti to Gamestop employees.
Anonymous
It's been a while since I've done this, can anyone explain again how my settings and stuff should be? I'm on a 3DS
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13891111 Here is my copy pasta:
>To get your share, go to your ingame internet settings (in the main menu), or/and the machine settings if you're required to, select your main connection (the one you're normally using), go to DNS, chose "no", enter my DNS in the primary DNS field, SAVE, then you just have to go to the Global Trade Station (GTS) in the closest pokémon center (the lady on the upper right) WITH A FULL PARTY, follow the instruction, and you should get your pokémon automatically (it will appear in your pc). >You can enter the GTS again without having to come back to the pokémon center by chosing the "seek a pokémon" option after getting your loot. Do a random derp request, it will disconnect you and you'll be able to reconnect quickly. (Don't worry, the game save each time you receive a pokémon). Then just switch between male and female each time you do this step (it will prevent you from doing the same request twice in a row, which the GTS doesn't allow). >If you get a lot of errors (generally 13275 error) and blue screen, they're most probably due to high traffic. Keep trying! By the way, the "normal GTS" bug is a bitch. Anonymity everywhere
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>>13891111 >being this new >using Google to find out what a distro is Anonymous
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>>13891041 you should put on the main text that all pokemons are hacked and cloned
i know that theres people that dont care, but theres those that do
>>13891111 distribution via dns of hacked and cloned but legal pokemon
Anonymous
Wooohooooo just got the Octazooka Sableye !!!!!!! Thanks a lot !!!
Anonymous
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Shiny Scizor!! Thanks!
Anonymous
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>>13891220 Shut up !! This is real shit...
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You the man OP. Damn Wifi General would never give me Mystery Eggs for my first White run.
Anonymous
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>>13890815 You are awesome my friend.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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Dusted all DW files, they're now all female for maximum breeding.
Anonymous
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I still don't get the way to re-enter GTS quicly... When i try setting up a random trade it just says Error and brings me back to the GTS menu, where i am already connected.. Explain please ??
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glorious DistroBro!
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
Anonymous
>>13892640 Thanks a lot man !! I got like 15 rares/shinies/DW females from you....
You should do these more often !!!
Pic related, my new shiny heatran
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13892862 Ashamed of your Italian version, bro?
Anonymous
Can you limit it to just Shining Eevees? I want a shiny Eevee for dat Shiny Sylveon in X/Y. Thanks Distro.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13893478 Okay just DW Eevee, creation trio and Sableye for a while.
Anonymous
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Was wondering why i got like 3 eevees in a row.
Anonymous
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I just wanna say thanks to distrobro for helping me max out my join avenue.
Anonymous
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All these Eevees.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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I swear if you guys keep connecting without bumping the thread I'm gonna slap ya on the buttcheeks.
Anonymous
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Dem shinies doe. Thanks bruh
Anonymous
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Thanks, 'bro. Got so many derps for my Join Avenue it reached the final rank. Love ya!
Anonymous
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bumpan for the bro
Anonymous
I kinda wish there was less of a chance to get shinies. Getting shinies every pull kinda ruins their specialness.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13894587 I actually try to keep the shiny/non-shiny rate at ~50%, at least on the list.
Anonymous
>>13894602 I know, I just wish the program you were using had an option to set ratios for delivery so you could make things more or less rare.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13894616 That could be done by doubling or tripling every non-shiny on the list I guess. I could change their gender, nature and all that.
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Many thanks, distrobro! I always enjoy these.
Anonymous
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just got the same slowpoke 3 times in a row
Anonymous
>>13891008 >implying it will be that sophisticated >implying anything gamefreak does is this sophisticated Anonymous
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Pretty cool Thanks man
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Just got a Shiny Turtwig... nicknamed Nelson. I LOL'd.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13894800 I'm pretty sure that mons like my example will pass just fine.
Anonymous
>>13894833 yeah they will. yours are created correctly. im still quite surprised that there were people who actually got banned for using hacked pokemon when it's literally byte-for-byte impossible for them to detect them if they're done correctly.
