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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:47:10 No.14018170 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14018226 >>14018286 >>14018315 >>14018483 >>14018502 >>14018631 >>14018728

>new gen coming out
>no money for 3DS or X/Y

I can't get a McJob either since they're apparently very high in demand... being a poorfag student doesn't help either.

How do I find those ''odd jobs'' where I mow lawns and clean messy rooms for quick cash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:49:22 No.14018191 Report

Quoted By: >>14018201

Did you try selling your butthole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:50:08 No.14018201 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018191
>>>/s4s/
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:52:29 No.14018226 Report

Quoted By: >>14018259

>>14018170
By talking to people? Just go up to neighbors/friends/family/whatever and ask to do shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:53:06 No.14018234 Report

Quoted By: >>14018250 >>14018313

They don't exist anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:54:28 No.14018250 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018234
This is the true answer you're looking for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:55:18 No.14018259 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018226
>implying anyone on this board is social enough for that

If that was the case, we'd all be normalfags who get laid, have social lives, and lots of money due to easily available job connections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:56:09 No.14018272 Report

Quoted By: >>14018313

>known about 3DS since 2010
>known about XY since January
>decides to do nothing during all this time to save up for the game + system

Your own fault. Deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:57:27 No.14018286 Report

Quoted By: >>14018313

>>14018170
Go apply at Floor and Decor, they are a rapidly expanding company with tons of job openings and a need for strong management teams. Promotion is quick for those qualified and starting pay for sales associates is around $11.50 and hour, no commission sadly

http://www.flooranddecor.com/career-opportunities.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:59:16 No.14018313 Report

Quoted By: >>14018341

>>14018272
>>14018234
pls

>>14018286
I live in Canada.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 04:59:19 No.14018315 Report

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>>14018170
How the fuck can you not have enough money, while knowing about it for 9 months?
i don't even fucking pitty you, i think you're fucking stupid.
i got the XL on launch, and paid off X in March.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:01:02 No.14018341 Report

Quoted By: >>14018463 >>14018523

>>14018313
Oh, then go sell maple syrup or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:02:06 No.14018358 Report

Quoted By: >>14018463 >>14018952

do furry porn commissions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:08:32 No.14018445 Report

Quoted By: >>14018761

You don't get paid until a month after starting, but look up LeapForce. Online job where you help rate results for search queries for Google and shit. You start at $13.50. All you need to do is apply and they'll send you a test. Study the guide they send (>100 pages, not too bad) and if you pass it you'll be starting within a week.

>pic related, it's one of the tasks I had to do today

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:10:00 No.14018463 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018341
i need money ;-;

>>14018358
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:11:03 No.14018477 Report

Quoted By: >>14018554

Sell your sperm and blood. That'll pay for a 3ds and game.

I'd laugh my fucking sides off if you did it, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:11:26 No.14018481 Report

Quoted By: >>14018554

>need money
>not whoring yourself out or making furfags happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:11:35 No.14018483 Report

Quoted By: >>14018554

>>14018170
>poorfag student
And what exactly do you study?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:12:38 No.14018492 Report

Quoted By: >>14018554

Try craigslist.

Oh, and try not to get raped or murdered.

Good luck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:13:23 No.14018502 Report

Quoted By: >>14018515 >>14018520

>>14018170
Just lie on your resume. None of my resume is true and it's helped me get two jobs while in college. It helps if you're a great liar with lots of charisma.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:15:19 No.14018515 Report

Quoted By: >>14018948

>>14018502
>It helps if you're a great liar with lots of charisma.
Fucking bards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:15:30 No.14018520 Report

Quoted By: >>14018886

>>14018502
Tom?

Damn it. You're the reason BP won't accept interns from our college of business anymore you greedy fucking lying cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:15:43 No.14018523 Report

Quoted By: >>14018544

>>14018341
Is that code for methamphetamines?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:16:49 No.14018534 Report

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I have the money and I already spent it. Now I desperately a job too. Well, not desperate, but I need one. I don't want to wait tables anymore, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:17:37 No.14018544 Report

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>>14018523
If he does, he better stay out of my territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:18:34 No.14018554 Report

Quoted By: >>14018574

>>14018477
sperm is too difficult to sell, look it up
blood is free

>>14018481
im not a girl unfortunately
>mfw they can flash their tits to a lonely wizard to get a free 3ds

>>14018483
STEM is all im gonna say

>>14018492
Again, im not a women. Or gay. Or want AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:20:20 No.14018574 Report

Quoted By: >>14018660

>>14018554
>STEM
Science, technology, engineering and maths? It mostly depends on your discipline but you can always do private classes to others. Or you can do some things of your discipline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:20:53 No.14018580 Report

Quoted By:

I got a job at a stadium but only work whenever there is a soccer game. Doesn't pay that much either but some money is better than none. My check arrives on the 4th and alongside the money I have from selling some of my belongings, I'll have enough for Pokemon X and to buy a 3DS off some dude online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:25:43 No.14018631 Report

