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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 04:29:56 No.13979269 View View Reply Original Report

This thread again but with a twist

Post your favorite Gen 5 Pokemon

Then talk about it as if you're someone who fucking hates it.

Also: don't be dicks and bash each other's favorites please.

Look at this giant turd. It's so edgy and overdesiged. What's that? A BANDAGE? For what purpose? I swear only fedora wearing autists would like this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 04:34:22 No.13979350 Report

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Check out this furbait piece of garbage. It doesn't even look like a fighting type, just some gay weasel with long sleeves. It doesn't even have the same coloration as it's prevo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 04:38:27 No.13979417 Report

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The fuck is this supposed to be? Just some god damn polygonal shapes poorly portrayed as a snowflake? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU RUN OUT OF FUCKING IDEAS OR SOME SHIT? HAVE A LITTLE FUN MAKING ANGLES FOR NO APPARENT REASON? God fucking damn it I swear to god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 04:43:13 No.13979475 Report

Quoted By: >>13979492

You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking dog. That's it. They drew a real life dog and made it cartoony.
Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's dog and put it in the game.

Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals. This thing? It's. Just. A. DOG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 04:44:24 No.13979492 Report

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>>13979475
I had a feeling I'd see this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:39:10 No.13980129 Report

Quoted By: >>13980243

3edgy6me

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SoPokemonSoNew 0691 7718 1483 Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:47:02 No.13980199 Report

Quoted By: >>13980220

What the fuck is this? A fucking sperm cat?
OMG SO KAWAII CHIBI CHIBI DESU DESU
#cute!!!11!!!1oneshift

Seriously, you fucking baby rapist, this thing looks gay as fuck, all pink and shit.

SoPokemonSoNew 0691 7718 1483

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SoPokemonSoNew 0691 7718 1483 Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:49:17 No.13980220 Report

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>>13980199
>What the fuck is this? A fucking sperm cat?
>OMG SO KAWAII CHIBI CHIBI DESU DESU
>#cute!!!11!!!1oneshift
>Seriously, you fucking baby rapist, this thing looks gay as fuck, all pink and shit.

Dubs, also, it'd be nice if I included this:

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SoPokemonSoNew 0691 7718 1483 Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:51:40 No.13980238 Report

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What the fuck is this? A fucking sperm cat? A pink fucking sperm cat. Seriously?

OMG SO KAWAII DESU DESU CHIBI CHIBI

Seriously, you must like babyfurs if you like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:52:44 No.13980243 Report

Quoted By: >>13980343

>>13980129
>5th gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:55:39 No.13980259 Report

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Hydreigon
Really gamefreak? An edgy hydra? That's all you have? A fucking purple and black hydra? Why does it float? What is the fucking point? It is only to appeal to edgy manchildren and autists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:56:58 No.13980268 Report

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IT'S A FUCKING ICE CREAM CONE POKEMON IS OFFICIALLY OVER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:57:03 No.13980270 Report

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The thing looks like a retarded airplane. That and it's fat as fuck and only 2 feet tall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:58:21 No.13980277 Report

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IT'S AN INANIMATE OBJECT SO IT MUST BE SHIT!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 05:58:42 No.13980281 Report

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Fucking edgy baby typing. Lol DAAAARK DRAGUN! Grow up. I thought Dragonite was lame, but look at this fat ball of shit.

Hahahaha are those it's fucking legs? Does it have muscular dystrophy or something? Are those supposed to be wings? Lol look at the sock puppets as hands

Enjoy your Gen 6 4x weakness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:02:40 No.13980299 Report

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>stupid fucking jelly baby

I swear back in gen 1, the psychic pokemon actually had personalities

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:04:57 No.13980314 Report

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The butthurt must be radiating from /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:06:25 No.13980331 Report

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>OP
>so butthurt he had to reverse troll in /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:06:35 No.13980332 Report

Quoted By: >>13980343 >>13980344

arcanine

wow. it's pretty much a German shepherd but they decided HUR DURR LETS MAKE IT FIRE so now it's a.....fire dog? what's the fucking point? so fucking uncreative and generic as shit...the people who like this have no personalities.

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SoPokemonSoNew 0691 7718 1483 Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:07:34 No.13980343 Report

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>>13980332
See >>13980243

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:07:36 No.13980344 Report

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>>13980332
oh god

>gen 5

IM RETARDED IGNORE THAT POST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:40:16 No.13980574 Report

Quoted By: >>13980592

Look at this piece of shit, literally!

It looks as if some fat pig @ GF HQ ate a bag full of candies (bag and all), and then took a shit and photographed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:42:44 No.13980592 Report

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>>13980574
poor guy had worms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 06:57:15 No.13980707 Report

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Wow, ANOTHER butterfly/moth? Game Freak is really running out of ideas.

