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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:07:18 No.13944948 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13945033 >>13946135 >>13950227 >>13956066 >>13964318 >>13964748 >>13964965

Pokemon that match your occupation thread. Mine is Swirlix because I work as a clown. Got like a dozen bags of leftover cotton candy from the last party I worked today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:10:00 No.13945020 Report

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Ludicolo because I work as a busser in a Mexican restaurant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:11:01 No.13945033 Report

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>>13944948
Anon, pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:13:00 No.13945065 Report

Quoted By: >>13945694

Do you like making children cry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:15:02 No.13945099 Report

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Delibird because I deliver ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:15:28 No.13945104 Report

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Timburr for now, doing carpentry and construction to get some dosh for college.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:16:25 No.13945114 Report

Quoted By: >>13945144

>tfw unemployed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:17:57 No.13945144 Report

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>>13945114

Tjup. Though I'm a bit more of a Slakoth since it hasn't been going on that long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:18:36 No.13945151 Report

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Porygon because I'm a data analyst

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:19:06 No.13945159 Report

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Tyrantrum because I'm a neckbeard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:19:21 No.13945163 Report

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Are you a rapist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:19:52 No.13945173 Report

Quoted By: >>13946310

Gardevoir because I'm an escort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:19:56 No.13945177 Report

Quoted By: >>13958345

I dunno, I'm a student in acting so...smeargle, I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:20:33 No.13945189 Report

Quoted By: >>13945869

Tropius because I work in a grocery store produce department.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:21:05 No.13945195 Report

Quoted By: >>13958626

Personal Trainer/Wrestling Coach

I would have put machamp but im not THAT ripped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:21:32 No.13945203 Report

Quoted By: >>13945214 >>13945482

It's not that bad, except on the days I accidentally think about life and start feeling like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:22:14 No.13945214 Report

Quoted By: >>13945242

>>13945203
You're a flasher?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:22:38 No.13945219 Report

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Digital Artist/ 3D animator

Guess Im going with porygon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:23:00 No.13945225 Report

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I work at night, so here's a nocturnal pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:23:35 No.13945236 Report

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guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:24:00 No.13945240 Report

Quoted By: >>13945371

When I am doing film editing, I feel like a manipulator of time itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:24:05 No.13945242 Report

Quoted By: >>13945329

>>13945214
He's a hihikamori. Otherwise known as a recluse that lives off of welfare.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:24:13 No.13945246 Report

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No jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:24:56 No.13945257 Report

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>>13945236
You either work at McDonalds or a Gun store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:25:11 No.13945261 Report

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>>13945236
You sell illegal fireworks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:25:48 No.13945269 Report

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>>13945257
I'd go with McDonalds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:02 No.13945270 Report

Quoted By: >>13946107

Delibird. I work as a courier for a lawyer buffet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:07 No.13945272 Report

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>>13945236
o-obama?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:12 No.13945274 Report

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>>13945236
Professional faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:25 No.13945281 Report

Quoted By: >>13945293 >>13945294 >>13945311 >>13945333

I clean hotel rooms.

You don't want to know the messes some people leave for me to clean up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:26 No.13945283 Report

Quoted By: >>13945310

Math Teacher

what would fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:26:36 No.13945285 Report

Quoted By: >>13945319

>>13945236

American Militia/Border control

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:27:37 No.13945293 Report

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>>13945281
no, please, tell us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:27:39 No.13945294 Report

Quoted By: >>13945308

>>13945281
>You don't want to know the messes some people leave for me to clean up.

Do tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:28:23 No.13945308 Report

Quoted By: >>13945383 >>13945395

>>13945294
They shit on the floor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:28:24 No.13945310 Report

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>>13945283
I guess...Clefairy? Because of that mini-game in Pokemon Stadium

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:28:24 No.13945311 Report

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>>13945281
I want to know. Tell us, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:28:55 No.13945319 Report

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>>13945285
close. USAF.

Daniruu

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Daniruu Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:29:11 No.13945324 Report

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I dunno if this would count since it's not really a job and what I do isn't exactly painting either. But I still do art for money sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:29:23 No.13945329 Report

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>>13945242
Nah, hikkikomori live off their parents. You need to have children in order to get welfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:29:31 No.13945333 Report

Quoted By: >>13945363

>>13945281
Have you ever had to clean semen stains?

