Hands on your heart.

Now all rise for the Anti-Pokemon national anthem.

I wanna be the very best, if hating them was.
To bitch them is my real test, to torture them is my cause...
I will fuck em’ across the land, bitching them fair and square,
These Pokémon to understand, the pain they'll gonna get.
Pokémon...gotta bitch 'em all!!
It's you and some bullets
I know it’s this HTML
Pokémon...Oh..you were never my best friend,
in a world i must defend of the Pokefreaks.
Pokémon...gotta bitch 'em all!!
Your heart so true--my hate will blow it up!
I'll teach you to die right now!
Pokémon!
Gotta Bitch 'Em All!
Gotta Bitch 'Em All!
THE-GAY-MONSTERS!

You may be seated.

And now, a special guest appearance of our mentor Chysythe. Chysythe, if you have any words of wisdom, please share them with our audience. They would be delighted to hear.

"ASH IS GAY."

Words to live by. Thank you, Chysythe. You are a blessing to us all.

This concludes today's sermon. Remember to check out our websites:

http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/antipokemon/master.html

http://www.angelfire.com/games2/loudhouse/ap.html

http://slugmonkey00.tripod.com/id17.htm