TELL MEW TO DROP A BOMB ON THIS SHIT
SO MANY BOMBS RING THE ALARM LIKE VIETNAM ON THIS SHIT
SO MANY BOMBS MAKE MARSHTOMP THINK LEAFEON'S IN THIS BITCH
ONE AT A TIME I LINE THEM UP AND BOMB ON THEY 'MONS WHILE THEY'RE WRITING LUCARIOFICS
I'M IN A DESTRUCTION MODE IF THE GOLD EXISTS
I'M IMPORTANT LIKE YVELTALT, I'M HOENN OCEANS WITH BOATS
I'm MATSUDA's OFFSPRING, I'M THE KING OF KALOS
KING OF KANTO, ONE HAND, I JUGGLE THEM BOTH
THE JUGGERNAUT'S ALL IN YOUR JUGULAR IF YOU TAKE ME FOR JOKES
LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, TRAINERS ON BENCHES, FUNERAL FACES
EV BRACELETS, ALL MY STATS IN HIGH PLACES
WHO THE FUCK Y'ALL THOUGH IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE?
IF LANCE CAME BACK STILL NO COACHIN' ME
I'M UNCOACHABLE, I'M UNSOCIABLE, FUCK Y'ALL LEAKS
FUCK Y'ALL PICTURES, YOUR DEVIANTART CAN GOBBLE THESE NUTS
GOBBLE DICK UP TILL YOU HICCUP YOU FURSONA-LOOKING FUCKS
THIS THE SAME FACE THAT PUT /VP/ ON A CRURCH

I'VE SEEN CLASSIC MONS TRANSFORMED TO VILLAINOUS DIGIMON
MEGAS'LL PROLY MAKE THESE FAGGOTS TRY TO CLIMB UP SMOGON
A BUNCH OF HACK GIMMICK BOOSTS FOR MCDONALDS BARBIES
HAPPY MEAL FURRIES, LOST THE BATTLE 'FORE THEIR PARENTS STUCK IN THE CAR KEYS
BOW TO THE NEW MONARCHY, BLESSINGS TO DRATINI
YOU CALLED ME A BETTER YOU, I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN I'M LEGENDARY


(I DON'T NEED MEGA MOTHER FUCKER I'M ALREADY GOOD)