>Be me
>Walk into Target
>See my former bully, who killed my gay atheist uncle but got away with it, working at the little booth in the video games section
>"I'd like to preorder Pokemon X and Y"
>He snickers at me, but goes on.
>"Which one would you like?"
>"I just said. Pokemon X AND Pokemon Y. Both of them."
>My sharply witted words gained the attention of a few customers and employees
>"Whatever queer. Enjoy your kiddie games that haven't changed since Red and Blue."
>Start walking away, but he's still laughing and making fun of me to one of his coworkers, Kate Upton.
>I turn around
>"You know, Pokemon is a high developed game. Maybe not in terms of graphics, but it is certainly developed in it's mechanics. Have you ever tried breeding for shinies? I have. I have over 15 shinies over my time playing Pokemon and not one of them were RNG'd. Don't even try talking smack about competitive Pokemon. I have laddered to over 2000 ranking on every official metagame including Ubers and Little Cup on Pokemon Showdown, and I've also laddered to over 1900 ranking in 5 other metagames, including STABmons, Tier Shift, OU Monotype, 1v1, and Balanced Hackmons. I've also finished 3 Pokemon ROM hacks that have been given numerous awards on Pokecommunity. I bet you can't even nuzlocke FireRed! I'm most certainly looking forward to playing both Pokemon X AND Y multiple times at home while you work a dead-end Target job."
>My high school bully looks like he is almost about to cry.
>Everybody starts cheering.
>Kate Upton takes her top off and starts making out with me.
>An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the store and perched atop an American Flag and shed a tear on the shelves, which contain small XY starter figurines.
>The CEO of Target comes in and fires my High School bully on the spot.
>Junichi Masuda and Barack Obama call me and ask to have lunch with them.
