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>Sitting at computer in class this morning
>Professor isn't there yet, got time to kill
>Check /vp/ because bored
>See Fossil Pokemon evolutions announced
>See Tyrantrum in all his glory
>Instant boner
>Friend looks over
>"Oooh, that Brachiosaurus one looks cool! I'd get that one over the T-Rex one"
>I look over at him, shocked
>Suddenly, the ground shakes
>I see a glass of water vibrate on another desk
>Wall collapses, Tyrantrum roars
>Everyone in the class starts freaking out, I sit there calmly in front of my beloved
>Tyrantrum uses Dragon Rage. The attack and resulting debris kill all the students except me
>Tyrantrum looks over the dead bodies
>"They didn't stand a Chansey."
>He then looks over to me
>I brace myself, knowing whats about to come
>However, he only looks at me
>"... No. You are not ready yet."
>I'm shocked, and ask him if he's sure
>"Absol-utely."
Tyrantrum is love, Tyrantrum is life.
>Professor isn't there yet, got time to kill
>Check /vp/ because bored
>See Fossil Pokemon evolutions announced
>See Tyrantrum in all his glory
>Instant boner
>Friend looks over
>"Oooh, that Brachiosaurus one looks cool! I'd get that one over the T-Rex one"
>I look over at him, shocked
>Suddenly, the ground shakes
>I see a glass of water vibrate on another desk
>Wall collapses, Tyrantrum roars
>Everyone in the class starts freaking out, I sit there calmly in front of my beloved
>Tyrantrum uses Dragon Rage. The attack and resulting debris kill all the students except me
>Tyrantrum looks over the dead bodies
>"They didn't stand a Chansey."
>He then looks over to me
>I brace myself, knowing whats about to come
>However, he only looks at me
>"... No. You are not ready yet."
>I'm shocked, and ask him if he's sure
>"Absol-utely."
Tyrantrum is love, Tyrantrum is life.