Honest question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:29:56 No.13945344 Report

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>>13945159

kekked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:30:47 No.13945363 Report

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>>13945333
Maybe yours, anon ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:30:52 No.13945364 Report

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Primary Teacher, and I don't even know what that would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:31:21 No.13945371 Report

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>>13945240

I like your ambition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:32:01 No.13945383 Report

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>>13945308
I think story time needs to begin, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:32:46 No.13945395 Report

Quoted By: >>13945413 >>13945446

>>13945308
I make scarfs for a living. I don't know how I've lived this long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:32:52 No.13945400 Report

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Movie theater usher/concessionist, so trubbish for both. Seriously, theater food is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:33:49 No.13945413 Report

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>>13945395
Did not mean to reply to anyone, whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:33:52 No.13945416 Report

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Work as a counselor, so Ralts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:35:44 No.13945446 Report

Quoted By: >>13945526

>>13945395
I don't know how you're still living either. How's business?

That Guy

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That Guy Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:35:54 No.13945448 Report

Quoted By: >>13963558

I work as a stockperson at Goodwill. Gotta lift heavy shit and deal with stupid people. So pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:36:08 No.13945452 Report

Quoted By: >>13945474 >>13945503

College student. Undecided major.
No idea what that would be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:37:27 No.13945473 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:37:34 No.13945474 Report

Quoted By: >>13945592

>>13945452
>Undecided major
You best get on that shit. It's going to decide how the rest of your life turns out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:38:11 No.13945482 Report

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>>13945203
yep, same here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:39:19 No.13945503 Report

Quoted By: >>13945678

>>13945452

Kecleon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:40:55 No.13945526 Report

Quoted By: >>13945789

>>13945446
Faster than in the middle of summer, I can tell you that much. It's pretty cold here, it baffles me sometimes that I occasionally see repeat customers, who in their right mind would buy ANOTHER scarf after they already got one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:42:34 No.13945560 Report

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>>13945473
Gym Teacher?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:44:26 No.13945592 Report

Quoted By: >>13945625 >>13945641 >>13945681

>>13945474
Thank you for being one of the many people telling me that I have many unappealing options that I'm being forced to chose from and how it will inevitably lead to a life I probably won't enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:46:31 No.13945625 Report

Quoted By: >>13945657 >>13945679

>>13945592
>Many unappealing options
Well, what the fuck do you enjoy then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:47:25 No.13945641 Report

Quoted By: >>13945679

>>13945592
If you don't like college just fucking drop it, seriously. Are you getting a ridiculous debt (assuming you're american) to pay something you don't like?

Do something you like, you aren't obligated to get a major.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:48:31 No.13945657 Report

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>>13945625
Education covers a small percentage of what people may "like".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:48:36 No.13945659 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:50:01 No.13945678 Report

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>>13945503
Clever, but I think it's a Ditto considering he could be ANYTHING for right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:50:02 No.13945679 Report

Quoted By: >>13945836

>>13945625
If I could think of anything I'd be doing it already.
>>13945641
I'm not paying anything, it's a community college and I got a grant for being poor that pays for all of it.

That Guy

That Guy Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:50:06 No.13945681 Report

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>>13945592
>not doing something to help you make life that sucks dicks better for yourself
That's why I'm planning to major in music and/or human biology if I can afford both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:50:47 No.13945694 Report

Quoted By: >>13945757

>>13945065
Only the assholes, but most kids are surprisingly chill. The party I worked today was from a repeat client so I knew everyone pretty well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:51:47 No.13945714 Report

Quoted By: >>13945776

There is no Pokemon even close to resembling what I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:52:17 No.13945722 Report

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>>13945236
Something with Walmart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:54:34 No.13945757 Report

Quoted By: >>13945789

>>13945694
Can I hire you?
I want to pull scarves out of your anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:55:56 No.13945776 Report

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>>13945714
oh anon-kun you're so mysterious~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:56:55 No.13945787 Report

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I have a clown fetish.

That said, Cherrim. I'm a neet 95% of the time until bills come in. Then I start selling flowers and plants and herbs and junk. It's a glorious existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:57:14 No.13945789 Report

Quoted By: >>13945806 >>13945856

>>13945526
>>13945757

...Welp, I guess that's one reason I have repeat customers...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:57:30 No.13945793 Report

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>anesthesiologist
>breloom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 01:58:34 No.13945806 Report

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>>13945789
oh fuck, fuck you, you're killing my migraine from this laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:00:32 No.13945828 Report

Quoted By: >>13945840

Professional artist, so I guess Smeargle fits best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:01:10 No.13945836 Report

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>>13945679
I see. In that case you should be thankful, and go for it, if you don't like it, that's okay, but look at it as an opportunity; if you major at something and get a job, you will get money and finally do whatever you want (buying stuff, studying another career in another place, the options are many). Sure, it will take more time than doing the things you like as a first plan, but it will give you grounds on how to move in the job stuff.

