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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 01:59:05 No.13961262 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13961333 >>13961378 >>13961487 >>13961518 >>13961657 >>13961682 >>13962034

Trying to set up the manliest pokebro team ever. Pokemon with only Beards or Mustaches.

So far I can think of Beartic, Jellicent, Krickitune, Probopass.

I need 2 more.

(Not bitch beards/mustashes like Alakazam or Swalot's)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:00:51 No.13961286 Report

Quoted By: >>13961364

Stoundland God of Facial Hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:01:15 No.13961294 Report

Quoted By: >>13961364

Stoutland and Tyranitar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:02:19 No.13961315 Report

Quoted By: >>13961340

Walrein?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:03:27 No.13961333 Report

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>>13961262
>Alakazam
>bitch mustache
U wot m8?
besides the rest of those pokemon suck balls. better off with alakazam

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:03:51 No.13961340 Report

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>>13961315
This anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:03:52 No.13961342 Report

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Have to go with Stoutland.

I love Kricketune, but he is honestly terrible despite having the best cry in the game, and a fantastic stache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:05:00 No.13961364 Report

Quoted By: >>13961422

>>13961286
>>13961294
Can't believe I forgot Stoutland. Tyranitar doesn't have a mustache or beard does he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:05:56 No.13961378 Report

Quoted By: >>13961443

Tyrantrum you niggers

>>13961262
>Taking Probopass "Adolf Goldstein" over Alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:08:38 No.13961422 Report

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>>13961364
no, but stoutland is shit without sand support, even though the rest of your team suffers from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:09:40 No.13961443 Report

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>>13961378
>tyrantium
>gen v
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:11:39 No.13961467 Report

Quoted By: >>13961494

>Dissing Alakazam
Explain yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:12:30 No.13961478 Report

Quoted By: >>13961788

Emboar has the beard.

Samurott has the mustache.

The Kami have great mustaches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:13:16 No.13961487 Report

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>>13961262

>hating on Alakazam's mustache

Kill yourself OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:13:41 No.13961494 Report

Quoted By: >>13961512 >>13961558 >>13961595

>>13961467
Well obviously he doesn't even look like he could kick your ass. He uses his mind not his fists like a real man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:15:29 No.13961512 Report

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>>13961494
In Gen 1 to 3 he used his fists for the elemental punches.

Real men use spoons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:15:58 No.13961518 Report

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>>13961262
Manly team without Bouffalant ?But anon, fros are the manliest of all do's !

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:18:23 No.13961558 Report

Quoted By: >>13961586

>>13961494
Why use your fist when you're smart enough to use psychic powers and attack them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:20:34 No.13961586 Report

Quoted By: >>13961655

>>13961558
Because real men don't use their minds to solve problems they use their fists of fury and don't have time to think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:21:26 No.13961595 Report

Quoted By: >>13961688 >>13962097

>>13961494
You have a Jellyfish and a Nose on your team.
Teach him the elemental punches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:22:12 No.13961612 Report

Quoted By: >>13961636

Probopass is not manly, kick that shitter out.

Put in Emboar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:23:42 No.13961636 Report

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>>13961612
Probopass is a pornstar of god like proportions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:23:45 No.13961637 Report

Quoted By: >>13961670

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think that brains and brawn can coexist in a videogame character.

That shit doesn't even happen in real life. Fucking get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:24:37 No.13961655 Report

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>>13961586
Those are stupid men.
Real men think logically before they take action.
Real men outsmart their opponents through trickery and mindgames
Real men do not rely on brute force all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:24:51 No.13961657 Report

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>>13961262
where is gyarados?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:25:22 No.13961663 Report

Quoted By: >>13961685

Hitmonchan, no sport is more manly than boxing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:25:50 No.13961670 Report

Quoted By: >>13961688 >>13961804

>>13961637
not in one person, but on one team. which can, and does happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:25:53 No.13961671 Report

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I'm iffy on Probopass OP. I can't tell if that's a stache or pubes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:26:50 No.13961682 Report

Quoted By: >>13961704 >>13961713

>>13961262
hypno. or is his a neck beard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:26:54 No.13961685 Report

Quoted By: >>13961701 >>13961711

>>13961663
and dat kilt. only real men wear kilts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:27:12 No.13961688 Report

Quoted By: >>13961713

>>13961670

Referring to this >>13961595
>teach him elemental punches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:28:43 No.13961701 Report

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>>13961685
I think they're boxing shorts.