Quoted By: >>14018660

>>14018170
leave the basement and ask your mom for money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:28:47 No.14018660 Report

Quoted By: >>14018667 >>14018681

>>14018574
too many asians doing that stuff already

>>14018631
parents probably wont give me money for '''children's games''.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:29:32 No.14018667 Report

Quoted By: >>14018709

>>14018660
>too many asians doing that stuff already
Become an asian. Do that stuff. If you really want the money you will stop finding bullshit excuses and do them anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:30:23 No.14018676 Report

Quoted By:

Just fucking walk into every place you can and ask if you can apply, eventually the laws of chance say the SOMEONE will call back

Just clean yourself up a bit and try not to fling your spaghetti everywhere and you should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:30:49 No.14018681 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018660
say its for a textbook and get a 2ds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:34:51 No.14018709 Report

Quoted By: >>14018746

>>14018667
>doesn't know the rule of ''supply and demand''
>thinks just working hard and hoping everything will be okay will work

How does it feel being underage? Life is not a shounen manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:36:13 No.14018722 Report

Quoted By:

Come on OP I had signed up to do work comic con months ahead just to pat off a 3DS, surely you could have done something along those lines.Funny thing is I ended up getting a 3DS before Comic con cause 200 kinda just landed in my lap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:36:46 No.14018728 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018170
I don't even feel sorry about you. You had nine months since the games were announced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:38:21 No.14018746 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018709
How does it feel to not do whatever you want because muh supply and demand? Complain if you have already tried, but this guy hasn't even done so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:39:17 No.14018756 Report

Quoted By:

I'm broke, too. Fuck everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:39:33 No.14018761 Report

Quoted By: >>14018814

>>14018445
2good2be

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:42:08 No.14018787 Report

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I got this the other day. Now to wait for X/Y. I have nothing to play on it. I don't even know what to get, to be honest. I wish Senran Burst was out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:43:58 No.14018801 Report

Quoted By:

My college has psych studies where you get paid 15-25 dollars for showing up and taking surveys for an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:44:37 No.14018809 Report

Quoted By: >>14018830

idk if anyone in here said plasma yet, but I used to sell plasma when I was in college. You can make about 70 bucks a week on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:45:09 No.14018814 Report

Quoted By: >>14018850

>>14018761
But anon, I'm telling the truth. After the first month, they evaluate you and decide to keep you or not. If they do, you don't have to worry about getting fired for another six months. The only setback is that you'll be paid monthly instead of biweekly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:47:09 No.14018830 Report

Quoted By: >>14018864

>>14018809
How is it? I'm not scared of needles but I've never donated blood much less plasma. Been considering it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:49:27 No.14018850 Report

Quoted By: >>14018903

>>14018814
How much have you earned?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:49:54 No.14018864 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018830
its not that bad. It takes about an hour to do and didn't really hurt that bad. The original start up takes a couple of hours because they test your blood and ask you basic STD questions, so make sure you have spare time on your first visit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:51:32 No.14018886 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018520
well maybe your interns shouldn't be half-wit plebeians that don't know anything about anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:52:40 No.14018903 Report

Quoted By: >>14018969

>>14018850
About $520 overall, but the most I got was for June, which is what I posted it. I've worked much less since due to moving, but I think I chose 10-11 hours a week as a minimum, since I also have school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:56:57 No.14018948 Report

Quoted By: >>14018992

>>14018515
it is seriously a skill that you should train. I'm not the best-looking guy around but I know that I'm a charmer. I can't even imagine the things I could have done by now if I was much better-looking.
Being a naturally enthralling and funny guy has been the only thing that has gotten me laid.

I'm not muscular, not greatly handsome, not very tall (5'9") and I still charm the most unsuspecting of people.

Trust me, train yourself to be a great liar and gain charisma.

Hell, even this reply is charming. I'm taking all this time to explain to you the facts of my success (or whatever success I've had socially) with no interest in what I'll get back from it. Take my advice and train your skills, get fit and talk to lots of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:57:24 No.14018952 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018358
This right here.

If I had the drawing skills and a lack of self worth I'd be rolling in cash right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 05:59:28 No.14018969 Report

Quoted By:

>>14018903
How long have you been working with them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 06:03:50 No.14018992 Report

Quoted By: >>14019040

>>14018948
So much charm bro. I bet you got so much charm you dont even pat yourself on the back you just go straight to sucking your own dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 06:11:17 No.14019040 Report

Quoted By: >>14019059 >>14019093

>>14018992
don't even need to suck my own dick, your girlfriend willingly does the job with great poise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 06:13:44 No.14019059 Report

Quoted By:

>>14019040
>implying i have a gf

you flatter me anon. maybe you do have some of that so called "charm"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2013 06:17:19 No.14019093 Report

Quoted By:

>>14019040
>MY CHARM
>MY R-R-R-R-REKT

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