>y-yeah, I choose the female mc 'cuz I like to w-watch dem nice hilda's ass through the entire gaem dude because I'm a manly man and I like to watch grills!

I don't mind if you choose the girl in Pokémon, I'm totally okay with it, but please don't justify it with such shitty excuse. This typical gamer justification to choose the girl character can't be applied to this specific game, their asses are like 3 pixels in line.