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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:17:50 No.14181677 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14181703 >>14181725 >>14181760 >>14181785 >>14182160 >>14182392 >>14182569 >>14186223 >>14186583 >>14186642

Women. Amirite?

>srsly though, my heart is aching because of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:18:31 No.14181703 Report

Quoted By: >>14181762

>>14181677

OP I have no clue what they are saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:01 No.14181718 Report

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HONHONHONHON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:10 No.14181725 Report

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>>14181677
I dont speak Mexican.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:17 No.14181729 Report

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>Implying anyone understand that crazy language

you really want

you really want Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:47 No.14181748 Report

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omelette du fromage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:58 No.14181757 Report

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Ow the edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:19:58 No.14181760 Report

Quoted By: >>14185502

>>14181677
>speaking frog
lel no get the fuck outta here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:20:03 No.14181762 Report

Quoted By: >>14182299

>>14181703
with my limited french, something about I love this because I am 6 years old or something. Either they're sarcastic or weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:20:33 No.14181785 Report

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>>14181677

could you please translate this terrible language?thak you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:21:02 No.14181804 Report

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You didn't actually write that... did you, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:21:10 No.14181811 Report

Quoted By: >>14181945

Hahaha enorme, bonne pipe ecloplasmique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:21:22 No.14181823 Report

Quoted By: >>14182300

I think she says something like you prefer Pokémon instead of me or something like that.

Srsly, why can't girl play Pokémon with their boyfrinds and guys play Pokémon with their girlfriends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:21:25 No.14181828 Report

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I don't speak the language of faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:22:10 No.14181868 Report

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That's actually hilarious, what a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:22:57 No.14181903 Report

Quoted By: >>14181995 >>14182006 >>14182535 >>14182572 >>14182849 >>14188298

>You don't understand, this was my favorite Pokemon ever since I was 6. He's too ugly.
>I'm not your favorite Pokemon?
>My dear don't play with my feelings.
>Yeah just try to say you prefer a Pokemon to your girlfriend.
>My heart Gengar has been in my life since I was 6.
>Good I hope Gengar comes to see you in New York in 20 days because I'm staying in France. I hope it sucks dicks well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:23:51 No.14181945 Report

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>>14181811
>Giant, beautiful ghost dick

?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:23:55 No.14181948 Report

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Oh God, it's super cute.

>Am I not your favourite pokemon?
>Sweetie, please don't play with my feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:24:03 No.14181956 Report

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If she isn't joking then she's just a bitch.
Enjoy your Gengar blowjobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:24:06 No.14181958 Report

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frenchfag here:

>"its muh favrite pokmon since i'm 6, he is so uglyyy"

>"buh am i not ur favrite pokmon ?"

>"my dear, dont play wit muh feels"

>"yeah, SAY DAT YOU PREFER POKEMON TO UR GF"

>"my dear, gengar is part of muh heart since i'm 6"

>"prtty good

>i hope gengar will see you at NY since i'll stay in France
I hope he sucks cocks too."

Anons, my eyes are bleeding.
I tried to show you how their grammar and vocabular are horrifics. Hopefully i did it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:24:49 No.14181995 Report

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>>14181903
>Good I hope Gengar comes to see you in New York in 20 days because I'm staying in France. I hope it sucks dicks well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:25:18 No.14182006 Report

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>>14181903

LOL

FUCKING LOL THIS WOMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:25:41 No.14182024 Report

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Toute des salopes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:27:25 No.14182095 Report

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She looks like a qt OP. Bang her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:27:27 No.14182098 Report

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Bitch needs to gtfo and learn to enjoy her boyfriend's interests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:27:40 No.14182110 Report

Quoted By: >>14182261

>You can't understand. He is my favorite pokémon since I was 6. He is so ugly (refering to the mega)
>Am I not your favorite Pokemon?
>Sweetheart, don't play with my heart like this.
>Yeah keep saying that you love pokemon more than me.
>Sweetheart Gengar is in my life since I was 6.
>... Okay. I hope Gengar will visit you in New York in 20 days, because I'm staying in France. I hope he sucks dick too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:28:49 No.14182160 Report

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>>14181677

That's what happens when you dates a bitch who thinks she deserves to be put on a pedestal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:28:56 No.14182169 Report

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>>Good I hope Gengar comes to see you in New York in 20 days because I'm staying in France. I hope it sucks dicks well.