>4x Stealth Rock Weakness
Enjoy being in NU with Charizard!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:00:44 No.13980737 Report

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>>13979269

Take a look at this dainty little piece of shit. It's just a pile of leaves with a face. This Pokemon was clearly designed to appeal to five year old girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:05:34 No.13980781 Report

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>>13979269

Look at this piece of crap. It's like someone grabbed Zazu from The Lion King, Chatot and a generical baby Archaeopteryx and put them on a blender. Then they gave it shit stats. It's truly at the bottom of Little Cup.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:15:11 No.13980873 Report

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Wow, how creative. It's the same thing as the other two but with different colors. GameFreak really went over the top on this one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:22:39 No.13980912 Report

Quoted By: >>13980924 >>13980939

this thing is such a...
why does it...
who would ever...

fuck this is hard. oh i got one!

Why is this thing not part steel type? full potential dropped preorder cancelled!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:24:53 No.13980924 Report

Quoted By: >>13980936

>>13980912
It's fucking edgy
Seriously look at that blood on its tusks
It's not hard to do this you fucking idiot
You're not making a point by pretending there's nothing wrong with it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:25:07 No.13980926 Report

Quoted By: >>13980965 >>13981000

Do I really even have to say anything?

This gen's version of Chansey and it's not even as fucking good as Chansey! I can't even take it seriously! Look at that dopey fucking face and those stupid... ear curls??? If we are talking about only appealing for little girls still in fucking kindergarten here you go. It's only good for having the shit beaten out of it for EXP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:26:23 No.13980936 Report

Quoted By: >>13980944 >>13980948

>>13980924
>edgy
yes its blades are have edges.
>blood tusks
you think this is bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:26:47 No.13980939 Report

Quoted By: >>13980958

>>13980912
it's also slow as fuck and gets beaten by every other dragon type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:27:24 No.13980944 Report

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>>13980936
do not are lol derp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:28:35 No.13980948 Report

Quoted By: >>13980958

>>13980936
I'm not even the anon you replied to but holy shit, if you can't commit, don't even try.
This thing is overdesigned garbage. Yeah, great attack, dragon type, yay... But it's trying WAY too hard to look cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:30:00 No.13980954 Report

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You know what I hate about this thing? It's a cat. Just a cat. They literally got my Onee-chan's cat and put it into the game. Then they put jelly and puke all over it and served it all up on a polished cloche for all you GF-shiteating niggers out there. In the heyday of Pokemon, psychic types were the shit, like mai waifu Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:30:23 No.13980958 Report

Quoted By: >>13980976 >>13980992

>>13980939
>97 base speed
>slow as fuck
do you even speed. out sped by other things but most things are.

>>13980948
overdesigned lol. and it has a great design. if it had spikes on its body everywere and shit like that it would be over designed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:30:32 No.13980960 Report

Quoted By: >>13981002

you know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking dragon. That's it. They drew a real life dragon and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's dragon and put it in the game. Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals. This thing? It's. Just. A. DRAGON.

Seriously, who drew this, a fucking kindergartener?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:31:33 No.13980965 Report

Quoted By: >>13981000

>>13980926
>tfw this is all very true

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:32:44 No.13980976 Report

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>>13980958
It does though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:35:05 No.13980992 Report

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>>13980958
I'm sorry could you reword that? I don't understand denial dialect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:36:42 No.13981000 Report

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>>13980926
>>13980965
>Acknowledging all the flaws in your favourite Pokemon
>Not having any illusions about it
>Loving it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:36:59 No.13981002 Report

Quoted By: >>13981016

>>13980960
>there are people that like Druddigon
what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:38:07 No.13981016 Report

Quoted By: >>13981021

>>13981002
There's nothing wrong with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:38:46 No.13981021 Report

Quoted By: >>13981028

>>13981016
shit color scheme
shit stats
shit design, literally overdesigned with spikes everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:39:54 No.13981028 Report

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>>13981021
Wow okay
I'm sure he doesn't care about that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 07:49:19 No.13981089 Report

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We should just rename the Zelda Cycle the Nintendo Cycle, huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2013 09:03:42 No.13981518 Report

Quoted By: >>13981941

It's literally an archaeopteryx in babby Fisher Price colors. Why did they give it such a shitty ability? It's almost as bad as Slaking!

The turtle sucks too.Shit typing, it's a sea turtle but becomes a bipedal. We already have Blastoise!

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU

Nine to Five Hero !xPOSER9PtU Wed 25 Sep 2013 10:03:06 No.13981941 Report

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>>13981518
It looks just like my mom's archaeopteryx.

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