He doesn't have a mustache or a beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:28:50 No.13961704 Report

Quoted By: >>13961809

>>13961682
There we go, neckbeards count. A psychic that can take a hit. Unlike that bitchmade Alakazam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:29:09 No.13961711 Report

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>>13961685
Hitmonchan confirmed for manly man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:29:15 No.13961713 Report

Quoted By: >>13961783

>>13961688
oh right, alakazam using the elemental bunches hasnt been viable since gen 3
>>13961682
also that hair goes all the way around his neck, its more like a scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:29:48 No.13961718 Report

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Conkeldurr has a badass old Chinese man goatee, so I vote for him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:33:06 No.13961767 Report

Quoted By: >>13961809 >>13961822 >>13961831

abandon thread, OP is a hipster, it's the sole reason why he would take the obvious choice

>b-but its not manly to fight not using your fists!

you have a fatass, a band geek, and an accountant and you think your team is manly?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:34:19 No.13961783 Report

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>>13961713
he's just going bald

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:34:44 No.13961788 Report

Quoted By: >>13961810

>>13961478
>>13961487
it's a jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:35:46 No.13961804 Report

Quoted By: >>13961834 >>13961835

>>13961670
he wants a team of men tho, alakazam is not a man he's a nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:36:05 No.13961809 Report

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>>13961767
this, or op could be 13 as well
also
>>13961704
picking hypno over alakazam, ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:36:09 No.13961810 Report

Quoted By: >>13961988

>>13961788
is it a jew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:37:11 No.13961822 Report

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>>13961767

wouldn't**

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:37:55 No.13961831 Report

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>>13961767
Pretty much this, Alakazam could have saved that team, but nope, OP is a hipster faggot who would rather go with HYPNO of all pokemon.
Kadabra is better than Hypno, that's just sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:38:12 No.13961834 Report

Quoted By: >>13961972

>>13961804

you know who else is a nerd?

Spiderman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:38:12 No.13961835 Report

Quoted By: >>13961864 >>13961871

>>13961804
yeah, i nerd that can outspeed and one hit everything on ops team except jellicent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:40:27 No.13961864 Report

Quoted By: >>13961937

>>13961835

could LO alakazam 2 shot a jellicent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:40:41 No.13961871 Report

Quoted By: >>13961924 >>13961937

>>13961835
>base defense 45
>focus sash

One hit by any of the manly fist punching machines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:44:04 No.13961924 Report

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>>13961871
>Implying zam doesn't always have sash
Also, who would you give a focus sash on your team?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:44:54 No.13961934 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:44:58 No.13961937 Report

Quoted By: >>13961960

>>13961871
base speed is 120
the only thing on your team that has priority is beartic, and he doesnt even get stab on it.
>>13961864
not really, but a sub mind calm alakazam would fuck up ops team hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:46:07 No.13961960 Report

Quoted By: >>13962021

>>13961937

even with t-bolt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:47:11 No.13961972 Report

Quoted By: >>13961998

>>13961834
Yeah and he ended up dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:47:55 No.13961988 Report

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>>13961810
yup, a jewish man even said so himself. then he sued.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:48:32 No.13961998 Report

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>>13961972

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:49:51 No.13962021 Report

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>>13961960
252 SpA Alakazam Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 220+ SpD Jellicent: 152-180 (37.62 - 44.55%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:50:44 No.13962034 Report

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>>13961262
God fucking damn it Beartic is ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:54:47 No.13962097 Report

Quoted By: >>13962158 >>13962179

>>13961595
>teach him the elemental punches
>50 attack
Yeah, no. He ain't gonna hurt anyone with those wimpy nerd arms.

Walrein
Stoutland
Gyarados
Beartic
Jellicent
Probopass

There's your manly facial hair team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:58:13 No.13962158 Report

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>>13962097

drop the jew for whiscash or swalot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2013 02:59:33 No.13962179 Report

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>>13962097
252 SpA Alakazam Focus Blast vs. 232 HP / 0 SpD Walrein: 294-348 (70.16 - 83.05%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252 SpA Alakazam Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Stoutland: 294-346 (94.53 - 111.25%) -- 62.5% chance to OHKO
252 SpA Alakazam Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Probopass: 292-344 (90.12 - 106.17%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO
252 SpA Alakazam Focus Blast vs. 40 HP / 0 SpD Beartic: 324-382 (95.01 - 112.02%) -- 68.75% chance to OHKO
252 SpA Alakazam Thunderbolt vs. 88 HP / 0 SpD Gyarados: 428-504 (121.24 - 142.77%) -- guaranteed OHKO
hes a real nerd that can rape your team

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