#rekt

His girlfriend

His girlfriend Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:28:59 No.14182171 Report

Quoted By: >>14182200 >>14182223 >>14182247

This is me, the bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:29:50 No.14182200 Report

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>>14182171
why you gotta hate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:30:24 No.14182223 Report

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>>14182171
Good job breaking up with him, this guy is a faggot.

Game Freak guy

Game Freak guy Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:30:45 No.14182230 Report

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Putain la connasse de genwunner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:31:00 No.14182247 Report

Quoted By: >>14182349

>>14182171
You should suck his dick while he plays Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:31:07 No.14182252 Report

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>Good I hope Gengar comes to see you in New York in 20 days because I'm staying in France. I hope it sucks dicks well

oh, my sides. my sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:31:25 No.14182261 Report

Quoted By: >>14182301

>>14182110

>Yeah keep saying that you love pokemon more than me.

but he never said that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:32:42 No.14182299 Report

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>>14181762
wrong

>ben do you prefer pokemon over me?

>my love, dont play with my feelings

>how dare you
pokemon is your girlfriend
MY love
(no idea)

>.... very good
meh, i hope (no idea)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:32:44 No.14182300 Report

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>>14181823
Because retards insist going after people who look hot and not those that share their interests (which does not necessarily exclude hot people).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:32:44 No.14182301 Report

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>>14182261
Girls like to twists words around go figure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:33:30 No.14182327 Report

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G H O S T B L O W J O B !!!!!!

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:34:09 No.14182349 Report

Quoted By: >>14182450

>>14182247
will it mega evolve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:34:57 No.14182376 Report

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Even vapid bitches sound good in French. Everything dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:35:06 No.14182386 Report

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>tfw megagengar is highly proficient at sucking dicks

This smells like the birth of a new le epik meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:35:10 No.14182389 Report

Quoted By: >>14182451

>using a shirtless mirror selfie as your facebook profile pic

how does it feel to be unemployed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:35:11 No.14182392 Report

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>>14181677
You deserve it for being a tasteless faggot. Mega Gengar looks pretty menacing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:36:33 No.14182450 Report

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>>14182349
His Metapod will use String Shot as Gengar mega evolves. So I guess that is close enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:36:32 No.14182451 Report

Quoted By: >>14182701

>>14182389

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:36:48 No.14182466 Report

Quoted By: >>14182652

Basically she should have just replied "yeah, it's pretty ugly" pretending to know what he was talking about and dropped the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:38:49 No.14182535 Report

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>>14181903
Oh god I'm a guy and I act like this woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:39:32 No.14182569 Report

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>>14181677

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES

Gengar gets a megaevolution?

yay nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:39:40 No.14182572 Report

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>>14181903
GOOOOSTH BLOWJOB
HOO HOO HOO HOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:40:32 No.14182599 Report

Quoted By: >>14182663

>being a woman
>you literally can't define your existance outside of men praising you and you sucking their dicks

I'm glad to be a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:42:35 No.14182652 Report

Quoted By: >>14182743

>>14182466
no, she was joking at first.
she was expecting him to say
"mais, bien sur. t'es mon prefere"
or in english. of course i love you more bb :3
but he got all defensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:43:09 No.14182663 Report

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>>14182599
It's more of a bait and switch but gud guy.
That's a play on good goi for the stupid out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:44:17 No.14182700 Report

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OUAIS OP TU SUCES DES BITES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:44:16 No.14182701 Report

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>>14182451

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:45:35 No.14182729 Report

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ECTOPLASMA C'EST UN NOM DE MERDE AUSSI

T'ES TROP CON POUR JOUER EN ANGLAIS OU QUOI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:46:05 No.14182743 Report

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>>14182652
Yeah, but he was joking/exaggerating too.
Anyway the entire thing sounds like they're joking, really. I hope, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:46:12 No.14182748 Report

