>>14224184What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in sunday school, and I’ve been involved in numerous bible study clubs, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in biblical studies and I’m the most holy person in the entire US of America. You are nothing to me but just another Atheist. God will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with blaspheming over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the vatican city and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the truth, maggot. The struth that will change the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re about to be converted, kid. God can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the old testament, but I have access to the entire Vatican city archives and I will use it to its full extent to convert your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “atheist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit holiness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucked kiddo.
