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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:15:43 No.14330240 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14330268 >>14330352 >>14330390 >>14330542 >>14331761 >>14331980

What Pokémon does everyone seem to love that you think is a piece of shit, /vp/?

>inb4 Goomy, Reddit's favourite Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:17:08 No.14330268 Report

Quoted By: >>14330371

>>14330240

Klefki.

Keybro who collects your keys. He has the typing and ability of gods. Anti-Klefkifags be mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:20:00 No.14330322 Report

Quoted By: >>14330358

Lucy's bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:21:15 No.14330352 Report

Quoted By: >>14330440 >>14331438 >>14332465

>>14330240

Dunsparce.

Seriously. It can't do anything and it looks dumb. Why, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:21:26 No.14330358 Report

Quoted By:

>>14330322
*lucha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:22:09 No.14330371 Report

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>>14330268
i think you misread OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:23:00 No.14330390 Report

Quoted By: >>14330484 >>14332056

>>14330240
>inb4 Goomy, Reddit's favourite Pokémon.
>Am I a 4chin now guise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:23:12 No.14330397 Report

Quoted By: >>14330433

Dragonite. Fucking flying barney piece of shit. Dragonair deserved better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:24:58 No.14330417 Report

Quoted By: >>14330456

Goodra

Goodra fucking killed the Goomy line for me so hard. I was so disappointed when I saw that thing.

It went from a slime, to a snail, to a fucking furbait dragon covered in semen. Such fucking wasted potential. What happened to the snail dragon, GameFreak?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:26:00 No.14330433 Report

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>>14330397
mfw when I hate how stupid it looks but I use one in my team because Multiscale+Dragon Dance+134 Atk is op

...If only you looked better...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:26:17 No.14330440 Report

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>>14330352
this. fuck that thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:27:20 No.14330456 Report

Quoted By: >>14330492

>>14330417
>A dragon without fur
>Furbait
costanza.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:28:52 No.14330484 Report

Quoted By: >>14330511 >>14330519

>>14330390

>Been on 4chan since 2005.

Hi Reddit, how are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:29:21 No.14330492 Report

Quoted By: >>14330503 >>14331431

>>14330456
scaliebait, whatever
whatever the proper fucking term is, you know what I meant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:30:12 No.14330503 Report

Quoted By: >>14330539

>>14330492

>There are people fapping to that evo line right now and there's nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:30:22 No.14330507 Report

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goodra.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:30:35 No.14330511 Report

Quoted By: >>14332159

>>14330484
>trying this hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:31:06 No.14330519 Report

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>>14330484
I've been here since 2001 kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:32:06 No.14330539 Report

Quoted By: >>14331268

>>14330503
I don't give a shit about people fapping to it. People masturbate to fucking Scolipede of all pokemon, that shit don't bother me.

It's just the way Goodra is designed. It looks like pure shit and people only like it because it's scaliebait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 12:32:12 No.14330542 Report

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>>14330240
Dragalgae, or at least it shouldn't get the attention it has right now. It looks like a lanky piece of ass, to me, and is only getting attention because MUH POISON/DRAGON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:10:13 No.14331162 Report

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Heliolisk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:12:14 No.14331202 Report

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Pangoro for sure. Looks like utter shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:16:21 No.14331268 Report

Quoted By: >>14331290

>>14330539
>scaliebait
B-but it's not even scaley. It's goobait. Bait that I'll gladly take. Sure, I'd fuck Goodra, but that's not why I like it. Is it this hard to believe that opinions other than yours aren't ill-founded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:17:58 No.14331290 Report

Quoted By: >>14331330 >>14331454 >>14331750

>>14331268

I feel the same way. I mean, there are a lot of pokemon I could sexualize and get off too, but I don't let that affect my in-game team.

That'd be crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:19:20 No.14331303 Report

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Scizor. Design-wise, it's a major step down from Scyther

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:20:57 No.14331330 Report

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>>14331290
Yeah, if my team were six Froslass I'd never get past the Fire gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:27:55 No.14331431 Report

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>>14330492
well, it doesn't even have scales, but it might work, but it might just be a generic 'monster' fetish, whatever Slimes of a fantasy setting fall under.

otherwise, dragon-bait, I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:28:15 No.14331438 Report

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Scrafty

Fucker's face and overall design scream douche to me.

>>14330352
You piece of shit. Raging through G/S/C was how you got things done back in the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:29:15 No.14331454 Report

Quoted By: >>14331486 >>14331671 >>14331717

>>14331290
>lts of pokemon you could sexualize

names, now, I need ideas, the more obscure the better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:31:17 No.14331486 Report

Quoted By: >>14331717

>>14331454

Dawg, I'm not even going to go down that route. I've fapped to some crazy things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:31:22 No.14331489 Report

Quoted By: >>14331632

Wow. Another thread badtalking reddit. Stay classy 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:31:23 No.14331492 Report

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Barbaracle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:34:45 No.14331546 Report

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Tyrantrum, it looks like a 12 year old designed it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:37:33 No.14331592 Report

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Dedenne. Antenna + Mouse is an awful idea for a design, the arbitrarily slapped on Fairy typing, and guaranteed to have abysmal stats like the other Pikachu clones. Waste of a dex slot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:39:46 No.14331632 Report

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>>14331489
go away reddit scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:42:03 No.14331671 Report

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>>14331454
Aegislash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:43:53 No.14331717 Report

Quoted By: >>14332315

>>14331454
>>14331486

Personally, it would be easier to list the Pokemon I haven't fapped to. Some favorites?

