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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:10:50 No.13916410 View View Reply Original Report

You receive a box from amazon with holes in it.
http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php decides the contents, how happy/fucked are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:13:03 No.13916424 Report

Quoted By: >>13916588

>>13916410
Every damn time, I always roll this fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:15:51 No.13916441 Report

Quoted By:

>Golbat

fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:18:34 No.13916464 Report

Quoted By:

>#577 - Solosis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:19:08 No.13916466 Report

Quoted By:

>dugtrio in a box

I like to think the other part of its body resides in a different plane of existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:19:36 No.13916471 Report

Quoted By:

Altaria

mitebcool.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:19:46 No.13916473 Report

Quoted By:

>Deoxys
Welp. Guess I better get started on ruling the world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:20:30 No.13916476 Report

Quoted By:

aww yaaay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:20:37 No.13916478 Report

Quoted By:

>#80 - Slowbro

I'm not sure what to do with it other than hug it and maybe give it a few crackers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:20:43 No.13916479 Report

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>Mudkip

I d'awwwwed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:23:44 No.13916505 Report

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Send it back and call them fagets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:23:57 No.13916506 Report

Quoted By: >>13916518

>charizard

Pretty awesome, but how did it fit and not burn away the box?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:25:40 No.13916518 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916506
>but how did it fit
Charizard is five feet tall, anon
as for burning the box, no idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:25:44 No.13916519 Report

Quoted By:

>Cherubi

I get to have dinner tonight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:26:45 No.13916522 Report

Quoted By: >>13916528

Anyone want to trade?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:27:27 No.13916528 Report

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>>13916522
sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:29:35 No.13916549 Report

Quoted By:

>Munchlax

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:29:44 No.13916550 Report

Quoted By: >>13916569

Are there holes in the box because the polemon it it was stuffed in the box then stabbed many times?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:30:56 No.13916555 Report

Quoted By: >>13916562

>Mr. Mime

Yikes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:30:59 No.13916556 Report

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>Claydol
I remember there being a filler episode of the anime in ADV where a giant Claydol was terrorizing the mountainside and tried to destroy a neighboring town.

Can I have THAT Claydol, amazon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:31:48 No.13916561 Report

Quoted By:

Gible yay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:31:58 No.13916562 Report

Quoted By: >>13916594

>>13916555
the box was invisible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:32:47 No.13916569 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916550
They have to breathe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:33:43 No.13916573 Report

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Drowzee.
Perfect way to fix my insomnia, and then later on evolve him in Hypno so I get go get all them loliladies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:35:08 No.13916583 Report

Quoted By:

>Spearow

I just received my mom's sparrow through the mail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:35:09 No.13916584 Report

Quoted By:

>Azumarill
I'm OK with this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:35:16 No.13916586 Report

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could be worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:35:30 No.13916588 Report

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>>13916424
That is one massive box.

>I've mistyped the captcha 5 times now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:36:21 No.13916593 Report

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Its phione.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:36:20 No.13916594 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916562
i lel'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:36:29 No.13916596 Report

Quoted By: >>13916606

>Gardevoir
>sweating intensifies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:38:03 No.13916606 Report

Quoted By: >>13916618

>>13916596

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:38:30 No.13916608 Report

Quoted By:

Treecko! Not my first choice, but I'd be happy.
At least it isn't Alomomola or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:38:31 No.13916609 Report

Quoted By: >>13916615

> Pokemon # fucking 1: Bulbasaur

Im happy as hell.

> Handy around the house thanks to utility vine whip.
> Use leech seed on other people and absorb their health you youth like fucking raaz al ghuul
> Have bulba meditate in the sun to learn solarbeam to wreck shit
> teach it sunny day so I can grow plants (mostly weed) all year round

FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:39:58 No.13916613 Report

Quoted By:

bagon.

I'm fucking okay with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:40:22 No.13916615 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916609
>> teach it sunny day so I can grow plants (mostly weed) all year round
>not hoping for oddish so you can have an infinite supply

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:40:29 No.13916618 Report

Quoted By: >>13916633

>>13916606
MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:40:37 No.13916620 Report

Quoted By: >>13916629

>Xatu
Psychic powers, nobody is stopping me, if ever I need to use force to gain something/escape/whatever.

However, more interestingly is the ability to see into the future. Power like that could land me insanely rich, help me avoid disasters, and land me whatever grill I choose.

I actually hate this thing, but it's uses are undoubtedly good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:41:36 No.13916627 Report

Quoted By:

>Lucario
ALRIGHT!
>Implying I'm a furry.
>Implying he's not just going to be my bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:42:01 No.13916628 Report

Quoted By:

Don't fuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:42:37 No.13916629 Report

Quoted By: >>13916636 >>13916640

>>13916620
>that spoiler
Xatu always creeped me out, it looks emotionless
but I guess that means it won't give a shit if I talk about it behind its back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:44:02 No.13916633 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916618
>telling people about a report
that breaks a rule too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:44:35 No.13916636 Report

Quoted By: >>13916641 >>13916652

>>13916629
Xatu emotions 1/3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:46:37 No.13916640 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916629
I always thought that it was petrified by the pain and terrible things it has foreseen. The bad ALWAYS out ways the good. Just think about how many sad moments in your life you remember next to the good. Or the last time you heard a heartwarming story on the news that wasn't about some Syrian family in the war.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:47:06 No.13916641 Report

Quoted By: >>13916646 >>13916652

>>13916636
Xatu emotions 2/3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:47:29 No.13916642 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw Zangoose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:49:28 No.13916646 Report

Quoted By: >>13916652

>>13916641
Xatu emotions 3/3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:50:21 No.13916652 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916636
confusion
>>13916641
harden
>>13916646
swagger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:51:11 No.13916653 Report

Quoted By:

