So i went to the shops today to grab a few things, but there was no price on the butter. I found a shop assistant and asked them about it.
"Excuse me, is this Butterfree" I asked.
"What do you think this is, charity?" She snarled back "Quit bustin' Machops"
I quickly backed away, and as i did, i noticed she was not wearing Abra.
"Miss" i said, "You seem like my kinda girl, care to join me on a date?"
She clearly noticed my Charmander attitude to me quickly changed.