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On Monday I'm going to go to my locally run store and try to barter with them to sell it to me under the counter. If they must, charge forty extra for another game I'll buy at the same time to hide it or something like that. Hell, I'll pay extra on top of that if it convinces them.
If they do sell it to me, I won't tell the internet about it. If anyone in real life asks me about it, I'll tell them I bought it at this one really shitty Walmart I hate going to.
If that plan fails though, I'll just get it at the Walmart I don't hate at the midnight release.