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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 03:51:38 No.14322023 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14325632 >>14326006 >>14326492

>be me
>see carbink
>the fuck kind of name is "carbink?"
>see diamonds
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that zinc forms into small rounded pyramid shapes
>carbink is literally
"Carbon" and "zinc"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:11:55 No.14325632 Report

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>>14322023
An interesting story

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:15:27 No.14325687 Report

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>be me
>see talonflame
>the fuck kind of name is "talonflame?"
>see talons
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that flame is another word for fire
>talonflame is literally "talon" and "flame"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:19:26 No.14325768 Report

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>be me
>see pumpkaboo
>the fuck kind of name is "pumpkaboo?"
>see pumpkins
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that boo is associated with ghosts
>pumpkaboo is literally "pumpkin" and "boo"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:19:46 No.14325773 Report

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>be me
>see slowpoke
>the fuck kind of name is "slowpoke"?
>see slow
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that poke is short for pokemon
>slowpoke is literally "slow" and "poke"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:23:56 No.14325852 Report

Quoted By: >>14325920

>be me
>see Zygarde
>the fuck kind of name is "Zygarde?"
>see eyes
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember ignoring the lessons in class and listening to black metal instead
Zygarde is literally kvlt
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:23:57 No.14325853 Report

Quoted By: >>14325885

>be me
>see seel
>the fuck kind of name is "seel?"
>see seals
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that seals are an aquatic animal
>seel is literally seal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:25:36 No.14325885 Report

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>>14325853
best one right here

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:26:11 No.14325897 Report

Quoted By: >>14325960

>this thread

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:27:03 No.14325907 Report

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Holy fuck /vp/ I love you so much.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:27:29 No.14325914 Report

Quoted By: >>14325967

>be me
>see parasect
>the fuck kind of name is "parasect?"
>see parachutes
>suddenly flash back to high school history class
>remember that parachute soldiers were called para-troopers
>parasect is literally
"parachute trooper" and "sect"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:27:29 No.14325916 Report

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This thread.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:28:01 No.14325920 Report

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>>14325852

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:29:17 No.14325943 Report

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>be me

I hate being me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:30:05 No.14325960 Report

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>>14325897
>be him
>post pikachu
>the fuck kind of name is pikachu
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>pretend to remember about pikachurin
>remember that it has absolutely nothing to do with pikachu except by name
pikachu is literally a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:30:28 No.14325967 Report

Quoted By: >>14325991 >>14326035 >>14326048

>>14325914
(I'm pretty sure it's a combination of the words "paralyze" and "insect", but maybe my high school chemistry class was different)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:31:05 No.14325991 Report

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>>14325967
>implying

Confirmed public school.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:31:08 No.14325995 Report

Quoted By: >>14326100

>be me
>see Hoothoot
>the fuck kind of name is "Hoothoot?"
>see owl
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that owls make a sound like "hoot"
>remember that owls also make a sound like "hoot"
>Hoothoot is literally "Hoot" and "hoot"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:31:41 No.14326006 Report

Quoted By: >>14326040

>>14322023
Carbuncle.
And not the skin condition or the cryptid either.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:33:11 No.14326035 Report

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>>14325967
OH DUDE REALLY?!
>be me
>see parasect
>the fuck kind of name is "parasect?"
>see paralysis
>suddenly flash back to high school /vp/ browsing
>remember that anon said para is short for paralyze
>parasect is literally
"paralyze" and "insect"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:33:31 No.14326040 Report

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>>14326006
this

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:34:17 No.14326048 Report

Quoted By: >>14326096

>>14325967
(Actually it's parasite and insect, because the mushroom parasite thing)

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:34:27 No.14326052 Report

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>be me
>see eelektrik
>the fuck kind of name is "eelektrik?"
>see eel
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that electricity exists
>eelektric is literally "eel" and "electric"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:35:37 No.14326069 Report

Quoted By: >>14326179 >>14326271

>Be me
>Cooking crystal meth
>Suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>Wish I had paid attention so I could make a better product

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:37:31 No.14326096 Report

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>>14326048
Wow... that's actually so obvious... I feel so stupid...
>be me
>see parasect
>the fuck kind of name is "parasect"?
>remember that time I made a fool of myself on /vp/
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>commit sudoku
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:37:34 No.14326097 Report

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>be me
>see Charmander
>the fuck kind of name is Charmander?
>sudden flashback to highschool chemistry class
>remember that fire chars things
>Charmander is literally
"Char" and "Salamander"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:37:37 No.14326100 Report

Quoted By: >>14326318

>>14325995
I see you listened to this album. Great patrician taste bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:41:53 No.14326150 Report