Quoted By: >>14182812 >>14182847

>>14182701
Who are you? No, I really want to know what kind of person finds this funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:47:32 No.14182812 Report

Quoted By: >>14182847 >>14182878

>>14182748
That is a genius my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:48:30 No.14182847 Report

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>>14182748
>>14182812
are we talking about the gif or the funneh doge maymay facebook pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:48:32 No.14182849 Report

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>>14181903
>>Good I hope Gengar comes to see you in New York in 20 days because I'm staying in France. I hope it sucks dicks well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:49:24 No.14182878 Report

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>>14182812
Is that supposed to matter to me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 20:52:09 No.14182965 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 21:57:32 No.14185502 Report

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>>14181760
ha you're missing out the burn of verdun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 21:59:06 No.14185558 Report

Quoted By: >>14188107

Are people really siding for that dumb cunt throwing a childish fuss there? /vp/ sure has toxic elements these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:00:24 No.14185614 Report

Quoted By: >>14185661

I francesi son tutti froci

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:02:02 No.14185661 Report

Quoted By: >>14185923

>>14185614
You are the faggot one for speaking italian on an english board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:10:12 No.14185923 Report

Quoted By: >>14186470

>>14185661
Va se fuder, eu falo como quizer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:19:15 No.14186223 Report

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>>14181677
I will translate:

>"You dont realize. It was my favorite pokemon since I was 6. He is so ugly."
>"What, I'm not your favorite Pokemon?"
>"My heart (or my love), dont play with my emotions"
>"Yeah you dare say that you love pokemon more than your girlfriend. Gengar is in my life since I was 6 years old."
>"Fine, I hope Gengar comes to see you in New-York in 20 days, because I'm staying in France. I hope he sucks cock."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:26:31 No.14186470 Report

Quoted By: >>14186563

>>14185923
E ainda escreve igual a um pedreiro. Puta merda, que vergonha de você, seu merdinha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:29:16 No.14186563 Report

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>>14186470
To no teclado Americano. I'm not even brazilian/portuguese fugg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:29:54 No.14186583 Report

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>>14181677
>My heart is aching

Nice one OP made me chuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:31:58 No.14186642 Report

Quoted By: >>14186829

>>14181677
English language imageboard

And that does for the lot of you, I'm sick of seeing Spicoid stuff here too. Jap stuff is ok because Pokemon is Japonnaise in case you didn't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:34:07 No.14186738 Report

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Women being jealous of videogames?
Perfectly normal.
They complain when videogame girls look better than them or when men spend more time in game than dealing with them and now this. Only women can be ridiculous enough to be jealous of a Pokemon.

Oh and the correct response would have been
>Of course you are my favorite, always

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:36:52 No.14186829 Report

Quoted By: >>14188249

>>14186642
That's French you uncultured shitstain. Also it's been translated 4 times in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:52:28 No.14187477 Report

Quoted By: >>14187603

bien les putains d'anglais qui crache sur notre merveilleuse langue, qui soit dit en passant, est bien plus belle que c'te putain de langue internationale merdique ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 22:55:28 No.14187603 Report

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>>14187477
bof. Aussi 4chan c'est normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 23:03:12 No.14187965 Report

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Ouais je sais justement, je m'ennuie j'avais juste envie de les emmerder mais personne réagis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 23:06:32 No.14188107 Report

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>>14185558
GHOST BLOW JOB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 23:09:40 No.14188249 Report

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>>14186829
I said spic stuff TOO, I didn't say OP's wasn't French, you fucking illiterate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 23:10:36 No.14188298 Report

Quoted By: >>14188358

>>14181903
>Good i hope gengar comes to see you in NY in 20 days because im staying in france. i hope it sucks dicks well
>Implying OP's dick can be sucked
>Implying OP could not have just said "yeah you're my fav pokemon" instead of acting like a huge beta
other than that she overracted about it, but she's prolly just joking

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2013 23:12:07 No.14188358 Report

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>>14188298
>>14188298
this guy knows his shit

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