Sorry if this message was too gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:01:17 No.13945840 Report

Quoted By: >>13945873

>>13945828
I'd say honchkrow works better, because you are a useless piece of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:01:37 No.13945846 Report

Quoted By: >>13945877 >>13945883 >>13945902 >>13946310

This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:01 No.13945856 Report

Quoted By: >>13946079

>>13945789
What material do you use? I always wanted to get into crocheting but never really went anywhere with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:31 No.13945869 Report

Quoted By: >>13946036

>>13945189
Haha, me too. Where do you work? (is this Ben?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:37 No.13945873 Report

Quoted By: >>13945899

>>13945840
>implying one piece doesn't earn me more than you make in half a year

Stay mad, scrub.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:45 No.13945876 Report

Quoted By: >>13945898 >>13945936

Spinda

because I'm a barista.

However, I have a degree in wildlife biology, so no idea what that'd be.

That Guy

That Guy Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:46 No.13945877 Report

Quoted By: >>13946100

>>13945846
>inb4 hooker/stripper spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:02:57 No.13945883 Report

Quoted By: >>13946100

>>13945846
Slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:03:57 No.13945898 Report

Quoted By: >>13945943

>>13945876

Same.

Baristas unite!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:03:58 No.13945899 Report

Quoted By: >>13945911 >>13945937

>>13945873
Let's see, I make 0, so if your art makes you half of 0, that makes you a piece of shit; comparable to honchkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:04:15 No.13945902 Report

Quoted By: >>13946100

>>13945846
You're a playbunny...

...Do they actually make you wear those bunny ears or are there other options?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:04:38 No.13945911 Report

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>>13945899
Not that guy but I'd say you might want to read his post again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:04:47 No.13945915 Report

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Gonna say abra.

College student that runs away from all my problems, but once I graduate, gotta go straight to alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:05:58 No.13945936 Report

Quoted By: >>13945947 >>13945969

>>13945876
>barista
>drunk pokemon
>coffee
>drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:06:00 No.13945937 Report

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>>13945899
You make nothing, and you think they are the piece of shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:06:23 No.13945943 Report

Quoted By: >>13946003

>>13945898
I don't want to be a barista but it's holding me over until I get a job in my field.

So you can go be happy to be a barista, and I'll stay over here continuing to be bitter about my situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:06:43 No.13945947 Report

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>>13945936
He could be a barista/bartender

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:07:04 No.13945958 Report

Quoted By: >>13945979

Slaking.

Total leech that pretends to go to several courses and uses the tuition money to waste on massive amounts of food and videogames.

I guess it could also be Munchlax or Purrloin. Either way I'm fucking scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:07:27 No.13945969 Report

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>>13945936

Basing it off of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, which is the closest thing I can think of to a cafe. Even if they do serve "juice".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:07:32 No.13945973 Report

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Fried chicken.

Im studying to be an alakazam (teacher)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:07:49 No.13945979 Report

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>>13945958
>Purrloin
Please elaborate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:08:50 No.13945998 Report

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sabeleye
I eat gemstones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:09:00 No.13946003 Report

Quoted By: >>13946032

>>13945943

Im pretty elated, I work at a huge stripjoint in Miami, I rake in close to $600 a night on weekends in tips alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:10:22 No.13946032 Report

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>>13946003
Well shit son. I'd be pretty elated with that, too. I get minimum wage and get about two dollars in tip a week, max.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:10:29 No.13946036 Report

Quoted By: >>13946097

>>13945869
No I'm not Ben. I work at a Rainbow Foods in Minnebrota

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:10:56 No.13946049 Report

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>>13945236
Air force?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:11:34 No.13946059 Report

Quoted By: >>13946068 >>13946080 >>13946088 >>13946460 >>13946585 >>13951067

Should be easy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:11:46 No.13946063 Report

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Torterra
landscaper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:12:00 No.13946068 Report

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>>13946059
You work at a chicken hatchery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:12:40 No.13946079 Report

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>>13945856
Whatever I can get my hands on really. I don't have a specific because not everyone has the same tastes.

Silk one can, in my experience, be sold on pretty much any day regardless of season. I suggest not making anything with wool until winter comes around.

If you want something to be both warm- but not too warm- yet also stylish, acrylic is a pretty good choice. So I mainly stick to it and silk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:12:48 No.13946080 Report

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>>13946059
You work quality control at a Tenga manufacturing plant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:13:20 No.13946086 Report

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Jynx because I work at a sandwich shop and bitches love sandwiches.

