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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:25:57 No.14194264 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14194386 >>14194483 >>14194564 >>14196707

>October 11th
>Can't sleep, Pokemon Y tommorow
>Try to sleep
>Pants on
>Close eyes
>feel a presence in my pocket
>"Shh" I hear
>Can't feel in my pocket, so scared
>it touches me
>feels cold
>"Its okay" I hear
>Takes off my underwear
>Slips on my dick
>Cold feeling envelopes me
>"It will be over soon"
>Hours pass
>Finally over
>"I'll be back again"
>Look down
>Its Klefki
>Klefki fades away
>As quickly as it came, it went
>Get Pokemon Y
>Never forget

Klefki is Life
Klefki is Love

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:27:35 No.14194386 Report

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>>14194264
> Slips on my dick

I think you mean...

> Inserts itself into my asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:29:14 No.14194483 Report

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>>14194264
>As quickly as it came, it went

I think you mean...

>As quickly as it came, so did I

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:30:46 No.14194555 Report

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can already imagine the amount of sexual innuendos and pics with this little thing and pokegirls and Cheren trap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:30:57 No.14194564 Report

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>>14194264
I love you, /vp/...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:31:00 No.14194568 Report

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>implying you aren't going to the midnight release
fucking casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:31:23 No.14194585 Report

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Klefki so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Klefki every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Klefki is love" I say; "Klefki is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a Fanboy
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Klefki
>I called him a genwuner
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Klefki
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my region."
>He pushes me with his powerful keys and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Klefki
>His keys penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Klefki
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Klefki
>He roars in a mighty jingle as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Klefki looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all snover now."
>Klefki leaves through my window
>Klefki is love, Klefki is life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:32:36 No.14194633 Report

Quoted By: >>14194706 >>14194811 >>14194873

>Heading to my car in the parking lot
>Shit! Where are my keys?
>Look in my pocket one last time
>Touch something cold
>Feel something lickeyng my hand
>An overpowering scent of keys fills my nostrils
>Hear a voice from my pocket
>"Unlock your pants"
>I pull down my pants in the parking lot
>Klefki comes out of my pocket, and starts to give me a keyjob
>I fall uncouncious as I cum
>When I wake up, my car key is sitting right there next to me

Klefki is love.
Klefki is life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:34:19 No.14194706 Report

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>>14194633
>>"Unlock your pants"

Best story all thanks to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:36:32 No.14194811 Report

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>>14194633
Oh god ahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:37:33 No.14194873 Report

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>>14194633
>keyjob
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:50:28 No.14195513 Report

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>Be me.
>Be 8 years old.
>Love Pokemon.
>I'm in bed.
>It's cold.
>I hear a scrape on my window, it scares me.
>I look out my window, I see a key.
>5 years later.
>I'm 13.
>I pray to Arceus every day.
>People call me faggot.
>They don't understand my devotion.
>That night, I pray to Arceus.
>I start crying out his name.
>Suddenly, I smell brass.
>A new pokemon walks in.
>"Klefki" it whispers
>I'm so happy.
>"Klefki, you finally came!"
>"Not yet..."
>He unlocks my zipper.
>His brass house key shimmering in the moonlight.
>"I'm ready Klefki" I cry out.
>Suddenly we're in a dungeon.
>Keyholes everywhere.
>"Unlock me Klefki"
>Klefki pierces my butthole.
>Klefki's sharp keys tear into my flesh.
>It hurts.
>I cum.
>"Is that it?"
>"I'm sorry... Klefki... I'm not that big...
>Suddenly, I start tingling.
>My dick sprouts key teeth
>I am an ATV key
>Klefki scoops me up and takes me with him

>Klefki is love
>Klefki is life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:55:13 No.14195775 Report

Quoted By: >>14195930

>Be Metal Fan me
>Pray to Kefki everyday
>Favourite bands are Key Maiden and Key Fistfuck
>Asked by sexy female to a gig
>Gonnagetlaid.jpg
>Accept
>Go to the location
>The bands name is Genwunibal Corpse
>Everyone has Game Boy Colors
>They're wearing Pikachu shirts
>Suspicious.jpg
>Light dims and band steps out on stage
>They're all Pikachu with long hair and beards
>Get scared
>Pray to Kefki
>Make the sign of the Key
>They start playing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:57:45 No.14195930 Report

Quoted By: >>14196022 >>14196051

>>14195775
(Cont.)
>Singing about the foulness of keys
>Putting keys in mass graves and watching them rust
>Then the Genwunners singing scream KEFKI IS DREFKI
>YOUDONEFUCKEDUPNOW.jpg
>Scream on top of my lungs
>KEFKI IS LOVE, KEFKI IS LIFE!
>Charge inte to Genwunnian moshpit with Keyous Zeal
>Genwunners flying everywhere
>Cantstopmenow.png
>All Genwunners lying on ground
>Moshed apart
>Look up at singer
>Horror.jpg
>He has transformed into DREFKI
>Raises more Genwunners from rusted keys
>Overwhelms me
>Hold me down
>Tear of my clothes
>Burn my Key Maiden shirt
>Rip my jacket with key patches to shreds
>DREFKI bend down over me
>Kefki is DREFKI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 01:59:29 No.14196022 Report

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>>14195930
>Ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:00:05 No.14196051 Report

Quoted By: >>14196168 >>14196221

>>14195930
(Cont.)
>He thrust his evil DREFKI Dick inside my clenshing rectum
>Tears it to shreds
>Cums inside
>OHNO.jpg
>Feeling weird
>I'm Corrupted
>Start to change
>Start Hating Klefki
>All of a sudden
>Glorious music
>It's Klefki and Key Maiden on stage
>Burn the Genwunners away with holy keys
>Key Metal fans storm the floor
>Headbang those who remain into foul pulps
>Kefki screams in high falsetto
>I'M HERE LADDEH!
>Still corrupted
>Hating Kefki glory
>Kefki is erect
>His giant cock eight feet long
>He powerslides down from stage
>Pierces Drefki through stomach
>You should have Klefed yourself before you wrecked yourself
>Tears off Drefki's head
>Glorious.jpg
>Klefki Bends over
>I forgive you Laddeh, It's snover soon
>He thrusts into me
>Pounding my corrupted ass
>He fills me up
>His holy iron cum burns the Genwunner away
>I'MFREE.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:02:37 No.14196168 Report

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>>14196051
(cont.)
>He pulls out
>My rectum is healed
>I start to blow him
>Delicious irony cum
>Thank you great Over Lock
>No problem Laddeh, I need to get to mah key chain naow
>Tearsofjoy.jpg
>See the Genwunner bitch who got me here
>Still alive
>Draws key dagger
>Carves out rusted key heart
>Smear it in Klefki cum
>Key heart is healed
>Place it back in her chest
>Instantly healed
>Even hotter now
>Klefki comes back
>I forgot about the Lasseh
>Bangs her in every hole
>She's free now
>Live happily forever

Klefki is Love
Klefki is Life

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:03:32 No.14196221 Report

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>>14196051
>Klefed yourself before you wrecked yourself
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:04:10 No.14196262 Report

Quoted By: >>14196313

goddamnit /vp/
i have the weirdest boner right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:04:58 No.14196313 Report

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>>14196262
Its Klefki, let him in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:13:44 No.14196707 Report

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>>14194264
I want Klefki to unlock me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 02:16:28 No.14196816 Report

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LOL

BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN

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