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TELL SEREBII TO DROP A BOMB ON THIS SHIT SO MANY BOMBS RING THE ALARM LIKE VIETNAM ON THIS SHIT SO MANY BOMBS MAKE MARSHTOMP THINK LEAFEON'S IN THIS BITCH ONE AT A TIME I LINE THEM UP AND BOMB ON THEY 'MONS WHILE THEY WRITE LUCARIOFICS I'M IN A DESTRUCTION MODE IF THE GOLD EXISTS I'M IMPORTANT LIKE YVELTALT, I'M HOENN OCEANS WITH BOATS I'M MATSUDA's OFFSPRING, I'M THE KING OF KALOS KING OF KANTO, ONE HAND, I JUGGLE THEM BOTH THE JUGGERNAUT'S ALL IN YOUR JUGULAR IF YOU TAKE ME FOR JOKES LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, TRAINERS ON BENCHES, FUNERAL FACES EV BRACELETS, ALL MY STATS IN HIGH PLACES WHO THE FUCK Y'ALL THOUGHT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE? IF LANCE CAME BACK STILL NO COACHIN' ME I'M UNCOACHABLE, I'M UNSOCIABLE, FUCK Y'ALL LEAKS FUCK Y'ALL PICTURES, YOUR IMIGUR CAN GOBBLE THESE NUTS GOBBLE DICK UP TILL YOU HICCUP YOU FURSONA-LOOKING FUCKS THIS THE SAME FACE THAT PUT /VP/ ON A CRUTCH I'VE SEEN POKEMON TRANSFORM TO VILLAINOUS DIGIMON MEGAS'LL PROLY MAKE THESE FAGGOTS TRY TO CLIMB UP SMOGON A BUNCH OF HACK GIMMICK BOOSTS FOR MCDONALDS BARBIES HAPPY MEAL FURRIES, COVERED IN KETCHUP 'FORE THEY STUCK IN THE CAR KEYS JUDGEMENT TO THE MONARCHY, BLESSINGS TO DRATINI YOU CALLED ME A BETTER YOU, I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN I'M LEGENDARY (I DON'T NEED MEGA MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOAT)
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
I''M DRESSED IN ALL WHITE, THIS IS NOT FOR THE FANS OF DELPHOX I'M AIMING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR PELVIS YOU CAN'T STOMACH ME? YOU PLAN ON STUMPIN' ME? YOU MEGAEVOLVING WITH FAIRY STAB IN FRONT OF ME? BITCH I JUST REKT YOUR TEAM, I'VE GOT PRIORITY GARY OAKING WITH NONE OF YOU POKEMON, CLIMBING 100 MIL IN FRONT OF ME AND I'M GONNA GET IT EVEN IF YOU'RE IN THE WAY AND IF YOU'RE ANY BETTER, LEAK FOR PETE'S SAKE I HEARD THE IMAGE BOARDS BE IN GREAT DEBATES ALL THE TIME BOUT WHO'S THE BEST POKEMON? GOOMY, OR ARCEUS DEOXYS, MEWTWO, GENESECT - THE REST OF Y'ALL? FILLER NIGGAS JUST FILLER NIGGAS, DON'T GET INVOLVED AND I AIN'T USING NO MORE STATERS BITCH 800+ MON NUZLOKE HACKROMS BY ANONYMOUS I'M USUALLY HOMEBOYS WITH THE SAME NIGGAS I'M VYING WITH BUT THIS IS NEW GEN HYPE AND THEM NIGGAS SHOULD KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS AND THAT GOES FOR GYARADOS, MILOTIC TYRANITAR, GARCHOMP, HYDREIGON, 'MENCE METAGROSS, DRAGONITE, BRONZONG, SCIZOR I'VE GOT LOVE FOR YOU ALL BUT I'M TRYING TO MURDA YOU NIGGAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOUR CORE FANS NEVER HEARDA YOU NIGGAS THEY DON'T WANNA TRAIN NOT ONE MORE EV POINT FOR YOU NIGGAS WHAT IS COMPETITION? I'M TRYING TO RAISE THE BAR HIGH,
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http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
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WHO TRYNA JUMP AND GET IT? YOU'RE BETTER OFF TRYING TO USE FLY FROM A POISONED DRIFBLIM LOW ON HP WITH AFTERMATH WITH SAM OAK AS THE PILOT, HE'S DRUNK AS FUCK, TRYING TO LAND WITH A HAND FULL OF ARTHRITIS, THE OTHER STUCK IN MUK'S HAND WATCHING THE ORGIN ANIME SO THE SHIT THAT POPS IN HIS HEAD IS AN OPITION OF VIOLENCE, SOMEONE HEARD THE STEWARDESS SAID THAT THE POWER CREEP SWEPT HALF YOUR TEAM UNDER THE BED Gen 6
Anonymous
>>14223446 Holy shit, this autism.
