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>On school
>boring ass classes, today we have computer class
>okay this should be juuuuuuuust fine
>the teacher gives us some stupid shit to do
>finish it instantly
>okay what do
>play pokemon showdown
>do randoms and win twice
>time"s up
>everyone heads to the classroom
>i find a lob of spaghetti hoops on my pencilbox
>whatthefuck.jpg
>as i clean the spaghetti hoops from my dirty pencilbox, some kid asks me
>"do yu like pokeymans"
>answer with yeah, try to keep it cool
>the spaghetti hoops are suddently moving
>the classroom keeps mentioning pokeymans
>some guy says he remembers some guy called CENIZA CATSUP
>what the fuck omg
>some guy says he only knows pikablu and mew2
>omg get me out of here
>everyone starts mentioning the most popular mascots
>i cringe while emptying out the spaghetti hoops
>some spaghetti hoops fall into my pants
>the teacher notices
>i try to desperatedly clean them off why my classmates keep blabbering about pokeymans
>someone mentions bakugan
>i start going insane by the cancer and keep cleaning my pencilbox
>i turn around, only to see my teacher staring at me
>the class is dead
>he says they shouldn"t have fucked with pokeymons
>he takes out his ds, only to reveal his team of 6 sudowoodos
>all shiny
>what the fuck dude
>he wants to battle
>they are all called erect dick
>oh god what the fuck let me out
>i try to walk out of the classroom
>he pushes me and i trip
>the spaghetti hoops are now all over my pockets
>i accept my fate and lie on the floor
>the teacher suddently explodes into a pool of guts
>the wall cracks
>giratina is in the classroom
>holyshit.jpg
>giratina leaves
>giratina then turns around only to see spaghetti hoops all over the classroom
>giratina uses some signature move i dont remember and kills me