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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:17:58 No.14078609 View View Reply Original Report

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What's the worst, most autistic pokemon fanfiction you've ever read?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:21:51 No.14078639 Report

Quoted By: >>14079906

>reading fanfiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:23:48 No.14078662 Report

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all of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:25:46 No.14078689 Report

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Back in the G/S era, when I was a kid and barely knew English, I read one where the author essentially created an Umbreon character that was mai edgy misunderstood husbando.

I really liked the fic back then, but now I realize it must have been quite autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:26:09 No.14078695 Report

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Your post is the most autistic thing I've ever read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:26:10 No.14078696 Report

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>>14078609
Probably this
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7865333/31/

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:27:26 No.14078715 Report

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Father's Day (incest, rape, homosexuality, implied zoophilia, degraded women to sex-craved zombies, etc.)

Whoever wrote it has not only a boner for Byron & Roark, but a boner for hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:30:52 No.14078740 Report

Quoted By: >>14078770 >>14079118

Worst one I've read was the gardevoir rape one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:32:15 No.14078757 Report

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>>14078609
>Having ever read pokémon fanfiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:32:50 No.14078765 Report

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>>14078609
the one with lyra's blood milkshake and being batshit fucking nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:33:18 No.14078770 Report

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>>14078740
You're gonna have to be more specific

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:33:39 No.14078772 Report

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>>14078696
Sweet jesus what thefuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:35:04 No.14078790 Report

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>>14078772
Worst part is, ignoring all of the spelling and grammar mistakes, it looks like there was quite a bit of work put into it, even in the last chapter defending pokephilia...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:35:27 No.14078798 Report

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>>14078696
>34 chapters
Fucking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:35:40 No.14078803 Report

Quoted By: >>14078826 >>14080042

I remember reading one about Dawn going around and having sex with anyone. Including her mom, a geodude, and that old professor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:37:47 No.14078824 Report

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>>14078609
To be one, I never read one. No even when I was an underage. But I'm open to suggestions. I need a new hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:37:54 No.14078826 Report

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>>14078803
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:39:23 No.14078839 Report

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>>14078609
http://kanada6.tripod.com/Ash_Meowth_Story_Fionacat.html

Probably this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:40:13 No.14078846 Report

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>>14078696
>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7865333/31/
oh sweet christ
thank you for the half hour of solid laughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:40:28 No.14078848 Report

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>>14078839
Fucking shit, just finished reading and that picture in the end got me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:41:05 No.14078857 Report

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Suggest a fanfiction, /vp/.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:41:10 No.14078859 Report

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>>14078790
>Defending pokephilia

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:41:42 No.14078866 Report

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The one where Lickitung came back as a Lickilicky and taught James how to eat Jessie out, only for Jessie to be revealed as a man the whole time.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:41:58 No.14078868 Report

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>>14078857
read
>>14078696

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:42:14 No.14078870 Report

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>>14078824
>The post got deleted even though the guy didn't say he was underage
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:43:06 No.14078884 Report

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>>14078859
It's a funny read, I can tell you that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:43:43 No.14078889 Report

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*To be honest, I never read one. No even when I was an underage. But I'm open to suggestions. I need a new hobby.

damn, I need to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:44:07 No.14078898 Report

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>>14078884
I'll start reading tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:46:34 No.14078925 Report

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>>14078696
Why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:46:52 No.14078926 Report

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>>14078868
Finished. Wow. I need more stuff like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:47:30 No.14078934 Report

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Mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:48:44 No.14078944 Report

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>>14078696
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7865333/34/Pokemon-Breeders-Guide-to-the-Strange-and-Unusual
>all this denial

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:50:10 No.14078955 Report

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Here we go
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6288145/1/Inside-Story-at-Dawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:50:39 No.14078966 Report

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>>14078696

>Vaporeon are incredibly tight, the tightest of any Eeveeloution.

aaaaaand backspace

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:53:05 No.14078999 Report

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>>14078955
>Dawn's been having stomach problems and to make matters worst, Ash and Pikachu are inside her body.

...sorry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 05:56:03 No.14079034 Report

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>>14078926
How could you finish 34 chapters in less than 10 minutes, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:03:12 No.14079118 Report

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>>14078740
requesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:06:35 No.14079170 Report

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>>14078944
I think those are well thought out arguments, anon.

Kata

Kata Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:12:59 No.14079244 Report

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>>14078790
That last chapter is fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:14:14 No.14079269 Report

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What is that one fanfiction, /vp/? That one fanfiction that you're ashamed that you enjoyed it? You know you have one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:19:02 No.14079315 Report

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>>14079269
The one where Ask fucks Misty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:23:29 No.14079355 Report

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>>14079269
I enjoy any fanfic, even if it's terrible.
On the other hand, anyone have that Espeon fanfic that starts out erotic and ends with the guy going super saiyan and ripping his dick out "with the passion of 1000 suns" or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:40:16 No.14079492 Report

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>>14078696
>"You could split humans up into three categories: The people who make the rules, the people who follow them, and the people who question them. Since there's no way the people who make the rules would ever listen to this I'm going to assume you're either a Thinker or a Follower. If you question the rules or find yourself asking "Why?" more often then naught then you're a Thinker. If you follow instructions and/or rules blindly without any consideration, then you're a Follower. The next part is for Thinkers only; you followers won't want to hear this anyway. Oh and please don't confuse Thinkers with nonconformist."
hwat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:51:48 No.14079603 Report

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>>14079269
The one where Silver gets raped by Archer and Proton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 06:53:41 No.14079627 Report

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>>14079269

There's one with an alternate universe where the pokemon can shift between humanoid and animalistic forms. It's autistic as hell and the author has a self-insert in there, but thankfully not as the main character but as the narrator/on-again off-again announcer. Still, the story is at least well-written with some Syamalan-style twists and the characters are engaging enough and somewhat relatable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:12:45 No.14079835 Report

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It's embarrassing that people actually thought this was good: http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7865333/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:18:26 No.14079898 Report

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8133320/1/Parasitic-Trio-Ellen-s-Quest
This one. It also has two companions about May and Ethan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:19:08 No.14079906 Report

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>>14078639

I do it laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:26:51 No.14079965 Report

Quoted By: >>14080146

>Reagan sighed as he drew his katana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:36:11 No.14080042 Report

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>>14078803

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8538086/1/Prancing-around

Is this it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:36:34 No.14080050 Report

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>>14078696
>everything has a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:46:29 No.14080138 Report

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>>14078696
>Myth 2: Legendary Pokemon have no gender.
True/False
>It is a legendary pokemons decision wether or not to have a gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:47:24 No.14080146 Report

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>>14079965
go on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:47:47 No.14080149 Report

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5977757/1/Epithet

Even if it was a 'joke!fic'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:48:59 No.14080158 Report

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i read that one fic how Latios and Latias from movie 5 joined Ash in his johto quest and it was pretty good. Ash was kinda nice there. don't remember its name but i'm pretty sure it was a nice fic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:49:48 No.14080167 Report

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Why don't we write good pokemon fanfiction /vp/? It could be something simple, like a Seven Samurai plot.

I'd follow /vp/ writefags.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:53:13 No.14080193 Report

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>>14078696
A dozen eyes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2013 07:56:25 No.14080221 Report

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>>14080167
Seven Samurott

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