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>be me
>see Bergmite
>the fuck kind of name is "Bergmite?"
>see crystals
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>teacher is a meth cook
>starts screaming at us about how he is the danger
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:42:17 No.14326156 Report

Quoted By: >>14326180

>be me
>see Weezing
>the fuck kind of name is "Weezing?"
>see weez
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that...um.......
>...
>...
>ing.
>Wheezing is literally "Weez and ing."
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:43:41 No.14326179 Report

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>>14326069

BRAVO VINCE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:43:42 No.14326180 Report

Quoted By: >>14326260 >>14326310

>>14326156
It's wheeze and sneezing, moron.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:46:08 No.14326229 Report

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>be me
>see Electrode
>the fuck kind of name is "electrode?"
>see electrodes
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that electrodes conduct electricity
>electrode is literally
"an Electrode"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:47:01 No.14326246 Report

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Carbink is the filler shitmon of this gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:47:20 No.14326250 Report

Quoted By: >>14326283

>be me
>see Typhlosion
>the fuck kind of name is "Typhlosion"?
>see the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
>I see you make your way through the crowd and say "hello"
>little did I know
>that you were Romeo
>you were throwing pebbles
>and my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"
>and I was crying on the staircase, begging you please don't go
>and I said
>Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
>I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
>you'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
>it's a love story, baby just say yes

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:47:41 No.14326260 Report

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>>14326180
No it's wheeze and coughing
And Koffing is coughing and wheezing

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:48:23 No.14326271 Report

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>>14326069
Wait a damn minute...

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:49:07 No.14326283 Report

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>>14326250
What is even going on anymore

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:50:47 No.14326310 Report

Quoted By: >>14326434

>>14326180
Yeah...yeah...no. I was making a joke about how his name is less punny because it's also just a different way of saying "wheezing." See how they left out the "h" and made it "Weezing"? Also it's believed to be like "cough" and then "wheeze". Like Koffing and Weezing. There's no implied sneezing. It's like what they did with Seel. Moron.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:51:08 No.14326318 Report

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>>14326100

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:51:22 No.14326324 Report

Quoted By: >>14326331 >>14326346

>be me
>see Dragalge
>the fuck kind of name is "Dragalge?"
>see dragon
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>i'm actually at university now and skipped my chemistry lecture today because why not
>still don't know what the hell Dragalge is
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:52:10 No.14326331 Report

Quoted By: >>14326378

>>14326324
Dragon and algae?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:52:54 No.14326346 Report

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>>14326324
Agae is biology you colossal nerd, of course you wouldn't learn it in chemistry

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:54:06 No.14326378 Report

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>>14326331

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:55:55 No.14326406 Report

Quoted By: >>14326675

>be me
>see Jirachi
>the fuck kind of name is "Jirachi?"
>see Jirachi
>suddenly flash back to... oh fuck it, I still don't know what the fuck Jirachi's supposed to mean

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:55:59 No.14326408 Report

Quoted By: >>14326487

>be me
>see scrafty
>the fuck kind of name is "scrafty?"
>see niggers
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>get beat up and robbed by while my guard is down having the flashback
>scrafty is literally a black person
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 06:57:56 No.14326434 Report

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>>14326310
He's joking about the pokemon sekritz image that had "is mozart still alive?"
I'd post it if I had it, but I don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:00:53 No.14326487 Report

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>>14326408
N-n-n-ni-niggers?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:01:02 No.14326492 Report

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>>14322023
>be me
>see skitty
>the fuck kind of name is "skitty?"
>see pink kitty
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that skitty is a pink kitty that fucks blue whales
>skitty is literally
"Slut" and "kitty"
>mfw

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:05:19 No.14326558 Report

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>be me
>see machamp
>the fuck kinda name is "machamp?"
>see cocks
>suddenly flash back to high school chemistry class
>remember that I was fucked by the cocks of men every day in that class
>machamp is literally
"man" and "champ"
>mfw I'm a faggot

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:09:47 No.14326634 Report

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How did you not get "carbuncle" from its name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:12:10 No.14326675 Report

Quoted By: >>14326688

>be me
>see Golduck
>the fuck kind of name is Golduck?
>sudden flashback to highschool chemistry class
>remember that the color blue is not the color gold
>Golduck is literally
"Gold" and "Duck"
>mfw

>>14326406
(Not to be that guy, but it's just a Japanese name.

It just means "wish provider")

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:13:03 No.14326688 Report

Quoted By: >>14326752

>>14326675
>mfw I'm a huge faggot and forgot to post my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 07:16:24 No.14326752 Report

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>>14326688
(Not to be that guy, but it's just a Japanese name.

It just means "blue duck")

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