>>139554661. In the beginning of Tajiri's creation of the Pokemon Franchise. א. בְּרֵאשִׁית בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים אֵת הַשָּׁמַיִם וְאֵת הָאָרֶץ:
2. Now the franchise was astonishingly empty, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the potential for copyright was hovering over the face of the franchise. ב. וְהָאָרֶץ הָיְתָה תֹהוּ וָבֹהוּ וְחשֶׁךְ עַל פְּנֵי תְהוֹם וְרוּחַ אֱלֹהִים מְרַחֶפֶת עַל פְּנֵי הַמָּיִם:
3. And Masuda said, "Let there be a copyright," and there was a copyright. ג. וַיֹּאמֶר אֱלֹהִים יְהִי אוֹר וַיְהִי אוֹר:
4. And Masuda saw the copyright that it was good, and God separated between the official Pokemon shit and between the unofficial Pokemon Shit. ד. וַיַּרְא אֱלֹהִים אֶת הָאוֹר כִּי טוֹב וַיַּבְדֵּל אֱלֹהִים בֵּין הָאוֹר וּבֵין הַחשֶׁךְ:
5. And Masuda called the official shit Pokemon, and the unnoficial shit we call called Fakemon and Fangames. ה. וַיִּקְרָא אֱלֹהִים | לָאוֹר יוֹם וְלַחשֶׁךְ קָרָא לָיְלָה וַיְהִי עֶרֶב וַיְהִי בֹקֶר יוֹם אֶחָד:
Midnitez would be the devil, but he doesn't come in until the second testament.