>Onix
You'd think I'd know before I even opened the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:51:48 No.13916656 Report

Quoted By: >>13916660 >>13916667

I feel like she'd make a very good hairstylist
>inb4 >she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:52:24 No.13916660 Report

Quoted By: >>13916667

>>13916656
Pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:53:15 No.13916667 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916660
>>13916656

>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:54:18 No.13916670 Report

Quoted By: >>13916678 >>13916681 >>13916684

I'm dead, aren't I?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:54:36 No.13916672 Report

Quoted By:

Not nicknaming it Rikitikitavi would be a disgrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:55:31 No.13916678 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916670
Nah', I'm sure you'll be justYes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:55:44 No.13916681 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916670
Lucky bastard. That fucker's my favorite gen 3 poke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:56:29 No.13916684 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916670
Cacturne's a cuddly guy, you'll be fine anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:57:43 No.13916685 Report

Quoted By: >>13916696

#450 - Hippowdon
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 07:59:30 No.13916696 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916685
>implying it'll have sand stream
Still though, feeding it'd be a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:01:12 No.13916702 Report

Quoted By:

>Poochyena

Aww, it's biting the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:01:31 No.13916704 Report

Quoted By:

>Politoed
FUCK IT'S RAINING INSIDE MY HOUSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:01:39 No.13916706 Report

Quoted By: >>13916712 >>13916714

>Abra

>Open box
>See Abra
>Abra used teleport
>have nothing but a box with holes

:C

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:02:45 No.13916712 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916706
HAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:03:18 No.13916714 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916706
Time to make a fort!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:07:54 No.13916728 Report

Quoted By:

>>13916410
>Clefairy.

I can live with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:12:04 No.13916744 Report

Quoted By:

Arcanine, not bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:16:21 No.13916760 Report

Quoted By:

>Flygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:17:04 No.13916763 Report

Quoted By:

Grovyle. It's okay, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:19:17 No.13916776 Report

Quoted By:

#531 - Audino

I can't wait to cuddle it and fall asleep with my new stuff animal friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:21:19 No.13916782 Report

Quoted By:

>Mismagius

Erm, okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:34:45 No.13916865 Report

Quoted By:

Staravia

okay and now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:36:45 No.13916877 Report

Quoted By:

cascoon, fml, I don't want a fucking dustox. I'd literally hide the pokeball under a god damn rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:37:59 No.13916885 Report

Quoted By:

O++O

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:39:00 No.13916888 Report

Quoted By:

>Gabite

Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 08:47:46 No.13916930 Report

Quoted By:

>Electrode
A BOMB

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 09:33:44 No.13917161 Report

Quoted By:

I...

ummm

this is either an immense success or i'm seriously screwed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 09:49:04 No.13917208 Report

Quoted By:

I think I'm gonna let it go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 09:54:12 No.13917221 Report

Quoted By:

>Archen
Aww.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 09:56:52 No.13917225 Report

Quoted By:

nigga that's kawaii as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 11:19:28 No.13917590 Report

Quoted By:

I'm okay with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 11:28:21 No.13917632 Report

Quoted By:

>Jirachi
Fuck yes now I can wish for pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 11:31:07 No.13917641 Report

Quoted By:

>bulbasaur

I wanted the fire starter dammit!

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 11:41:23 No.13917691 Report

Quoted By: >>13918017 >>13918114

Rate my luck, guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:32:34 No.13918017 Report

Quoted By:

>>13917691
>getting a useless shit Pokemon that thinks he's so much better than every other Pokemon.

>Luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:36:41 No.13918052 Report

Quoted By:

>Igglybuff

Wel..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:42:02 No.13918090 Report

Quoted By:

>Groudon
Fuck Archie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:44:58 No.13918109 Report

Quoted By:

>Tailow

Once it becomes a Swellow I can fly everywhere!
This is good though because I like the generic birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:46:47 No.13918114 Report

Quoted By:

>>13917691
Good luck picking up after it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:50:52 No.13918144 Report

Quoted By:

I've been meaning to get a house plant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:52:09 No.13918155 Report

Quoted By:

>Gible
I'm happy with that.
I'll call him Gizmo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 12:55:03 No.13918175 Report

Quoted By:

My god...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:03:03 No.13918232 Report

Quoted By:

>Yamask
Pretty fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:03:26 No.13918235 Report

Quoted By: >>13918278

>Ninetales

Uhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhh.

Gonna say I'm fucked because it will steal my soul in my sleep or something weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:08:26 No.13918278 Report

Quoted By:

>>13918235
>I open the box
>explosion
>WAAAABUFFFEETTT.mp3
>neighbor kids just messing with their airbag chemicals again
>I'll show them
>inflate the balloon
>put it outside their window

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:10:00 No.13918291 Report

Quoted By:

>#480 - Uxie
>The pokemon that literally invented thinking

This is even better than Alakazam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:33:17 No.13918487 Report

Quoted By:

Me: Starly
Sweet, that's alright I guess. (trade time here I come)
Girlfriend: Dunsparce
I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:40:05 No.13918562 Report

Quoted By:

>sewaddle
kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:43:08 No.13918599 Report

Quoted By:

Pretty kick ass.
I got Attack Deoxys.
Not too big, but packs a massive punch.
As much as I like Lugia, I'd have no idea where to take it to use it.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:43:17 No.13918601 Report

Quoted By:

Oh boy I'm ash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:44:05 No.13918612 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:48:35 No.13918670 Report

Quoted By:

>#548 - Petilil
Grass waifu here I come

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 13:51:05 No.13918702 Report

Quoted By:

>Skitty

T-t-thanks M-mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 14:12:01 No.13918956 Report

Quoted By:

>with holes in it

Because that was spoilered, I thought OP meant lewd things.

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