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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:39:28 No.14068643 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14068694 >>14068705 >>14068726 >>14068741 >>14068760

tfw some of us will die before October 12

tfw a few of us will lose our eye sight do to a mad man throwing acid at our faces

ITT we tell out most special Pokemon moments with green text.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:41:47 No.14068694 Report

Quoted By: >>14068817

>>14068643
>tfw a few of us will lose our eye sight do to a mad man throwing acid at our faces

>implying you wont become a two-faced super criminal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:42:13 No.14068705 Report

Quoted By: >>14068779 >>14068782

>>14068643
>sadfish will never become a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:42:54 No.14068719 Report

Quoted By: >>14068759 >>14068782

what's the story behind that sad fish? I don't remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:42:57 No.14068721 Report

Quoted By: >>14068782

we're all gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:43:16 No.14068726 Report

Quoted By: >>14068782

>>14068643
>you will never train sadfish and make him smile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:43:58 No.14068741 Report

Quoted By: >>14068782 >>14068847

>>14068643
I'm going to go around midnight release lines throwing acid in faces, and the only evidence witnesses and victims will be able to give is "He kept yelling, 'Should have bought digital!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:44:45 No.14068759 Report

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>>14068719
It's a sad fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:44:49 No.14068760 Report

Quoted By: >>14069052

>>14068643
>be me
>not very interesrted on the Pokémon fandom, but played the games
>be investigating about the horse fuckers
>go to 4chan for first time in a long time, previously I went into 4chan just to see what was going on with this site
>visit /mlp/, "meh, is not as bad as they said but it's shit anyways"
>scroll to the bottom, see "/vp/"
>"what is this?"
>click it
>paradise.jpg

This place made me a complete Pokémon fan and not just a casualfag. The rest is history.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:44:54 No.14068764 Report

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Hasn't this already been brought up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:45:31 No.14068779 Report

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>>14068705
came here to post this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:45:37 No.14068782 Report

Quoted By: >>14068818

>>14068726
>>14068741
>>14068721
>>14068719
>>14068705
All of you haven't been throwing acid at people's faces this whole time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:47:15 No.14068817 Report

Quoted By: >>14068851 >>14068932 >>14068950 >>14069922 >>14073160

>>14068694
Two Face got burnt by fire, not acid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:47:24 No.14068818 Report

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>>14068782

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:48:41 No.14068847 Report

Quoted By: >>14075222

>>14068741
On the topic of midnight releases, when exactly is "midnight" for the eShop. A few seconds of googling showed it to be EST based, which would put it at 11pm my time, unless there are rolling release times (how would that even work with an eshop?). If it's significantly earlier, you could download it and taunt underage at midnight releases with it.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:48:44 No.14068851 Report

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>>14068817
In the comics it was acid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:50:01 No.14068879 Report

Quoted By: >>14068906

your face when playing X/Y for the first time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:51:26 No.14068906 Report

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>>14068879
My face when my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:52:41 No.14068932 Report

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>>14068817
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:53:42 No.14068950 Report

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>>14068817
>being THIS casual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:53:52 No.14068955 Report

Quoted By: >>14070281 >>14073113

>be me
>work at gamestop
>known locally as the biggest pokemon fan in town
>i embrace my title
>young guy comes in store
>greet him
>He's in his early 20's, probably in college.
>Asked to preorder pokemon x edition
>give him his receipt. he marks something on it with a pen.
>Strike up a conversation with him.
>usually style on plebs with my intimate knowledge of the game
>he not only understands but is well versed in the intricacies of the genre
>then he says it.
>"im pretty much the biggest pokemon fan in town"
>Im appalled. that is my title.
>i inform him of my standing as the biggest fan in town.
>He laughs and says "i guess we're both pretty big fans"
>i refuse to share my title.
>grab the little jar of acid we keep under the counter at gamestop, for chasing off neckbeards and burning kids names off of ds carts.
>splash the fucker.
>he goes down screaming
>"im blind oh god!"
>I had noticed what he had written on his receipt.
>"Check out what i just picked up /vp/! Oct. 11"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:58:54 No.14069052 Report

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>>14068760
/vp/ is the only Pokemon fansite that I can stand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 20:59:04 No.14069056 Report