Froslass, Ariados, Poliwrath, Machamp, Hypno, Ditto, Nidoqueen, Weavile, Miltank, Gardevoir, Absol, Goodra, Braixen, Reuniclus

I think my fetishes are implied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:45:26 No.14331750 Report

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>>14331290

>not wanting to fuck a team after it grows on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:45:45 No.14331755 Report

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Samurott

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:45:50 No.14331761 Report

Quoted By: >>14331850 >>14331982 >>14332040

>>14330240
Blaziken

Not in a game sense, I love it in the game, but in a porn sense.

Why does everyone think this bird is hot? She's not!

I mean...she is..technically but she's not!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:47:46 No.14331791 Report

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Diglett fucking sucks. Oh, it has good moves, but I hate how it's always underground.
Summon it indoors? Goodbye floor.
Summon it on a ship? Goodbye hull. Drown.
It's so rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:51:01 No.14331850 Report

Quoted By: >>14331952

>>14331761
Blaziken makes a good domme. Are you not a sub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:57:29 No.14331952 Report

Quoted By: >>14331999

>>14331850
Not that guy, but I agree with him. It's got nothing to do with dom/sub roles, Blaziken just isn't attractive. Being bipedial does NOT a furbait make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:59:36 No.14331980 Report

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>>14330240
Groudon/Kyogre

Ruby was the first game that I really enjoyed for the gameplay, and yet those guys were still my least favorite legends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 13:59:46 No.14331982 Report

Quoted By: >>14332040

>>14331761

I've often wondered this myself. Why do so many furries seem to make Blaziken porn? It's a cock-mongling, sharp-beaked, clawed monstrosity with nothing obviously enticing to its design. I can understand something like Gardevoir or Lopunny, but Blaziken I don't get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:00:57 No.14331999 Report

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>>14331952
Yeah, to each their own. I'm just saying for most of the people that do find Blaziken attractive, that's why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:02:51 No.14332027 Report

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Mega Charizard X, other than the colour scheme, it is just a spiky Charizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:03:43 No.14332040 Report

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>>14331761
>>14331982
The base design is often different from the fan art. Also, people can find anything attractive. I'd get fucked by an Ariados.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:04:31 No.14332056 Report

Quoted By: >>14332245

>>14330390
A vote for Goomy is a vote for Reddit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:09:18 No.14332135 Report

Quoted By: >>14332329 >>14332389

These guys

Nothing particularly wrong with their designs per se (Sylveon, however, is the worst pokemon ever), but as designs go, they're just boring, repeating the same theme over and over, and might as well be dex fillers. Should have stopped the gimmick in gen 1.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:10:48 No.14332159 Report

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>>14330511

>You will never hunt down these newfags and kill them with your bare hands.

I don't how saying I've been here since 2005 is "trying too hard". Oh well. Go back to Reddit pls.

>Implying Reddit is actually bad.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:12:17 No.14332184 Report

Quoted By: >>14332332 >>14332349 >>14332437

/vp/ has made me hate many Pokemon purely because of their fanbase.

>Thread about a random subject
>Fans of Pokemon X (not the version) enter the thread
>Hurr hurr I guess you haven't seen muh favorite on the front page today yet, let's start circlejerking hurr hurr
>How can you hate muh favorite?
>Muh bro wrecks your shit
>Did I already say muh bro?
>Fuck your opinions muh bro

Alternatively, if the Pokemon is feminine:
>Muh waifu
>Muh dick is so hard oh god must fap
>Did I already post fan art of muh waifu? Don't care if I did, I'll post more anyway

These are the Pokemon that suffer the most because of their horrible fanbase:
>Dunsparce
>Crobat
>Flygon
>Gardevoir
>Mawile
>Froakie / Greninja
>Goodra
>Grovyle
>Scraggy / Scrafty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:15:29 No.14332245 Report

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>>14332056
I'm pretty sure most reddit users enjoy pizza, too. If you like pizza, you are supporting reddit!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:18:55 No.14332315 Report

Quoted By: >>14332430

>>14331717
what kind of Hypno?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:19:20 No.14332329 Report

Quoted By:

>>14332135
>still no normal type eeveeloution

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:19:24 No.14332332 Report

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>>14332184
Don't forget Meowstic/Espurr. I have both on my filter list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:20:20 No.14332349 Report

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>>14332184

>letting anonymous people on the internet affect your tastes

This is the definition of autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:22:14 No.14332389 Report

Quoted By:

>>14332135

If they would have released a new set of them each gen I'd appreciate them a lot more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:24:40 No.14332430 Report

Quoted By:

>>14332315
I have a big hypno/MC fetish and would love to be made into a subservient Hypno pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:25:00 No.14332437 Report

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>>14332184
Good. You don't deserve to enjoy mawile or gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2013 14:26:46 No.14332465 Report

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>>14330352
>Dunsparce
>can't do anything

Someone has never played a parahax team!

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