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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:32:19 No.14056387 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14056426

>ITT: We live in the world of Pokemon.

Remember that this was a fun thread from way back, let's resurrect it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:33:27 No.14056401 Report

Quoted By: >>14056411

My Jigglypuff just shit on my chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:34:58 No.14056411 Report

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>>14056401
Well, fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:36:02 No.14056426 Report

Quoted By: >>14056462

>>14056387
>this was a fun thread way back
No it wasn't. It was a bunch of autistic retards posting crap
>my Ampharos j-just t-touched m-me
>h-how d-do I houseb-break my electivire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:38:11 No.14056439 Report

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GUYS Y GARDEVOIR WON'T STOP GIVING MEH THE BLOWJOBS WHAT DO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:38:36 No.14056441 Report

Quoted By: >>14056460 >>14056475 >>14056487 >>14056497

So Im 19 years old and I work at some small time Ice Cream shop in Aspertia City. Lately I've been wanting to just leave it all behind and go on an adventure with my pokemon. But I have no idea how, any advice ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:39:55 No.14056460 Report

Quoted By: >>14056480

>>14056441
You just jump off of charizard bridge and die. Good plan no?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:40:03 No.14056462 Report

Quoted By: >>14056473

>>14056426
>no imagination

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:41:26 No.14056473 Report

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>>14056462
>implying
Acting like a pansy aspie doesn't make you creative

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:41:55 No.14056475 Report

Quoted By: >>14056527

>>14056441
Professor Juniper is out in another region for a few days, you can either wait for her to come back, or get some money to buy pokeballs and go on an adventure. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:42:33 No.14056480 Report

Quoted By: >>14056527

>>14056460
This.

Alternately, go to the pokecenter and get registered for a trainer card and stuff and just do whatever you want if you don't need a starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:43:07 No.14056487 Report

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>>14056441
REGISTER A FUCKING POKEDEX, TARD!

The legal age in Unova is 15 and like 10 in the far superior Kanto region, so get on it. If you pick one up in the city, you have to get started with your own pokemon, but if you travel and see one of the professor Junipers, they'll hook you up with some rare monsters.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:43:51 No.14056494 Report

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Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:44:11 No.14056497 Report

Quoted By: >>14056514

>>14056441
>grab icicle
>scoop icecream onto it
>???
>pokémon get!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:46:00 No.14056514 Report

Quoted By: >>14056525 >>14056575

>>14056497
I will never for the life of me get how that pokemon came into existence. Like... why does it look like that. Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:46:08 No.14056515 Report

Quoted By: >>14056526 >>14056532

Hey guys..
So I've had my yamask for a while, it's been fine at first but now it's become super depressed because he misses his past life. How can I make him feel better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:47:38 No.14056525 Report

Quoted By: >>14056540 >>14056552

>>14056514
I think the same thing until I realize there are bugs that look like twigs and leaves, and even have the discoloration and holes in them, and Im sure as hell they didnt design themselves.

I dunno man. Nature is nutter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:47:50 No.14056526 Report

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>>14056515
Wear his mask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:48:05 No.14056527 Report

Quoted By: >>14056552

>>14056480
>>14056475
Thanks, I do need a starter. The only pokemon Ive ever really had is a Lilipup and theres no way he's fit to go adventuring with me. I kind of want an Oshawott.

What were your guy's first pokemon ? How'd you get them ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:48:31 No.14056532 Report

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>>14056515
Evolve him. When they become a cofagrigus they get over their past life and hide their mask away where it will never be seen again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:49:07 No.14056540 Report

Quoted By: >>14056546 >>14056564

>>14056525
So they evolved to blend in with ice-creams?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:50:09 No.14056546 Report

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>>14056540
maybe they inspired ice cream in pokemon lore
Did ya think of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:50:41 No.14056552 Report

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>>14056525
Well that's for camouflage so they don't get seen by Swellows and eaten.

>>14056527
Either go to a professor and get registed there or do what the cool kids are doing and get a SS Ticket for that region that's doing pokemon trainer visas and letting them in in a few weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:51:48 No.14056564 Report

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>>14056540
a fine argument.
Fuck if I know. I dont care anymore.
Im just going to kill myself until tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:51:49 No.14056565 Report

Quoted By: >>14056571 >>14056576

I'm homeless, but I have what it takes to be the greatest trainer ever. How the hell am I supposed to catch a pokemon? People don't exactly throw usable pokeballs away.The only way I can even weaken a pokemon to catch it is by beating it up, and the only pokemon I'm not afraid to beat up is metapod and magikarp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:53:06 No.14056571 Report

Quoted By: >>14056629

>>14056565
>homeless

why the fuck do you have an internet connection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:53:24 No.14056575 Report

Quoted By: >>14056594 >>14056596

>>14056514
UGGGHH, god, dont even get me started on that. Every Winter we have this Vanillish special menu item. All it is is a cone, dyed blue with vanilla ice cream in it. Nothing special but every kid in the city goes apeshit over it, and theres a constant rush

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:53:25 No.14056576 Report

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>>14056565
Just steal them from the kids wandering around.

2easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:55:13 No.14056594 Report

Quoted By: >>14056614

>>14056575
Hey man, free money.

*sigh* I miss the Game corner. Fucking gambling laws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:55:26 No.14056596 Report

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>>14056575
MARKETING! IT WORKS!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:57:24 No.14056614 Report

Quoted By: >>14056654

>>14056594
Didn't it get replaced by a card game? It's like ten times easier to learn and you can pretty much get guaranteed profit off of it.

Profit in Gameland Funbucks, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:58:07 No.14056624 Report

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go into a coma and you can live all the pokemon you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 07:58:46 No.14056629 Report

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>>14056571

I'm using the Pokemon center's PC. One thing I can't complain about is how good Pokemon centers will take care of you, even if you're just a Kantonese bum. They don't give free room and board for an extended time unless you're willing to take on cleaning up pokemon maneur, mopping floors, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:01:45 No.14056654 Report

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>>14056614
Yeah I guess, but I'm gonna miss the daydreams of winning the jackpot and taking home a Dratini.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:06:03 No.14056692 Report

Quoted By: >>14056699

So I just made it to Castellia City a few hours ago. This place is huge. Anyway, I heard you can eat food from places all over the world, even Kanto ! Anyone know any Kanto food places ? Also are there any fun things for my pokemon to do here ?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:07:22 No.14056699 Report

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>>14056692
Kanto food is shit, if you want to get foreign then eat some Hoenn food

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:10:48 No.14056712 Report

Quoted By: >>14056731 >>14056744 >>14056756

>ctrl+f garde-
Yep. Feels like home.

But for serious, my garde has been feeling a bit under the weather recently. The center said she checked out okay, but she seems more lethargic lately, less energetic. Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:14:13 No.14056731 Report

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>>14056712
Probably just because it's getting into the rainy season, make sure it talks to your teammates, take a break, etc, the usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:15:27 No.14056744 Report

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>>14056712
Take her out to the park or something. Shes probably just really bored, they're pretty smart you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:17:36 No.14056756 Report

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>>14056712
Have you tried introducing a Gallade? Maybe even a Male Gardevoir? Gardevoir are very in tune with their emotions and are prone to fits of depression, especially around the age when one would normally find a mate.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:21:28 No.14056784 Report

Quoted By: >>14056827

Hoennfag here. Anyone going to Kalos on the new pokemon trainer visa in a few weeks? I'm an old trainer that quit ages ago, no idea why I'm coming back into the league scene, going in without any pokemon to my name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:27:42 No.14056827 Report

Quoted By: >>14056887

>>14056784

Hopefully Im gonna go in a few weeks. Ive been travelling Unova for a little over 2 years now, Im a little sad about it but my bros are saying behind, but we believe that experienceing life apart will help us grow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:32:37 No.14056887 Report

Quoted By: >>14056921

>>14056827
Didn't Kalos make a deal with the Unova League to allow some pokemon to travel if they were fit enough and declared on the visa and stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:34:49 No.14056921 Report

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>>14056887
I think I read something like that a while ago. And way later on I may see If I can bring them over to Kalos but for now Im just gonna start fresh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:40:35 No.14056995 Report

Quoted By: >>14058066

Remember, all gardevoirs have already mindraped their masters. Whatever gardevoir posts you see, it's them. Looking for more deviant ideas.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 08:53:43 No.14057215 Report

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The autistic roleplaying here is incredible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 09:58:46 No.14057999 Report

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You know...
If we really lived in the Pokemon world...
Here is what I would do:

>Not your blog
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 10:05:03 No.14058066 Report

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>>14056995
>deviant
deviantART tier thread confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 14:26:47 No.14060515 Report

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Hi there i'm a 20yo trainer from Mauwille and my starter was an elktike. He's the only mon i have been able to house toperly of the bunch hat i raised in Hoenn and Jhoto. The others have been given to the police force to serve in the speciall units. My old Gyarados serves in the coastal guard and my Houndour is sniffing out those drg dealers. My Flygon is currentley in the covert unit thanks to the fact that it can fly silentley and stay hidden. I have gotten a job offer to move to Kalos and work as a combat instructor for the police academy. I'm supposed to get cittizenship, 90k $ a year and a free specially bred growlith. What do you guys say, shoul i take the offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 16:35:02 No.14063135 Report

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