That Guy

That Guy Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:13:24 No.13946088 Report

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>>13946059
Nurse?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:13:35 No.13946093 Report

Quoted By: >>13946106

Ditto because I work at a fertility clinic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:13:43 No.13946097 Report

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>>13946036
Ah, I work in a Kroger in Chincinnati

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:13:52 No.13946100 Report

Quoted By: >>13946112 >>13946310

>>13945877
>>13945883
>>13945902
The Club where I work has them as a Uniform, all the girls don't wear the same thing though. Me and One other, wear Bunny suits, with the Ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:14:26 No.13946106 Report

Quoted By: >>13946250

>>13946093
What's the weirdest thing that happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:14:28 No.13946107 Report

Quoted By: >>13946841

>>13945270
Lawyer buffet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:14:49 No.13946112 Report

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>>13946100
Ah, I see. Thank you for answering my question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:14:57 No.13946115 Report

Quoted By: >>13946146 >>13946310

Scrafty
I'm a gangbanger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:16:00 No.13946135 Report

Quoted By: >>13946934

>>13944948
What's a pokemon that's known for walking places? Because that's my job. Walking people to destinations and traversing campus patrolling for shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:16:36 No.13946141 Report

Quoted By: >>13946170 >>13946175 >>13946176

which fucking pokemon conveys amateur game developer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:16:41 No.13946143 Report

Quoted By: >>13946207

Not really a poke that matches my job, since most kids don't get exposed to that sort of thing. A mummy comes close though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:16:43 No.13946146 Report

Quoted By: >>13946201

>>13946115
Seriously? Please stop anon, those kind of people are mostly disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:17:43 No.13946170 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946141
Chimcholio

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:18:09 No.13946175 Report

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>>13946141
Porygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:18:12 No.13946176 Report

Quoted By: >>13946210

>>13946141
Porygon-Z
Crazed Look in eyes after fucking up a bit of code, and having to rewrite everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:18:40 No.13946182 Report

Quoted By: >>13946310

No school, no job, no regrets.
NEET life is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:18:52 No.13946191 Report

Quoted By: >>13946301

well im a mechatronic engineer. which one is mine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:19:18 No.13946201 Report

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>>13946146
Nigga, why would I stop, once you taste the pussy that don't belong to you, normal pussy ain't shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:19:40 No.13946207 Report

Quoted By: >>13946223

>>13946143
undertaker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:19:51 No.13946210 Report

Quoted By: >>13946666

>>13946176
that sounds about right, a shame I don't really enjoy the Porygon line

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:20:46 No.13946223 Report

Quoted By: >>13946632

>>13946207
close enough. I'm a mortician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:20:47 No.13946225 Report

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Trubbish or Cincinno
I'm a custodian at the local steel mill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:22:00 No.13946249 Report

Quoted By: >>13947905

Chansey, because I'm pharmacy technician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:22:03 No.13946250 Report

Quoted By: >>13946267 >>13946284 >>13946295

>>13946106
Weirdest thing? I dunno about weird but we've had a 60 year old couples as patients.
We had a 15 year old married to a 40 year old who hadn't been able to conceive after a year of trying.
We had patients abort their baby cause i was female.
You get a lot of crazy people in fertility clinics. 90% of patients are super emotional, hormonal, neurotic women who try to claw your eyes out every other appointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:23:26 No.13946267 Report

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>>13946250
>We had a 15 year old married to a 40 year old who hadn't been able to conceive after a year of trying.
this makes me feel better about trying to hook up with a 14 year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:24:28 No.13946284 Report

Quoted By: >>13946469

>>13946250
>15 year old married to a 40 year old
Holy shit, is that even legal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:24:53 No.13946295 Report

Quoted By: >>13946469 >>13946485

>>13946250
>We had patients abort their baby cause i was female.
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:25:16 No.13946301 Report

Quoted By: >>13946318 >>13946320 >>13946325

>>13946191
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:25:59 No.13946310 Report

Quoted By: >>13946333

>>13945173 Escort
>>13945846
>>13946100 Stripper
>>13946115 Gang Member
>>13946182 Mooch
You are scum get real jobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:26:18 No.13946318 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946301
probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:26:25 No.13946320 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946301
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:26:45 No.13946325 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946301
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:26:58 No.13946333 Report

Quoted By: >>13946376 >>13946406 >>13946425 >>13946552

>>13946310
first of all, stripping is a real job, second of all, nigga I can't quit the gang life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:29:50 No.13946376 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946333
I feel like this should be made into a banner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:31:46 No.13946406 Report

Quoted By: >>13946437 >>13946447

>>13946333

Ever kill someone?
Do your fellow gang members know you visit a pokemon board?
Is it one of those big gangs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:32:40 No.13946419 Report

Quoted By: >>13946442

I work at Gamestop. What would mine be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:33:03 No.13946425 Report

