This isn't /cpg/. Don't post any non-Showderp battle or replay here. If you don't like us, filter us.
In Showderp, we call for a champ. The first person to respond when the previous champ steps down claims the position.
We recommend that champs use a tripcode to prevent confusion.
Showderp viewers will then suggest any six Pokemon: the suggestions can be as vague as "your favorite RU Pokemon", or detailed down to EVs and moves.
Shitmons (such as Heal Pulse-only Slowbro and Black Sludge Shedinja) can be fun for a while, but they will usually serve as only dead weight on a team.
The champ will take the first six Pokemon and mess with the OU tier (sometimes Ubers or even LC) with his or her ragtag band.
After some battles, the champ calls for a new team before battling again, or steps down from the position and call for a new champ.
The cycle of showderping thus continues.
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plug.dj/showderp-1/ play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp Our current champ is Kirbles and he has a (shitty) team and is battling right now. Don't suggest 'mons.
pick is champ, he already has a team.
Old bread:
>>13920407
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
pick
>>13923324 I'm not champ you dimwit
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13923354 s-sorry. i forgot to delete that one
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13923324 >Our current champ is Kirbles and he has a (shitty) team and is battling right now. Don't suggest 'mons. >pick is champ, he already has a team. pick
al
GIVE ME YOUR SHEKELS
showderp.crabdance.com Airaclya !!BlfDV6Y5kLO
>>13923324 >Our current champ is Kirbles and he has a (shitty) team and is battling right now. Don't suggest 'mons. >pick is champ, he already has a team. Anonymous
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Amidst the incessant shitposting and tripfag drama that is Showderp General, a solitary autist silently observes from afar, his unmoving gaze coldly absorbing the noxious waste laid out upon the screen of his Dell Optiplex 770. Somewhere, a tripfag posts the words "le ebin trole" - he feels nothing. What he feels is ineffable, existential, and ultimately, inevitable. His hand emerges from the cusp of a freshly opened bag of Doritos, coming to rest gently on the tip of his K-mart fedora. In a solemn gesture of understanding, he pushes the brim just below the fringes of his greasy, unkempt eyebrows. A wave of euphoria washes through his morbidly obese frame, for only s4lmon knows who will survive in Showderp.
Anonymous
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>>13923329 we already know this, hence
>>13922994 being the only real solution.
Anonymous
>>13923375 >>13923379 >the bone never leaves the hand Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
Anonymous
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
>>13923423 Perhaps you should lurk moar.
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13923427 my dick lurked into ur mums vagina lmao
Anonymous
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>>13923427 He said shekels, not Shrekle
Anonymous
Anonymous
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
I say we let the oldfags champ, that way he'll be too busy playing pokemon to shitpost in the thread
Anonymous
>>13923447 >You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it. The fuck?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13923494 Dont worry, I did it for you
Anonymous
>>13923493 Only one of them can champ at a time (I count 5 shitposting tripfags), and while he does the rest are continuing to shit up the thread and the champ's game chat.
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
>>13923523 ur mum is a shitposting tripfag.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
>>13923564 thats because ur my mum lel
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
Airaclya !!BlfDV6Y5kLO
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>>13923523 >not tripfagging Anonymous
>>13923535 >>13923564 its just 1 person being le epic trolle, thats why you cant report it more than 1 time
everyone just needs to report it
Anonymous
My dick is getting all hard and veined, what's going on?
Anonymous
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>>13923594 you are samefagging, thats what
Anonymous
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
Anonymous
Anonymous
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
If flippy, Plasma, Raven, or Air: Banded Zubat with only Leech Life and Astonish If not: Scarf Moxiemence
hugh jazz !YCkM3Nac/.
Sacrifite (Smeargle) @ Choice Scarf Trait: Own Tempo EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP Timid Nature - Destiny Bond - Memento - Lunar Dance - Grudge
Anonymous
Mewtwo with only heal pulse
>>13923619 Anonymous
>>13923619 Quagsire with Rest, Sleep Talk, Stockpile, and Recover
Anonymous
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>>13923619 >ate] [Auto] 8 >Delete Post [File Only] Password >Style >[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / aggron
Anonymous
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>>13923619 thrash bouflant
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Funbro guy from last 3 teams here. Do you guys even fast?
hugh jazz !YCkM3Nac/.
MisterLister !EfVwyVp5SE
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
Anonymous
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>>13923651 NO STOPS ON THE FUN TRAIN
Anonymous
>>13923648 I'm too busy teaching backflippyironchef that "newfag" is as empty a turn as the definition of freedom as "Freedom is to do what you wish to do as long as you infringe nobody else's freedom" is a tautology, so I couldn't fast.