Anonymous
Just grabbed my DS, are the Dialga and Palkia still up?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13894851 I fear the day
I'll have to move the entire list to the bank 200 is not enough Anonymous
>>13894941 Will you keep doing distro for 5th gen even when X/Y come out since the 3DS's network hasn't been reversed engineered?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13894923 Come and grab them.
Anonymous
How about just some DW Gen II mons for a bit, OP?
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13894968 >since the 3DS's network hasn't been reversed engineered Not sure what you mean here? I hope I can transform all these 5thGen files into 6thGen ones and also make new ones for XY only. The distro shall live on.
>>13894995 How about I
pat you on the head? Anonymous
>>13894995 Seconding this
But less shinies if possible
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thanks based distro
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13895037 Working on doubling every non-shiny on the list with gender and nature swaps. Requests are a no-go with that much connections.
Anonymous
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>>13895034 A Slowpoke holding a King's Rock... You truly are a man of the people, my friend.
Anonymous
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>>13895119 Alright no problem.
Thanks
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Thanks distroBro, you're a good bro
Anonymous
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i hope this will increase my chances of getting less slowpokes
Anonymous
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THANKS, DISTRO.
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>workin' on it
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Fuck yes. Got a Darkrai. Thanks!
Anonymous
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Do you have any ev trained dream world Ho-oH's or Lugia's in your database?
Anonymous
Whats up with the houndoom with 0 IVs and health
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13895473 You didn't have a full party.
Anonymous
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>>13895473 bad egg.
Catch a patrat or something till you have a full party of 6.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuck my life. I hardly every get to these distro's in time and the one time I do I left my DS in my friends car. Is there anyway I can find out about these before they go up?
Anonymous
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13895803 Add that guy on facebook and get into the secret group:
https://www.fac ebook.com/paul.poulak Anonymous
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>>13895870 probably some porn or shit but what do I have to lose
Anonymous
>>13895870 you should get a twitter or something I can follow.
My parents use facebook and bother me about everything I like or follow. They are like fucking stalkers so I hardly use it anymore.
Anonymous
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Finally done with classes! It is now time to get some awesome Pokes!
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
>>13895929 That's why the group is secret. Stalking parents and relatives. Shit is everywhere.
Anonymous
>>13895946 >naked dude on a beach yeah, no.
Anonymous
>>13895946 Does this secret group speak english?
One of the guy's posts were in a completely different language.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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>>13896000 >>13895990 That facebook page is mine and the secret group is as English-speaking as /vp/. Why would I scam your shit?
Anonymous
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>>13895803 Oh hell yeah just found my dsi now for my pokemon black
Anonymous
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Hey Distrobro you think you can put up a latias. I haven't had luck trading normally for one
Anonymous
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>>13891111 I'll give you the simplest answer. Distro is short for distribution, no matter the context. Pokemon distro? Pokemon are being distributed. GNU/Linux distro? Distribution of GNU/Linux. Think about things more literally. For example, meme is in the dictionary and people still think it's a new concept.
Distrobro !RkMG6R5bKc
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Shutting down the server in ~1 hour. I'll keep working on dusting all these files. If you guys wanna know about next distro, see
>>13895870 Anonymous
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>>13891133 Go to your connection settings, choose manual DNS, enter the IP that OP posted as your DNS and then go to the GTS.
Anonymous
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Bump. Getting some great stuff here. Distrobro is best /vp/ user.
Anonymous
Nothing but communication errors and a braviery. Gonna keep trying though, thanks Distrobro!
Anonymous
>>13896877 If you have a WPA key-protected router, you're gonna have a bad time.
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thank you based distrobro
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Okay, maybe someone here can tell me how to get my DS games to go online. I use Connectify and can get my 3DS games to go online, but not my DS games like White/White 2. What am I doing wrong?
Anonymous
>>13897032 This could explain it. Though I've gotten dozens of mons off distros before...
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>>13897111 then a shiny umbreon comes in. based.
the trips provided luck Anonymous
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>>13897111 Dunno man, I had a WPA key before, with that I culdn'd connect to the Internet via DS. My friend too has a router Wpa-protected, and using a 3DS he can't connect with DS games. I changed the key to a WPA one, and now I have no problem whatsoever.
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Shutting down the server! We've got a secret facebook group and also a mailing list. Learn more at the e-mail address in my trip.