Quoted By: >>14069902 >>14070281 >>14072922

>be me october 12th in line for gamestop's midnight release
>some angry euphoric neckbeard cuts in line
>get mad because it's my pokemon and throw acid in his face
>he dissolves, screaming in agony and turns to a puddle of mush
>everybody else in line panics
>i run away and stay in hiding for 3 days to finish playing X and Y
>turn on news, see my victim on TV, and see his kids crying
>feel guilt, go down to police office to turn myself in
>oh shit there was the widow and her kids
>casually walk over to them, the kid was playing pokemon X and Y
>"so who is on your team?"
>he responded, "froakie and squirtle"
>two water types what a fucking casual he doesn't deserve this game
>take out phial of acid and slam it in his face, glass shattering and the acid dissolves his body
>police arrest me and I sit in jail crying
>see somebody else crying in the corner, it was my jail mate
>my jail mate, sadfish
>mfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTcf2n7WODU

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 21:34:31 No.14069902 Report

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>>14069056
>some angry euphoric neckbeard
>has kids and a wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 21:35:22 No.14069922 Report

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>>14068817
I only read Long Halloween, wasn't it fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 21:50:02 No.14070281 Report

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>>14068955
>>14069056

You two are everything that is right with this world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:36:56 No.14072859 Report

Quoted By: >>14072950

>Playing Emerald for first time, my first real game ever
>Chillin with my forever bro Mudkip, probably marshtomp now, named Skipper
>Have a team of other bros, send a lot to the pc
>Gulpin, delcatty, poochyena, wingull, zigzagoon, slakoth, Breloom, seedot, sevioer are all my bros
>Friend tells me how to play through game, although we both have no idea what to do
>Tells me that when the screen pixilated it was actually a huge pokemon stomping the ground, not poison
>Tells me you have to find swim trunks to go on water
>Tells me that you have to talk to everyone in slate port to get to stern.
>A tear comes to my eye, as the nostalgia hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:40:13 No.14072922 Report

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>>14069056
what the fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:41:44 No.14072945 Report

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>work at gamestop few years back
>selling copies of Black and White
>acting nice to the kids and asking what starters they'll pick
>kid comes up to me to pick up his copy
>says he's going to pick tepig because "Emboar is so cool"
>punch him in the fucking face for having such shit taste
>break his game cartridge in half in front of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:41:53 No.14072950 Report

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>>14072859
>Breloom, seedot, gulpin
My bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:44:22 No.14073002 Report

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>be 12
>come home from picking up my pre-ordered copy of Pokemon Silver on release day
>put it in my Gameboy and turn it on
>oh boy oh boy oh boy
>Professor Oak does his schtick and busts out a Marill
>oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
>it's a new region with new people and new Pokemon on a new adventure
>check out the starter Pokemon and see this awesome looking crocodile thing
>so much excitement, elation, and exhilaration at playing a brand new Pokemon game
>never feel that way about playing Pokemon in any following generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:45:40 No.14073025 Report

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Someone's always going to die before something happens.
Get over it. Wallowing in sadness and angst like its your own filth isn't going to help anything.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:48:42 No.14073093 Report

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>tfw you don't even care if you die before X and Y come out.

SadCat

SadCat Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:49:43 No.14073113 Report

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>>14068955
This is the best post I've read all day.

Seriously though, all this makes me think of the people who got gunned down right before they could watch Dark Knight Rises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2013 23:52:07 No.14073160 Report

Quoted By: >>14073398

>>14068817

Fire's only in The Dark Knight.Almost every other origin has Harvey Dent being scarred by acid, even Batman Forever. The only other origin is from The Animated Series that was caused by an explosion due to chemicals (most likely acidic)

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 00:00:07 No.14073327 Report

Quoted By: >>14073366

>It's October 12th in line at Gamestop
>The moment has finally arrived and I'm handed my copy of X
>The box in my hands begins to soften, and the plastic bubbling away in a noxious smoke
>It soon becomes a puddle of black gunk on the store floor
>mfw my hands are acid and everything I touch disappears

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 00:02:35 No.14073364 Report

Quoted By: >>14075299

When I was a kid, I had a friend that erased my save game data on Yellow and replaced it with Mr. Butt. I had a ton of legendaries on my team.

Then when I fixed all that shit, he threw my game out in his backyard the next time I visited.

Ivan, if you're reading this, I hope everyone you ever loved dies right in front of you.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 00:02:38 No.14073366 Report

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>>14073327

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 00:04:40 No.14073398 Report

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>>14073160

I thought Batman Forever was hot coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 01:34:23 No.14075222 Report

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>>14068847
It's midnight for whatever region your 3DS is, if it's NA then 12 EDT (11 CDT, 9 PDT)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 01:38:16 No.14075299 Report

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>>14073364
>replaced it with Mr. Butt

Ivan was terrible and hilarious.

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