ManyCookies !!IiB67E6inJ5
>>13923648 I have a champ call typed in first. If he calls new team instead of champ, I almost always have enough time to type in/copypasta a suggestion.
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13923683 Yeah this is what I do. I have a champ call typed out and a team suggestion copied and ready for paste.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
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>>13923696 You don't put a comma after "because".
Anonymous
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>>13923674 You are seriously wasting your time even replying to any of them.
Anonymous
hugh jazz !YCkM3Nac/.
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>>13923683 smart
i really do want to champ again but i'll wait until the shitmon parade quiets down
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
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>>13923674 >teaching hue
B4C is le ebin trole. You're a fucking idiot who can't handle being called a newfag
Aggi
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>>13923683 Do you also have an awesome quote of the champ when he steps down? :^)
Anonymous
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Who is this guy who list Unown to shitmons? He is legit pokemon who can wreck some teams with right HP-type and all around better than Ledian, Carnivine, etc.
Anonymous
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>>13923648 Shitposting moves a faster than light speed, apparently.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
roll for dubs with me showderp
Anonymous
Peemoo !!/7jWWBrPE0D
>showderp often trolls people on showdown >one guy trolls us back >people lose their shit ...i am dissapoint
Anonymous
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13923854 This isn't even trolling, it's just a waste of time
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13923958 only trips can stop this train
also dub get pls
Anonymous
So while this is going on, if we're actually trying to ruse people with reports, we should agree on a standard report template; the messages are a lot less credible if we're all over the place with our report structure/reasons. So something like: "/me has reported NAME for the following reason(s): [Reason1],[Reason2],[Reason3]. Press ctrl-w to open an appeal window for this report." The reasons should be official sounding; rather than "hacking", the reason should be "RNG Manipulation". Other good reports might be "Time Stalling" "Unsportsmanlike Behavior" "Illegal Actions" "Viewsharing" etc., but creativity is nice as always. This would be meant for actual rusing; if you're just joke reporting, no fault to you and carry on.
marrilandfan99
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>not using solarpower specs fire blast charizard in the sun for massive dommage >not knowing that fireblast has 810 power under those conditions
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Peemoo !!/7jWWBrPE0D
Anonymous
>>13923966 here's the template I use
has reported user xxxxxx for the following reason(s): xxxxxx This user now has (1) warning on his/her account. Please press Ctrl + W to appeal for this warning.
Anonymous
>>13923966 >if we're actually trying to ruse people Stop being a faggot.
We need to stop doing this shit every goddamn match. It's funny when it happens every once in a while but faggots keep beating the dead horse and have completely killed the novelty of it.
Just shut up and watch faggots play pokemon
Morfent !DoGGIEqt1A
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
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>>13924004 Morfent you fucking newfag fuck off
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
>>13923966 We also need a standard name for the Report Bot. It's not hard to sound official, though, but leave that to the guy who's acting as the bot.
>>13924002 But it only does happen once in a while. Or has there been someone acting as bot while I'm gone?
Anonymous
>>13923994 The Warning count is a nice touch, but doesn't scale super well if a lot of people are reporting. Also last sentence should be "Press Ctrl + w to appeal this and other warnings."
Anonymous
>>13924046 yesterday I did it and someone put a 2 instead of a one, if we work together it can work, sort of.
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924066 luck of the irish ;)
Anonymous
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>>13924063 That was me, directly after someone else reposted it with a 1 again though. Its hard to maintain when the reports are spammed
Anonymous
>>13924046 It's better if there's a "report bot" handling "reports".
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13924042 It happens every fucking day now
Anonymous
>>13924092 How would said report bot handle reports?
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924112 dubs for us rusers :^)
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924134 dubs for ur mum
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
>>13924121 [USER] has been reported [x] time(s).
A moderator will be notified.
[NOT MOD] has started a vote to ban [user].
Votes needed: [x]
Anonymous
>>13924158 So with a bot, we'd drop the whole "Press Ctrl-w to appeal" thing?
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
We may need to declare a "report bot" before entering each battle so there aren't numerous
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
Anonymous
Anonymous
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
>>13924184 I could include that in the paste at the start of every battle.
>>13924213 I usually do this bot thing. All I need is to be quick about entering battles.
Anonymous
>>13924234 It'd be kind of conspicuous that the bot didn't post that in the user's other battles. I guess you could post that first few reports, before the "Moderator" is notified.
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
>>13924279 This is the full paste for sanic bots who get in at the start.
Don't forget to report users for bad behavior. You can do this by mousing over their name and pressing Ctrl + W; they will be muted until a mod or admin reviews the chat log.
