So /vp/, I want to make a team based on pets I've had/animals I've worked with over the years, because why not? I want to base one on my incredibly stupid cat, but none of the cat-based Pokemon actually look like her.

She's small, spends at least 50% of the time being angry for no reason, but is really cuddly the other 50% of the time, doesn't usually like other animals, can't pass the blanket test, and can't always figure out really simple things like which dish has the food she likes in it, or where the treat is if it's not directly in front of her.

Who should represent my stupid Minion?

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