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Quoted By: >>14043151 >>14043313 >>14043680
>be me
>15
>playing pokemon heartgold
>youngster joey tries to call me
>ingnore him as usual
>pokegear stops ringing
>finally defeat red at the end of the game
>turn game back on after end credits
>walking along route 30
>walk in front of youngster joey
>oddly, he notices me and walks up
>he asks me something
>would you like to see my top percentage ratta?
>can't even pick it goes right to a battle
>instead of the normal battle sequence his rattata is surrounded by corpses and is level 100
>try to run away
>you can't run from youngster joey it says
>try to fight back
>try to use my level 100 dragonite
>his rattata kills it in one hit
>all my pokemon die to youngster joey's rattata in one hit
>i have only one pokemon left
>mewtwo
>youngster joey's rattata uses destiny bond
>it shouldn't fucking know that move
>try to use extremely strong moves
>they all miss joey's rattata
>eventually, our pokemon both faint at the same time
>screen when all your pokemon faint appears
>its different though
>it says
>you tried to escape from youngster joey but it will never work
>wake up back in my house
>walk downstairs
>youngster joey is there instead of mom
>check my pokemon
>all are the same
>except my mewtwo has been replaced by a level 100 rattata
>15
>playing pokemon heartgold
>youngster joey tries to call me
>ingnore him as usual
>pokegear stops ringing
>finally defeat red at the end of the game
>turn game back on after end credits
>walking along route 30
>walk in front of youngster joey
>oddly, he notices me and walks up
>he asks me something
>would you like to see my top percentage ratta?
>can't even pick it goes right to a battle
>instead of the normal battle sequence his rattata is surrounded by corpses and is level 100
>try to run away
>you can't run from youngster joey it says
>try to fight back
>try to use my level 100 dragonite
>his rattata kills it in one hit
>all my pokemon die to youngster joey's rattata in one hit
>i have only one pokemon left
>mewtwo
>youngster joey's rattata uses destiny bond
>it shouldn't fucking know that move
>try to use extremely strong moves
>they all miss joey's rattata
>eventually, our pokemon both faint at the same time
>screen when all your pokemon faint appears
>its different though
>it says
>you tried to escape from youngster joey but it will never work
>wake up back in my house
>walk downstairs
>youngster joey is there instead of mom
>check my pokemon
>all are the same
>except my mewtwo has been replaced by a level 100 rattata