You can check info on a Pokémon by mousing over its sprite and pressing Ctrl + W: this will open a tab in Showdown listing common movesets associated with the Pokémon, as well as checks and counters.
If a user is reported 10 times, a moderator will be notified. If the same user is reported 15 times, an admin will be notified.
Reports can be appealed by mousing over your name and pressing Ctrl + W.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
Anonymous
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6-0ed in 222 turns
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13924326 Most of the people won't have the mental capacity to register what that paragraph says
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Faggot !GaybOYmIqU
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Did anyone time that battle?
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
if not, use any Pokemon frequently used in shitmons. It has to have an edgy name/
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13924350 Swagger pysch up
Anonymous
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>>13924350 waifu with no petal dance
Anonymous
>>13924326 I like it, but don't double up on Ctrl + W, pick one thing for it to do.
Anonymous
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>>13924350 speedy speedy pokeman
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13924350 Drizzle Toad, Light Ball and Fling
Anonymous
Anonymous
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
Anonymous
>>13924376 >playing cookie clicker THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Aggi
Not Canadian !!VDNZqJjWzAQ
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>>13924372 The 1st and 4th lines are okay, but we need a different shortcut for the 2nd line.
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13924354 I hope you faggits realize this is being submitted by a bot.
Anonymous
>>13924499 lol fuk u raven
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
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>>13924499 >double dubs hue
CHECK OUT THESE DUBS FAGGOTS
inb4 no dubs
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924499 :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924527 raven, I'm about to get dubs
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
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>>13924551 >our battle got dubs Airaclya !!BlfDV6Y5kLO
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>>13924499 Nice dubs there
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924556 the ass was fat
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924575 ur ass isnt even that fat lmao
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924594 ur mum's ass was fat when I fucked her last night lmao
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924605 too bad my mum has a dick fag lmao
Airaclya !!BlfDV6Y5kLO
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924617 her ass was still pretty fat though lmao
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924628 her ass was a dick gay boi
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924637 well ur mum has a fat dick ass and I fucked it lmao
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
>>13924660 so ur gay?!?!??!?!??????
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924663 for you and ur mum xD
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
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>>13924682 hahahahhaha fag
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
Anonymous
Guys the replay won't go past turn 174
Anonymous
Anonymous
Attention Showderp, please consider for your own sanity>Settings >[√] Filters & Highlights >[Edit] >Add >!6xo1Nu98Lg >!!ygrY5H7uEsg >!hyQ/zQyIa6 >Hide [√] >Save >Save Settings Have a good day.
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
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>>13924826 >hiding me, kirby, and raven fuck off faggot
Kirby !hyQ/zQyIa6
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
Anonymous
THATSRAVEN !yfTP4xkY52
Anonymous
>>13924859 claiming champ since the other was ban
Anonymous
unnerve tyranitar
>>13924929 Anonymous
>>13924929 trick room bronzong called fun bro
Anonymous
>>13924929 Moxie Salamence.
Anonymous
>>13924929 Regenerator Audino with heal pulse, simple beam, entrainment and wish.
THATSRAVEN !bg/jACZ1qI
>>13924924 >trying to imitate me check dese real dubz
Anonymous
>>13924929 LEARNING SMEARGLE
FIRST BATTLE MOVES
-Metronome
SECOND BATTLE MOVES
-Metronome
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
THIRD BATTLE MOVES
-Metronome
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
FOURTH BATTLE MOVES
-Metronome
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
-The move that metronome used in the last battle
Anonymous
Airaclya !!BlfDV6Y5kLO
>>13924929 champ never claimed new champ
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
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>>13924826 Not even me... I am disappoint.
THATSRAVEN !6xo1Nu98Lg
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>>13924946 back to my original trip, faggot
also dubs
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>13924964 champ stroked himself to death
backflippyironchef !!ygrY5H7uEsg
>>13924929 you do realise that kirbles is still champing right?
Anonymous
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>>13924964 he was kill tho
Anonymous
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
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>>13924975 Champ can into ban evasion, faggot.
THATSRAVEN
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DO YOU NIGGAS KNOW WHAT BAN EVASION IS?
Anonymous
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>>13924964 He's hasn't allowed for a new champ in hours. I was spectating like 4 hours ago and he was still at it when I came back. Fuck em.
Anonymous
>>13924977 You do realise that kirbles is a huge faggot, right?
Anonymous
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>>13924977 He can champ with new team
PlasmaKirby !!N1HLOGeZqmT
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>>13924997 You do realize that you are a huge faggot, right?
Anonymous
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fuk sorry, need to go. NEW CHAMP
Morfent !DoGGIEqt1A
Anonymous