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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:50:42 No.14209103 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14209193 >>14209519

You're in a club when Chesnaught slaps your Delphox ass.

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:51:33 No.14209110 Report

Quoted By: >>14209462

Crack open a keg of bears and down it with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:52:26 No.14209117 Report

Quoted By: >>14209180

Get my greninja to use aerial ace

ggnoreally

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:57:11 No.14209180 Report

Quoted By: >>14209185 >>14209198 >>14209199 >>14210052

>>14209117
> Implying he doesn't take a Mach Punch to the face first

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:57:49 No.14209185 Report

Quoted By: >>14209229

>>14209180
He already used slam on delphox, it my turn to move

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:58:20 No.14209193 Report

Quoted By: >>14209718

>>14209103
What is this, a picture for niggers? I really fucking hate how all of /vp/ is so fucking lazy with images and just save thumbnails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:58:59 No.14209198 Report

Quoted By: >>14209351

>>14209180
>what is focus sash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:59:05 No.14209199 Report

Quoted By: >>14209471

>>14209180
>Chesnaught
>Going fast

Yeah, only priority this fucker gets is Protect and when he switches his bitch ass out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 09:59:55 No.14209211 Report

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>slow fat grass/fighting bald robot trying to slap a psychic/fire 540000 fahrenheit fox

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:02:02 No.14209229 Report

Quoted By: >>14209243 >>14209248 >>14209300 >>14209325

>>14209185
> Implying a non-STAB Aerial Ace is going to do jackshit to a 130 base defense pokemon

Enjoy getting Close Combat'd next turn Gayninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:02:53 No.14209239 Report

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Play rock/paper/scissors with Delphox to help her decide whether to incinerate it, or whether to contort its skeleton telekinetically instead, before its hand has even reached Delphox's ass due to its laughably low base speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:03:06 No.14209243 Report

Quoted By: >>14209293

>>14209229
off of a 4x weakness? yeah it will one hit him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:03:16 No.14209247 Report

Quoted By: >>14209287 >>14209557

He can slap my ass all he wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:03:27 No.14209248 Report

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>>14209229
That's what they said about aggron taking earthquakes......

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:05:41 No.14209287 Report

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>>14209247
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:05:56 No.14209293 Report

Quoted By: >>14209329

>>14209243
>one hitting anything at all with a 60 BP move

Learn your Pokeyman before talking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:06:19 No.14209300 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209229
>Ice Beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:07:23 No.14209325 Report

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>>14209229
>Implying Greninja wont get Acrobatics

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:07:40 No.14209329 Report

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>>14209293
Keep in mind greninja has a pretty high attack stat and of course 4X damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:09:17 No.14209351 Report

Quoted By: >>14209379 >>14209444

>>14209198
>Spiky Shield to take off Focus Sash then Mach Punch next turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:10:31 No.14209379 Report

Quoted By: >>14209404

>>14209351
>Chesnaught
>Mach Punch

I don't think so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:11:49 No.14209404 Report

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>>14209379
>Conkeldurr
>Mach Punch

Not so fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:13:41 No.14209444 Report

Quoted By: >>14209460 >>14209480 >>14209549

>>14209351
Turn one
Chesnaught used Mach punch
Greninja hung on
Greninja used acrobatics/aerial ace
Chesnaught fainted

GG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:14:36 No.14209460 Report

Quoted By: >>14209475 >>14209482 >>14209499

>>14209444
>implying x4 weakness will deal high damage on a high defense mon, forgetting that it's not even STAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:14:38 No.14209462 Report

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>>14209110
>keg of bears
drawfags pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:15:17 No.14209471 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209199
>what is Conkeldurr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:15:36 No.14209475 Report

Quoted By: >>14209492

>>14209460
Greninjas flying gem increased it's power!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:15:44 No.14209480 Report

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>>14209444
>Chespin is holding Rocky Helmet, Focus Sash, etc.
Double GG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:16:01 No.14209482 Report

Quoted By: >>14209510

>>14209460
>what is aggron
>what is any ground/fighting move from pokemon that don't even get stab

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:16:42 No.14209492 Report

Quoted By: >>14209497

>>14209475
>held on
>suddenly gem

Make up your mind, frogfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:17:03 No.14209497 Report

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>>14209492
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:17:03 No.14209499 Report

Quoted By: >>14209523 >>14209525 >>14209534

>>14209460
>Forgetting significantly lower Sp.Defense and Greninja gets Ice Beam
>Implying you always need STAB
>Implying Flying Gem/Acrobatics wont wreck Chesnaught

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:17:45 No.14209510 Report

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>>14209482
Aggron's weakness is a type with common special attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:17:46 No.14209511 Report

Quoted By: >>14209525 >>14209535

Guys why are we considering Mach punch even though it isn't confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:18:52 No.14209519 Report

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>>14209103
>What do you do?

