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Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:23:58 No.14234171 View View Reply Original Report

Whats up guys. Theres this girl thats in my classes with me. She loves pokemon and I think she also wants my dick. How do I give it to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:25:31 No.14234230 Report

>>14234171
Challenge her to a pokémon battle. If you in, she has to go out with you. If you lose, you're buying the dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:27:39 No.14234312 Report

Quoted By: >>14234680

Tell her you're the Klefki to her Luvdisc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:28:37 No.14234354 Report

Quoted By: >>14234680

>>14234230
This guy here had the best idea.

Viking Advice Guy

Viking Advice Guy Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:28:40 No.14234360 Report

Quoted By: >>14234605

>>14234171
Say you want to help her get the three XY starters by doing a system of trades. Name whichever you give her "The D"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:30:26 No.14234420 Report

Quoted By: >>14234680

And just for good measure pay for dinner even if you win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:34:22 No.14234596 Report

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>>14234230
are you hitch? how to pay for services?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:34:49 No.14234605 Report

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>>14234360
So doing this.

She will say "why is it named the d?" And I will say "because I know you want it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:36:45 No.14234680 Report

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>>14234171
Ignore the beta nerds
>>14234230
>>14234312
>>14234354
>>14234420

Say "hey you're cool, lets hang out sometime."

Then raep her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:44:52 No.14234923 Report

Quoted By: >>14235027

Hey I've just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my friend code
so fight me maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2013 01:48:04 No.14235027 Report

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