Quoted By: >>13946447

>>13946333
Is your gang a Pokegang?
Does your gang rebel in the art of Pokemon training?
Have you ever 6-0'd someone over free wifi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:33:30 No.13946437 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946406
Is /vp/ this much gullible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:34:00 No.13946442 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946419
rotom/genesect
or tangela if you see a lot of spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:34:26 No.13946447 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946406
>Ever kill someone?
Been a part of a killing.
>Do your fellow gang members know you visit a pokemon board?
They actually some cool as niggas.
>Is it one of those big gangs?
Define 'big', we got like 50 members.
>>13946425
>Is your gang a Pokegang?
What? No. Only me and my cousin play
>Does your gang rebel in the art of Pokemon training?
yeah, sure, we uh... spraypaint our pokemon.
>Have you ever 6-0'd someone over free wifi?
nigga who hasn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:35:04 No.13946456 Report

Quoted By:

Photonics student here. I'm guessing a pokemon related to light like Volbeat or Cherrim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:35:33 No.13946460 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946059
You're an assassin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:36:01 No.13946469 Report

Quoted By: >>13946491 >>13946615

>>13946284
I don't even know. Even though its not really our business, they were still turned away saying she was much too young to worry about not being able to conceive and to come back in 2 years or something. We didn't wanna deal with that shit.

>>13946295
Because it* was female. Sorry. As in. "Congratulations its a girl!" "Oh... we didn't want a girl. This is terrible we want our money back. Abort baby."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:36:53 No.13946485 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946295
>people were so disgustefd by here and saddened by looking at her that they decided they needed an abortion to cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:37:15 No.13946491 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946469
>oh shit, this woman helped us have a baby, kill baby plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:39:33 No.13946539 Report

Quoted By:

I'm taking my major in Computer Engineering so... I dunno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:40:15 No.13946552 Report

Quoted By: >>13946570 >>13946571 >>13946664 >>13946724

>>13946333
>Taking off your clothes is a job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:40:49 No.13946562 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a security job. Job is incredibly easy and I get to be a lazy piece of shit all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:41:13 No.13946570 Report

Quoted By: >>13946724

>>13946552
Yes, it is. It's like being a waitress, provide a service, get tips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:41:16 No.13946571 Report

Quoted By: >>13946724

>>13946552
that's not all there is to it obviously

that said, it's a shit job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:42:20 No.13946585 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946059
Surrogate mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:42:40 No.13946592 Report

Quoted By:

I guess Murkrow? I'm a funeral director, so...yeah.

Maybe Lucario because Anubis.

But I think Murkrow is more fitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:43:51 No.13946615 Report

Quoted By: >>13947766

>>13946469
That isn't legal either, is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:45:07 No.13946632 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946223
Holy shit anon, me too!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:47:07 No.13946664 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946552
>Getting naked is the same as stripping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:47:24 No.13946666 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946210
>a shame I don't really enjoy the Porygon line

homosexuality is a sin you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:49:18 No.13946694 Report

Quoted By: >>13946722 >>13946723

What would a secretary even be?

inb4 a female-only pokemon

Daniruu

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Daniruu Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:51:19 No.13946722 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946694
Sorry, all I can think of is New Leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:51:19 No.13946723 Report

Quoted By: >>13946752

>>13946694

Mawile probably, so your guess is pretty much spot on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:51:19 No.13946724 Report

Quoted By: >>13946883 >>13957073

>>13946552
>>13946571
This. >>13946570
I'm pretty comfortable with my body, and the job is still pretty tiring as any other job. I'm not on the pole, I serve drinks and/or give dances on the floor, and I sometimes rarely work in the VIP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:52:33 No.13946738 Report

Quoted By:

>I teach English to adults in a foreign country

I'm.. a Chatot, I guess? Because I teach people how to speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:53:21 No.13946752 Report

Quoted By: >>13946797

>>13946723

but mawile is clearly a masculine pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:55:09 No.13946787 Report

Quoted By: >>13946797

>in cc
>no job
>no major
i am a trubbish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:55:53 No.13946797 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946752
My bad, forgot it was 50/50 ratio.

>>13946787
No, you're Slaking you fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 02:58:06 No.13946841 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946107
a Law firm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:01:14 No.13946883 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946724
p-pictures?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:05:25 No.13946934 Report

Quoted By: >>13947092 >>13955664

>>13946135
pls respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:09:04 No.13946986 Report

Quoted By: >>13946999

I'm a carpenter (technically an apprentice), what Pokemon would fit me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:10:13 No.13946999 Report

Quoted By: >>13947122

>>13946986
>>13945659

There ya go friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:15:10 No.13947092 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946934
>patrolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 03:17:23 No.13947122 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946999
didn't even think of that, thank you friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 04:00:12 No.13947766 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946615
In the right trimester it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 04:06:39 No.13947905 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946249
I'm a pharm tech too! They need more med based pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 07:41:50 No.13950227 Report

Quoted By: >>13950241

>>13944948
Intern for an IT consulting firm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 07:42:51 No.13950241 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950227
Should have mentioned that was my best guess. Not entirely sure what I'd be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 07:46:16 No.13950259 Report

Quoted By:

I don't know why but no one wants to employ me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:29:22 No.13950453 Report

Quoted By: >>13950472

HELP PLEASE!!!