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
Anonymous
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almost good. i would do my own edits, but i'm a round big booty hoes so i cant be on /vp/ right now
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
Anonymous
Some of your earlier iterations were better. For instance, I don't know why you put MIlotic down when it doesn't rhyme with "Mence" Also Arceus doesn't rhyme with "time" the flow would be better if you fixed these things. I made the Gary Oak remix to Kanye's Monster, so I feel your campaign.
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
>>14223731 Whatever I had before didn't rhyme either with mence but milotic could work if you drag the the "tic" a little weirdly and the "ce" sound from mence. I didn't revise it the first time I did it so it wasn't that concise.
Arcues sounds like it could almost-rhyme (cause that's what rappers do 9 times out of 10 ) better with "y'all" then whatever I had then I don't remember. I was trying to get whatever legendary was as close to the sound of "nas" as I could.
I think it's actually more concise and flows closer to the original song than my prior versions.
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
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>>14223934 If you have any suggestions feel free to give them btw
Anonymous
>>14223934 Why not "Forrestress" "Jellicent" even "Landorus" to an extent.
As far as "time" why not "darkrai" or even better "zekrom"?
I really think something like those would flow better man.
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>>14224072 The forestress, landorus and jellicent was in regards to "Mence"
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
>>14224072 Landorus and Forrestress work way better, you're right about that. I edited my GOOMY PLS.txt so if I ever post it again I'll use Landorus.
Idk about darkrai and time because even though they sound way closer to rhyming than "arceus" in the orignal song "time" is paired with "nas" and then "nas" is used to set up "yall".
So my line of thinking is 1. Arceus is stacked and legendary so it goes with the theme of what comes next 2. it sets up "yall" very well
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
>>14224270 I mean forestress, not landorus. That worked best imo
btw for anyone else reading I am fully aware of how fanatic and autismal this whole thing is pls don't judge me ty :^^^^^^))
Anonymous
>>14223424 >sunglasses over its nostrils http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
>>14224403 >the green is the eyes but ur wrong m8.
Anonymous
>>14224332 "blessings to dratini, you called me a better you i'll remember that when they elite me"
(I DONT NEED MEGA MOTHAFUCKA IM PSEUDO)
got a good type, this is not for a sudowoodo
Anonymous
>>14223424 >rap >am i kewl yet guis Anonymous
I'M UNCOACHABLE, I'M UNSOCIABLE, FUCK Y'ALL LEAKS FUCK Y'ALL PICTURES, YA IMIGUR CAN GOBBLE POKETREATS
Anonymous
>>14224441 Look at it's evo you dumb shit
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
>>14224561 but the sudowoodo doesn't rhyme with pelvis well so i'm changing it back to something from an earlier version
the elite me is perfect though
>>14224636 welp
Anonymous
>>14224800 I'm aiming at your
>Slowbro >new bro >pokebro http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
i'm gonna start saging now since /vp/ is a slow board http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s Fri 04 Oct 2013 20:45:42 No. 14224970 Report >>14224853 alright, pseudo/sudowoodo/newbro it is
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
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>>14224970 btw I brought "james bonding" back instead of "gary oaking", that might be a little too corny
the main reason i revised it in the first place was for the last stanza because it ran long and clunky with the charmander bit
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>>14223424 >SO MANY BOMBS MAKE MARSHTOMP THINK LEAFEON'S IN THIS BITCH >I'M HOENN OCEANS WITH BOATS >'M THE KING OF KALOS KING OF KANTO, ONE HAND, I JUGGLE THEM BOTH
>EV BRACELETS, >I'VE SEEN POKEMON TRANSFORM TO VILLAINOUS DIGIMON MEGAS'LL PROLY MAKE THESE FAGGOTS TRY TO CLIMB UP SMOGON
>AND I AIN'T USING NO MORE STATERS BITCH 800+ MON NUZLOKE HACKROMS BY ANONYMOUS
>the last extended metaphor These lines would make Kdot proud
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
Anonymous
>>14225200 damnit greentxt pls
For people who are confused this is a reference to a stellar verse by the rapper Kendrick Lamar that just so happens to be a hot topic in the rap community right now
http://youtu.be/JdcNoGmt7Ws?t=33s
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>>14225264 i don't think anyone who doesn't get that cares about this or wants too but i figured a few would