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Quoted By: >>13899772 >>13899803 >>13900661 >>13900840 >>13900876
well heres my story /vp/
>little sister and her friends are over
>they're 15-16 years old
>im in my room playing black version on my 3DS
>one of them sees me from the hallway and starts to laugh
>the other one joins in and starts to laugh too
>ask whats so funny
>"anon your playing videogames?"
>"y-yea"
>"is it poke-E-man?"
>"y-yea it is"
>they start laughing really hard
>i start to tear up cause it feels like high school all over again
>one girl grabs her tits
>"whats that matter anon? wish you could suck on these instead of playing games all day?"
>look at her straight in the eyes
>"my sister told me you had an abortion and you liked seeing your own brothers penis."
>the look of horror on her face
>the other girl calls me an asshole
>now im looking at her
>"at least i dont suck dick at the park for 20 dollars of weed."
>they both are speechless
>i go to shut my door
>just then the two girls both start to scream
>the floor begins to shake
>oh god whats happening?!?
>they start hugging
>one girl falls into the other
>they're morphing together now
>what the fuck!??!?
>holy shit they're evolving!!!
>the bright glow is blinding
>it settles down
>oh my fucking god
>in my hallway stands a giant gardevoir topless in a mini skirt
>alright pokemon master. its your time to shine.
>"so baby. how about you come in my room for a little mouth ride?"
>"haha anon. i dont think so. shouldnt you be shitposting on /vp/ right now?"
>mfw
>little sister and her friends are over
>they're 15-16 years old
>im in my room playing black version on my 3DS
>one of them sees me from the hallway and starts to laugh
>the other one joins in and starts to laugh too
>ask whats so funny
>"anon your playing videogames?"
>"y-yea"
>"is it poke-E-man?"
>"y-yea it is"
>they start laughing really hard
>i start to tear up cause it feels like high school all over again
>one girl grabs her tits
>"whats that matter anon? wish you could suck on these instead of playing games all day?"
>look at her straight in the eyes
>"my sister told me you had an abortion and you liked seeing your own brothers penis."
>the look of horror on her face
>the other girl calls me an asshole
>now im looking at her
>"at least i dont suck dick at the park for 20 dollars of weed."
>they both are speechless
>i go to shut my door
>just then the two girls both start to scream
>the floor begins to shake
>oh god whats happening?!?
>they start hugging
>one girl falls into the other
>they're morphing together now
>what the fuck!??!?
>holy shit they're evolving!!!
>the bright glow is blinding
>it settles down
>oh my fucking god
>in my hallway stands a giant gardevoir topless in a mini skirt
>alright pokemon master. its your time to shine.
>"so baby. how about you come in my room for a little mouth ride?"
>"haha anon. i dont think so. shouldnt you be shitposting on /vp/ right now?"
>mfw