I am a college student and wash dogs. I get pretty over paid for it, so it's amazing.I am curious what a dog bather would be though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:34:44 No.13950472 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950453
Rotom-W + lillipup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:40:56 No.13950498 Report

Quoted By: >>13950506

Work at B&Q on the decor department
Pretty much the same as home depo for the Americans here.

Not sure what pokemon though.
Maybe smeargle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:43:01 No.13950506 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950498
timburr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:44:47 No.13950511 Report

Quoted By:

>Customer: KOFFI-
>Me: Here you go sir/madam/genderless tofu block

No idea what pokemon I would be however

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:46:36 No.13950519 Report

Quoted By:

I run a dog fighting ring, so it doesnt matter who you pick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:48:39 No.13950527 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a croupier. (Think Blackjack dealer if you're twelve or something)

This was the only thing I could think of.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 09:21:00 No.13950629 Report

Quoted By: >>13950662

>Babysitting
>Custodian
>Frycook
>Cleaning Beach Houses

Although babysitting is now the smallest job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 09:27:29 No.13950662 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950629
>custodian
>cleaning beach houses
Trubbish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 09:30:21 No.13950671 Report

Quoted By:

I work in a record store so uh
Maybe loudred or like jynx cos we have a lot of black ppl music

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 09:54:53 No.13950788 Report

Quoted By:

Swadloon.

NEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 10:22:28 No.13950879 Report

Quoted By:

I work at a McDonalds, but lately I've been stuck at the front/lobby. I still can't comprehend how I mop like no one else can.
It used to be a Delibird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 10:29:21 No.13950903 Report

Quoted By: >>13950961 >>13951065

Librarian

No idea what pokemon fits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 10:40:07 No.13950958 Report

Quoted By: >>13955629

I give private lessons of latin and english and I'm an ambulance man. What would fit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 10:42:10 No.13950961 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950903
Spewpa? It has a scholar feeling to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 11:10:17 No.13951065 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950903
Xatu has always seemed like a librarian to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 11:10:53 No.13951067 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946059
brick layer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 11:11:26 No.13951069 Report

Quoted By:

im a tree surgeon...

dunno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:39:25 No.13955264 Report

Quoted By: >>13955434 >>13955447

>there are ACTUAL clowns on 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:48:44 No.13955392 Report

Quoted By: >>13955406 >>13955421 >>13955434 >>13955492 >>13955534

>biologist
>falconer
Staraptor, i guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:50:22 No.13955406 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955392
>there are actual falconers on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:51:42 No.13955421 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955392
>>falconer
Get out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:52:17 No.13955429 Report

Quoted By: >>13955439 >>13955463

>Web Designer

I'd like to think its Rotom.

Porygon is more for programmers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:52:22 No.13955430 Report

Quoted By: >>13955439

Porygon Z because I'm a programmer.

btw im also a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:52:47 No.13955434 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955392
>there are ACTUAL falconers on 4chan
see
>>13955264

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:53:27 No.13955439 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955429
>>13955430
>1 post apart
Programmermind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:54:22 No.13955447 Report

Quoted By: >>13955483 >>13955659

>>13955264
>Not only Clowns
>Escorts, Strippers, Gang Members, and a President

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:55:29 No.13955463 Report

Quoted By: >>13955536

>>13955429
Web designers aren't programmers what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:55:51 No.13955469 Report

Quoted By: >>13955492 >>13955508

I work in a sex shop, so .. Lopunny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:56:54 No.13955483 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955447
>and a falconer too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:58:04 No.13955492 Report

Quoted By: >>13955540

>>13955392
>>13955469
I expected more of /vp/. I am ashamed,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:58:23 No.13955495 Report

Quoted By: >>13955578 >>13955604 >>13955694

If you twats can't figure this one out I'm gonna leave 4chan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:59:02 No.13955504 Report

Quoted By: >>13958048

i'll give you a hint

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:59:10 No.13955507 Report

Quoted By:

Currently a Magnemite but working towards Magnezone.
But Magneton is good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:59:11 No.13955508 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955469
diglett

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 19:59:33 No.13955515 Report

Quoted By: >>13955522 >>13955575

Architect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:00:11 No.13955522 Report

Quoted By: >>13955575

>>13955515
Pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:00:58 No.13955534 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955392
Heh it's funny because your job sucks and staraptor sucks too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:01:12 No.13955536 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955463
I deal more with actual design, as well as advertising. I do code, but what programmers do is way more in-depth in that regard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:01:20 No.13955540 Report

