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>Go to pick up game at local store
>Being an Aussiefag finally pays off and I get to play X and Y before everyone else.
>Get to store
>Open Door
>I spot a cute clerk behind the sales counter
>Grab X or Y and head over there to flirt
> "Hey cutie."
>The clerk stares back with a glazed look
>Suddenly, Tiapans start shooting out of her mouth and begin to bite me.
>Fall back on a nest of King Browns
>Start rolling around from the pain
>Nest of Brown Recluse fall on me
>a group of boomers come by and begin to kick the shit out of me.
>Sydney Funnel webs out of nowhere
>Realize the boomers are tenderizing my flesh for the crocs
>Crockodiles comes approaches the carnage with a 6-pack of Fosters, a barbie and some shrimp.
>Get thrown onto the barbie along with some box jellies and sting rays, that it their last moments of life, decide to beat the shit out of me
>Crocodile throws my copy of Pokemon into a puddle of water outside of the store
>a Great White jumps out of the puddle and destroys my copy
>Go to pick up game at local store
>Being an Aussiefag finally pays off and I get to play X and Y before everyone else.
>Get to store
>Open Door
>I spot a cute clerk behind the sales counter
>Grab X or Y and head over there to flirt
> "Hey cutie."
>The clerk stares back with a glazed look
>Suddenly, Tiapans start shooting out of her mouth and begin to bite me.
>Fall back on a nest of King Browns
>Start rolling around from the pain
>Nest of Brown Recluse fall on me
>a group of boomers come by and begin to kick the shit out of me.
>Sydney Funnel webs out of nowhere
>Realize the boomers are tenderizing my flesh for the crocs
>Crockodiles comes approaches the carnage with a 6-pack of Fosters, a barbie and some shrimp.
>Get thrown onto the barbie along with some box jellies and sting rays, that it their last moments of life, decide to beat the shit out of me
>Crocodile throws my copy of Pokemon into a puddle of water outside of the store
>a Great White jumps out of the puddle and destroys my copy