Scurry away with my slimey frogmon because I know I am no match for this honorable knight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:18:58 No.14209523 Report

Quoted By: >>14209572

>>14209499
>Gem+Acrobatics
No Sash
Ice Beam is pretty valid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:19:01 No.14209525 Report

Quoted By: >>14209572

>>14209511
Common fighting Pokemon learn it

>>14209499
>Acrobatics Gem
>Sash

make up your mind guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:19:16 No.14209534 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209499
>What is Yache Berry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:19:20 No.14209535 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209511
>Grass/Fighting type
>Can't use Mach Punch

Get out of my sight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:19:58 No.14209549 Report

Quoted By: >>14209566

>>14209444
Turn one
>Chesnaught used Mach punch
>Greninja hung on
>Greninja used acrobatics/aerial ace
>Chesnaught hung on

Turn two
>Chestnaught used Mach Punch

I can do it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:19:59 No.14209550 Report

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And then delphox raped all yo asses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:20:34 No.14209557 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209247
Are you a small fire witch fox thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:21:12 No.14209566 Report

Quoted By: >>14209588 >>14209620

>>14209549
>greninja used aqua jet/quick attack/extreme speed
geegee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:21:41 No.14209572 Report

Quoted By: >>14209743 >>14209800

>>14209525
>>14209523
Don't need a sash if we're faster
>B-but Mach Punch!
It wont get Mach Punch. It'll get Hammer Arm, Brick Break and if it's lucky Close Combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:22:55 No.14209588 Report

Quoted By: >>14209601

>>14209566
>Spiky Shield

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:23:46 No.14209599 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:24:03 No.14209601 Report

Quoted By: >>14209618 >>14209636

>>14209588
Does Spiky Shield have priority?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:24:34 No.14209608 Report

Quoted By:

ITT:

>What is STAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:25:06 No.14209615 Report

Quoted By:

Can't I just get my Delphox to cook it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:25:14 No.14209618 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209601
I really want to know this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:25:22 No.14209620 Report

Quoted By: >>14209641

>>14209566
>>14209566
>chesnaught used his spike shield protect
>greninja died
YOUR MOVE WATER FAGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:26:06 No.14209636 Report

Quoted By: >>14209653 >>14209686

>>14209601
It's practically Protect+Iron Barbs, so it'd be stupid if it didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:26:19 No.14209641 Report

Quoted By: >>14209646 >>14209653

>>14209620
I'll ask again, does Spiky Shield have priority?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:26:43 No.14209646 Report

Quoted By: >>14209686

>>14209641
It's a damaging vesion of protect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:27:05 No.14209653 Report

Quoted By: >>14209686 >>14209694

>>14209641
see this>>14209636
if it didnt have priority it be the biggest waste of a move in history

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:28:23 No.14209677 Report

Quoted By:

Nothing because I don't have shit taste so I don't have a Delphox. If he wants to slap the air next to me then that's his business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:28:48 No.14209686 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209636
>>14209646
>>14209653

Ok, but have the leakers tried it yet to see if it does have priority? 'Cause it's pretty worrying if it doesn't have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:29:09 No.14209694 Report

Quoted By: >>14209714

>>14209653
>biggest waste of a move in history
You mean like your parents adopting you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:31:12 No.14209714 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209694
> This is Bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:31:22 No.14209718 Report

Quoted By: >>14209745 >>14210319

>>14209193
>No permission is needed, but credit is appreciated
what the fuck, that egos is suffocating me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:33:33 No.14209743 Report

Quoted By: >>14210438

>>14209572
Yeah just like Conkeldurr didn't get Mach Punch because it's slow.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:33:35 No.14209745 Report

Quoted By: >>14209771

>>14209718
This is what would happen otherwise, yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:35:29 No.14209771 Report

Quoted By: >>14209826

>>14209745
>someone posts your OC
Feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:36:06 No.14209786 Report

Quoted By: >>14209837

Telekinetically crush it in its own armour before burning the remains to a crisp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:36:50 No.14209800 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209572
yeah you are right slow as balls pokemon like metagross and scizor never get priority moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:38:27 No.14209826 Report

Quoted By: >>14209857

>>14209771
>someone claims to have made said OC
Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:39:22 No.14209837 Report

Quoted By: >>14210001

>>14209786
>Implying Delphox isn't too busy blushing about being slapped on the ass by a stud knight in shiny armor

Questy !!MFk95IZ5egW

Questy !!MFk95IZ5egW Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:40:09 No.14209857 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209826
You get used to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:41:25 No.14209879 Report

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chesnuaght is bulky as fuck 4x weakness or not an unstabed 60bp flying move wont kill it

2 shitninja has atrocious sub 100 offensive stats you really think its gonna kill it? just look at ferrothorn who can take hp fire from a fucking espeon (130 base spatk) and survive with hp left

ice beam is realistically a better choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:42:18 No.14209895 Report

Quoted By: >>14209951

use any flying move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:46:29 No.14209951 Report

Quoted By: >>14210868

>>14209895
>That's what they actually think

>Send out Hawlucha with a smug face
> Suddenly...

CHESNAUGHT USED FLYING PRESS OUT OF NOWHERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:50:58 No.14210001 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209837
Delphox x Chesnaut OTP

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:55:46 No.14210052 Report

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>>14209180
implying a 40BP attack would do shit

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 10:58:10 No.14210082 Report

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>dat low Special Defence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:00:09 No.14210108 Report

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>Implying Chesnaught doesn't get Shell Smash

Holy, that would be rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:06:18 No.14210188 Report

Quoted By:

Greninja actually being anything other than UU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:15:02 No.14210277 Report

Quoted By:

I sign his full body cast and ask him how he got out of the weelchair on his own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:18:32 No.14210319 Report

Quoted By:

>>14209718
You should probably stop sticking your head up asses then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:27:28 No.14210438 Report

Quoted By: >>14210473

>>14209743
>what is hariyama
>what is throh
>what is machamp
>what is scraggy
seriously 1 slow mach punch user get over it lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:31:29 No.14210473 Report

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>>14210438
Hariyama has Fake-Out, and Machamp has Bullet Punch.

Hitmonchan and Breloom also get Mach punch. They aren't exactly fast.

The real reason we should be worried about it not getting Mach Punch is because the distribution is purposely pretty exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2013 11:59:18 No.14210868 Report

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>>14209951
If chessnaught doesn't learn flying press I'll be sad. If it doesn't learn rollout I'll be confused.
If it learns draining kiss I'll be fucking disturbed.

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