Quoted By: >>13955565

>>13955492
Sex shop work pays surprisingly well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:02:54 No.13955559 Report

Quoted By:

Chatot, I'm a telephone recruiter and I just read a script and see if people qualify to get free money...people always hang up before I get to the money part though. We give people like, $75 for eating slim jims sometimes. But yeah, Chatot would fit my job well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:03:08 No.13955565 Report

Quoted By: >>13955591

>>13955540
But it's embarassing and does nothing productive. Same thing applies for biology and falconry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:03:57 No.13955573 Report

Quoted By:

Ludicolo, because I'm a server at a Mexican restaurant.

Geodude, because I'm studying geology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:04:05 No.13955575 Report

Quoted By: >>13955662

>>13955522
>>13955515

You don't build jack. You should have Smeargle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:04:12 No.13955578 Report

Quoted By: >>13955638

>>13955495
Are you a male stripper? It's obvious by the pose and the black line going down your crotch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:04:43 No.13955590 Report

Quoted By: >>13957927

Why the fuck would you want to be a clown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:04:43 No.13955591 Report

Quoted By: >>13955605

>>13955565
>Embarrassing
Not to me.

>Nothing productive
That's 90% of jobs anywhere. It pays the bills and that's all that matters in this economy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:05:17 No.13955595 Report

Quoted By:

I work in the public sector, so a Normal type maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:05:46 No.13955604 Report

Quoted By: >>13955638

>>13955495
Electrician?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:05:54 No.13955605 Report

Quoted By: >>13955645

>>13955591
It's embarassing because people picture you as a faggot who likes to take up dicks to the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:07:28 No.13955629 Report

Quoted By:

>>13950958
Chansey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:08:12 No.13955638 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955604
Ding.
>>13955578
Don't be a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:08:30 No.13955645 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955605
Because I work in a sex store, that makes people picture me as gay. I've never heard that shit before.

If anything it would make people picture me as perverted, not homosexual.

Are you autistic or do you just not take sexual-related things well? It's no different from retail.

It's not like you walk in and start fucking people. You stand behind a counter, adjust DVDs, battery test toys for customers, ring them up, and they leave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:09:08 No.13955654 Report

Quoted By:

I've never liked Miltank.

But I guess it makes sense. It's no surprise a LOT of milk is used daily in the bakery I own.

Nyx

Nyx Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:09:29 No.13955659 Report

Quoted By: >>13955702 >>13955730

>>13955447
holy shit that gif what is that from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:09:57 No.13955662 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955575
It's like the "guns don't kill people" thing. Sure, we don't lay the concrete, but we give the instructions. Maybe if you mixed smeargle and gurdurr through DNA splicing in gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:10:18 No.13955664 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946934
Gogoat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:11:48 No.13955684 Report

Quoted By: >>13955701 >>13955712 >>13957146

I work for the Pokemon Company. What would I be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:12:28 No.13955694 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955495

Well, it's definitely an electric type, and it's previous evolution could be only found in power stations...so, I guess you're a power station worker? Failing that, you're probably not going to be missing much, aside from porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:12:54 No.13955701 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955684
I'd say Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:12:58 No.13955702 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955659
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYNeOjZg_M
>2013
>Not being a galish man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:13:46 No.13955712 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955684
Probopass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:15:04 No.13955730 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955659
From a song that talks about young life wanting to be tanned with greased up hairstyles and living a lifestyle in clubs and stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 20:39:08 No.13956066 Report

Quoted By: >>13957009

>>13944948
I get paid for being "slow"
Also it took me forever to post I meant to post a few hours ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 21:41:43 No.13957009 Report

Quoted By:

>>13956066
Nica job killing the thread, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 21:45:53 No.13957073 Report

Quoted By:

>>13946724
Is Bunny-chan here? I have some questsions about the "VIP" room

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 21:50:47 No.13957146 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955684
A liar. pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:13:37 No.13957540 Report

Quoted By:

I'd have to say either Timburr or Gurdurr. I work Receiving at Home Depot and I move a lot of lumber and tools.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:19:14 No.13957626 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a hairdresser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:32:11 No.13957799 Report

Quoted By:

I work in a Post Office.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:34:24 No.13957824 Report

Quoted By:

Lifeguard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:40:17 No.13957899 Report

Quoted By: >>13957970 >>13957992

>No photography-related pokémon.

Aw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:41:50 No.13957927 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955590
If you're either a sadist who like to scare children, or a pedophile. Or both. Either way, only horrible people who want to be clowns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:43:57 No.13957954 Report

Quoted By:

Because everyone forgets me ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:45:11 No.13957970 Report

Quoted By:

>>13957899
I'm gonna suggest Lanturn/Volbeat simply because they can create light sort of like a camera flash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:46:11 No.13957988 Report

Quoted By: >>13958063

I used to cook/do meth

>DAT ice type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:46:29 No.13957992 Report

Quoted By:

>>13957899
How about a Chimcholio?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:50:30 No.13958048 Report

Quoted By:

>>13955504
>>13955504
Hair stylist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:51:32 No.13958063 Report

Quoted By:

>>13957988
Go back to cage Jesse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:56:17 No.13958155 Report

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Student right now but my last job was selling Jewellery.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 22:59:25 No.13958222 Report

Quoted By: >>13958269 >>13958351 >>13958893

Well, i'm a judge, so i guess... Noctowl? But i'm actually 27, so an owl may be more appropriate for old and wise people rather than a judge, i don't know.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:01:57 No.13958269 Report

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>>13958222
>Is a judge
>chooses Noctowl
Naaah man you're Arceus

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:05:37 No.13958345 Report

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>>13945177
Ditto would probably work better.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:05:45 No.13958348 Report

Quoted By: >>13964352

Student right now studying electrical engineering, focusing on robotics though. Magneton seems like the right guy for the job.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:05:56 No.13958351 Report

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>>13958222
>memebase

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:14:17 No.13958534 Report

Quoted By: >>13958596

Just to not go porygon like everyone else.

Tech support for multiclient.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:18:01 No.13958596 Report

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>>13958534
that belum is just begging for anal

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:19:10 No.13958626 Report

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>>13945195
Pics.
For research.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:27:58 No.13958779 Report

Quoted By: >>13958827

I'm training to be a pilot
And togekiss looks sort of like a plane to me now i kind of wish there was a real plane/pilot pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:29:40 No.13958816 Report

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>having a job

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:30:39 No.13958827 Report

Quoted By: >>13958859

>>13958779
Latios and Latias are jet planes

togekiss is too but togekiss is dumb

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:32:29 No.13958859 Report

Quoted By: >>13958910

>>13958827
They arent part flying so that feels like cheating to me
They were my second choice though

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:34:34 No.13958893 Report

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>>13958222
>mfw "pokeymaymays.maymaybase.com"

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:35:37 No.13958910 Report

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>>13958859
They have levitate though.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:37:58 No.13958954 Report

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I'm a trainee counsellor, so I guess the only logical choice would be Gardevoir?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2013 23:55:07 No.13959174 Report

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I work in an ice cream parlour, shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 04:39:56 No.13963520 Report

Quoted By: >>13963763

Student. So, Kadabra?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 04:44:31 No.13963558 Report

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>>13945448
This one made me laugh

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 04:48:28 No.13963597 Report

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Gengar because I'm in advertising and it's my job to figure out how to trick people into buying shit and as far as I know Gengar is still all about underhanded dickery like that.
Fuck I love my job

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 04:57:06 No.13963691 Report

Quoted By: >>13963947

I fix computers. I have no idea. Help.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:03:30 No.13963763 Report

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>>13963520
Abra

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:19:51 No.13963947 Report

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>>13963691
The popular choice for computers is Porygon. I went with it as well.
Bonus if you choose something that isn't in the Porygon line.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:33:04 No.13964069 Report

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scrafty
>have a mohawk
>stoned
>work overnights at a pizza parlor
seems like a basic job a scrafty would have in the pokeworld

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:53:43 No.13964256 Report

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Film student.....so I would be?
Also I delievered Pizzas this summer

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:58:23 No.13964310 Report

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high school history teacher

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 05:59:17 No.13964318 Report

Quoted By: >>13964351

>>13944948
I play drums in a finnish metal band. what am I

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 06:02:23 No.13964351 Report

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>>13964318
Cubone

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 06:02:24 No.13964352 Report

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>>13958348
>not going full Magnezone

pleb

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 06:50:14 No.13964748 Report

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>>13944948
Guess what i am...
Helping da offica...

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 06:51:58 No.13964756 Report

Quoted By: >>13964851 >>13964857

Guess mine's not that difficult..

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:12:48 No.13964851 Report

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>>13964756
Green haired stripper?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:14:20 No.13964857 Report

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>>13964756
you're made of beans?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:19:00 No.13964889 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:25:27 No.13964933 Report

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I deliver junk mail..

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:30:43 No.13964957 Report

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I stock shelves. I dunno, I guess Machoke simply because my entire job is lifting shit.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 07:33:05 No.13964965 Report

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>>13944948
I work at a police department.
Police try to stop rape.
Tyranitar's rape cannot be stopped.
>long walk for a short drink of water.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 08:28:37 No.13965213 Report

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graphic designer.

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